Chapter 7 Hades is easy to provoke, and the fifth brother is difficult

Hmph, this little guy is a little crooked, can he still be compared with Mr. Qinglian in poetry? Hmph, don't talk about comparison, in this short period of time, Deng's disciple Xiao Er can make a limerick poem, which is considered a little bit of talent for him. Li Muxin's beautiful eyes rolled slightly, and she thought with contempt.

Xiaohuan next to him also clapped his hands and smiled: "Yes, Li Gongzi, we are all waiting for your masterpiece!" I wonder if you want to write a seven-character quatrain or a five-character quatrain this time? ”

"Hehe, these seven words and five words are too cumbersome, but I don't have this talent, but~" Wei Wuyi's peach blossom eyes glanced around, and his right hand gently rubbed his nose, only feeling that he was really handsome at the moment. Haha, what Pan An, Song Yu, still not as heroic and free as Fifth Brother Ben, alas, this person is too handsome and not good, he looks like a firefly in the dark night wherever he goes. Look at the way these two chicks look at me, and they're about to burst into flames, and alas, is this going to eat me? Wei Wulao's face was not red, and he was scratching his heart.

"Hmph, but what?" Li Muxin was panicked by the eyes of this thief, and couldn't help but speak.

"However, this genius can still make it - comparable to Mr. Qinglian's poems!" Wei Wu shook his head, but he was uneasy in his heart, this Li Qinglian is really extremely talented, and the poems she chanted casually are all at the level of quatrains through the ages, but fifth brother, why haven't I heard of this poet in the Tang Dynasty? I think when the fifth brother was in elementary school, he was familiar with 300 Tang poems!

"Hmph, you little guy, don't show off your tongue, if you have real talent and real learning, you will chant two sentences!" Li Muxin saw that this lewd and filthy guy was not nervous at all, and she didn't want him to make poems, but she was vaguely looking forward to this little guy's masterpiece. How did she know that Fifth Brother Wei's face had already been practiced to be colorless and phaseless, and no matter how undulating his heart was, his face was full of joy.

"Hey, little girl, it's not difficult for me to recite poetry, I make good poems, you have to promise me a request!" Li Muxin's face changed, and she was about to have a seizure, but she saw that Mr. Qinglian, who was sitting on the side, just smiled and looked at Wei Wu indifferently, but he didn't care at all about this person's foul language. She swallowed her anger and snorted. In the whole world, there is absolutely only one person who dares to call herself like this, she is ashamed and angry in her heart, but it is because Li Qinglian is by her side, otherwise she would have killed this shitty shopkeeper with a sword!

"Okay, okay, you can write a poem, if you can't write a good poem, I will cut off your tongue!" Teeth clenched, Li Muxin said angrily.

"Haha, that's fine, but you haven't agreed to my terms yet!" Wei Wu smiled cheaply, bared his teeth, and didn't care about the eyes that seemed to cut people with a thousand knives.

"Good, good, good! I agree! You filthy embryo is a poet! If you can't do it, I'll let you, so that you won't be able to sharpen your teeth again! Li Muxin's teeth clucked, and her delicate body trembled slightly with anger.

"Haha, since you agreed to the little beauty, then I'll "Eh, no, I almost fell for this little girl, no matter what poems Lao Tzu makes, isn't it all her who comment, this is not good," Mr. Li, in this way, I will make such a bet with her, you are always poetry and knowledgeable, how about being a notary public for us?" ”

"Oh? Notary? It's a new word! Okay, how about the old man being this notary! Li Qinglian stroked her green beard and laughed.

"Brother Wei, don't worry, since this notary has the word "justice", the old man naturally has to evaluate your poems with a fair and just attitude. Li Qinglian is full of confidence.

Bragging, Lao Tzu at least knows that Shixian Li Bai is much stronger than you! Comrade Wei Wu pursed his lips and teased in his heart. Then he stood up, held on to the guardrail of the pavilion, looked at the Yangtze River, his eyes rolled sharply, and he said:

"The great river goes east, the waves are exhausted, and the eternal romantic characters. To the west of the base, humanity is, Zhou Lang Chibi of the Three Kingdoms. The rocks pierced the air, the waves crashed on the shore, and thousands of piles of snow were rolled up. The rivers and mountains are picturesque, how many heroes live like a dream at one time, and a bottle is still full of rivers and moons! ”

Wei Wu shook his head and shook his head, after reciting a song "Nian Nujiao Chibi Nostalgia", his heart scratched, and he turned to look at the three people behind him.

Xiaohuan was the first to react, staring at the beautiful big eyes, looking at the talented man in front of him in surprise who didn't look like a genius in his clothes, and only after a long time did he sigh, and then turned his head to see Mr. Qinglian and his own young lady frowning and pondering.

"Hmph, you little thief, did you make this poem?" Li Muxin was shocked in her heart, but she questioned it quite disapprovingly.

"Hmph, nonsense, of course I wrote it! This kind of ancient literature, looking at today's Tang Dynasty, only Li Taibai and Du Zimei can be comparable to me! Wei Wu was quite proud, thinking in his heart, this Su Shi is really a great talent through the ages, and today he will relieve a big worry for me, but it's a pity, it's a pity, this poem was chanted by the fifth brother first, in line with the first-come, first-served bandit concept, of course, it is - the fifth brother is original, like a fake! Ha ha!

"Flutter, do you know Mr. Li Taibai?" As soon as Li Muxin heard this little guy open his mouth and brag, he felt funny again, and some strange feelings were brewing in his heart.

Li Qinglian listened to the two of them, but she also came back to her senses from the far-reaching artistic conception of the poem, and saw that the topic of the two was interesting, so she raised her eyebrows and listened with a smile.

"Haha, that's of course, I walked in Sichuan and Shu back then, and I met that Li Taibai like a friend, drinking and talking, and competing in swordsmanship, which was quite familiar" Wei Wu shook his head, as if it was true.

"Flutter - you little thief, Li Taibai is such a clear and brilliant character, how can he have a wine conversation with you, as soon as you hear it, you know that you are bragging!" Li Muxin couldn't help but lean down with a smile, but her eyes were full of confidence.

Ah, this chick is so confident for no reason, obediently long, could it be that my seamless cowhide is blowing my head today? Seeing that Li Muxin's eyes were full of confidence, Wei Wu couldn't help but feel a little uneasy, but he didn't know what was wrong with his cowhide, so he immediately changed the topic smartly: "Eh, I said Muxin little girl, have you forgotten one thing?" ”

"Huh? You braggart little two, don't scream! Kindness? What did I forget? Li Muxin's face was as delicate as a flower, but she stammered with a smile.

"Hmph, you have to promise me a request!" Wei Wuyi held his head high for a while, and he only felt like a general who had won a battle.

"Humph! You nasty embryo, Mr. Qinglian hasn't commented on your crooked poetry, what are you anxious about? Li Muxin instantly remembered the bet just now, and couldn't help but feel a little anxious in her heart, for fear that this shameless little two would make some unequal requests, and looked at Mr. Qinglian who was smiling with a smile on the side with a look of help.

Li Qinglian turned a blind eye to the look of help, took a deep breath, and suddenly bowed to the end, his bow was extremely fast, Wei Wu's heart was shocked and he was about to jump away but he had already bowed alive.

"Ah, Mr. Li, you, what are you doing here?" Wei Caizi was proud in his heart, but he pretended to be flustered and nervous and said eagerly.

"Brother Wei, the old man has been reading poetry and books for more than 30 years since he was a child, and he has traveled all over the world, and he consciously can't see the prime minister. I have always been arrogant in my heart, but I only think that there are only three or five people in the eyes of the old man in terms of knowledge. Today, I saw that the little brother made such a good product with tea kung fu, and finally understood that there is a sky outside the sky, and there are people outside the world. I admire it in my heart, this worship, Brother Wei deserves it! Li Qinglian looked excited, stepped forward and grabbed Wei Caizi's hand tightly.

Wei Caizi twitched the corner of his mouth and quietly withdrew his hand. It's amazing, it's amazing, this person is too handsome, he is too good at learning, he can kill both men and women, it seems that the fifth brother I am still handsome when I return to the Tang Dynasty, and my demeanor is still the same!

"Mr. Li is polite, the article is natural, and the clever hand is even good. I just saw this chibi wonder, and I just gained a little in my heart. Wei Caizi's expression was calm and serious, and the cowhide was blowing quietly.

Li Muxin looked at the serious appearance of the little two in front of her, and suddenly felt that he was not very annoying, how could this person not be serious usually, but he always stood out at critical moments? She thought of last night's Wei Wu shouting, "It's you who beat you, the second generation of officials", and smiled slightly, but her pretty face was slightly red.

"A good article is made by nature, and it is a good hand! Brother Wei is talented, and the old man admires him very much! Li Qinglian's eyes were full of appreciation.

"Hehe, Mr. Li is too famous, too famous!" Even if Wei Caizi's skin is extremely thick, he can't help but blush at this moment. Brother Su Shi, I'm sorry, if you have any opinions, I don't know if Su Shi, who was born three hundred years later, would vomit three liters of blood if he heard the shameless words of this guy?

"Hmph, little beauty, how about it, I said the conditions!" Wei Caizi has a pair of thief eyes from time to time

Li Muxin looked at the proud and towering part of her chest. Tsk, look at the skin, look at the absolute D cup of this little face, I can't imagine that this chick has not been developed so attractive to the fifth brother me, if I work hard to develop in the future, then I still have to? Thinking of this, Wei Caizi drooled and smiled all over his face.

Li Muxin saw that this obscene little two was serious for less than half an hour, and immediately revealed her true form, feeling uneasy in her heart, and secretly thinking to herself, if this little thief really brought up those obscene things, I, I would fight for this reputation, and I would kill him with a sword!

"Hmph, you say, what are the requirements!" Since Li Muxin had made a decision in her heart, she raised her proud jade neck, and looked at the nasty little two in front of her with a calm face, the two pink peach blossoms at the root of her ears, and the violently undulating chest, but it betrayed the shameful and angry thoughts in her heart. What's wrong with me, I have been meditating with my master in Huashan for seven years, and I have already quit being angry, how can I see this little guy on both sides and can't help but be angry in my heart!

Centered, centered, Wei Caizi saw that the girl's long hair in front of him was fluttering in the wind, her face was like a peach blossom, and her skin was like clotted fat, as beautiful and moving as a delicate flower picked by Ren Jun. He scratched his heart, somewhere in his body was already ready to move, and suddenly remembered last night's horror three swords, but for a while he was stunned, and comforted himself Lao Tzu, but Lao Tzu will never be obscene! Although he was worried in his heart, he laughed unintentionally: "Miss Mu Xin, is it really okay to ask for anything?" Wei Caizi smiled cheaply, looking up and down with a pair of thief eyes.

Li Muxin couldn't help but be more nervous, but she was annoyed, she turned her head to look for her maid Xiaohuan, but saw that this little girl was looking at the nasty embryo with a face full of adoration, like looking at a sheep that is about to be slaughtered

"Why didn't Miss Mu Xin ignore me? Is it to regret it? Alas, my Fifth Brother Wei thinks he is unlucky, but he doesn't have the same knowledge as you! Wei Wu shook his head, smug. I was frightened to call you this chick to my fifth brother last night, hum, I won't teach you a good lesson today, brother, you don't know that Fifth Master Wei has three eyes, wahaha, wahaha!;