Episode 101 Mad Monkey
A lot of times I'd rather I'm out, at least without having to jump at all!
Of course I was surprised that our large armored car, which weighed dozens of tons, actually played with water floating, but I laughed at the medicine and said, "Don't be so foreigner, okay?" That little waterhole is a fake...... The watery substance in it is actually high-purity polypropylene, although it looks like a puddle of water, but in fact it is harder than ice, not to mention our armored car, it is no problem to press the rails and run the train on it. There are also those gravel-paved beaches by the pool, which are also fake, although the sand and stones are real, but they have been stirred with high-strength glue, and when they are dry, they are almost anti-shell. ”
I was so stunned that it took me a long time before I lost my voice and said, "Good fellow, that's so smart......"
Yao Jin ignored my stunnedness, turned around and shouted, "Send a report to the base and ask for support!" The dead fat man shouted angrily, "Yes, yes, yes! More people to answer...... It's better to let the fighters come too, so as not to get grenades from the monkeys again. ”
Our large armored car rushed all the way, and soon rushed to the oil road on the side of the observatory on the rooftop, and by this time, I finally understood why the road was so wide and ridiculous, and my feelings were prepared for the military vehicles in the 010241 base.
Soon after leaving the rooftop observatory, we came to the small bridge across the road, and I caught a glimpse of the gas canister truck hidden in the grass.
The dead fat man exhaled and said, "Our luck is good, it seems that the weather is bad, and the monkeys have gone home to sleep." "The light rain outside the carriage was like a crisp, dense and lingering. The mountains were even more foggy, and we couldn't see anything clearly from thirty or fifty meters away, and our car had full headlights, but we still didn't dare to drive too fast.
After driving down the hillside for another three or four miles, the brown panda knew nothing about the outside world, and had already tilted over and began to sleep. Silly Fork also yawned and shouted, "When will you be home?" I miss the white duck......" I quickly pinched its mouth, not wanting to hear the medicine over there, so I saw him say to the dispatcher slowly: "Send a report to the base and ask them to lead Lan Lan and Yuyu to the basement." ”
I was laughing when I suddenly heard the driver in the cab in front of me shouting, "There are monkeys!" The voice did not fall, "Touch! With a loud bang, it exploded near our large armored car, albeit with the protection of super armor. None of us were hurt, but the sound of the huge chamber still shook our ear drums and made us almost vomit.
Before we could react, the second grenade exploded again, and this explosion sounded on the roof of the carriage, and the bombed carriage shook with a gust of trembling. Immediately after that, a series of grenades exploded one after another, blowing up the dust and stones on the side of the road in all directions.
I never thought that the demonized monkey would be so domineering, when I first heard the dead fat man talk about it. It's still a story, and I listen to it with relish. Now it's really immersive. It feels so bad.
The dead fat man grabbed a walkie-talkie and shouted, "Fu Binhong, hurry up!" As soon as the words fell, there was another explosion of a grenade on the hillside more than ten meters away near us. In the flash of the fire, the monkeys scattered and fled. Those monkeys are not short, they are the kind of horse-faced monkeys endemic to Sichuan.
The explosion near the big armored car suddenly stopped, and Fu Binhong's loud laughter came from the dead fat man's walkie-talkie: "Haha, Team Yang, old flower." I know how to use this particle beam tank! Hahaha...... "I haven't finished laughing yet, and the monkeys over there have gathered in a team again." Fu Binhong in the walkie-talkie shouted: "Eat Lao Fu again!" Then we saw another loud noise from the monkeys in the distance.
The dead fat man was surprised and delighted, so he asked, "What's the matter?" Old man, why are you so majestic all of a sudden? Fu Binhong smiled on the other side of the walkie-talkie: "I just figured out that the particle beam tank of emotion is different from the 59 and 99 tanks, but it is a bit similar to the laser gun in the cartoon." When we were first in the cave, we used a particle beam to attack the green rice dumplings, but it didn't work at all, but now, we use the particle beam to hit the grenade in the monkeys' paws, but the grenade can be detonated in one fell swoop...... I guess this beam is similar to a microwave oven? ”
Those of us who listened to it were full of black lines, and it was really a collapse that the latest conceptual weapon in China's military industry was actually used by him as a microwave oven.
So we all stopped the car and made way for the particle beam tanks. Fu Binhong drove the particle beam tank, came to the big armored car majestically, activated the particle beam again, and there was indeed another explosion in the monkey group in the distance. The demonized monkeys were terrified and continued to retreat.
Yao Jin saw that everyone was in a daze, so he hurriedly said, "What's the matter?" Shoot now! The Gatling Heavy woke up from a dream and quickly joined the hunt for the demonized monkeys, and after a burst of fire, the monkeys fled without a trace.
We all exhaled, and Fu Binhong's exclamation came from the walkie-talkie: "Oops, it's too bad, the power system consumes too much, and it can't emit particle beams!" "I listened to it with Yaojin, Dead Fat Man and others, and smiled bitterly at each other, this new concept weapon is a virtue, although the performance is good, there is nothing to say, but there is obviously a big problem, that is, it can't be used for too long, either there is no power or no power and no spray.
But no matter what, Fu Binhong still beat the demonized monkey away, and the dead fat man said on the walkie-talkie: "Okay, old man, no matter what, you have made a great contribution today, I will report to the ninth brother when I turn around, and reward you well......" Before the words were finished, I heard Fu Binhong say with a crying voice: "Oh no, those damn demonized monkeys have been killed again......"
All of us were startled, and hurriedly looked out from the lookout, and sure enough, in the gap between the mountains and forests in the mist, there were countless small figures, leaning towards us.
I jumped up and shouted, "I can't be beaten like this passively, if I blow up like this, sooner or later we will all be shocked to death in this iron can!" Yao Jin also stood up and shouted, "Okay! It's a blessing or a curse, it's a curse that can't be avoided! Ancestors plank. Let's go out and them for a while! ”
So the nine of us guys armed with silver pedestal armor gathered at the back door of the carriage, opened the door, and jumped. I heard Yao Jin shouting: "Turn on the infrared night vision device!" "We all turned on the infrared night vision devices built into the helmets.
As soon as I put on the night vision goggles, I saw the image of a monkey quickly leaning towards this side, and without doing anything, I raised my right arm and opened fire. The Gatling heavy machine gun mounted on the right arm of the silver-pedestal warframe had only three barrels. I could only fire about 400 rounds per minute, but even then, it wasn't something that the demonized monkey could resist, and the demonized monkey was quickly beaten to pulp by me.
"Don't gather together," Yao Jin continued to exercise his right to lead the team, shouting, "Everyone spread out, besiege the city back to back, and don't leave a dead end!" He turned his head and shouted from inside the carriage: "The people inside are responsible for answering!" ”
We all followed the instructions of the medicine and formed a circle back to back. As soon as the demonized monkey got closer, it immediately opened fire with a Gatling heavy machine gun. But those monkeys were far smarter than the other demonic animals we had seen, and with the help of the cover of mountains and trees, interspersed with detours, in the end a monkey threw a grenade.
Sun Qi took a step forward, picked up the silver shield hanging from his left arm, and knocked the grenade back with a bang, blowing the demonized monkey to pieces in one fell swoop.
Monkeys are smart though. But I don't know that after the grenade is sounded, it will not explode until a few seconds of safety have passed. They often pulled out the grenade and threw it, and I even got hit in the head with a grenade, but luckily I had a helmet on my head, otherwise I would have had to be smashed out of a big bag by the grenade.
In this way, nine of us Silver Pedestal warriors fought the demonized monkeys in the rainforest, relying on advanced weapons and quick reactions. I didn't suffer any big losses, but a few of us didn't operate the silver pedestal armor for the first time, and we often didn't hit the monkey, so we fell first.
But the more things developed later, the more it turned out to be unfavorable for our side. First, the number of demonized monkeys gathered has increased significantly, and secondly, the stock of bullets on our side is too small, and with a long period of time, the energy grid will soon drop to five grids.
While shooting, I shouted at Yao Jin: "Old Yao, it can't go on like this...... Yao Jin turned his head and shouted into the car: "Hurry up and ask the base to send planes to air support, otherwise we will be finished!" The dead fat man replied from inside the carriage: "Don't ****** urging, I've sent eight telegrams to the base." ”
I glared at him and shouted, "Then hurry up and send the ninth letter!" The fat man had no choice but to let the dispatcher continue to send telegrams asking for support.
At this moment, the power indicator of my Silver Pedestal Warframe suddenly went out, and before I could understand what was going on, a grenade was thrown at my feet by a damn demonized monkey. I was so frightened that I hurriedly shouted, "Help me!" The medicine vigorously kicked the grenade far away, and blew several small trees with a "bump".
I broke out in a cold sweat, and then I remembered that I had walked around the ghost gate again, and looked up and said to Yao Jin: "Thank you very much this time...... ......"Before I finished speaking, Yao Jin fell on his back and faced the sky, and he smiled bitterly at me through his mask: "My silver pedestal armor is out of power...... "It took a lot of effort for me to bend down and pull the medicine strength up." But without the support of power, the silver pedestal battle armor was a soft mess, and the medicine had no calves, and I couldn't even stand up straight, and I fell to the ground with it.
I thought to myself, this time it's really ****** to be over, encountering this group of demonized monkeys with bare hands, there may still be a chance to escape, now we are wearing steel armor weighing nearly 100 kilograms, it is difficult to move, and now we can only wait for the demonized monkeys to throw the grenade to us.
The brothers around him stopped one by one, and finally the nine of us froze on the ground, where is this new concept weapon, it is simply a ****** new concept statue!
Fortunately, at this time, Fu Binhong's particle beam tank condensed a little more energy, and fired two shots in succession, suppressing the attack of the demonized monkey a little more. The two explosions frightened the demonized monkeys who later joined the battle enough, and they didn't dare to get too close to us for a while.
However, the Monkey King back then even dared to make a fuss in the Heavenly Palace, and it seems that today we will not be able to escape the doom.
I glanced at the medicine and smiled bitterly: "Old medicine." It's time for us to write a suicide note...... What do you want to write about? Yao Jin stretched out his arm with difficulty, grabbed my hand in the rain, and said with a smile: "If you die, you will die, who will not die?" I can know you in this life, and I have no regrets when someone dies! "My tears flowed as soon as I brushed them, not tears of fear of death. It's that I suddenly realized that the person who understands me best may be the strength of medicine. He is just as alert and cunning as me, just as whimsical, and as passionate and heroic......
We all accepted our fate, Jian Tianhan and Wang Xiaoyuanlou were together, although the thick steel armor blocked each other's body temperature, but I believe that their hearts were hot and they could die together. Isn't it also a kind of happiness?
Ou Xiang and Jing'er are leaning back to back, can these two guys only be back to back when they die, and they can't be heart-to-heart?
At this sad time, there was a sudden rumbling roar of fighters in the sky, three fighter planes roared, the one flying in front was the J-11B, and the two J-20s were clearly swept behind, after the three fighters discovered us. Immediately swooped down and fired several missiles in the nearby mountains and forests. Suddenly, the ground shook and the grass and trees flew sideways.
I smiled and said, "Old medicine, it seems that we don't have to die, the rescue has arrived!" Yao Jin was also happy, and said with a smile: "It's very good, it just so happens that I haven't been angry with you yet." The other brothers cheered loudly.
As soon as the three fighters flew closer, they immediately dispersed in formation. Circling and flying near our convoy, such a low-altitude flight was really very imposing, and the whole valley trembled with a huge roar.
Soon, the J-11B found the haunt of the demonized monkey. Pulling the cannon and firing, the demonized monkey corpses were all over the mountain, and the two J-20s were even more merciless to shoot a few missiles into the monkey group, which made the demonized monkeys feel like a mournful examination and made matters worse.
Just as we were applauding loudly, a J-20 flew by at a low altitude and dropped a bomb in the group of demonized monkeys, which made the demonized monkeys even more embarrassed and fled.
Under the command of the dead fat man, the team members opened up full firepower and strafed everywhere, although everyone could not see the demonized monkey, but they also swept all the places nearby, and the broken wood and stumps flying everywhere all over the field.
The air combat lasted for more than half an hour, and it was not until the three fighters used up all their ammunition that they flew back all the way.
The team members in the carriage ran out of the car one after another, carried us into the carriage one by one, and after closing the door of the carriage, the dead fat man shouted in a hurry: "Hurry up, drive quickly, don't wait for the demonized monkeys to come back!" "The driver hurriedly started the car, and our large armored car moved forward at full speed. When everyone recalled the scene of the battle against the demonized monkey just now, they were all terrified and terrified.
The silver pedestal armor was out of power, and there was no point in staying in the armor any longer, so the dead fat man beckoned everyone to pull us out. The protection of the silver pedestal armor is quite good, and the few of us are sweating all over our bodies, but we don't get any rain at all.
Yao Jin breathed a sigh of relief, sat back in his wheelchair, and asked strangely, "Team Yang, didn't you just bring a pilot?" Why did three fighters just fly upside down? ”
The dead fat man scratched his head and said, "I was about to ask you this...... Do you already have pilots at your base? Yao Jin shook his head again and again and said, "How is it possible?" Do you need so many pilots to deal with these demonized monkeys? As long as one is enough, if I have a pilot, why do I still withhold the gold ****? ”
I laughed and said, "Maybe you took a look and sent all the pilots in your base to raise peacocks." The dead fat man narrowed his eyes and asked, "Old flower, why are you smiling so ****?" Have you already guessed what's going on? ”
As soon as the dead fat man finished speaking, Yao Jin suddenly understood, and said in amazement: "Could it be that Jin **** kid is back again?" But no, there's one more plane. I smiled and said, "Okay, don't guess, pilots belong to a country's strategic resources, and now our Chinese pilots may be concentrated in Fuleduo, you say that in addition to Brother Jiu, who can transfer two pilots at once?" ”
The dead fat man was surprised: "Except for the ninth brother...... That's you and me...... Lao Hua, you mean, Brother Jiu has come to Chengdu? I nodded and sighed: "It's certain that Brother Jiu came to Chengdu, but she rushed to Chengdu in such a hurry, I'm afraid there is no good news, and we will have to go on a mission again." ”
This time, the dead fat man had no doubts: "Okay, let's listen to Brother Jiu's dispatch, we will go wherever she wants us to go, even if she wants us to go to Egypt, the fat man and I will definitely not be ambiguous." When I heard this, I became suspicious and asked, "No, didn't you go to Egypt before when you were killed?" ”
The dead fat man saw that there were no outsiders on the left and right, and whispered, "You don't know yet, do you?" When the lord of R. Yourong heard that there was a shortage of petrochemical talents on the side of Fortune, he sent Editorial C over, saying that Editorial Small C was majoring in petrochemical refining and oil production. Brother Jiu didn't understand the details, so he actually sent Xiao C to Jinzhou to help me, and asked me to take good care of ......"
I laughed all of a sudden, so angry, and said with a smile: "Isn't that great, a lover will eventually become a family!" (To be continued.) )