Episode 296 Tricks and traitors
I and Silly Fork stared blankly at the big plane in the distance, and Hu Niu'er walked up, grabbed my arm and asked, "Xianggong, what about that big bird?" "Oh, I remembered the ice-kissed alligator griffin, looked back, and asked, "Its thigh bone is broken, which of you will take the bone?" ”
Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, and finally Sun Hongxu said: "I'll try it." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info" A few of us came to the ice-kissed alligator griffin together, Tiger Niu'er: "Xianggong, this guy is very dangerous, and his bones hurt a lot...... We have to make sure that it doesn't hurt Sun Hongxu first. ”
I nodded, and Zuo Jia volunteered next to me: "I'll go find the anesthetic needle to ......" I pulled her down: "Hehe, don't be so troublesome, you go find some red wine, it will work." Hu Niu'er also agreed: "Red wine looks very elegant, but in fact, when it comes to intoxication, it is more powerful than white wine." ”
So Zuo Jia sent someone to find several bottles of wine, poured them into a basin, and let the ice-kissed alligator griffin drink it. The creatures in the dungeon didn't have a chance to drink, so they got drunk quickly, and after drinking a pot of wine, it didn't take ten minutes for the ice-kissed alligator griffin to fall and never get up again.
Three or four of us ran up to help, and Sun Hongxu experimented and touched it a few times, and it didn't take long to connect the bones. However, the next job of putting on the plaster still kept us all busy enough, because we were afraid that the ice-kissed alligator griffin would wake up and run around, so the plaster had to be thick.
After they were all busy, let Gaba and Brown Panda drag the drunken ice-kissed alligator griffin down to rest, and the rest of us exhaled, his grandmother's has been almost a day, and he hasn't eaten much, so he quickly washed his hands and ate, and the cooking team in charge of logistics brought up several large pots of meat buns, haha, we are all happy, and no one eats any hamburgers.
Zuo Jia ate meat buns with us, and asked me while eating: "Lao Hua, what should I do on the island of Hawaii?" I touched my bald head and said, "Send fighter jets over in a moment, and kill all those minotaur warriors before it gets dark. ”
The Minotaur fighters do not have long-range attack capabilities, and it is a piece of cake to clean them up, and there is no need for any strategy, Xu Ningqiao immediately said that this task can be handed over to the Air Force.
After eating the meat buns, we all went straight to the airport tower, Zuo Jia led the brothers of the ground staff to assemble weapons and ammunition for each fighter, Sun Hongxu and Hu Niu'er and I all entered the tower command room, and were about to carry out the final encirclement and suppression of the Minotaur warriors on the island of Hawaii, when the voice of Comrade Chen Shuipian suddenly came from inside the tower: "Can anyone hear my voice?" I'm the Governor of the Island of Hawaiʻi, and I have something important to report. ”
Sun Hongxu and Hu Niu'er and I looked at each other, and Hu Niu'er was stunned and said, "Why is this guy still alive?" "When we left the island of Hawaii, a hundred and ten minotaur warriors were preparing to charge, and the only thing left on the Terran side was Chen Shuipian and the big kitchen knife in his hand, and theoretically speaking, he no longer had the ability to survive.
I picked up the microphone curtly: "My Chief of General Staff of Fulto******......" Chen Shui's voice suddenly became happy: "Chief Hua, it's me, I'm Chen Shuipian!" I'm in a bit of trouble here, can the headquarters help solve it? ”
I sniffed and asked, "What's wrong?" "Psychologically, I can't help but wonder, what's going on with this kid? How is it still alive? Why didn't the Minotaur warrior kill him? Chen Shuipian kept complaining over there: "Mr. Hua, I ask you, can you send someone to send us something to eat?" As you know, these horned creatures are too good to eat...... We have eaten up all the food reserves at the observatory in one meal, not even ice cream left, and if we don't have enough food, we won't have anything to eat tomorrow morning...... You can't make me a bare-bones governor, can you? ”
I opened my mouth wide: "Hungry...... What's that...... Did you really invite the Minotaur warriors to dinner? Chen Shuipian was stunned over there: "When you were leaving, didn't you tell me to entertain them well...... Mr. Hua, you don't want me to hack them to death with a kitchen knife, do you? ”
"Ahem...... "Damn, this situation is too dramatic, I reasoned and thought: "Of course not...... Hmm, Comrade Shuifami, you're doing a good job, you're doing a good job...... Well, don't worry, I'll send someone to bring you food right away, and I won't make you embarrassed...... Well, I didn't expect you to be a cook......"
"Haha......" Chen Shuipian was proud over there: "Where have I been a cook...... But these minotaur warriors are so easy to fool around, I put instant noodles, dried noodles, pasta, beef noodles, eggs, ham, meat, vegetables and other things together and cook a big pot of porridge......"
The three of us here are full of black lines when they hear it, are you cooking or boiling pig food? Luan Xiaoting stubbornly asked, "You made this thing for others to eat...... They didn't beat you? Chen Shuipian made a fuss over there: "Why did you beat me?" I didn't get anything to eat myself, so they rushed up and snatched it up, and even the aluminum alloy pot was bitten off. ”
Depend on! I had black lines all over my head: "Okay, okay, I'm sending you an extra pot...... and pulled a recorder over and asked him to record what he needed. I looked back at Hu Niu'er and Sun Hongxu with an expression of disbelief: "What the hell is going on?" ”
Before the two of them could answer, Xu Ningqiao's voice came from the walkie-talkie: "Lao Hua, the air force formation is ready, please take off immediately!" I took the walkie-talkie and coughed dryly, and said, "Well, don't fly, come back, the situation has changed a little, and I'll send you to deliver some meat buns to the minotaur warriors in a while." Xu Ningqiao's cough came from the walkie-talkie: "What are you talking about?" ”
Sun Hongxu spread his hands: "I understand, the minotaur warriors must know that they can't go back, so when they saw that we didn't kill them, they didn't want to kill Chen Shuipian anymore, so they ...... "I said that we can't raise them for nothing!" Minotaur warriors, an absolute bunch of rice bucket .......
Hu Niu'er pouted and said, "Of course you can't raise them for nothing...... There are also more than 100,000 zombie rice dumplings on the island of Hawaii, so let's ask Chen Shuipian to lead the minotaur warriors to kill zombies and then seize food. The minotaur warriors are very strong, you look at the totem poles in their hands, and they are sure to be one. ”
I glanced at Sun Hongxu, he nodded, I also think that it really can't be done first, one hundred and eighty minotaur warriors who can only wheel sticks, there is no destructive power, it is better to throw them all on the big island of Hawaii, without female minotaurs, after thirty or fifty years, they themselves will almost die of old age, why should we kill them.
So, he picked up the microphone: "Comrade Chen Shuipian, you have done a good job, and the headquarters is quite satisfied with your performance...... But I said Comrade Shuikami, you can't lose the face of our Terrans, you tell those Minotaur warriors that as long as they help kill the rice dumplings on the island of Hawaii, we will temporarily cancel the hostility against them. ”
Chen Shuipian gave me a promise over there: "Don't worry, Mr. Hua, I will take care of these guys...... In a moment I will give them a lesson and teach them how to speak Chinese...... Oh, it's Chinese, our Chinese culture has a history of thousands of years, and it's no problem to tolerate these few Minotaur warriors. ”
I listened, nodded, and encouraged Chen Shuipian a few more words, and after turning off the microphone, I couldn't help but scold: "Uncle Cao, Chen Shuipian is really a fool...... Anyway, how did he do it? "With just one kitchen knife, one hundred and eighty minotaur warriors were subdued, no matter what, it was incredible.
Now that the situation has changed, our actions have naturally changed, and we have mobilized several Chinook helicopters to deliver some daily necessities to the island of Hawaii. Fortunately, the Hawaiian Islands are affected by the warm North Pacific Current, and although they are located in the tropics, the temperature is warm and moderate, and the maximum temperature will not exceed 32 degrees, which is very comfortable.
After the prisoners were exchanged and our enemies were sent away, the next task was to receive the entire Hawaiian Islands. I called Zuo Jia over and asked, "Where is Wang Hao?" How's the reception on Oahu? Zuo Jia said: "I just talked to Wang Hao, and he said that the zongzi on Oahu are gathering in Honolulu City, and I'm afraid there will be a night battle tonight." ”
After I listened, I thought that Wang Hao was fighting, so there must be no time to receive equipment and materials, so I said to Jian Tianhan: "Xiaojian, send a report to the headquarters immediately, and ask Lao Yao to bring some sailors over, there are countless large ships and small ships in the US fleet in the Pacific Ocean, and it is also very troublesome to receive them." ”
Jian Tianhan sent a report ticking, and Sun Hongxu sighed: "There are so many ships, we have to converge and converge well, and transfer them all back to Pearl Harbor first." "In fact, what we call receiving now is basically just a record, there are so many materials, not only can we not use them up all at once, but we don't even have the minimum transportation capacity, most of them can only be sealed on the spot, at most such as weapons, airplanes and other things, we will be extra careful.
However, there are some things that must be transported by oneself, such as ships that are adrift on the sea, and if they are left to anchor, they will soon be overturned by a storm...... The navy is an extremely special branch of the armed forces, and it is a concrete embodiment of the country's strength. As the saying goes, one year for the army, 10 years for the air force, and 100 years for the navy, the construction of huge ships and large ships is not only time-consuming and time-consuming, but also costly to repair and maintain. In the past 30 years of reform and opening up, the Chinese have made money and have hardly invested any money in the navy, which has led to the weak and messy of our country's navy.
Sun Hongxu suddenly said with some worry: "Old flower, why do I always feel that something is wrong?" Although this is the domain of the Titan Sea Kingdom, a large number of East China Sea Demon Swordfish still make me feel bad. I nodded, "I know, I'm just as worried as you are." I remember that the Dragon Prince of the East China Sea told me that the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea was not actually in the deep ocean, and if what he said was true, then there would be a problem. ”
Hu Niu'er didn't understand: "What's wrong?" I didn't say it, I went directly to see Sun Hongxu, Sun Hongxu nodded: "Is something wrong...... If the East China Sea Dragon Palace is not in the deep water area, then it must be in the shallow water area. However, human beings have a very strong ability to exploit the oceans, and there are countless large tugboats, and if they don't do it, they will pull the fishing nets to the gate of the Dragon Palace......"
I laughed, "But so far, we haven't heard of a fishing boat that has caught a dragon, or a titan...... This probably only means that the specific location of the Dragon Palace is not in the fishing area of the fishermen. Luan Xiaoting didn't understand: "Xianggong, you may be underestimating the current fishermen, all the shallow water areas, I'm afraid they have already fished them out." ”
I shook my head: "No, there is another place where the water is shallow, and no fishing boats dare to fish. Sun Hongxu also nodded: "At the foot of Kilauea Volcano!" "Kilauea is the largest active volcano in the world, and it still erupts from time to time because of the sheer terrain and the volcanic magma that erupts can flow into the sea at the foot of the mountain, and no fishing boat is willing to risk it.
I touched my bald head: "Since it's already here, why don't you get things done at once!" It's time to reiterate our covenant with the Water Tribe...... At least the old dragon king can't just let us deal with the mermaid king of the West Sea! "That's right, the question is how can we get in touch with the old dragon king? It is certainly unrealistic to send people directly to the foot of Kilauea volcano to engage in diving, first, it is too dangerous, and secondly, the area is not small, and it may not be possible to look through it in a year or two.
Sun Hongxu had no choice but to look at me blankly, and I thought about it: "The possibility of directly luring the old dragon king out is almost zero, let's not think about this." The only feasible way is to find out the eight horses...... If you want to find out the boiling eight horses, the best way is to ask the girl Tang Tang in Qingdao to come forward. ”
When Hu Niu'er heard this, she pouted and said, "What is your idea?" When the Dragon Prince of the East China Sea came to find Tang Tang, it was you who beat the mandarin ducks and drove the eight horses away...... "I was full of black lines:"Stop...... Eldest sister, please don't talk nonsense, what do you mean by me beating mandarin ducks? Do you think it's possible? Although I also envy Cinderella who married the prince, but one of them is a water tribe and the other is a human race, how can they live together? ”
Hu Niu'er's eyes widened: "Why can't you?" One is standing on the shore and the other is soaked in the water, so can't he speak? I scratched my face in pain: "Living a life of two people is not just talking." He turned back to Jian Tianhan and said, "Send a telegram to Yu Duanwu in Qingdao, telling him to send someone to send that Tang Tang to Dalian to meet with Lao Yao, and he must rush to Hawaii early tomorrow morning to report." ”
Sun Hongxu is already thinking about the actual operation: "Well, we have to make an underwater speaker." When the time comes, connect it with a wire, throw the loudspeaker into the sea, Tang Tang can shout down on the helicopter, the transmission speed of the sound in the sea is about 4 kilometers per second, much faster than the transmission in the air, plus the high-power amplification equipment, it will not take half a day, it can be heard by the sea tribes at the foot of the entire Kilauea volcano. ”
I spread my hands: "If you can't find it, then there's no way." "As I was talking, Jian Tianhan took a telegram and handed it to me, I picked it up and saw that it was sent by the ninth brother of the headquarters, which said that the news of Fortune's acceptance of Hawaii had reached the ears of Uncle Sam, and Uncle Sam begged us to send them heavy machine gun bullets as soon as possible.
I was in a daze with the telegram, Sun Hongxu took it and looked at it, and said strangely: "It's strange, we just took over Hawaii, and we don't even know the news very well from the headquarters, why does Uncle Sam know so quickly?" After I heard this, I snorted: "Then you don't need to ask, there is a mole on our side." ”
Needless to say, this conclusion is certain, but this is a bit too much to say. The headquarters is basically the direct personnel of our two bases and Hu Niu'er, there are no outsiders, and today's Kumon Di newspaper has not yet been sent out, and the peripheral subsystems don't know the actual situation here, how can Uncle Sam know about it? Although there are still people who worship foreign flattery, but that's too much to say, anyway, now it's our side that has the advantage, although Uncle Sam's side has a more advanced weapon system than us, but the actual personnel is still powerful on our side, and we are in the rear, how can anyone talk to Uncle Sam?
Hu Niu'er looked at Sun Hongxu: "Old Sun, you are from an intelligence background, tell me, how do we deal with this problem?" I also nodded and went to see Sun Hongxu. Sun Hongxu frowned and said: "This kind of thing should not have happened at present, although we people gathered together, although we are all temporary and unavoidable unity, but these little people gathered in an extraordinary period should not have anything to do with Uncle Sam, even if we hide the spies sent by the United States before, it is impossible for Uncle Sam to be easily believed." After all, Uncle Sam is not a great person, put China, that is, a regiment commander at the level of a county magistrate, and he serves in the army, so he will not and cannot be a person in the US military intelligence system. ”
I touched my bald head: "If you exclude the old spies who used to go undercover, then it can only be the newly cultivated undercover agents...... But Uncle Sam has never even been to China, so what does he use to buy spies? How did he get in touch with this spy? ”
Sun Hongxu raised his head all of a sudden, and said in a lost voice: "Oops...... I'm afraid I've already guessed who did it......" I saw his expression very strange, and I was stunned: "I'm grass, do you mean that among the three thousand Japanese girls, there will be anyone who knows Uncle Sam?" ”
Zuo Jia looked at us and suddenly smiled: "Aren't we sitting at the US military headquarters now?" Turn on the computer and investigate Uncle Sam's experience, won't you be able to see the clues? I nodded, "Yes, maybe Uncle Sam also served in Japan, and if you don't know some Japanese girls who can fool around casually......" (To be continued.) )