Chapter Ninety-Eight: I'm Going to Have a Baby, Too
An immortal next to him listened to his words and smiled: "It's been so many years! I originally thought that the "Immortal Orchid" should disappear from the world! But I didn't expect it to reappear! Huaxu! You go and help this destined person who invited us! ”
When the white-haired immortal named Hua Xuan heard this, he said, "Bai Zhen! I'm not going! This game is so exciting, I don't want to leave for a moment! ”
"If you don't go? You old fellows who goes! Anyway, like Hua Xu, I am reluctant to leave this game of chess for a moment! Bai Zhen Shangxian waved the dust, indicating that he would definitely not go.
"Do you think we'll give it up? We won't go either! Several other immortals said together.
"If you don't go, who's going to go?" Bai Zhen went to the immortal road.
"Call Luguan to go! ~Let the old man Go! ~Lucrest Go! ~ Don't look at chess, he goes! ......" The other eight immortals looked at the dew-crowned immortal who was sitting there drinking.
"You guys bullied me, didn't Penglai, did you? Really! I'll just go, just in time to send something to that kid! Lucrest drank a glass of wine and vanished. And the other nine immortals were still playing that game of chess.
Cao Ying's side and Cao Cao both wandered back and forth there, and a few minutes had passed, but there was no response.
"Trick! What's going on? Will it work? Why hasn't it come yet? Cao Cao asked anxiously about the wandering trick.
Wei stopped and shook his head helplessly: "I don't know this either!" The success rate of this spell is relatively low, and I'm not sure if I can invite the immortals! I'm reading it again! ”
"Yes! Sly! Please come! Otherwise, I'll lose a lot! Cao Cao said.
"The vicissitudes of heaven! And forgiveness! Fa Yi Xiaocang! Disciple ......"
"That's it! All right! Don't read it! I'm already here! "The tricky incantation has not yet been recited, and the dew crown has stepped on the clouds.
"Welcome to the arrival of the immortals!" After a moment, Cao Cao, who was stunned, then knelt down and shouted sincerely.
Cao Cao was tricked, and hurriedly knelt down and shouted: "Welcome to the arrival of the immortals!" Then, when the other soldiers saw Cao Cao kneeling down, they also fell down and shouted in unison.
Luguan nodded in satisfaction, then stepped down from the air and walked in front of the treacherous.
"Get up! Young man, you have a good talent for Taoism! It's just that the hatred is too deep! If you put aside your hatred and concentrate on cultivating, maybe we will meet in Heavenly Court soon! With a wave of the dust, Wei stood up uncontrollably, he just saw at a glance that Wei and Liu Yi had hatred and would bring big trouble to Liu Yi, so he said so.
Seeing the trick, Cao Cao thought he could stand up and wanted to stand up, but he rarely knelt down except for his father! Even the emperor did not kneel.
"Did I tell you to stand up?" Lu Guan drank Cao Cao's words, and Cao Cao was so frightened that he quickly knelt down.
"Tell me, young man, what's the matter with you! I still have something to do! Luguan said.
"Immortals! Look at that tent! There are a lot of unscrupulous demons in that tent! There's really nothing I can do to deal with it, so please help me! Said respectfully.
Lucrest glanced at the tent and walked over.
"You're all out there! I'll go in and solve it! After saying this, Luguan walked into the tent, and as soon as he entered the tent, all the ghosts knelt down.
"Get up! Hurry up and go to reincarnation, I will go to the underworld and say that you will be reincarnated in Xiliang and continue to be the people of your head Liu Yi! Luguan said.
"Immortals! We are not reconciled! We are not reconciled! We're going to kill both of them! Otherwise, even if you beat us to the point that we will never be born, we will have to fight the two of them! The ghosts said in unison.
"Don't worry! Sooner or later, the two of them are going to die! You choose a man and a woman to come out, I will reincarnate you to be the children of your head, I have said so, if you are still obsessed, then I have no choice but to take action, with my ability, you have no chance to hurt the two people in front of you! Luguan said.
The demons hesitated for a moment, and finally chose a handsome man and a beautiful woman before his death.
"It's just the two of them!" The way of the ghosts.
"Yes! Go down to the underworld with confidence! I will let you continue to be reincarnated to Xiliang! Come into the gourd, both of you! Your two wives Yuan Shao will be pregnant soon! Luguan nodded, then took out the gourd.
He took in the two ghosts, and then watched the ghosts leave, and the dew crown came out of the tent.
"Well, it's settled! It's time for me to go! Lucrest came out of the tent and said to the treacherous.
"Shang ......" Wei just wanted to say that Shangxian walked slowly, but Cao Cao preemptively said something that made him have the urge to strangle him.
"Shangxian, have you eaten! Have a meal before leaving? ”
Lu Guan listened to Cao Cao's words, smiled back, and left.
"Stupid! Do immortals eat fireworks in the world? Angrily threw down a sentence and left, and the words of Lu Guan just now made him contradictory, if you want to become an immortal, you have to let go of your hatred, if you want revenge, don't think about becoming an immortal, he needs to think about it.
Listening to the scolding of his stupidity, Cao Cao looked at the back of the treacherous detergent, and a deep murderous intent flashed in his eyes, tricking him to kill, and when Chi You Lingqi arrived in his hands, the first to kill kneel, the second to kill Yuan Shao, and the third to kill Liu Yi. After thinking about this, Cao Cao called Xu Zhu and other generals to walk into the tent together, there was no trick, he didn't dare to go in if he didn't call some people.
Once in the tent, both of them had already sat up, apparently well.
"See the lord! See the Lord! Zhang Liao and Xun You got out of bed when they saw Cao Cao coming in, ready to kneel.
Seeing this, Cao Cao ran over and didn't let the two of them kneel down. "Wow! Far! You two just don't have to bow down. ”
"Thank you, my lord! I wonder if the lord will know what happened to us? The two asked Cao Cao in unison.
People may not believe it, but it's true! After you killed people in Xiliang, the people who were killed were unwilling to turn into evil ghosts and haunt you all the time! Cao Cao said.
"I see! I've killed countless people! Why is it just like this to kill people in Xiliang? Zhang Liao asked strangely. Yes! Lord! Which general has hundreds of lives in his hands! But there are no evil spirits! Xun You also asked Cao Cao strangely.
"I don't know about that! If you want to ask, you have to ask Liu Yi! Cao Cao said.
"Who saved us?" Zhang Liao asked.
"It's one of my alchemists who invited the gods to save you!" Cao Cao said.
"Then I really want to thank that Fang Shi and the Great Immortal!" Zhang Liaoxun said in unison.
"That's it! You don't have to think about it! Wait for something to eat and get your body warm! I think we have no way to attack Yangyi Pass, and we have to go back! Now the Central Plains is already tense! Ding Yuan has been destroyed! Cao Cao said.
Zhang Liaoxunyou listened to Cao Cao's words and nodded solemnly.
At this time, Liu Yi received a telegram from Yangyi Guan.
"Erin and Gana are pregnant! I'm going to be a dad! Hahaha" Liu Yi jumped up happily when he saw the telegram, after all, except for a one-night stand, anyone would be happy to hear that his woman had a child.
"Sister Erin and Sister Gana are pregnant! No way! Husband, work hard tonight, I want to conceive a child too! Zhen Mi looked at Liu Yi's happy appearance, pulled Liu Yi's clothes, and said in front of everyone that she was also going to be pregnant with a child, especially the husband, you work hard tonight, which made Liu Yi very embarrassed, as if he was incompetent.
"The child is not that you can conceive if you want to conceive, and if you want to conceive, you can only conceive if you want to conceive!" Liu Yi learned the tune of a song in his previous life, love trading.
"Try hard tonight! Don't go to bed so early, right? Otherwise, I'll find Uncle Guan to make him work harder!! Zhen Mi innocently said a thunderous word.
Her remark made everyone present wonder if Zhen Mi had a problem there.
"Everyone, let's go! I'm going to give birth to a baby! Liu Yi said a word, then picked up Zhen Mi and ran into the room.
When he arrived in the room, Liu Yi did not act immediately, but crossed his waist in front of Zhen Mi and scolded solemnly: "Mi Mi! Don't talk nonsense in the future! You have to pay attention to jokes, you know? ”
"People don't talk in the future! Why are you so fierce? Zhen Mi said that tears came down, she was now spoiled by Liu Yi.
"You're still crying! I shouldn't get used to you! Liu Yi scolded him again, and he made Zhen Mi cry this time.
Seeing Zhen Mi crying, Liu Yi couldn't get serious, so he hurriedly walked over and hugged Zhen Mi and said gently: "Mi Mi is not crying!" It's me who is bad! It's me who is bad! I shouldn't have scolded you! ”
"Woo woo woo ~ you scold! Scold me to death! Woo woo woo woo ...... "Zhen Mi cried like a modern little girl, and she couldn't control it.
Liu Yi shook his head helplessly and continued to coax, and after coaxing for a long time, Zhen Mi stopped crying.
"Don't let such a murderer be allowed in the future! Hurry up! I want to have a baby! After Zhen Mi finished speaking, she climbed onto the bed and began to undress.
Seeing how Zhen Mi opened up and took the initiative, Liu Yi seemed to be facing a modern girl, but in order to prevent Zhen Mi from making trouble, she could only raise a gun to fight.