626, Meng Huo hates pineapple the most [2/3]
Sun Yu listened to Zhuge Liang's words, and suddenly sweated for a long time, Zhang Ren made Sun Yu have a splitting headache with death, but he didn't expect Zhuge Liang to be able to counter-threaten a person who was not afraid of death, and sure enough, the thick-skinned person was invincible in the world.
"Master Zhuge Junshi, will you be too ...... in this way Cough...... What's the hell? Sun Yu said in a cold sweat: "Stripping off the body of a big girl and hanging it at the city gate is even more ruthless than killing someone." ”
Zhuge Liang shrugged his shoulders and said, "Do you want to say that this is too unfrugal?" Cut, I asked Yanyun just now, not long ago what were you talking about, 'Once you enter Meng San, it is like the sea, and from now on you are a passerby', although I don't know what Meng San is, but I understand the meaning of this. ”
Zhuge Liang paused and said, "You yourself said that you don't want to be frugal, how can you question my festivity?" While playing, it annoys you hypocrites the most. ”
Sun Yu: "......"
Brother, this is not a hypocrite's behavior, just pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, you are a woman who doesn't understand, we men can't be ruthless to beautiful women, this is a very normal thing, and there is no shame at all. Sun Yu muttered in his heart, but he still honestly handed over Zhang Ren to Zhuge Liang to deal with.
Zhuge Liang stretched out his hand to remove the bun from Zhang Ren's mouth, and the long-legged girl immediately scolded: "Shameless, perverted, disgusting...... I tell you, I am not afraid, even if you hang my corpse naked on the city gate for a year, I will kill myself, and I will never fall into the hands of the enemy. I, Zhang Ren, am loyal to Xichuan and the lord, and will never compromise with the enemy. ”
Zhuge Liang thief smiled: "Oh, that...... And what if you add the corpse of your lord? If you say a word to me again, I will strip off the body of your lord Liu Zhang and hang it on the city gate! ”
Zhang Ren: "......"
Silk, the onlookers only felt that the cold air was rising, worthy of the female hooligan Zhuge Liang, this move was simply a change of color, and Zhang Ren, who was extremely difficult, immediately did not dare to speak, this Jane is the number one master in the world of training prisoners.
"Now, order all the Sichuan troops on the south bank to surrender." Zhuge Liang shook the goose feather fan and said: "I don't want any more twists and turns, hurry up and take us to Chengdu." ”
The long-legged girl cried out with a "wow": "You...... You bully people...... You're a badass......"
"Huh? Don't listen, do you? Zhuge Liang sneered and said: "Come on, bring a pen and paper, I will write a warrant to strip Liu Zhang's body naked and hang it on the city gate after breaking through Chengdu." ”
"Don't, don't write!" The long-legged girl roared urgently: "I've descended!" ”
Sun Yu: "......"
The whole army of Gongsun Army: "......"
The whole army of the Sichuan army: "......"
Nima, Zhang Ren, who refused to surrender even if he died, fell like this? Don't be so weird.
"But I also have conditions." Zhang Ren said with tears in his eyes: "First, you can't kill my lord. 2. Don't humiliate my lord. 3. Don't treat my lord harshly. If you have any cruel moves, come at me, we don't want Chengdu, but you must be kind to my lord, as long as you can do this, you can make me a cow and a horse. ”
Zhuge Liang smiled and said: "These conditions are not impossible to consider, but it depends on your attitude." If you are obedient, let's be nice to Liu Zhang, if you are disobedient, I will arrest Liu Zhang every day and scold him to get angry. ”
The long-legged girl sighed and said resignedly: "I'm obedient." ”
Sun Yu listened unbelievably next to him, isn't this long-legged girl very difficult? No matter how much I threaten her, I'm not afraid of me. How did Zhuge Liang get it done in a few words? Is the only way to solve the problem is to play hooligan?
Zhuge Liang shrugged his shoulders and whispered in Sun Yu's ear: "You are not ruthless enough, so people are not afraid of you, it's as simple as that, learn to be ruthless." If you whitewash this woman to death tonight, I guarantee that your image in her heart will become dark, and if you threaten to put Liu Zhang in the form of eighteen, she will be afraid of your threat, otherwise no matter how much you say how to do her, she will not be afraid. ”
Sun Yu was silent, he knew that Zhuge Liang was reasonable, his previous image was too positive, although there were rumors such as forcible criminals and clothes tearing demons, but in general, everyone in the world knew that he couldn't be ruthless to beauties. Zhang Ren must rely on her to be a beauty, and Liu Zhang is also a beauty, so he is not afraid of me, and he doesn't believe that I will treat Liu Zhang at all. Just now I threatened to kill Liu Zhang, but she didn't show a panicked look at all. She knew that even if Xichuan was lost, I would never kill Liu Zhang, so she stood on the Jinyan Bridge without fear to negotiate terms with me.
Gee, do I really have to be ruthless? Leave the world with the image that I am the great demon king of the world, and others will be afraid of me?
Wrong! It shouldn't be this way! I want beautiful girls to fall in love with me, not to be afraid of me, if I use the power of terror to get the girls to submit, then when I become weaker, they will leave me. But if I win their hearts with love, care and understanding, they will become my closest companions.
Sun Yu carefully sorted out his thoughts, and finally decided to keep his own style, not to become an iron-blooded villain, and not to become a hooligan.
With Zhang Ren's help, the Gongsun army contained the last 10,000 Sichuan troops in Xichuan, including Liu Bi, Ling Bao, and Deng Xian, and then the army continued to march towards Chengdu.
After crossing the Jinyan Bridge is the city, at this time the city is already an empty city, Zhang Ren knows that it is useless to defend the city, the Gongsun army has a thunderbolt car This kind of siege weapon, it is useless to defend in the city, so he poured out all the troops to Luofengpo, Jinyan Bridge and Gongsun Army decisive battle, as a result, the whole army is finished, and the backbone of Xichuan has collapsed.
As long as this Gongsun army arrives in Chengdu, the civil servants in Chengdu have no choice but to surrender in Kaicheng.
The army marched slowly on the rugged mountain road.
"Miss Zhang, how is my Gongsun Army's Southern Route Army now?" Sun Yu couldn't help but ask.
Zhang Ren sighed and said: "Before I came to Luofengpo to stop you, the Southern Route Army had already passed Jiangzhou, and it must be not far from Chengdu now." ”
"Oh!" Sun Yu agreed, and then asked curiously: "The distance between Jiangzhou and Jiameng Pass and Chengdu should be about the same, since you ran to the north to stop me, then you plan to ignore the Southern Route Army?" Aren't you afraid to block my Northern Route Army, but the Southern Route Army has invaded Chengdu? Then you will still be defeated. ”
Zhang Ren didn't want to answer Sun Yu's question, but Zhuge Liang glared fiercely beside her, and she had to say aggrievedly: "I sent someone to Nanban to invite Meng Yu, I want to ...... She may be able to help me stop your Southern Route Army. But now it seems that even if the south road is blocked by Meng Shu, it is useless, woo......"
"Southern Barbarian King Meng Shu?" Sun Yu was taken aback slightly, and then a feeling of uneasiness rose in his heart. There are three golden generals in the Southern Route Army, Huang Zhong, Xu Huang, and Sha Moke, as well as Tian Feng as the commander-in-chief and military advisor, as well as Zhang Yan, Kou Feng and other red generals, the strength is not weak, but the name Meng Shu is also very loud, Sun Yu always feels that Meng Huo will be difficult to deal with.
In "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Zhuge Liang captured Meng Huo seven times, and it took countless means to get Meng Huo done, can those unreliable guys in the Southern Route Army handle it?
"What is Meng Huo's martial arts skills? Isn't it amazing? Sun Yu hurriedly asked Zhang Ren.
"I don't know...... "The long-legged girl said flattened, "I only know that she is very powerful, but I don't know where she is powerful." ”
"You don't know anything about her, how can you write a letter and ask her to help?" Sun Yu Daqi.
The long-legged girl said in a low voice: "According to the intelligence, Meng Shu is very, very, very, very, very hated pineapple, I wrote to him to say that the people of Gongsun Army love to eat pineapples the most, if you take the world, you will force everyone in the world to eat pineapples, I think he will be so angry when he sees this letter that he will immediately go out to the army." ”
Sun Yu: "......"
Nima, our Gongsun Jun has a fart relationship with pineapple! Long-legged girl, you're so ruthless-
In a deep mountain not far southeast of Chengdu, an army from the south was encamped in the mountain forest.
This army consisted of about 20,000 men, all dressed in twigs and leaves, and holding all kinds of strangely shaped bone weapons in their hands, all of them with dark complexions, red eyes, and wild surnames.
In the big tent of the Chinese army, several Nanban generals were waiting for dinner. It is said that it is a big tent of the Chinese army, but in fact, it is a piece of land surrounded by a bamboo fence, and there is not even a roof on it.
Sitting in the first place is the Southern Barbarian King Meng Huo, she is an eleven-year-old little Lori, her skin is bronze, her upper body is covered with a bandeau made of a small piece of tiger skin, and her lower body is wearing an apron made of tiger skin, her shoulders, arms, thighs, and waist are all exposed outside, her face is very good-looking, but with a touch of unruly evil, making her whole person look like a young female leopard, full of the beauty of the wild surname.
Meng Shu slapped the table with his hand and shouted, "What are you going to eat tonight?" ”
Next to Meng Shu was her subordinate general, Busy Tooth Chang, twenty years old this year, and also a good-looking barbarian girl, armed with a truncated broadsword. Hearing Meng Shu's question, the busy tooth chief hurriedly reported: "Wang, tonight's dish is made by Sister Zhurong herself. ”
"What? Sister Zhurong made it herself? Meng was shocked.
At this time, the door of the bamboo fence circle opened, and a team of orderly soldiers walked in with plates, taking turns to put the food in their hands on the table in the tent, and a large number of plates were quickly placed in front of Meng Shu.
Meng Shu had a bitter face, and looked at it plate by plate: "Braised pineapple, fried shredded pork with pineapple, steamed pineapple, pineapple bibimbap, pineapple scrambled eggs, pineapple boiled radish, pineapple mixed with wild vegetables, pineapple steamed pork, pineapple lean meat soup, pineapple roasted bear's paw, fried pineapple cake, snowflake pineapple chicken, salt-baked pineapple, dry-roasted pineapple, fish-flavored pineapple, palace fried pineapple diced, fried pineapple, sweet and sour pineapple, ......"
Meng Shu screamed: "I knew that as soon as Sister Zhurong made a move, the table would be full of pineapples...... Help me! ”
(To be continued)