But my objection was obviously invalid, and the dead fat man put on a businesslike appearance: "Old flower, this is not something you like or dislike alone, you must take it seriously!" I cried with a sad face, and I didn't call the fat man dead, so I said: "Fat brother, if Brother Jiu knew that I was going to touch the ass of the Scottish sisters, he wouldn't slap me to death with a big mouth!" ”

The dead fat man exhaled: "Are you worried about this?" "I said what are you talking about, can I not worry? It's not you who is emotionally cleaned up, are you? The dead fat man waved his hand: "I'll leave this to me!" He turned around and beckoned Jian Tianhan over and said, "You send a report to the headquarters, just say this and that." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Jian Tianhan didn't know how to send a report to the headquarters, I saw the beauty in my eyes and in my heart, damn, a bunch of fools, I still have to ask Brother Jiu for such a thing, if Brother Jiu agrees with you to spoof me like this, it will be strange.

The headquarters called back quickly, and the dead fat man took the telegram and only glanced at it, and then proudly stuffed it into my hand: "See for yourself." I vaguely felt that something was wrong, picked up the telegram and looked at it, only to see that it read: "Lao Hua, Commander Yang, the legend of the werewolf has a huge impact, for such a foreign race hidden within the human race, the truth must be ascertained, so as not to collapse the human fortress from the inside." ”

I suddenly felt five thunders hit the top, looked up, the dead fat man's eyes were full of thief light, there was a big Chinese character "liu" in his left eye, and a big "hooligan" in his right eye, this stinky hooligan looked at me cheaply, and was proud: "Old flower, how does the power system of Fulduo work?" Is it that when the trio is in power, as long as two of them agree to anything, it must be done correctly? ”

The roots of my angry teeth itched, and I wanted to bite off the fat on the fat man's face on the spot, and said in a red voice: "Don't come with me, why do you want me to touch the ass of other little girls?" You can find a random woman to lead them to the bath, and you will see it soon? ”

Aunt Susan clapped her hands "ah" and said in a lost voice: "Dizzy, really, why didn't you remember such a simple thing?" Well, I'll do that. "Before the fat man could object, the heroic Aunt Susan had already twisted her ass and gone out to find the Scottish sisters.

I exhaled and couldn't help but wipe the cold sweat again. The dead fat man looked at me with hatred and pointed his finger at my nose and counted me: "Look at your bear-like, dead dog can't go up the wall!" Such a good opportunity, Brother Jiu agreed, don't you take the opportunity to do those two girls, stupid than you? ”

After hearing this, I almost fainted. Depend on! I widened my eyes, looked at the dead fat man who was not angry, and thought to myself that I didn't know what I had done in my previous life, and I would actually meet a friend like the dead fat man in this life, and secretly swore that I would not let me be a man in the next life, I would rather be a pig than meet a dead fat man.

After a while, Aunt Susan returned, and I rushed up and smiled: "How is it?" Got it, right? Haha, I really didn't expect you British to take a bath so quickly......" Aunt Susan snorted and said, "We Britons are as fast as you Chinese bath." He rolled his eyes and told me, "I went to find the two sisters Gesri and Resley, and they said they didn't want to take a shower now...... "Look, old man, I'll just say it, you have to do it yourself." ”

I was dizzy, and I was anxious: "Then you're back?" Aunt Susan's eyes widened: "yes, what if you don't pay it back?" I couldn't help but complain to her: "What a reason to make up, you are so reckless to lead people to take a bath, of course they won't do it." ”

Aunt Susan asked me, "What do you have a great idea?" I didn't even think about it, so I blurted out: "That's not easy to say, just tell them that there is a virus epidemic now, and they need to take a shower and disinfect their whole body...... Or it is said that the batman has a problem with his sense of smell and does not like to scratch people who smell of soap...... Don't talk about it......" Aunt Susan stopped me, "I really didn't realize that you were still a master of lying." ”

I was choked by her speechless, so I had to beg: "Auntie, auntie, I beg you, okay, okay, tell me to touch the werewolf's ass in the middle of the night, this ......" Aunt Susan is a good person in the end, sighed: "Okay, this is also a big thing for the human race, I'll try again." With that, he went out again.

The dead fat man couldn't help but come to teach me a lesson, I didn't bother to listen, I took out my pistol, filled it with bullets, saw that there was nothing to do, withdrew all the bullets, and then loaded it again...... The dead fat man looked like he hated iron but not steel, and he tapped my nose several times, and finally said nothing.

After a while, Aunt Susan came back again, and I rolled my eyes, this time I went out at about the same time as the last time, and I didn't need to ask to know that it didn't work. Sure enough, Aunt Susan said angrily: "Those two little goblins are so cunning, I told them that the Batman doesn't like to catch people who smell of soap, and the two of them actually took out seven or eight pieces of soap from each of them, and told me that it was a Scottish specialty." ”

When I heard this, I wondered, why do you carry so much soap on your body? The dead fat man hugged beside him: "I said aunt, don't take a bite of a goblin, we haven't decided yet, it's a civilized society now, and you have to pay attention to evidence when you speak and do things, but you can't make a trick in the Middle Ages, and make tens of thousands of vampires and werewolves in one go." ”

Through the window, I saw the sisters Gesri and Resley playing not far away, smiling very happily.

Aunt Susan went there, dejected: "I can't go any more, the sisters should scold me if they go again." The dead fat man was proud, and looked back at me: "Old flower ......" I raised my head and sighed, and made a move: "Okay, okay, leave this matter to me." ”

Touching the ass is also a technical job, to touch the ass of other little girls in the daytime, it is strange not to be scolded as a pervert, you can only talk about it at night. Leaving the small room listlessly, I went outside to see that the helicopter formation had returned, Cao Yijing jumped off the helicopter and rushed to the terminal.

After a while, he ran in and reported: "Lao Hua, Commander Yang, I have searched all the places outside, but I have not found the whereabouts of Captain Chen. I looked at the dead fat man: "It's over, it must have been captured by the people in the dungeon." Aunt Susan comforted us: "If you take it, you can take it away, at most you can save it again." ”

When I heard it and the dead fat man, we were both happy, and the optimism of Westerners is really good. After thinking about it, he said, "Yes, the Batmen don't seem to be implementing any three-light policy, their purpose is to catch survivors...... By the way, what are they doing with so many survivors? ”

Of course, this sentence was asked of Aunt Susan, and Aunt Susan blinked her eyes and said, "It's hard to say, we don't understand what those batmen said." The two little Lori's ran in, giggling, and Resli showed me a piece of paper: "Brother Hua, look at the portrait I drew for you." ”

I picked it up and looked at it, and the thing on the paper looked like an old horse monkey, and I couldn't help frowning: "You painted me fifty years later, right?" The smugness on Resley's face suddenly vanished, and she snatched the paper and ran out.

Ge Sili was also a little unhappy: "Brother Hua, Resli painted it for a long time, how can you break her heart like this?" As soon as I heard that this little wolf girl was still in emotional debt with me, my face turned green with fright, and I quickly said, "You can help me persuade Resley...... Let's just say that if I have time, I'll sit down and be a model for him, and I guess the painting will be a little better. ”

After sending away the Scottish sisters, Jian Tianhan took another telegram and said, "Call from the headquarters!" I hurriedly rushed over and grabbed it, thinking that Su Wan finally began to be jealous, great, don't wronged me for loving her so much, picked it up and looked at it, only to see that it was written: "The little monk Miaohui has translated the first paragraph of the beautiful snake, and learned that there are several layers of caves in the underground world, and the destruction sister only knows that the top layer is the most vast, and it is the home of the beautiful snake, the minotaur and the cave people, this world is called the peacock orchid world, also called the coolie world; In the northeast corner of the peacock world, there are three passages leading to the second layer of caves below, the second layer of caves is called the dragon and lion kingdom, which is the main habitat of various powerful orcs, and the dragon and lion kingdom has three parallel huge caves on the left, middle and right, which are the dragon man republic, the lion democracy and the Mohanris kingdom; The dragon kingdom on the left and the lion kingdom on the right can both reach the third underground world, which is the center of the entire underground world, known as the Golden Continent, and the United Emilian States unifies the entire Golden Continent. Below the Golden Continent, there is a fourth layer, but there are many terrifying monsters living in it, and at present, the people in the upper three layers of the world do not dare to enter the fourth layer easily, and they call it the wisdom desert world. ”

I grabbed the telegram and my heart blossomed, wow, the mysterious underground world, you have finally lifted your mysterious veil, so that we, the human race on the surface, can peek into the secrets. At the end of the telegram, there were some difficulties in the translation work that Su Wan said, and now the little monk Miao Hui is going all out, in addition to chanting the scriptures every day, he is looking through the "Eight Chapters Book" for translation.

The dead fat man also read the telegram, and then became happy, and laughed: "Good guy, there are several floors in this underground world." He tapped it in turn with his fat fingers, then frowned and said, "It seems that this underground world also has a level of energy, and the further down it goes, the stronger it becomes...... Presbyopia, what do you think? ”

Seeing the dead fat man so happy, I suddenly became sad...... On the day, in Su Wan's telegram, there was no mention of touching her ass.

I rubbed my aching temples on both sides, put aside the touch on my ass, and began to think about what was mentioned in the telegram, trying to analyze more information through those limited clues. I took a deep breath and said, "Although there are not many clues here, there are still a few useful ones...... Have you noticed, according to the beautiful snake, the third layer of the current leader of the underground world is the United States of Emilia, but if we pay attention to the natural conditions over there, we will obviously find that the most extensive area of the underground world is the second layer, that is, the so-called dragon and lion kingdom. ”

The dead fat man nodded in astonishment: "So what? I glanced at Sun Hongxu next to me and said: "The beautiful snake also said that the races living on the second layer are all powerful races, and they occupy the most extensive area, but they have to obey the leadership of the United Emilian States, which shows that the current dungeon side has not shown their greatest ability, I estimate that it is likely that in the dragon and lion kingdom, there is no harmony between the various countries, otherwise the United Emilian States will not have the opportunity to lead the underground world." ”

Aunt Susan smiled: "This is not unusual, people fight with each other, families compare with families, and countries fight with each other, this world has never stopped." I listened noncommittally: "I mean, I'm afraid the inside of the dungeon army is not ironclad, at least that's good news." ”

The dead fat man didn't hear any good news, and snorted: "Anyway, it can be judged now that it is the United Emilian States that will take the lead in attacking us on the ground this time." He turned around and told Jian Tianhan: "Xiao Jian, send a report to the headquarters, and ask the little monk to give priority to translating some information related to the United States of Emilia." Jian Tianhan agreed, sat down and sent a tick-tock report.

The dead fat man turned back to me and asked, "What else have you found?" I nodded and said, "I'm more interested in the peacock orchid world...... Hehe, the peacock is not an ordinary bird, the peacock is the king of birds, especially the blue peacock, and it is the king of the kings. ”

Sun Hongxu also frowned and said: "Yes, the problem is that in this way, the nickname of the peacock orchid world is more strange, and it is actually called the world of hard labor." I narrowed my eyes: "When I used to read martial arts novels, Gu Long Daxia once said: A person's name may be wrong, but his nickname is absolutely impossible to be wrong!" ”

Sun Hongxu nodded: "In this way, the people in the Peacock Orchid World must be oppressed by some people or forces very unpleasantly, so that the entire Peacock Orchid World lives like hard labor." I raised an eyebrow: "Now the question arises, who is oppressing them?" ”

Sun Hongxu couldn't say it, so he had to look at me, I took out half of the cigar and lit it, took a puff of cigarette, spit it out, and said with the smell of spices all over my body: "There is no doubt about this, the people who bully the peacock orchid world must have a share of the United States of Emilia, but there is still a dragon and lion country between the golden continent and the peacock world. There is one country that has the same nose as the United States of Emilia. This explains why the Kingdom of Dragons and Lions failed to lead the Underworld. ”

Sun Hongxu nodded and said: "According to this model analysis, then it must be among the Dragon Man Kingdom, the Lion Man Kingdom and the Mohanris Kingdom, there is a country that is the hardcore United Emilian States, and this country and the United Emilian States share the interests of the entire underground world." ”

I shook my head and sighed, "It's a pity, we can't go to the underworld for a while, otherwise, we should be able to find allies from the underworld." ”

Aunt Susan, who was sitting next to her, was dumbfounded, looked at me and Sun Hongxu in a daze, and admired the five-body throw: "Chinese has led the world for thousands of years, it's really not good luck...... With just a little bit of information, you can deduce such a jaw-dropping conclusion, and even have a way to deal with it...... My God, how much wisdom have you given to the Chinese? ”

I smiled and said to Aunt Susan, "Auntie, there's no need to make a fuss, Chinese is wise, Westerners are mighty, Africans are industrious and brave...... We all have our strengths, and your God is not partial. Aunt Susan was happy and discussed with me very sincerely: "Xiaohua, you also believe in God, God will bless you." ”

I nodded and said, "Yes, that's what my junior told me...... Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry Aunt Susan, I don't mean anything else......" Aunt Susan was not angry: "Who is your little three?" Does she believe in God? ”

I sighed and said, "Yes, not only faithful, but also very religious, and now she has established a base in northeastern China with more than 5,000 people. "In the corner of the next room, two little Loli are playing chess, I don't know why they are suddenly unhappy while playing, through a thick layer of sound-absorbing glass, I can see the two of them pouting together.

Who is the old man? I don't need to press my tail, I'm smarter than a monkey, I rolled my eyes, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, how could the expressions of those two little Loli be related to the content of our conversation? If we secretly compliment the two of them on their beauty, they will immediately smile in the distance. As soon as there is bad news, even through a layer of sound-absorbing glass, their expressions immediately become gloomy. No, I just talked about Luan Xiaoting, and the two of them were immediately unhappy.

Could it be that these two little girls have any special functions?

But no, I said my tiger girl, what does it matter to the two of them? Thinking about it, I was suddenly startled by what I suddenly thought of: Damn! A woman will not inexplicably hate another woman, and the only valid reason is that the woman is a rival in love...... I'm sick with vegetables, these two little Loli won't fall in love with me, right?

I was at a loss, peeking at the Scottish sisters' expressions, but there was no change, and I couldn't help but exhale secretly, fortunately, they definitely don't have any magic such as mind reading. However, I was still very surprised by the very cooperative expression of the two of them, thought about it, and suddenly said to Aunt Susan: "By the way, my junior also has a Siberian tiger, which can be called the largest tiger in the world, Luan Xiaoting also took me to ride the Siberian tiger king from Dalian to Dandong...... I ran three hundred kilometers away...... "Although I spoke to Aunt Susan, my eyes swept to the Scottish sisters who were playing chess.

At that moment, my heart thumped...... Although the Scottish sisters didn't look at us, they were still in the next room more than thirty meters away, showing a surprised expression on their faces! (To be continued.) )