After consulting the senior brother and the big chocolate, the rotten wood finally found a big problem in his writing, too obsessed with small things, and the plot didn't bring up the readers. In the follow-up, I'm going to try it drastically, ahem, there's a new cover to prove it!! If you have any comments and suggestions, please contact me directly in the book friend group, ID: Pure Old Wood

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Under the vast, deep night sky, the dark river flows silently.

There were a few shining stars in the sky, a few white clouds, and a full moon embedded in the blue canopy like a jade disk. It slowly moved in the blue sky, spreading its clear light on the earth.

It's been three days since the unveiling conference, Wei Wu stood on the riverside, sighed lightly, and said to himself indignantly: "Damn, how can Lao Tzu say that Wan'er can't find her in the past two days!" It turned out that he went shopping with Yang Fei all day! ”

Wei Wu didn't have any leisure these days, first arranged for the mass production of lighters, and then formulated a distribution plan for the next issue of newspapers and periodicals, and in his heart, he took a sip and spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm, and then his old face turned purple, and he continued fiercely: "Miss Zhu, it seems that the ideological work is not in place, and I have to beat her ass well when I go back!" ”

"Spanking? I liked it the most! Suddenly, a voice came from behind Wei Wu, and before Wei Wu could react, he saw a white shadow flickering on his side, and immediately felt that his buttocks had been slapped viciously!

"Holy shit, pervert!" Wei Wu was attacked on the buttocks, and immediately opened his mouth and screamed in shame, but in front of him stood a tall man, with a face like a crown of jade, and fair skin, this man had clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and there was a trace of feminine beauty in his eyes.

"Hmph, who's a pervert!" The man snorted softly, then squinted at Wei Wu, and reprimanded crisply: "Hmph, spitting on the ground casually, it's immoral!" ”

Mud horse, do you dare to add another word "pro" to the back? Wei Wu's eyes widened, but he felt that the person in front of him was very familiar, and he couldn't help but look down, but when he saw that this guy's chest was flat and there was no hint of steamed buns, he was suddenly shocked-grandma's, she came to me in the middle of the night, and she was not a woman, so there must be no good thing!

Wei Wuyi glared, opened his mouth and said: "Ahem, this son is a good student and handsome, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes."

"Phew!" The young man snorted disdainfully, and between his eyes, there was still the spring of a young girl, which made the fifth brother's scalp numb, and goosebumps appeared all over his body.

"You don't know me, but I know you!" The girly young man frowned, glanced at Wei Wu, and snorted: "You forced my family to resign last time, but his old man was very angry, I was whipped several times and dripped a few candles by him."

When he said this, he seemed to be reminded of something sad, his expression was cold, his voice was sharp and poignant, and his eyes glared at Wei Wudao coldly: "I blame you!" ”

I said, "Who do I say?" It turned out to be Luo Ligang's prostitution! Damn, Luo Ligang is really an out-and-out old pervert, and he still loves to play with leather whips and wax drops!

"Ahem!" Wei Wu coughed dryly, and then asked nervously: "Eh, Tu Shan Gongzi, is it difficult for you to come to me so late, do you want me to whip you a few times?" Alas, I'm a kind person, but I can't do it! ”

When Wei Wu said this, he saw that Tu Shan's expression was getting colder and colder, and he suddenly broke out in a cold sweat and said: "Ahem, however, I am the most helpful, if you are really in need, ahem, Fifth Brother, I will have a few whips with my eyes closed."

"Humph!" Tu Shan's eyes narrowed, and he said sharply: "My family, let me marry you"

Before he finished speaking, Wei Wu opened his mouth and exclaimed, his eyes were round, and he said in surprise: "Ahem, Tu Shan Gongzi, although you are not married, you are unmarried, but, this, I can't accept it a little bit, let's forget it!" ”

Tu Shan listened to Wei Wu's words, his eyes suddenly turned cold, and he said coldly and loudly: "My lord, let me take your dog's life!" ”

Damn,**It's really a dog's life, not only dedicated the chrysanthemum to the old man, but also asked you to do whatever he asked! Wei Wuyi's eyes widened, and he was thinking of a way to get out,

"Hasbend!" Suddenly, a coquettish call came from not far away, and Wei Wu looked overjoyed - although my obedient little Xin'er always likes to be late for dates, she finally arrived at the critical moment!

Tu Shan looked cold when he heard Wei Wu's reinforcements coming, but he didn't say a word, walked two steps, and was about to step forward to grab Wei Wu, but saw that as soon as the shop's junior two big sleeves were raised, a pile of pungent powder swept over. Between his snorts, there was a burning pain, and Wei Wu hurriedly ran backwards with this effort.

"Look for death!" Tu Shan's eyes were cold, and he held his snort, but suddenly heard a few sounds of breaking the sky coming from the front!

"Hmph, can a few secret weapons help me!" Tu Shan's body turned around, and his body twisted strangely like a water snake twice, but it was able to avoid the three hidden arrows, and then on tiptoe, his petite body projected towards Wei Wu like a Guiyan throwing into the forest!

said that it was too late and that was fast, after Wei Wuliang used the two major famous stunts, he immediately opened the third stunt, the soles of his feet were oiled, but before he could react, he felt that he was being held by someone from behind, and suddenly panicked, and opened his mouth to scold: "Your sister, what are you doing with Lao Tzu's neck?" Immediately, he felt a pain in his neck, and he couldn't even speak, so he had to protest with his hands and feet.

"Long-winded!" Tu Shan frowned, his feet were like flying, his light skills were extremely high, as fast as a galloping horse, and in an instant, he grabbed Wei Wu and ran to a small boat on the riverside, and then picked up the long pole and held it on the water, and the boat ran out like an arrow from the string!

"Thief! Hurry up and let Wei Wu go! Hasbender - "As soon as the boat came out, it was more than ten meters away, Li Muxin was wearing a goose-yellow long-sleeved peony skirt but also rushed to the shore, at this moment she was breathing anxiously, her willow eyebrows were raised high, and she opened her mouth coquettishly, but even if her skills are several times deeper, she can't help this vast Yangtze River!

This Tu Shan, his grandmother's is a psychopath, he didn't kill Lao Tzu with a knife, but wanted to rob me away, is it to be annihilated first and then killed? Wei Wu's heart was terrified for a while, only to feel that the chrysanthemum was tense for a while, and then looked up at Tu Shan, but saw that this guy had a calm expression and beautiful eyebrows, and suddenly his heart was even more terrified-this guy is a sufferer, and he can't stand it?

A small boat, in the river like a shuttle, a moment of work has been to the other side, Tu Shan did not say a word, twisted Wei Wu along the mountain road, footsteps like flying to the mountain, I don't know how many distances, Tu Shan breathed a sigh of relief, threw Wei Wu on the ground, snorted lightly, squinted and said coldly: "Hmph, Wei Wu, today I want to take your dog's life, but your actions are too dirty"

Tu Shan's girly little white face, although he looked handsome, but this force was extremely powerful, and he threw Wei Wu on the ground a few times, and then hit a pine tree on the edge of the cliff before stopping.

"yes, I'm dirty!" As soon as his neck was released, he felt that his breathing was smooth, and he was gradually able to speak, Wei Wu glanced at the cliff behind him, but it was dark and not in the middle of winter, and he couldn't help but feel panicked, gasped twice, and then looked at Tu Shan with a sad expression: "Alas, Tu Shan Gongzi, you know, we are the second shopkeeper, and we can't take a bath once in a few years, you smell that your hands are now with a strong smell of decay."

Tu Shan's expression changed, and then his face turned pale and sniffed his right hand, the tip of his nose was suddenly full of some sweaty smell, this pungent smell, from the tip of his nose into the abdominal cavity, he suddenly felt that his abdomen was rolling, and he couldn't hold back the vomiting with a puffed mouth, but he almost fainted!

You clean dead ladyboy, I say, Lao Tzu is so ugly? I had a good shower this morning!

When Wei Wu saw Tu Shan's performance, his old face turned red, but he was annoyed in his heart - damn, you are clean, Lao Tzu will pickle you to death! He gritted his teeth, looked at Tu Shan with a thief, and said with a smile: "Alas, I never bring paper when I go to the thatched house."

"You go to die!" Tu Shan suddenly gritted his teeth, his expression suddenly became cold, and he snorted in disgust with that standard sissy voice, and then kicked Wei Wu violently!

"Holy!" Wei Wu screamed, the pain on his body was not finished, but he suddenly felt that his body had no strength at all, and he was falling straight down in a free fall motion, and he couldn't help but be shocked in his heart, but it was pitch black when he looked around—and then it was the last thought—damn, Lao Tzu should have hugged the pine tree well

(Well, today can be three more looks!) ）

I recommend a novel "The Most Merry Story" by the protagonist who is also the fifth brother, and a more enthusiastic upgrade novel "Danshi Road" I read the book, and the outline is written tens of thousands, which is very strong. [bookid=2087358,bookname="The Most Merry Minister"]

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