I am very grateful to "Eat the Tiger's Fish" for rewarding Xiao Er's 10,000 starting coins and becoming the second helmsman of this book

Da is really too powerful, Kuchiki said that my little heart is excited at the moment

Not much to say, on the second update

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Wei Wuhang'er walked to the third girl's side, first with a thief's smile in his mouth, and then immediately with an old face, he asked seriously: "Ahem, how about the couplet I solved just now?" ”

"Phew!" Li Muxin glanced at this guy fiercely, and then her cherry lips opened slightly, and she whispered with a smile: "Is there such a couplet?" How come I haven't heard of it? ”

Wei Wu suddenly smiled shyly, reached out and grabbed the beauty in front of him, nodded very definitely: "This, there really is!" "After that, the scratcher added in his heart - I didn't say, when it will be, if it will be in a few hundred years, cough cough, then it will be considered to be there, right?

Wei Wu suddenly rolled his eyes, looked up at Zhu Wan'er, opened his mouth and chuckled, "Wan'er, how is our newspaper doing?" ”

Zhu Wan'er frowned, glanced at him, pursed her lips and said, "The first issue of five thousand copies has been secretly distributed by my brother this afternoon. After that, she snorted dissatisfiedly, and said: "You don't care about the suffering of the people at all, but you want to make some money here."

Wei Wu was stunned and said, "Wan'er, why didn't I care about the people's suffering? Just now, wasn't that big corrupt official Luo Ligang ousted from power by me? ”

Zhu Wan'er thought about it, but what this person said was true, but she was very angry at his performance, and couldn't help but purse her lips and ignore him anymore.

Wei Wu smiled, but saw Zhu Bajie striding over, and shouted loudly with a friendly expression: "Fifth brother-" Before his words fell, he actually pounced towards Wei Wu, but this posture, if he pounced on him, wouldn't he be crushed to death by this guy?

"Ahem!" Wei Wu hurriedly coughed twice, stood up with a bang, stretched out his hand to stop the dead fat man who rushed over, rolled his eyes and said, "Uh, Bajie, what are you doing here?" ”

"Alas, fifth brother, we haven't seen each other for a few days, the little brother is very worried about it, and he can't sleep at night because he can't eat it" Zhu Bajie's fat face trembled, his triangular eyes blinked twice quickly, and he said again: "Isn't this to give you a hug!" ”

Depend on! You dead fatty, if you can't eat and can't sleep at night, then you can still give birth like a pig? When Wei Wu heard the words of this dead fat man, his heart suddenly felt cold, and he hurriedly waved his hand, taking two steps back, and his heart was terrified - if the fifth brother and I hugged this dead fat man in public, then Lao Tzu's innocence would be ruined

Wei Wu coughed twice, hurriedly waved his hand and refused: "Ahem, hugging is free, what do we have to do with it, do you still need these cumbersome communicative body language!" ”

"Hmm" Zhu Bajie frowned and thought for a moment, then grinned and said: "Yes, our relationship, it is the cumbersome etiquette of sleeping in the same bed and wearing clothes and pants, so naturally there is no need."

"Phew!" Wei Wu glanced at him, hurriedly turned to face the three little chicks with smiles on their cheeks, and explained in a low voice: "Ahem, I have nothing to do with him, I just met occasionally on the road."

When Wei Wu said this, his eyes rolled, and he saw Li Muxin burst out laughing, and said eagerly: "Xin'er, look at a person like me, how can I get mixed up with him, a pig-headed three?" ”

"Fifth brother?" Zhu Bajie saw that the fifth brother turned around and chatted with a few beauties, and suddenly felt that he was being left out in the cold, a trace of resentment rose on his face, his eyes looked at Wei Wu faintly, and he called out curtly.

Damn, this voice is calling, how is it the same as Lao Tzu sleeping with you and dumping you! Wei Wu Jiling shuddered, turned around and said: "Okay, if I soar, I will definitely not forget you" Speaking of this, his eyes suddenly lit up - Lao Tzu is rich in Ezhou now, there are people, if you don't do some business, how can you use your resources?

"Bajie!" Wei Wu smiled, then looked at Zhu Bajie and nodded, "Do you want to do something with me?" ”

Zhu Bajie's face was happy, the fifth brother is a celebrity in front of the adult in today's imperial history, and the imperial history is a celebrity around the emperor, obediently, following the fifth brother is following the emperor, immediately arched his hand, smiled and said: "Fifth brother, you know, my old Zhu is only 10,000 buckets high in his belly, and he doesn't ask for money or sex As for why no one can invite me to go, it's really because - follow you, that is my heart's big wish, my lifelong wish"

Tsk, although these eight precepts have no culture, and they probably didn't graduate from elementary school, but this slick mustache and boast of kung fu is quite high! Pick yourself up first, and then say that you are only willing to mess with me, which is really a master

Wei Wu admired Zhu Bajie's shameless demeanor, and immediately made a heavy appearance, patted Zhu Bajie's shoulder, and educated in the tone of an elder: "Well, Bajie, you stay at home and study hard first, and make progress every day!" Especially to learn the multiplication formula, well, the multiplication formula will be written to you in a while, and I will tell you to do something again."

Zhu Bajie's pig's head full of fat was like pounding garlic, took the small note handed by Wei Wu, looked down, it was densely written with numbers, and his heart was suddenly excited, he can be regarded as a big tree today, although the fifth brother is like this now, but since he has a shameless temperament that surpasses my old Zhu, then the future achievements are absolutely limitless!

Seeing this scene, Wei Wu slapped his head suddenly, and hurriedly turned back to Du Zongwu, who looked sleepy, and opened his mouth and called: "Zongwu, hurry, go and get the gift I prepared."

"Huh!" Du Zongwu answered, and hurriedly ran to the back.

Wei Wu stood up, walked to the middle stand, coughed lightly twice, and opened his mouth to say: "Guest officers, please stay for the time being, Xiao Er has good things to give here."

As soon as everyone heard that it was profitable, where were there still people who moved their legs, they hurriedly stopped, opened their mouths and asked, "What is it?" ”

Wei Wuyi cleared his throat solemnly and announced loudly: "I want to give each of you a small poem written by Cheng himself in the imperial history of the dynasty - a printed version."

"Imperial History? Could it be Lord Chao? An old man in official uniform hesitated for a moment, and then asked.

"It is the poem written by Lord Chao himself, this poem is called"

"Knock-" Wei Wu said this, but Du Zongwu stepped on the floor and ran over, holding a small stack of rice paper in his arms, and opened his mouth to call: "Fifth brother, I made it yourself" Before he finished speaking, Wei Wu's eyes widened, and he snatched the stack of rice paper printed into a book, and the old face flushed and opened his mouth to order: "Zongwu, first, go to the corner of the wall and squat in a circle."

Du Zongwu's eyes widened, and he took the charcoal pen handed over by the fifth brother in amazement, walked to the corner of the wall, squatted down, pouted his big ass and began to draw circles, opened his mouth and muttered in a low voice: "The fifth brother does things, but it is really unpredictable, some time ago he made a lighter to scare me to death, let me squat in the corner of the wall to draw circles today, is there any magical use?"

Wei Wu saw that Du Zongwu was very obedient and went in circles, nodded with satisfaction, and continued: "It is the poem written by Lord Chao himself, this poem is called "As soon as the treasure machine comes out, there is no fire sickle in the world""

"What the hell is this name, and what a talent Lord Chao is! How could he have written such a poem! Suddenly, someone stood up and opened his mouth to scold, as soon as someone came forward, everyone immediately accused Wei Wu, the shopkeeper, of daring to abuse the name of Lord Chao

Isn't my name tasteless? Why do these tasteless guys react like this, grandma's, this group of tasteless people! Ahem, if they listened to the content, they wouldn't have come up and gnawed on Lao Tzu, right?

Wei Wu saw the excited appearance of a group of people, and suddenly felt a void in his heart, coughed twice with a red face, a desolate light flashed in his eyes, looked up at the old man Chao, and then said quite "shyly": "Lord Chao, you have to come out and make the decision for me!" ”

Chao Heng's old face was flushed, he swallowed his saliva, and he couldn't wait to slap this kid to death - this little guy is to say, he wrote a beautiful poem, and he wanted to name it himself, who knew that this kid's beautiful poem was actually an advertisement for a treasure lighter?

"Adult" Cheng Wanhu was stunned, no wonder the adult rushed over today no matter what, the feeling is to help the fifth little brother Wei sell lighters?

"Hmm," Chao Heng replied with a flushed face.

"Is this poem really written by you" Cheng Wanhu saw that Chao Heng's expression was quite unnatural, but he couldn't bear his curiosity, and asked cautiously.

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