Zhuge Liang and Xu Shu arranged one hundred and eight soil slopes outside Chaoyang City, these soil slopes are slightly larger than the tombs, very similar to the tombs, and the tombs are very similar, the seven soil slopes arranged in the front are erected tombstones, the inscriptions are written with names, among which the most middle tombstone is written with Cao Cao's name, Cao Cao's tombstone is written on the left Xiahou Yuan's name, Cao Cao's tombstone is written on the right side of Cao Ren's name, among which Xun You, Guo Jia, Jia Xu, Le Jin, Li Dian, Yu Ban's names are also on it. In front of Cao Cao's tombstone, there is also a coffin with an open mouth, and the coffin is made of the top number of Tsubaki wood, which means that Cao Cao will lie in this coffin this spring.

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Wisdom attached to the tiger's teeth: Jia Xu

If a wolf wants to kill a tiger, it must first disguise itself as a sheep. For a pig to chase away a wolf, you have to convince the pig that he's a tiger. Zhang Xiu and Lu Bu are the wolves, Guo Yan and Li Dao are pigs, and Cao Cao is the tiger.

Killing people is a difficult thing, and persuading people to kill people is a technical job, which is far more difficult than killing people. When persuading a pig to kill, you need to tell the pig that if it kills someone, it will be able to eat enough, because pigs are not picky eaters; When persuading a wolf to kill someone, you need to tell the wolf that after killing someone, he can eat well, and wolves like to eat meat; You have to be careful when you persuade a tiger to kill someone, because the tiger will think that you can eat it too. I'm doing this kind of business of persuading people to kill, and it's very dangerous in our business, because you don't know when you're going to die, to be killed by someone else, or to be killed by your own master. My friend Li Wenyou (Li Ru) served the master Dong Zhuo I don't know what it is, at first he was a tiger, and then he became a pig. Therefore, when the master you serve is a tiger, you must not let the tiger eat too much, because if the tiger eats too much, it may become a pig.

Sometimes I feel sad inexplicably, but I always feel that my sadness does not come from this world, this existing world. Every now and then I look up at the sky because I can't find the answer. I know what others are, but I don't know what I am. If you don't know what you are, you don't know what you're going to eat. I was lonely after Li Wenyou's death, and we used to discuss what to do together, but now we have no one to accompany us when we drink.

By the side of the tiger, I don't need to think about what I need to eat. I just need to think about what the tiger thinks, plan what the tiger wants, and answer what the tiger asks, and that's enough. When the tiger needs you, you need to become a grinding stone to sharpen the tiger's minions, and usually you just need to be the hair on the tiger's back. Don't try to turn into lice on the tiger's back, because there are many people who help the tiger catch lice.

When the tiger is still young, you have to help him properly, this help is not to feed him good meat, but to make his stomach bigger, then when he grows up, he will definitely be grateful to you. After Cao Pi became a big tiger, he didn't forget me, and made me a captain.

After Cao Pi succeeded to the throne, he once said to me with a smile: "A smart rabbit has many holes, and if your husband is so smart, he must have dug a lot of holes." ”

"Seven, and His Majesty is the last."

Happy to be gone: Liu Chan

My father asked me, "Which is the best effect to hit someone with a fist or to hit someone with a palm spread out?" ”

"Then it depends on who is the beater? Which part of the person is hit? ”

"When I'm younger, I like to hit people in the stomach with my fists, and when I'm older, I like to spread out my hands and hit people in the face, do you know why?"

"Although hitting someone in the face does not hurt in the stomach, the person who is beaten does not think so, he must think that the face is more important than the stomach."

"Well said, then me, which one do you think is good now?"

"I don't think you have to use your own hands to hit someone in the face."

At that time, my father smiled and closed his eyes, and then I became emperor.

When I became an emperor, I realized that the emperor is not easy to do, when you don't want to slap other people's faces, your courtiers want to slap other people's faces.

The prime minister came, he wrote me an article, and in his article I saw that he wanted to slap Wei Guo in the face, and I was moved by the prime minister. In fact, I know that even if I am not moved by the prime minister, I have to agree with the prime minister, the prime minister is right, everyone thinks so.

Later, the prime minister came back, and brought back Ma Tan who had no head, it is said that Ma Tan was slapped in the face by Zhang He, and then the prime minister cut off Ma Tan's head, and the prime minister did the right thing, everyone thinks so.

When the prime minister went to slap Cao Wei's face for the fourth time, he didn't bring Li Yan, Li Yan was a little unhappy, and Li Yan secretly told me that he also wanted to slap Cao Wei's face. I thought about it and said to Li Yan, then you can find a way to let the prime minister come back! The prime minister came back later, and this time I thought the prime minister would be very happy, because he slapped Zhang He to death, but the prime minister was very angry and demoted Li Yan to a concubine.

Later, the prime minister died, and I was about to call Li Yan back, but I didn't expect Li Yan to die too. The prime minister became Jiang Wan, and Jiang Wan only occasionally wanted to slap other people's faces. After Jiang Wan's death, Fei Yi became the prime minister, and Fei Yi thought that as long as Cao Wei didn't come to slap our face, we would live a down-to-earth life. But Jiang Wei didn't think so, and later Fei Yi died at the banquet, and I began to worry that it had been too long to delegate power, and it was difficult to take it back.

In fact, we all know that it is more difficult to attack the Central Plains with Shu, and during the period of the struggle for hegemony in the troubled times, Shu is a peaceful land that is not infected by war, but once the pattern of the world is certain, Shu becomes a cage, and it is difficult for others to get in, and it is difficult for us to fight out. Knowing that it is difficult to fight out, why not recuperate and let the people live a stable life for a few more years, but Jiang Wei doesn't think so, he is a unicorn, how can a unicorn be willing to be trapped in a cage. Jiang Wei desperately broke free, trying to break through this cage and take Chang'an directly, but the more he broke free from this cage, the tighter it became, and in the end, not only was he covered in bruises, but Shu was also greatly injured.

I am not my father, I don't have my father's ambition to rule the world, I just want my subjects to live a stable life, but I can't be the master, the prime minister has hollowed me out a long time ago. When Deng Ai's army came to the city, almost all the descendants of the Jingzhou faction died on the battlefield, and the Yizhou faction, which had been suppressed by the Jingzhou faction, advocated surrender.

Jiang Wei, you are not like Zhuge Liang, I respect you, you are a unicorn, so let me be a pig pulling the hind legs of a unicorn!

When Sima Zhao asked me if I missed Shu, I smiled and said, "I am happy here, but I don't miss Shu." ”

It's not that I don't miss Shu, but that I, the king of the dead country, have no shame to miss Shu. (To be continued.) )