Awkwardness, embarrassment in films, flocks of щ.. The leaders at the scene knew for the first time that Long Xiaoqi was not dead at all, and appeared alive at someone's own memorial service, which was really ...... Alas, embarrassing!

"Is the memorial service still going on?" A staff member asked blankly.

His voice was neither loud nor small, and it reached the ears of those at the front in the midst of mournful music.

"Another fart!" A leader directly burst into foul language and urged: "Hurry up and turn off the mourning music for me, change a tune, change, hurry up!" ”

The staff hurried over to stop the mourning.

The mourning stopped, and many people below showed surprised and dazed expressions, and the entire cemetery became silent: the memorial service is not going on? Are people alive again?

"Congratulations! Congratulations! A local leader reacted very quickly with the microphone and said with a smile on his face: "The hero is not dead, the hero is alive again!" Let's pay homage to the heroes! Living hero, let's pay respect, he is here, standing here alive. Good people live a long life, the sky has eyes! ”

"Worship your sister!" Long Xiaoqi glared at the local leader, and said with an unhappy expression: "It's almost the same to let people look at you!" ”

The Chinese Chinese language is broad and profound, and the word "admiration" has long lost its original meaning, and is now mostly used to look at the dead. When the appearance of the grooming appeared, the word that could have been used on the living changed.

"No, no, no, it's not to admire, it's to appreciate. Yes, let's take a look at the heroes! The leader had a smile on his face.

The hero didn't die, almost instantly, and the nest exploded below. They rushed forward to watch Long Xiaoqi and appreciate Long Xiaoqi's peerless style. But they were a little puzzled, why did this hero still have half a shoe print on his face?

The flash sounded non-stop, the camera began to shoot, and Long Xiaoqi, who was holding his daughter, became the focus of attention.

Handsome!

Facing the enthusiastic crowd and the constant shooting of cameras and video cameras, Long Xiaoqi's heart suddenly rose to the feeling of a great man. When the feeling of the great man welled up, he began to learn the movements of the great man: he gently raised his right hand and waved it to the crowd.

"Hello comrades!" Long Xiaoqi said with a smile on his face: "I'm not dead yet, I'm still alive!" ”

Long Xiaoqi walked forward with his daughter in his arms, with a smile on his face, kept waving his hand, and kept nodding at the crowd. And at this time, the clever staff changed the music and replaced it with a festive bird.

Behind him is the mourning hall, lit with candles, with a portrait of his Long Xiaoqi, surrounded by wreaths, and a big black word "Lay". In the festive music of a hundred birds and a phoenix, it blends with the figure of Long Xiaoqiwei'an: in front is a living person, behind is a coffin and a mourning hall, and the statue is still smiling......

"Hero, why didn't you die?"

"Hero, how the hell did you come to life?"

"Hero, what exactly did you think when you finished the blast?"

"Hero, are you afraid?"

“……”

A group of reporters rushed up and took out the microphone to ask Long Xiaoqi.

"Scared!" Long Xiaoqi had a serious face, and said loudly with an extremely firm and serious expression towards the camera: "I'm afraid that I won't be able to complete the tasks assigned by the party and the people!" Why be afraid? Because I am a soldier of the people! As for what was on your mind at the time...... At that time, I only had Lei Feng drinking Dong Cunrui in my mind, and at most there was one Qiu Shaoyun, and nothing else! Alive? The reason why I was able to survive is because these heroes of my predecessors gave me a surging faith, and this faith allowed me to survive in the end. Devoting my limited life to unlimited service to the people is the reason why I came alive! Let me tell you, the situation was dangerous at that time, but in the midst of the danger, the first thing I thought of was my identity, the tasks entrusted to me by the people, and the people's lives and property above all else...... Is there alcohol? Give me a sip and I'll sit down and give you a good talk about the situation......"

Long Xiaoqi fart. Sitting high, holding his daughter in his left hand and a bottle of wine in his right hand, he began to talk endlessly. From the beginning to the end, until the first thing that comes to mind when you open your eyes when you come to life.

A morning passed, and at 12 noon, Long Xiaoqi had no intention of stopping. He was excited, what kind of good soldier who serves the people, what kind of loyal to the party, what cares about the motherland, and what cares about the people...... All the positive energy is wiped out by him.

The people who came to the memorial service were hungry, and waited patiently for Long Xiaoqi to finish speaking. The reporters couldn't stand it anymore, and they tried to continue to take pictures with smiles on their faces and endure the hunger in their stomachs.

"Being a human being is just that, you have to pay attention to a morality and principle. To be a soldier, you have to pay more attention to one more faith. What is a military man? It's fish, what are the common people? It's water, as the saying goes, this is how the military and civilians fish and water conditions come about. Long Xiaoqi fed a biscuit to his daughter, waved his hand and continued to talk: "Come, let's continue, the topic just now is a little far, let's go back to the place and continue." At that time, the flood was raging, and my wife took me in a helicopter to carry out EOD. Oh my God, that's really a game, if one doesn't play well, our husband and wife will really die, and the children will be orphaned. What the? Q: What did I think at the time? How can you make such a big sacrifice? Okay, that's a good question, I'll answer you now......"

The reporters were stunned, none of them asked this question? Although it is said that it is said to dig deeply, it has been digging for more than two hours, and it is almost time to excavate.

At one o'clock in the afternoon, most of the people attending the memorial service had already run, and they really had enough.

"Huh? Ask me why I became a soldier? That's the right question! "Long Xiaoqi took a big shot. legs, smacked a deep puff of cigarette and sighed: "I was called by the motherland and the people, and I resolutely gave up my studies and plunged into the melting pot of the army. Why did you make this choice? Because I am a Chinese, and I am also a Chinese man with boiling blood. Men's line, protect the family and defend the country and be a pioneer......"

Who's TM asking again? Who TM asked you why you were a soldier?!

At two o'clock in the afternoon, the crowd ran away, and the reporters also closed their mouths, staring at Long Xiaoqi as he continued to talk there. None of them asked anything more, so they waited for Long Xiaoqi to go home after he finished speaking.

"Someone asked again, asking me why I dared to sacrifice so much...... Ah, I might have to say a little more about it, because it's the root of everything......"

The reporters were crying, and they swore to God that from 11 a.m., they would not ask any questions. No one asked Long Xiaoqi about these or those ...... Someone has to ask when is this?

"Car money!" The taxi driver who carried Long Xiaoqi in the morning ran in, stretched out his hand to Long Xiaoqi and shouted, "It's time to settle the fare, right?" Seventeen pieces of five! ”

Long Xiaoqi's incessant talk was interrupted by the driver, and the reporters took this opportunity to retreat quickly, and if they didn't retreat, they didn't know what questions would come up.

Seeing that the reporters had all run away, Long Xiaoqi hurriedly shouted: "Don't go, there are so many more that I haven't said!" Come back, you're coming back......"

Long Xiaoqi glared at the driver, looking unhappy.

"Hey, I'm kidding you, how can we take the hero's money? All future rides in my car are free! The driver happily turned and left.

In fact, Long Xiaoqi wanted to ask this driver if he was sent by the monkey to smash the field......