Chapter 43: It's so funny for you, don't fool me (1st Update)
Yu Jun ran to the door, Feng Jiutian looked at Yu Jun's back, and suddenly remembered something.
"Can't let this kid slip away like this, this kid has had some abnormalities recently, and he told him some Heavenly Realm cultivation methods, but instead of learning, he was mysterious all day long. ”
"No!, I'll have to punish him"
Feng Jiutian's eyes rolled, "Yu Jun, come here"
Yu Jun was just about to slip away, but when he heard Feng Jiutian's voice, he was stunned like a petrified.
When he turned around, he looked at Feng Jiutian, who was drinking tea next to the table, very leisurely.
Feng Jiutian's face was full of smiles, but Yu Jun felt that Feng Jiutian's smile was not good-looking, and walked back tremblingly.
"What's the matter?" Yu Jun grinned, his eyes narrowed into a slit.
Feng Jiutian patted the table, "Yu Jun, you have been in Fengchi Palace for a while, tell me why you have been mysterious recently"
Yu Jun was stunned, he couldn't say that Chu Feng gave him the pill, he couldn't say anything about it.
Yu Jun smiled, "Recently, I've been busy."
Feng Jiutian frowned, "Yes, I heard that these subordinates have taken all the dirty work on them since they knew that we were good friends, and you are very idle all day long, I don't see how busy you are?"
Yu Jun scratched his head, seeing that the matter could no longer be explained, he finally told the truth.
Took out a pill from his clothes, this pill was the reward given to him by Chu Feng at the beginning, and when the pill was taken out, there was a smell of Dan, echoing throughout the hall.
Feng Jiutian frowned, this pill is a treasure of the heavenly realm, she can recognize it at a glance, how could a mortal in the military region get this pill?
Yu Jun pointed to the ashes on the table again, "Hehe, Your Royal Highness Princess, Chu Feng gave me a letter a few days ago, asking me to give this letter to you, and then give me a pill as a reward, I have been hiding in the dark to refine the pill these days." ”
Feng Jiutian's face was full of smiles before, and when he heard Yu Jun say this, the smile on his face froze.
In fact, she likes Yu Jun, but this Yu Jun kid is like an idiot, Feng Jiutian has never been so close to any man, Yu Jun should be able to see it, but Yu Jun also sends love letters to others?
This really made Feng Jiutian a little angry, and she glanced at the elixir.
"Give me this elixir"
When Yu Jun heard this, he hurriedly clenched the pill in his fist, "Feng Jiutian, don't shout like that, this pill was given to me by Chu Feng, Chu Feng said, this is my reward." ”
Yu Jun hurriedly hid the pill in his arms.
Feng Jiutian frowned, and the vitality in his hand flew out, this vitality was a suction, and it forcibly sucked the pill into Feng Jiutian's hand.
"Stinky boy, cultivation should be steady and steady, and you shouldn't think of any crooked ways"
Feng Jiutian held the pill in his hand, and the fire of Nirvana appeared, and the pill instantly turned into ashes and fell to the ground.
Yu Jun's eyes widened in shock, and he was stunned like petrification, and said with difficulty, "Feng Jiutian, you are too bad"
Then he knelt on the ground and tried to put away the ashes on the ground with his hands, but no matter how he tried to collect them, the ashes had become white powder, and he could not catch them.
Feng Jiutian looked at Yu Jun who was sweating profusely, and shook his head, "Yu Jun, I taught you the mental method a few days ago, do you remember?"
Yu Jun still cared about these things in his heart, "Remember! Yes, you said eight words to me, cultivation must be necessary, relaxation is moderate, and water is as calm as the heart." ”
However, a mortal in the military region does not understand the cultivation method of the heavenly realm, and there is a degree of relaxation, and the water is as calm as the heart, these strange words.
He didn't think it was a cultivation method at all, so Yu Jun didn't understand it at all.
Feng Jiutian listened to Yu Jun, and actually directly handed her over to Yu Jun's mantra, and read it out for no reason, and read it so casually, "This is detrimental to the majesty of the heavenly realm"!
There was a "snap" and a slap on the table.
"Presumptuous, how can you understand the cultivation method of the heavenly realm, it seems that I have to give you some punishment today"
With a wave of her hand, Yu Jun was originally alone, but instantly turned into a brush with a whoosh.
Because Feng Jiutian's strength is too strong, she can turn people or other things into another thing.
Yu Jun has now become a brush, this brush is very long, it is golden, the hair of the brush is silver, the golden light is very strong.
This aura fluctuation is Yu Jun's aura fluctuation, the brush moved, and Yu Jun was shocked to find that he had now become a pen?
The head, arms, and legs were all gone, except for the silver hair.
"Feng Jiutian, what are you doing here?" Yu Jun moved the hair.
"Hmph, what are you doing here? You kid thinks about crooked ways all day long, don't think I don't know, did Du Hongniang give you two hundred years of vitality a few days ago! You kid must cultivate steadily, do you know!"
Feng Jiutian took Yu Jun to the table.
"What are you going to do when you turn me into a brush? Could it be that you want to write?" Yu Jun looked at the black ink in front of him in horror.
"Hehe, what else can the brush do? What else can you do besides writing?" Feng Jiutian took the brush and dipped it in black ink.
Yu Jun's entire silver hair was dipped in black ink.
Yu Jun felt that his face, head and hair were covered with black ink, and they were all poured into his mouth.
Just as he was about to speak, a mouthful of black ink entered his mouth, and his eyes couldn't be opened.
"Oh, I've been making brushes too much these days, so why don't you just make my brushes for a few days?"
Yu Jun vaguely said, "Feng Jiutian, you spare me, I will never find someone else to borrow vitality to improve my strength in the future."
Feng Jiutian frowned and sneered, but he didn't speak.
Yu Jun was held by Feng Jiutian and wrote in his hand.
This change is three days, and Yu Jun has been exhausted for three days, and he can't even move up and down his body, his whole body is the pen, and his head is the hair of the brush, not to mention how uncomfortable it is.
The face is black, and the vitality of the whole body is also exhausted, exhausted to the extreme, although it is said that it becomes a brush, and the physical strength is not consumed, but what is consumed is the vitality in the wall of the three gods.
Yu Jun is now exhausted.
Feng Jiutian was eating, still holding chopsticks in his hand, Yu Jun had not eaten for three days, his stomach was hungry and growling, and now it had become a brush and could not move, so he had to use his voice to convey his dissatisfaction.
"Feng Jiutian, you spare me, for three days, you have to review official documents day and day, do you know that I have been hungry and thirsty in the past few days?"
Feng Jiutian looked at Yu Jun coldly, "Now you are just a pen, you eat ink when you are hungry, and you eat ink when you are thirsty", Yu Jun had no choice but to give up, glanced at Feng Jiutian viciously, and then began to eat reluctantly.
Not to mention, the ink, which is usually difficult to swallow, is now extremely delicious and sweet, perhaps because it is a pen.
Feng Jiutian sneered, seeing that Yu Jun had already undergone some changes, she waved her hand, Yu Jun was eating ink, and a golden light emitted, and Yu Jun had changed back into a human being.
It's just that the current Yu Jun is extraordinarily funny, originally wearing the clothes of a slave, but now the whole clothes are covered with black ink, the head and hair are full of ink, and the whole fair face has now become the same as a black man, with a mouthful of big white teeth that looks extraordinarily smiling.