Chapter 301: Sore Pulling Medicine (Part II)
Cocking the orchid fingers, depicting the carmine, wearing a dress on the stage before the Dan horn debuts on the stage, a fan that the little woman in the back garden needs to hold when stepping on the spring side, babbling a ticket out of the Peony Pavilion, twisting and pinching a Zhang Yingying, if this face is really seen in the pear orchard line, it may be able to make people shake their heads and applaud. can move this face to the front of the eyes of the Xianggu courtyard to figure it out, but it can only make people feel that the Yin River is reversed for no reason, straight into the heart, and the whole body can't say a lot of uncomfortable energy.
I don't know what year it was an evil yin wind that blew up, and the dignitaries in Sijiu City estimated that they were tired of playing with Saibei gold powder and Jiangnan rouge, so they actually ran to those handsome and graceful men to open their minds. As time goes by, and after a long time, this good man's style and playing with his aunt have become a pastime that only wealthy families and royal nobles can afford. Counting in the Tongzhi years, a famous red minister in the Fengyue field in Sijiu City walked a church meeting, and there was no three catties and three taels of red gold and gold sand as a step, which was really an old cat smelling salted fish - sniffing fish (don't think)!
Although it is now the world of the Republic of China, the evil spirit in Sijiu City has not diminished at all.
It's like this master who wore a women's costume and sang in Xianggu's courtyard, relying on the name of a talent in the Manchu Dynasty, the big name never allowed people to say hello, but he called himself Mr. Weiyue, and he was a great and fun character in the Fengyue Field of Sijiu City.
Especially after being recruited by a high-ranking official in the Republic of China government and being a high-ranking official, relying on a vernacular romance novel "Shaofu Worship Steps", he won the appreciation of many officials and characters, whether it was on the face or in the waist, they were very mixed and could see some scenes. What's more, in this Fengyue field, he has always held gold and silver, and he is a master like Mr. Weiyue who is willing to spend a lot of money. Naturally, the characters in the Fengyue field were enshrined as ancestors, and when he saw Tian'er, Mr. Weiyue felt that he was the second oldest in Sijiu City - in addition to having a sky on his head, where could there be people in the world who were equal to him?
pinched his voice and sang a ridiculous "Sifan", and sipped a hot Xinghuachun Laofen wine in the hands of the most heartsome red ministers, Mr. Weiyue was even more interested, and shouted at a few red ministers around him with a thin voice: "Hey, today's ticket has a little meaning." It's barely a three-point addiction. What's the matter, who will play "Matchmaker Visit" with Ye again? ”
Listening to Mr. Weiyue's instructions, a red man with red lips and white teeth suddenly came to Mr. Weiyue's side with a smile, and fiddled with his waist like candy and smiled: "Master, this "Matchmaker Visit" you want to vote for, what is there still a guy in our small building?!" And don't care about it first, it's hard to find the copper hammer of the final sound."
With a dazzled smile, he stretched out his hand and pinched the red man's body, and Mr. Weiyue said with a shrill smile: "Look at your little appearance of pinching people, but you really like it to the bones!" As long as it's tonight, I'll wait for you. Sensei said that he will give you a set of copper stalks, that is, how big of a deal can it be to buy you a full set of gongs and drums? Ming'er took my film early in the morning and went to the gonggu alley to pick her own things! You have to look carefully in your eyes, and the movement of the copper will definitely be beaten up and crisp, which can not only circle the beam for three days, but also be deafening."
The words haven't fallen yet, from the bottom of the small building of Xiangguyuan. Suddenly, there was a loud bang, and suddenly a few writhing and pinched red men shouted at this voice!
didn't wait for Mr. Weiyue, who was also startled, to come back to his senses. The driver who was watching the car downstairs was already howling at the top of his voice: "This is amazing, my car is smashing the open flame, my meal can be regarded as an explanation here."
Listening to the random shouts of the driver watching the car downstairs, a red man who was close to the window stretched out his head from the window to look at the small building, and suddenly shouted at Mr. Weiyue in a thin voice: "Master, this is amazing, the car you parked downstairs was smashed!" ”
As soon as he heard the car parked downstairs being smashed, Mr. Weiyue, who was dressed in a horn costume, suddenly howled in his throat, and the whole person jumped up from the chair like a flag flower rocket!
Even if he gets the appreciation of the high-ranking official of the Republic of China government in Sijiu City. There are really a few oceans lined in his waist, but Mr. Weiyue is not arrogant enough to buy a car by himself. If this wasn't for the sake of saving face and supporting his posture, where would Mr. Weiyue be willing to see Tian'er to give the driver a private benefit, and he took the high-ranking official's car and ran to Xianggu's house in the dark?!
If this car is really smashed, as long as Ming'er, a high-ranking official of the Republic of China government, can't sit in the car when he goes to the door of the yamen to do business. The driver who drives the car must be called an overhead errand, and I'm afraid that he won't be able to get any benefits?!
didn't care that he was still wearing a full set of costumes, Mr. Weiyue stumbled down the small building in three steps and two steps, and scolded the owner of the smashed car who had already told the driver to smash the car: "Where did you come from, kill you here?!" Dare to smash your Mr. Weiyue's car, you are an old birthday star eating arsenic today - you have lived enough, haven't you?! Come on, take my film to the patrol police station to find their new director, Ma Yu'er sent someone to pick up this damn thing for me."
Before Mr. Weiyue could finish shouting at the majestic words on the scene, the middle-aged man in a new robe and dressed like a big family helper had already lifted the driver who was holding him and tore him, and threw the half-pulled brick in his hand at the car that had already smashed the front window.
In the piercing sound of glass breaking, the big family helper who had already smashed the glass on the car in two pieces still seemed to have not been addicted, and pointed at Mr. Weiyue, who was standing at the door of Xianggu's courtyard and was already stunned, and shouted: "I cursed the eighteenth generation of your rabbits and fart spirits from the eight kings of your gang!" The big night of opening windows and opening households, prostitution and rioting, disturbing people's purity, messing with people's ears and eyes, and daring to do high-sounding deeds against the wind and smell, it is really shameless and moral."
Pointing fingers, cursing the heavens and scolding the earth, what words are ugly to point to what words to open their mouths, the big family who smashed the car is like a chatterbox who has been shut up for two hundred years, and it is easy to seize an opportunity to speak happily, a mouth of unpleasant words is like a surging river that stretches endlessly, and it is like the Yellow River flooding out of control, scolding the sky and the earth change color, and the birds fall silently!
If this is taken seriously, the masters who can open such a business as Xiangguyuan will naturally have experienced many scenes and seen the reasons, and there are really a few masters who are yin and immoral. As soon as I saw the middle-aged man who looked like a helper from a big family opened his mouth to scold the street, several sharp-mouthed masters in the Xianggu courtyard had already jumped out and scolded him with his voice. For a while, the slang was flying in front of the Xianggu Courtyard, and the national scolding was rippling, which was really lively!
It is estimated that it is also because the two fists are difficult to defeat the four hands, and the tiger is especially afraid of wolves, and the middle-aged man who looks like a big family helping idleness scolds a few sharp-mouthed masters in the Xianggu courtyard for a while, and suddenly bends down and grabs some gravel and rotten tiles on the ground, and smashes them at the masters of the Xianggu courtyard, and shouts in his mouth: "Follow the master to the south and north for 20 years, and today I can be regarded as seeing what is called the evil neighbor difficulty!" I followed you bunnies and farts to live next door, and I really forgot to look at the weather when I went out, and I didn't look at the height of the aisle."
The mouth scolded lively, and the hand threw it happily and abnormally, and I didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, a broken brick thrown by the middle-aged man who looked like a big family was smashed in the middle of Mr. Weiyue's mouth, and Mr. Weiyue screamed like an old cat that stepped on his tail, and Leng Shengsheng spit out two bloody front teeth.
Xu is seeing that his shot was too heavy and hurt people, the middle-aged man who looked like a big family helping out broke free from the driver's pull, and then kicked the green skin of the nursing home in Xianggu's courtyard, turned his head and ran towards the wall not far behind him. It is estimated that the big family helper still has a little bit of effort, and everyone in the Xianggu courtyard watched the big family helper kick a pair of feet on the wall slightly, and struggled a few times with one hand to pull the wall, and just jumped over the wall into the Changwan Garden in front of everyone!
Covering his mouth and knocking out two front teeth, there were still three or five screaming red men beside him, wiping the blood on his chest with a fragrant handkerchief, Mr. Weiyue, who was already frowning and squinting in pain, bent over and struggled for a long time, and finally howled in a sharp voice: "Is there still a royal law here?" I'm in the other's mother, come to someone, catch me this ouch"
Seeing that Mr. Weiyue, who had smashed his two front teeth, had not forgotten to shout at this time, and the driver, who was already so anxious that he was like an ant on a hot pot, suddenly jumped to his feet and shouted: "What's wrong with this?!" The car was smashed and the people ran away, Mr. Ming'er Weiyue, if Ming'er and I sent someone to pay for it, then I really have to count on you to call the shots for me! ”
With a distressed look in his hands, the most lovely red man beside Mr. Weiyue only heard the driver's soft and hard, and strong words, and immediately opened his voice and shouted: "I can't run away from him!" Just now, this person jumped over the wall and entered Changxuan Garden, and everyone in and out of the words said that they were neighbors with us, so wasn't that the crushing of those foreign southern barbarians in Changxuan Garden? If you can run, the monk can't run the temple, Mr. Weiyue, let's go looking for him?! ”
Mr. Weiyue, who waved his slap again and again, and his mouth was full of blood, suddenly shouted indistinctly: "Go quickly, I really don't believe that a southern barbarian who has just arrived in Sijiu City, how many ways can he do, but he dares to learn from the monkey Sun Wukong and kick my Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace?!" (To be continued......)