Early in the morning, Princess Taiping opened her eyes!

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Thinking of last night, Princess Taiping blushed and sweetened again.

Wei Xi was extremely gentle and couldn't put her down, allowing her to fully understand what is called bliss in the world!

She looked at Wei Xi beside the bed, he was still asleep.

Even his monster-level physical strength exhausted the unprecedentedly cumbersome ceremony of marrying the princess, and after that, he had to serve the princess carefully, which was really exhausting.

Princess Taiping propped herself up on the bed, condescendingly, looking at her husband's face.

Very fair and ruddy, not inferior to those little white faces, what is better than the little white face is that he has a large skeleton, muscular, and his literary talent is super good!

His credit is huge, who can compare to him as an ordinary colt?

Whether it's her family background, think about the four poems she wrote when she got married, Princess Taiping was overjoyed, that would make her a famous princess in history, marry well!

At this time, Princess Taiping did not have any political ambitions, and having a husband was enough to do everything, and she looked at her husband with satisfaction.

Strange, how did his face twist and sweat?

Seeing him spread his hands and feet and move around on the bed, Princess Taiping pushed him again and again, and he didn't wake up.

"Someone!"

"Yes, princess!" Immediately, a maid answered.

"What's wrong with him?" Princess Taiping asked in a panic, she had no experience and didn't know what to do.

"Oh, Master Pony must be dreaming!" The maid thought.

……

Wei Xi is determined, never daydreaming, only trusting in his knives and arrows.

Last night's mental decay after exertion, there were bizarre dreams.

For a while, he saw a big monk with a fat head and big ears yelling at him: "I am the real Feng Xiaobao, I want to be Xue Huaiyi, you are fake, fake!" You, a thief with an army, don't know how to be a mother and daughter*, and you still claim to be a visitor from outside the world, but you don't know how to enjoy it! ”

Then the dashing Xue Shao appeared, opened the folding fan and shook it gently: "The cool breeze has a letter, the autumn moon is boundless, and my Sijiao's mood is like spending days like years!" The princess is mine, you give the princess back to me! ”

Wei Xi couldn't make a sound, wondering how Xue Shao could "have a cool breeze and a letter?" ”

The fog was miserable, and I only heard a desolate voice from inside: "Xiaobao, Xiaobao, I am your father Feng Dabao, I died a miserable death!" ”

The voice turned sharp, and I could only hear the voice of the soul crying all over the sky: "I died a miserable death!" ”

I saw a headless Tibetan people, each carrying their heads, swarming in!

Wei sighed and was not afraid, and shouted: "I will punish on behalf of the heavens, and I will not be weak in killing many foreigners, give me a retreat!" ”

As the words were spoken, all the people in Tubo disappeared, and then when they saw the queen of heaven coming, the eunuch screamed: "The queen of heaven has arrived, Wei Xi will take over quickly!" ”

The fierce god is vicious, and Wu Zetian, who is like a dominatrix, roared: "So many people say that you are a fake, the evidence is conclusive, come here, break his dog's legs, drag him out and starve to death!" ”

After a while, he saw another great monk, and said with a dignified manner: "Donor, you have a lot of karma, why don't you return to my White Horse Temple!" The White Horse Temple is lacking a host, you are Xue Huaiyi, who else can be if you don't be the host? ! Come with me! ”

The scene changed greatly, Wei Xi returned to the past, sitting with his dear father, a construction worker who had been doing muddy water all his life, the old foreman drank rice wine from the countryside, Wei Xi drank red wine, and listened to the old foreman say: "Son, come back, Dad, I have taken over the business of a 500-meter skyscraper and need your help!" ”

"I'm going back, plane! Plane! Wei Xi thought and struggled as hard as he could, but he couldn't reach his father, so he could only watch the old contractor disappear into a starlit tunnel.

There was a sound of footsteps in the empty tunnel, and I saw a golden-haired man in a suit and leather shoes, with a nameplate pinned to his chest, and said: "I am Ta Chengke, an agent of the Pandora Nucleic Acid Bureau, you travel through time and space, disturb history, and I am ordered to arrest you and bring you to justice!" ”

It should be true, Agent Ta Chengke said: "You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will become evidence in court." ”

Seeing him take out the handcuffs, Wei Xi stretched out his hands obediently, but felt that someone was holding his leg behind him.

Looking back, it was Princess Taiping, who was only seven years old, and Little Lori cried and said, "Husband, don't go!" ”

Brush!

A knife flash flashed, everything cracked like a kaleidoscope, Wei Xi opened his eyes, and saw Princess Taiping's concerned face and her maids, and the smiling Kunlun Nu Ayi next to him grabbed his knife.

"Are you awake?"

"I'm awake! Thank you! Wei Xi took Princess Taiping into his arms.

……

said that Princess Taiping couldn't wake up Wei Xi, and she didn't dare to push vigorously so as not to hurt him.

So everyone was alarmed, the female official Yue Gu rushed over, and she was also at a loss, someone proposed to ask for a doctor, only to hear a broken shout: "Never!" ”

It turned out that the head of Gansi was here, he was fat, and he was panting and said, "Don't call the imperial doctor!" ”

He is used to seeing the world, and he doesn't know how powerful it is, if he calls the imperial doctor and spreads it, he doesn't know what it will become.

"Gan Aong, what do you say is wrong with him? What to do? Princess Taiping said anxiously.

The people of Gansi took a heavy breath and calmed down: "What about the general's sword?" ”

"The General's Sword?" Everyone heard this, and they didn't expect him to ask about such a murder weapon.

Yue Gu said uncertainly: "The two stupid big guards of the great general wanted to guard the gate, and I drove them away, as if they were holding the general's knife in their hands!" ”

"Hurry up and get the knife here!" The Gansi man shouted urgently, and then he added, "Call those two big men in too!" ”

Everyone was a little strange, and the Gansi people explained: "This is the door god of the general!" ”

I see!

……

Let's say that a hundred meters away from the "Qinglu", Wei Xi's two personal guards, Ah Yi and Ah Er, were sitting on the ground bored in the sun.

They looked at Qinglu, and Ah Er said indignantly: "The princess's maid is really arrogant, and she actually drove us here!" ”

It's angry to think about it, last night they went to the general's portal according to the old rules and wanted to go to the post to set up defenses, but unexpectedly, Aunt Yue appeared, saying that this is the princess's territory, and there is no need for you two stupid big guys.

The two men tried to argue with Yue Gu, but they suffered a heavy blow, scolded them bloody, had no power to fight back, and retreated in defeat.

Ah Yi said worriedly: "If the princess and the general don't want us, then won't we starve?" ”

"Starving?!" Ah Er didn't react for a while.

Ah Yi said: "When I didn't have a master before, I was always hungry, so hungry that I had no strength, and the taste of starvation was really uncomfortable!" ”

As soon as he said it, Ah Er was also afraid!

Because the cost of raising the two big men is high, which is equal to the food cost of a fire man (a team of ten).

Wei Xi is rich, so he naturally doesn't care, but if he doesn't want them, he will probably starve.

When I was worried, I saw Aunt Yue leading a group of girls to rush towards them, so scared that the two stupid big men actually wanted to run!

"Hey, don't run, yes, your general called you!" With a word, Aunt Yue gave them a sentence.

After a closer look, Wei Xi's saber "Sikanda" was indeed held by them, so Aunt Yue pulled them into the Qinglu one by one, and it was crowded.

It's really effective, as soon as the knife is unsheathed, the general will wake up!

……

Seeing the princess and the concubine embracing each other, Gan Si waved his hand and led all the people to withdraw from Qinglu, he summoned all the insiders, and said with a fierce look: "The general's affairs must be kept secret, if anyone leaks a little out, the miscellaneous family has to show the princess and kill him (her) with a rod!" ”

Everyone's hearts sank, and they even claimed to be.

The people of Gan Temple coldly swept over each of them, noting down their names one by one before leaving them.

On the contrary, he was polite to Ah Yi Ah Er and asked them to guard the door!

……

"Gan Aung says you're a demon! If you don't ask for a doctor, you will come to your senses with your knife, and then you will say that no one is allowed to chew their tongues, and no one is allowed to say anything. Princess Taiping explained.

"Oh." Wei Xi's eyes flashed, and he said: "Gan Aweng has made meritorious disposal, and it should be rewarded!" ”

"Then reward him with ten gold coins!" Princess Taiping commanded.

Wei Xi really wanted to thank the old minion, for respecting the people of Gansi, and finally got a reward.

The thing that is a nightmare is nothing more common in modern times, it is just a dream.

But in feudal society, as soon as the general married Princess Taiping, he gave the demon a nightmare, and it was a big or small matter.

Are there fewer historical events that lead to the loss of the country and the loss of body (not referring to women's chastity) because of the devil and the disgust (curse)?

"Actually, I'm dreaming! Nothing! I'm so tired, it's good to wake up now. Wei Xi comforted Princess Taiping.

He pretended to be casual and asked, "I didn't say anything in my dreams, did I?" ”

Hearing Princess Taiping's words, his heart tightened, and Princess Taiping said: "What are you talking about,, what is that?" ”

"Oh, that's supposed to be a big bird, I'm ...... in the country," Wei Xi disguised.

"There's a in the country? What kind of country, can you take me to see it? Princess Taiping asked.

What a bad wife!

Wei Xi saw that Princess Taiping was slim and thinly dressed (the stove was turned on outside to send heating into the tent), and her breasts were proud and made people's blood gush, so she didn't let go of it!

After a while, Princess Taiping was so confused that she forgot what a was.

……

In a secret place, an old Taoist pale face, standing in front of the two noble sons shyly and said: "The old Taoist is incompetent, please forgive the son!" ”

One of the sons, who was born extremely handsome, seemed to be Pan An's resurrection, Song Yu was reincarnated, and clenched his fists after hearing this!

The other said angrily: "Dao Chief, your spells have always been brilliant, why did you lose your wind today?" ”

Lao Dao said helplessly: "Lao Dao's spells have three don't do, one is not to be a soldier, they kill people professionally; Second, they don't be butchers, they slaughter pigs and sheep every day, and they are stained with blood; 3. Don't be an executioner; In fact, it is also difficult for officials to do, especially officials in the criminal department; These people are the least afraid of the demons, and that man became a great general, and killed 350,000, perhaps...... Lao Dao heard that Xuanqing, the youngest disciple of Patriarch Li (Chunfeng), was friendly with him, and Xuanqing had an unexpected opportunity for ghosts and gods, and it was not easy to deal with! ”

"How can it be!" (To be continued.) )