Episode 56 Playground

There were many elephants in ancient China, and the abbreviation of Henan Province refers to a person and an elephant, so it is understandable that they used ivory as a weapon! If this ivory knife is really a co-worker, then it must be an artifact, the question is, why can't I see it, where is this artifact god?

There is also a question, how did this ivory knife get into the belly of a shemale? If it was the co-worker who killed that one with his own hands, the beautiful snake, then why didn't he take his weapon?

I suspect that if this ivory knife is indeed a co-worker, then it is likely that he did not rebel as depicted in the legend, but on the contrary, he should have accepted the Yellow Emperor's last order to run the world and eradicate all the remnants of the half-human and half-beast party. He must have made his way to the south and finally reached South Asia, where he killed a beautiful snake.

Although this can barely explain everything in front of him, more questions come out, such as where did Gonggong go after killing the beautiful snake? For example, if he goes down tens of thousands of miles like this, is he alone? And why did he leave his weapon here in the end? Could it be that the warriors have died together with the beautiful snake?

I found my mind a little confused, and I quickly gathered my thoughts, thinking that if I continued to think like this, my well-developed imagination might go all the way to India.

Just as he was thinking about it, a local man came out of the grass and trees in the distance. I was overjoyed to see him, and was thinking about beckoning him over and asking about the legend of the ladyboy temple, but I saw the old man Ma pull the trigger with a crossbow. A feather arrow more than a foot long **** came out and was nailed to the man's chest. His crossbow was quite powerful, and this crossbow shot almost through his body. The man was left with only a short tail of an arrow on his chest.

But the man didn't care at all, and continued to walk on our side. The dead fat man's face changed and he shouted: "It's not good, it's zongzi!" Before the words fell, I saw dozens of zongzi wearing local clothes popping up behind the zongzi. The dead fat man grabbed it and fired a shot, turned around and shouted, "Old flower, hurry up and retreat with the county lord and the old man Ma." I'll break it off. ”

I didn't pretend to be heroes anymore, and I knew that in such a situation, we were still very dangerous. Dense woods obscured our view. Although there are only a few dozen rice dumplings in front of us, it is difficult to say how many are hidden behind the trees. The individual combat effectiveness of the zombie army is very poor, especially the Thai zongzi, which has no function of spreading the virus, and is even more vulnerable. Even if you don't shoot. With a machete, one person can easily kill two or three zongzi. But the horror of the zongzi thing is terrifying in his number, if you are surrounded by zongzi, unless you are in the tank, otherwise you will be surrounded by batches, and it will not take long to bite people to death.

R. Yourong followed behind me, and said with a wry smile as he retreated: "We are really fated to be with the army of zongzi, and we have walked into such a deep mountain and old forest. You can also run into an army of zongzi. ”

I walked in front of her, holding Ma Chang'an Ma in my hand. Just as I was about to say a few witty words to ease the atmosphere, I heard Old Man Ma "hum" and said, "You girl doll know what?" Didn't you hear the white elephant roar as he left? These zongzi who rushed over should have been attracted by that voice...... It's right for us to retreat, otherwise there may be a lot of zongzi around us. ”

Kankan walked out dozens of meters away, and the dead fat man pressed down while fighting and retreating, and I didn't look back and pulled the old man to walk quickly, turned around and asked, "What's wrong?" A lot of zongzi? ”

The dead fat man replied: "The first wave was killed by us, but there are many others rushing here one after another, blocked by branches and trunks, and it is not easy to hit...... I think we have to run away as soon as possible, otherwise we will be given a dumpling by the army of zongzi, and we will die. ”

I was also worried about this, so I hurried to the truck non-stop, but fortunately, although the old man Ma was old, his legs and feet were quite neat, and the county lord on the other side, R. Yourong, was obviously more familiar with rainforest marching than me, so he didn't need me to take care of it at all.

Everyone ran back to our truck panting and panting, and when we arrived at the place, we saw hundreds of ragged rice dumplings circling our big truck. The dead fat man was in a hurry, and he drew the short knife of the beautiful snake and was about to rush over. I grabbed him: "What are you going to do?" The grandson yelled at me angrily: "Nonsense, of course it's a car!" What should we do if we don't have a car? ”

I saw that the windshield was knocked to pieces, and the reflector was also broken, which seemed to be the good work done by the magic elephant just now.

At this time, it was too late to pick and choose, and everyone hurriedly climbed into the car. In this way, rice dumplings popped up in the woods. Jian Tianhan grabbed it and hit it, but he pulled the trigger several times, but he couldn't shoot the bullet, and when he removed the bullet clip, he saw that it was empty, so he said angrily: "Lao Hua, do you still have bullets there?" ”

I sat in the cab and turned around and shouted, "Go find Sun Qi and ask for it, my bullets are all for him." "Because I'm the team leader, I rarely shoot, and I save all the bullets. The other brothers, however, had to shoot to resist the enemy, and the ammunition was so high that many of them had no bullets in their submachine guns, and most of them now relied on pistols to meet the enemy. But how many bullets can I save by myself? What's more, my robbery was handed over to Sun Qi, and Sun Qi didn't use that robbery as a burning stick.

The dead fat man started the car and drove back the way he came. I sat in the cab, used my pistol as a hammer, smashed the glass in the back, and shouted at the brothers sitting in the trunk behind me: "Don't shoot, save bullets." I don't want to shout this anymore, but I have to remind everyone all the time. I don't know what kind of danger we will encounter on the way home when we are only halfway through our journey. And more than two-thirds of the bullets in our hands have been consumed.

Looking back, I just wanted the dead fat man to open quickly, but at a glance, I saw a zongzi break out of the dense forest. This ignorant man is fearless, and he actually walked up to our truck.

I quickly took aim with my gun, and I wanted to put him down. The dead fat man waved his hand, pressed my arm down, and said, "It's all about saving bullets, why don't you follow the rules yourself?" I said, "What are you talking about?" Don't you see a rice dumpling in front of you? ”

The dead fat man sneered: "What are you afraid of? Can he still knock over the truck? As he spoke, he "Catah", and the truck in the middle of the rush hit the zongzi right away. The zongzi was knocked down in an instant, and the truck sped past him, and he didn't know if he was crushed to death.

I nodded. Praised: "It's really yours!" ”

"That's, haha, when did your fat brother shrug off?" The fat man is bragging about it. There was another zongzi blocked in front, and the dead fat man increased the throttle and ran straight to the zongzi.

"Bump" it, and hit it again. But this zongzi is relatively tall. This time it didn't knock him off, but the zongzi that hit him suddenly lay on the cover of the machine in front of the truck. Zongzi probably didn't feel pain, and I saw that the guy didn't even blink his eyes, so he dragged his two broken legs, grabbed the cover of the machine with his hands, and crawled in the direction of the cab one by one. There was no emotion in those red eyes, only fanatical longing, that cold gaze. It's just trying to bite us to death.

The dead fat man was anxious and said, "Oops. Old flower, get him rid of him, he blocked my view......"

I secretly rolled my eyes, grabbed my seat with both hands, and just saw the zongzi make a big effort, and the whole person climbed to the front window of the cab, so I gritted my teeth and kicked the zongzi in the head. Although Zongzi's strength was relatively large, his little arm still failed to twist my thigh, and I kicked it down and slid to the bottom of the wheel. The dead fat man complained: "I said Old Man Ma, why don't you just look at it and don't do it?" Ma Changan scolded angrily: "Move your ancestors!" You turtle sons need to save their bullets, but my old man's crossbow arrows don't need to be saved? I looked, and there were only three feathered arrows in the quiver at the old man's waist, and it seemed that he had run out of oil.

In this way, we ran all the way, and in more than an hour's journey, we knocked down more than 30 zongzi in one go, and when we saw that we met Ma Chang'an, the dead fat man said: "Old man, when will you arrive at the station?" Remember to tell me in advance, so as not to drive too much......" I hurriedly comforted the old man and said: "Uncle, don't be like a dead fat man, he is just talking about playing......"

Unexpectedly, the old man was quite stubborn, and after snorting, he said: "You have been driving my car for so long, and I haven't cared if you ask for rent...... What's the matter, my old man is in the way? When the dead fat man heard this, he looked at the old man's fingers, and saw a black and white photo pasted next to the fuel gauge, on which was a young daughter-in-law, holding a baby in her arms, and a young man standing next to him, vaguely what the old man looked like when he was young.

The dead fat man sighed: "Your wife is so beautiful...... Old man Ma waved his hand and said, "You don't need to shoot the horses, you just put me where you meet me...... This car has also been given to you......" The dead fat man was anxious and said: "Old man Ma, don't be like me, this place is so dangerous now, there are zongzi everywhere." Ma Changan smiled and said: "I have lived here for decades, and the road is very familiar, and the zongzi are still difficult for me." ”

While I was driving, I suddenly saw something moving on the road ahead, it looked like a crocodile crawling on the road, and I thought to myself, this is not a river, how can there be a crocodile? I thought I was dazzled, so I heard the dead fat man "huh" and asked, "Old flower, I'm not wrong, right?" Is there a crocodile on the road ahead? ”

I took a closer look, couldn't help but gasp, and said in a lost voice: "******, not one, it's a lot of ......" Although the road is narrow, it is more than three meters wide, and at a glance, hundreds of meters of the road are densely packed with crocodiles, and I don't know thousands and hundreds.

"What should I do?" I asked the two men.

I can only ask them, and in such a situation, I have no idea at all. I heard the old man Ma Changan pat his thigh and said, "What else can I do?" Let's turn around and go back. ”

"Close the door...... the dead fat man turned around and shouted at the people in the carriage: "Hurry up, the fat brother will take you to the bumper car......" This guy is not to blame for daring to break in with his life. It's really an authentic two-hundred-and-five, and he actually drove all the way through the dense array of crocodiles to rush in.

"Ding Ling ......" The poor car bumped all the way forward, bouncing and crushing over the crocodiles. Poor us were shaken dizzy, almost vomited, I only scolded: "You can do it...... you damn it" and hit the ceiling, my eyes were dazzled, and I quickly grabbed the gauntlet.

"Hehe, these crocodiles, they will also take a hitchhiker...... "The dead fat man admired from the bottom of his heart.

I looked out (the mirror on my side had been lost). I saw seven or eight demonized crocodiles viciously biting the bumpers, pedals, and fenders of the car...... More crocodiles choose to attack the wheels of our trucks, and their strength is terrifying, often carried by the wheels for several turns. before being thrown off. As soon as he tossed like this, the lid of the truck's wheels was quickly knocked away by the flesh and blood of the demonized crocodile.

With such a road surface, it is impossible to drive very fast. Depending on the level of bumps. If we go any faster, our cars are in danger of being turned upside down.

The situation soon got worse, there was a demonized crocodile nearly four meters long, with an amazingly big mouth, this guy clicked and actually bit a tire!

The truck staggered and threw us off for a while, but fortunately the speed was not fast at all. So it's a blessing that I didn't flip it over.

I angrily asked, "What should I do?" "I'm blind. Not only cars, but also vehicles, there are very few things I can fiddle with other than shoes.

The dead fat man glared and shouted, "It's okay! The chassis of the truck is high, and the lack of one wheel is not in the way, at most it is slower, anyway, we can't drive fast on such a high-end crocodile skin road. The guy said without slowing down, and continued to rampage down the dirt road with the truck with five wheels left (with double tires on the back of the truck). The suffocated tire was easy to bite because it was not supported by air, but it didn't drive far, and it bit a crocodile's head, not to mention, after having these crocodile mouths, the suffocated wheels were plump a lot, and the car was not so bumpy. It's just that the crocodiles in that circle are much more miserable, and the crocodiles that are crushed under the wheels are just miserable, and the crocodiles that are picked up and pulled into the air by the spinning are miserable, and they fly up and down with the wheels in a left and right circle, and I don't know if they get motion sickness.

I turned back to the old man Ma Changan and said, "Old man, I think you should not get out of the car, these crocodiles have no culture at all, no matter how much you discuss with them, they will not give way to you." "Old Man Ma grabbed the handrail, where is the leisure to talk to me?

After driving a little further, a broken car appeared. Ever since we saw the car, we had only started to clear the road and remove obstacles, but until then, we had not paid any attention to the broken cars that were congested on the road.

The dead fat man didn't see it, and drove the truck on, and I shouted: "Attention, there's a car ahead......" The dead fat man said slowly: "I know, I know, I saw ......"

"Bump!" Suddenly, the bumper of the truck slammed into the car, and then pushed the car seven or eight meters away before arching the car into the ditch on the side of the road. The dead fat man didn't even look at it, continued to drive the truck forward, and said casually: "There are so many crocodiles on the road, I see another fart?" Who would dare to go down and push that little car away? Turning his head to look at the old man Ma, he said very apologetically: "I'm sorry Uncle Ma, you car, I don't think we can return it to you, I estimate that after driving to the river, there may be only the steering wheel in my hand." ”

Old Man Ma smiled bitterly: "It's gone, as long as you dolls can escape with your life, even if you take my old life, it's no problem." When the dead fat man heard this, he immediately put away his hippie smile and said in a deep voice: "Don't worry, old man, it's okay!" We're not going to die, and neither are you. ”

I took the opportunity to say to Mr. Ma: "Old man, the tree is a thousand feet high, the leaves fall back to the roots, you are old, the conditions here are not suitable for you to continue living, let's take you back to China...... Let's go home. ”

Old Man Ma lowered his head and didn't speak, I thought he still had to insist on staying, so he said, "No matter what you were afraid of at the beginning, don't worry about him now." Old Man Ma didn't hear it, but just muttered and repeated: "Go home...... Go home ......" these two words seemed to open his heart that had been silent for a long time, and suddenly he burst into tears and choked up.

I didn't quite understand why people described old people as having tears in their eyes, and they would say that they were in tears. Now I see that the wrinkles on Old Man Ma's face are innumerable, and after his tears burst out of his eyes, he didn't have time to roll out, and he flowed down several wrinkles to his face, those wrinkles were horizontal and vertical, and tears flowed with the wrinkles.

After a while, Old Man Ma took my hand and said, "Doll, I'll go with you...... Take me back to China, although I offended Lord Ma, but the old man, I am already over ninety years old, even if I die immediately, I will have a long life. ”

I didn't understand, so I asked in a daze, "You offended Lord Ma?" Who is Lord Ma? Your uncle? …… I'm sorry old man, I'm asking you, I'm not scolding you. ”

Ma Changan said with a solemn face: "Lord Ma has three eyes...... You should have heard of the ox-headed horse noodles under the command of Lord Yama, right? ”

I was stunned! (To be continued.) )