Chapter 692: Anti-Poetry and Anti-Thief
Qin Lin led the crowd to board the official ship prepared for him by the Cao Gang at the Dongbianmen of Jingshi, but fortunately there was heavy snow this year, and the canal had not been frozen, otherwise he could only go to Tianjin Wei by land, and then board the sea ship to go to the south.
Heavy snow fell on both sides of the canal, thousands of miles of rivers and mountains were covered in silver, the north wind was blowing tightly, and the sails of the big official ships were full of wind, and they did not need the traction of the slender man to drive south.
Although it is said that the Spring Festival has passed, the north will not really return to the earth in spring until the second lunar month, and the weather on the fifth day of the first lunar month is still very cold!
On this day, I arrived at the boundary of Shandong.
"The grass and trees know that spring will return soon, and all kinds of red and purple are fragrant. Yang Huayu pod has no talent, but the solution is to make snow fly all over the sky. Zhang Zixuan recited Han Yu's poems, her delicate goose egg face was hidden in the fox fur, and she spit white steam: "Now the sky is full of snow, but it makes people involuntarily think of the scenery of spring, it is really a flower comparable to snow, and snow is like a flower." ”
Xu Xinyi pursed his lips: "The wind is strong, and the general hunts Weicheng." The grass is withered, and the snow is light. I wish the snow would melt away so I could gallop my horse. ”
"Snow and snow, you know snow," Qing Dai said coquettishly: "But what I like is snow lotus, snow primrose, June snow, and a snow-capped artemisia ......."
Zhang Zixuan and Xu Xinyi both laughed, Qingdai really didn't leave the line in three sentences, and they all said the names of traditional Chinese medicine.
Qin Lin hugged the warm fur, roasted the fire at the entrance of the official cabin, simmered fragrant rice wine in the red clay stove beside him, and put cloud legs, braised meat, rabbit dice, sheep face, peanuts, dried tofu, sugar lotus root and other snacks, and looked at the three wives on the cabin with a smile with his sleeves.
"We all chanted poems, Qingdai also recited a string of medicine names, and Brother Qin also came to cheer on it, right?" Zhang Zixuan covered her mouth and told the two sisters: "Brother Qin's poetry is very interesting." ”
Qing Dai and Xu Xinyi believed it, and sure enough, when they went to pull Qin Lin, Qing Dai said even more angrily: "Brother Qin, do you still know how to compose poems?" Why have I never heard you read it? Hehe, it turns out that you only read it to Sister Zixuan. ”
The little girl believes in Qin Lin's ability, even if others tell her that Qin Lin can jump out of 108,000 miles with a somersault cloud, she has no doubt.
Zhang Zixuan smiled again: "Brother Qin's poems are very famous, I'll read them to you, cough cough." ”
The daughter of the Prime Minister cleared her throat, paced very stylishly, and took a folding fan to point to the country and raise the words: "A pagoda comes out of the ground, the top is small and the bottom is thick, and one day it is upside down, and the bottom is small and the top is thick." ”
Xu Xinyi was dumbfounded, and laughed straight down: "This, isn't this a good poem made by Qin Lin at the Nanjing Poetry Conference?" Hahaha, tell me to listen to it once and laugh once! ”
Qing Dai blinked her eyes and said with a smile: "Is it bad?" I don't think it's good, it's similar to the nursery rhyme my mother sang when I was a child. ”
Xu Xinyi and Zhang Zixuan laughed even harder.
Qin Lin looked at the little girl depressedly, are you praising me or hurting me? Hmph, don't say that I don't talk about poetry papers, manly husband, if you say plagiarism, you will plagiarize, in order to earn face in front of the three wives, let's go out!
I thought about it, and I usually think that there are so many poems about Yinxue, but when the book is used, I hate it less, and I really can't think of anything at this time.
Pregnant!
Qin Lin cleared his throat, his eyes were bright and looking into the distance, and his expression was resolute and unyielding: "One piece, two pieces, three or four pieces." ”
This sentence is really ordinary, but who knows if there will be a twist and turn in the future? The three women all listened quietly.
Qin Lin said again: "Five, six, seven, eight." ”
This sentence is still mediocre, and it is not even qualified.
Who knew that Qin Lin then said: "Flying one after another, the color of the rivers and mountains will eventually change." ”
After that, Qin Lin held his head high and looked into the distance, with a great spirit of lofty aspirations, the tiger's body shook wildly, and the spirit of the king was overflowing.
Qing Dai and Xu Xinyi only felt that this poem was very bold, but Zhang Zixuan said strangely: "This is an anti-poem, does Brother Qin want to change the dynasty?" ”
Qin Lin was stumbling, this guy read this poem from nowhere, and felt that he was very bold, but he didn't think much about it, and he remembered after Zhang Zixuan's reminder that it was indeed an anti-poem called Jiangshan Yise.
"It turns out, it's anti-poetry, it's really ...... Ha ha! Qin Lin laughed dryly.
Zhang Zixuan glanced at him suspiciously: "Did you really do it?" The meaning of the words is simple, the rhythm is incomprehensible, and the style of the pagoda poem is really the same, but it seems to be from your hand. Hey, I didn't expect that I, Zhang Zixuan, would marry a capable minister who could govern the world and annihilate the heroes in troubled times. ”
"Rebellion, I'm afraid it's not fun, right?" Xu Xinyi hesitated a little, remembering that his father said when he was drunk that there was an aunt and grandmother in the family, Queen Xu of Yongle Ye, who successfully rebelled with her husband, and killed a lot of people in the middle, causing misery.
Qing Dai became worried: "If you rebel, you will be killed, Brother Qin should not rebel." ”
"Who, who said I was going to rebel? It's just a joke to chant a poem," Qin Lin didn't expect such a big reaction, and immediately played a scoundrel: "What's wrong with me reciting poetry?" The husband is the prince Shaobao, the commander of the Jinyi Guard, and the palm print of the Beizhen Fusi, is there still someone to arrest me when he reads a poem? ”
"Catch the thief!"
Suddenly, there was a shout in the distance, and it came from afar.
Qin Lin almost fell from the bow of the boat, and said in his heart that I have such a desire to attract hatred, so I recited an anti-poem, and someone really came to catch it?
But I saw a group of people chasing on horseback in the distance, two people in front of them galloping wildly, and thirty or forty people in the back chasing after them, and the shouts were made by them.
"Damn, I thought I was here to arrest me, who did I say so boldly......" Qin Lin pursed his lips, and said in his heart that I didn't specialize in catching anti-thieves.
Lu Yuanzhi, Niu Dali and other official schools heard the shouts, and they all came out of the bilge, and the fat man handed the telescope to Qin Lin.
With the help of the binoculars, Qin Lin could see what was happening in the distance clearly, the people in front of him were a man and a woman, their clothes were tattered and bloodstained, and the horses were also panting, snorting white steam.
The group of people who were chasing after him were wearing official uniforms, dressed as state and county horses, holding a bright single knife in their hands, all of them were fierce and vicious, constantly shouting, and shooting at the vests of the two fugitives with bows and arrows.
Bows and arrows are commonly used in the army, in fact, it is not easy to shoot the enemy ten zhang away on the back of a galloping horse, only long-trained elite soldiers or nomads who have grown up on horseback can do it, these horses are obviously very unfamiliar with the riding and archery kung fu, and the arrows are a few feet or even more than a zhang away from the fugitive, and they have not even touched the hair.
"It turned out that it was the state and county catching thieves, it's none of our business," Lu Yuanzhi lost interest, this kind of thing has nothing to do with Jinyiwei, if every case in the local area along the way is managed, Qin Lin will not be able to go to Nanjing for ten years.
Qin Lin had already put down the binoculars, and suddenly his heart moved: "Come on, applause!" ”
The officials didn't know what he was going to do, but they all knew that this chief often had amazing actions, so they obeyed the order to the letter, and for a while, the sound of drums and trumpets spread far away from the canal.
The two fugitives on horseback were flustered, and they heard the sound of drums and trumpets in their ears, thinking that there was an interception in front and a pursuer in the rear.
The two of them suddenly looked happy, turned their horses' heads and rushed over to that side.
The horses chasing after him were quick but surprised, and the leader waved his hand viciously, and everyone frantically whipped the horses, and the hot white steam was rising above their heads, and the arrows were shot at the fugitives in a disorderly manner.
Damn, dare to make a ghost in front of Lao Tzu! Qin Lin's face was as heavy as iron, and he ordered in a deep voice: "Niu Dali led two small flags to abandon the boat and landed, intercept all the people for me, and the two people who escaped will live." ”
Twenty brocade-clothed lieutenants wearing flying fish suits, embroidered spring knives, wingless black yarns, and belts around their waists swarmed out on war horses, and jumped onto the shore.
Niu vigorously carried the iron dragon stick on foot, but the speed was not inferior to the galloping horse, and led the officials and schools to the side.
Seeing this, the state and county horses were about to shoot more fiercely, and with a whoosh, an arrow hit the woman's shoulder, and she was about to fall off the horse with a shake.
"No archery!" The ox roared vigorously, and the iron dragon stick struck the ground, and large clouds of dirt and snow scattered and exploded as if they had been shot by a cannonball, forming a curtain of snow.
The pursuers were staggered, what kind of kung fu is this? When his stick danced, he really broke his tendons and broke his bones!
The lieutenants also pulled out their electric guns, three of them shot three times into the sky, and the rest of the officials pointed their guns at the group of horses: "My family official has an order, tell you to go over for questioning, Jinyi official school is on a bad job, and those who violate the order will die!" ”
Although the state and county horses are fierce, where is the opponent of the Jinyi pro-army? What's more, Qin Lin's personal soldiers are also equipped with cutting-edge stun guns.
The horses looked at each other, expecting that their arms could not twist their thighs, and the leader whistled, and all dismounted, holding the reins and walking slowly.
"I have something to say, I have something to say, I have something to say, I am the chief of Jinyi, we are the officials of Yanzhou Mansion, and these two are fugitives from the government who issued a sea capture document......" The long-faced man led by the man laughed with him.
Niu Dali took care of a lot, and raised the iron dragon stick: "Don't talk nonsense, my family official's eyes are like electricity, what is going on with his old man at a glance!" ”
The two fugitives in front of him were close to collapse at this time, the man was lying on the horse, and the woman hurriedly rolled the saddle and fell off the horse, and she didn't care about anything else, so she rushed over and pushed him, shouting with a cry: "Brother Dongsheng, Brother Dongsheng, how are you?" ”
"Heh, Xiao Nizi is quite affectionate, if your brother Dongsheng is a thief, there will only be one end in our hands, and you will not be in a hurry to cry and mourn," the officials in Jinyi joked in a funny tone, because they heard that the other party was a thief, they didn't respect it very much.
The woman turned around and said angrily: "We are not anti-thieves, these people who are chasing us are anti-thieves!" ”
Okay, Qin Lin recited an anti-poem, which attracted two groups of anti-thieves.
(To be continued)