Chapter 616, Laughing and Laughing

"Is this all right?" The shopkeeper's pug ran to the front with a roll, striving to appreciate Wei Xiaobao's masterpiece of blowing up the earth for the first time, tsk, a black pitch, cold wind gusts, through the gloomy hole, suddenly in front of him, the pug was overjoyed, looking at Wei Xiaobao with a face full of admiration.

Wei Xiaobao ran to Dongshuang triumphantly, attacked suddenly, hugged Dongshuang fiercely, and laughed loudly, "I'm not amazing, don't you give me some reward." He lowered his head to find the charming lips.

"Let go of me, you want to take advantage of me, you think beautifully."

Winter Frost Jiao snorted and pushed Wei Xiaobao away, Wei Xiaobao shrugged in frustration, and sighed, "It took me so much effort to find the tunnel, and I didn't even give some sweetness, it's really stingy." ”

"Hmph, you want sweetness, I think you're looking for the wrong person?" Dongshuang turned his face and glanced at Xia Yu as he spoke, but Xia Yu quickly avoided Dongshuang's gaze and lowered his head.

"Cut, don't pull it down."

"Let's go, let's go out and have fun with those Rakshasa devils." Wei Xiaobao took the lead in getting down the secret passage, and the women followed, the tunnel was silvery and damp, revealing evil aura, Wei Xiaobao walked in front, holding a torch, looking around, and becoming a pioneer.

"What the hell." Wei Xiaobao screamed violently, threw away the torch, jumped on the waist of the person behind him and screamed loudly, he walked in the front, and the people behind him couldn't see the situation in front of him at all, they were frightened and panicked, and they were in a mess, Wei Xiaobao smiled, stretched out his hand and reached out to the man's chest.

Hey, no, it's hard, it's flat, I remember that none of the twenty-four roses were airports, and when I looked up, I said, "Wow, what do you want to do?" Wei Xiaobao jumped down violently, clasped his hands to his chest, and screamed loudly, just like a little girl meeting a big pervert.

"My lord, you jumped on me and hugged me, and I asked you what you were going to do?" The pug replied with an innocent expression on his face.

"Cut, the master is a talent, popular with thousands of girls, how can he have any intentions for you? It was obviously you who hugged me just now, forget it, there are a lot of adults in this son, so I won't care about you. ”

"Giggles... It's so funny. The women finally understood, and immediately laughed, cut, smart and confused for a while, the gutter overturned, but they didn't expect to be followed by a 'handle'.

Wei Xiaobao looked lost, drooped his head, picked up the torch weakly and continued to open the way, at dawn, everyone finally got out of the post house, out of the hole, the sky was already bright, the birds and flowers were fragrant all around, full of vitality, it turned out to be a hillside, looking back, a hundred meters away behind him, he could still see the scene of the fire burning, the Rakshasa soldiers were still searching around, it seemed to be looking for something?

"This group of rabbit cubs, it seems that they are really coming at me, everyone take a break, prepare to fight, I think the master is easy to bully, right, the tiger is not powerful, and I really can't do it when I am a sick cat." The women carried dry food and water bags, tossed for so long, everyone was hungry, find a place, sit together in twos and threes, eat and drink, pugs and Wei Xiaobao The two stinky men stayed together, waited for a long time, and saw that everyone was eating fragrantly, but he was the only one, and he didn't bring anything on his body, Wei Xiaobao was depressed for a while.

"Hey, why don't you care about me? The boss hasn't eaten yet, you're too disrespectful, aren't you? Wei Xiaobao muttered aggrievedly, "I'm sorry, big boss, we forgot to prepare your dry food, so you can just take it." Dongshuang smiled evilly, deliberately eating, and showed off at Wei Xiaobao.

"It's going to be a fart? Can't I drink the northwest wind? Xia Yu, why don't we eat together, what do you think of this idea? After complaining, seeing Xia Yu looking at him with concern on his face, he might be afraid of losing face, and he didn't dare to come over for fear of the sisters' jokes.

"Let's go over, the female university is not staying, it seems that some of our sisters have turned their elbows outward, and in the future, Twenty-Four Roses should be renamed Twenty-Three Roses." Seeing that Xia Yu and Wei Xiaobao were performing the Great Law of Eyebrow Flirtation, the smell of winter frost and vinegar was churning, and he sighed.

"Hehe, under the wise leadership of my Wei Xiaobao, all the affairs of your sisters are on me, and I will help each of you find the best husband in the future, I really can't find it, I have 'waste recycling' here, all round, what do you think?" Wei Xiaobao dragged Xia Yu and didn't forget to laugh.

"You're the shit? We sisters don't need you to care, as long as you don't have any ghost ideas, our sisters will be blessed by Amitabha Buddha and Bodhisattva. ”

As soon as the words came out, they attracted a burst of condemnation from the women, and Wei Xiaobao hurriedly laughed and said, "A slip of the tongue, a slip of the tongue, I'm sorry, I'm a straightforward person, what do I say." It's okay not to explain, this explanation, the girls were directly furious, they stood up one after another, and looked at Wei Xiaobao with anger on their faces.

"Why don't you have the strength to do anything, right, okay, if you deal with all those Rakshasa soldiers for me later, I'll take back what I just said, how about it?"

Wei Xiaobao had a plan for a long time, but it was just a radical plan just now. "No, you still have to promise our sisters one condition."

"What conditions? You don't want to take turns sleeping with me, do you? ”

"Phew, who is as filthy as you, as long as you keep your mouth clean in front of our sisters in the future, what should I do? Do you want to bet? ”

"Deal, who's afraid of whom, anyway, I don't have anything to lose." Wei Xiaobao's face was full of pride, don't you say yes, won't I do it, at this time, silence is better than sound, this kind of realm has not been experienced for a long time.

Half an hour later, all the women were full of food and drink, they took out black scarves from their backpacks, covered their faces, Xia Yu also got up and stood up, Wei Xiaobao hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop, "Yu'er, you go too, can you bear to leave me here alone?" What if the big bad wolf comes and hangs me away? ”

"Giggles, is there a bigger bad wolf in the world than you? Sisters, go away, how can I make an exception, big brother, take care of yourself. Xia Yujiao laughed, put on a black scarf, and galloped away behind Dongshuang and the others.

"I'm left with myself, it seems superfluous." Thinking of the theme song in "Debt of Sin", Wei Xiaobao hummed softly, and when he heard Wei Xiaobao's desolate and pitiful voice, the women were speechless for a while.

To deal with a few Rakshasa soldiers, twenty-four roses are more than enough, after a few rabbits rise and fall, twenty-four roses through the woods and grass, quietly touch into the Rakshasa soldiers, the Rakshasa soldiers tossed all night, they have long been tired and sleepy, and most of the people who stand guard also throw their muskets on the ground, scolding and chirping in their mouths, and complaining.

Twenty-four roses, jumped out violently, like a god descending to earth, with a knife in his hand, knocking down dozens of people, taking the opportunity to pick up the musket, and to those who have not had time to prepare is a burst of 'suddenness', I can't imagine that these chicks will play with guns, I don't know if they are interested in this gun on my body, Wei Xiaobao glanced at his lower body, and thought squeamishly.

As soon as the gunshots sounded, the Rakshasa soldiers suddenly became a mess, and they raised their guns to shoot at the twenty-four roses, but they still underestimated the strength of the women, and the women hid in the crowd, and some simply grabbed the Rakshasa soldiers as their shields.

In this way, it did them a great favor, the guns were loud, the screams were repeated, and many innocent Rakshasa soldiers were shot into a sieve, but Leng did not hurt the women at all, the Rakshasa soldiers died, the wounded were injured, and in a moment, the ground was full of pieces, and hundreds of Rakshasa devils, after half an hour, there was no one alive.

A beautiful victory, so that Wei Xiaobao had to look at the chicks with admiration, Wei Xiaobao smiled and clapped his hands to greet him, "Haha, congratulations, congratulations, I didn't expect you to be so powerful, it seems that I can sit back and relax in the future, rest assured, I, Wei Xiaobao, honest and reliable Xiaolangjun, handsome and invincible beautiful man is not a wasted name, absolutely what he says, he must do what he says, and it is difficult to chase any horse." ”

"Cut, it's good that you know, we're not your calling girls, it's better to let us serve you tea and water, press - rub your back." Winter Frost glanced at Wei Xiaobao, "Is this this?" Let's just talk without swearing, and bet on this condition another day, let's go, and meet our esteemed Prince Peter. ”

Wei Xiaobao took the girls to the city, just walked out of a short distance, saw a white dove in the sky swooping in, the speed was fast, the bow and arrow off the string of the general women just about to copy the guy 'to meet the enemy', Wei Xiaobao waved his hand, whistled at the white pigeon, unexpectedly, when the white pigeon was fifty yards away from Wei Xiaobao, he suddenly held the downward momentum, landed steadily on Wei Xiaobao's palm, and kissed Wei Xiaobao's palm a few times.

"Go, you perverted bird, trying to take advantage of me." Wei Xiaobao stretched out his hand and affectionately tapped a few times on the head of the white pigeon, provoked the white pigeon to drum and scream, and reached out to take a bamboo pipe from the white pigeon's leg, and the women realized that it was the carrier pigeon that sent the letter, and the white paper said "Ready, ready to be on standby." ”

Wei Xiaobao nodded, muttered to the white pigeon, the white pigeon reluctantly lingered in Wei Xiaobao's hand for a while, and then fluttered, soared into the air, and in a moment, it had already flown up to the clouds, the speed was amazing.

Now that Yue Shuai and the others are ready, then what else do I have to worry about, Wei Xiaobao hummed a little song and walked forward,

Sister, you boldly go forward, go forward, don't look back

The road to heaven, nine thousand nine hundred, nine thousand nine hundred and nine

Sister, you boldly go forward, go forward, don't look back

From then on, you built the red embroidery building

Throwing red hydrangeas is hitting me in the head

Drink a pot with you, red sorghum wine

All the women were collectively dumbfounded, and they all lowered their heads in shame, and they hooked the willow lane, and those young ladies didn't dare to sing this glamorous meat tune, Wei Xiaobao was really bold, as if there was nothing in the world that he didn't dare to do.

From a distance, I saw a square team coming in front of me, beating gongs and drums, waving flags, under a huge red Luo umbrella, a golden colorful sedan chair, and the flag was written with several gilded characters, but Wei Xiaobao came to the Rakshasa country is a full 'illiterate', this word knows him, he doesn't know the 'word'. (To be continued.) )