Chapter 112 A Pair of Dogs and a Woman
(The first update has arrived!) At noon, my friend got married, I was attending the wedding party, and I came back a little late, sorry! )
Du Fu shook his head blankly, his eyes swept towards Wei Wu, but he saw this guy leaning on the back of the chair with Erlang's legs crossed, and he was smiling triumphantly. ”
Du Zongwu stood up and saw that everyone was staring at him, but he was timid for no reason, his old face turned red, and his voice twisted: "Qingshan Yuan is not old, but he is snow-white" After saying that, he was full of confidence - what the fifth brother taught me, can it be worse?
"Good union!" Yang Fei frowned slightly, his gaze swept to Du Zongwu, and then said softly: "This is"
"Haha!" Wei Wu grinned, got up slowly, and said, "This is Mr. Zimei's only son!" After that, I saw that everyone present looked unbelieving, but the corners of his mouth raised, and he raised his hand to introduce Du Zongwu: "This Du Zongwu son, don't look at the appearance of the fierce man, in fact, the heart is delicate and sensitive, and he is easy to be shy - he is known as the silver wet holy hand of pleasure."
Everyone was suddenly surprised, and looked back at Du Fu, but saw that he looked like a matter of course, and looked at Du Zongwu thoughtfully, and suddenly exclaimed in their hearts: "It turns out that such an elegant person as Mr. Zimei can also give birth to such a rugged-looking son!" ”
"The Hand of Pleasure Bard?" Ye Shaoxuan frowned slightly, and only said in his heart that the shopkeeper had no evidence, and he released empty cannons all over the sky, and then frowned, glancing at the "Silver Wet Holy Hand" Du Zongwu and said: "Today, so many Jiangnan talents are here, how about we play a solitaire poem?" ”
"Solitaire! I like it the most! Du Zongwu glared at him and laughed.
"That's great!" Ye Shaoxuan responded with an indifferent expression, and then looked back at Li Bai and said: "Mr. Li, you are known as a poet immortal, in this world, when it comes to poetry, is it not headed by you?" So, it's up to you to start, right? ”
"Haha!" Li Bai smiled indifferently, then paced two steps, raised the wine glass in his hand, and said: "Bright moonlight in front of the bed"
Scare! How did I hear this first sentence so familiarly?
When Wei Wu heard this first sentence, he immediately glared, and subconsciously said casually: "Two pairs of shoes on the ground" As soon as the words came out, he felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly changed his words: "Ahem, ahem, it is suspected that it is frost on the ground!" ”
Well? Li Bai only felt that Wei Wu's next sentence was very satisfying, and he hesitated slightly, and was about to speak, but Zhu Bajie shook his body as fat as a fat pig, his thick and short neck stalks were all fat, and his round little watermelon-like head seemed to be on two arms. The two thief eyes, turning straight around, stood up with a puff, and laughed wildly: "A pair of dog men and women"
Everyone immediately burst out laughing, this fat man just behaved unexpectedly, and now as soon as this poem is connected, his surname is immediately revealed, but how can this person be a dog man and woman? It should be a different word - pig men and women are good!
"Flutter-" Li Qiuniang burst out laughing, and then gently covered her mouth with her bare hands, and laughed eating, her slender figure swayed gently, and her charming posture was natural, which made many young talents who secretly paid attention to her stunned, and their hearts were rippling, and they couldn't restrain themselves.
"Huh?" Zhu Bajie was quite dissatisfied, blew his beard and glared: "What are you laughing at?" The fifth brother taught at that time"
"Ahem!" Wei Wu hurriedly coughed twice, interrupted the guy's words, stood up, put on his sleeves, and continued:
"The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground.
Raise your head to look at the bright moon and bow your head to think of your hometown. ”
After chanting this poem, everyone was still reminiscing about this poem, and before they could react, Wei Wu pursed the corners of his mouth, frowned with an impatient expression, and said quickly: "This solitaire poem is too simple, let's have fun, just play a little difficult."
"Huh?!" A young man stood up, saw everyone looking at him, couldn't help but blush, hesitated for a moment, and then opened his mouth to question: "Wei Wu, the difficulty you are talking about, is it not that you want to come up with another difficult couplet like 'lonely cold window empty widow'?" Today, Yang Gongzi and Mr. Ye came from Beijing to meet our Jiangnan geniuses for a while" The implication of his words is that there are outsiders present today, and there must be no such difficult associations, if Yang Fei loses the face of a group of Jiangnan literati in front of Yang Fei - wouldn't that be a statement that insults the Jiangnan genius?
This young son, Wei Wu, knew that it was Su Weilin, who was the opposite of him at the last birthday banquet of Mrs. Zhu. Last time, this guy was subdued by a "lonely cold window empty widow", and at this moment, he is obviously a little afraid that Wei Wu will come to another joint of the same difficulty!
"Haha!" Wei Wu grinned, and then squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Master Su, you think too highly of me!" I'm just a simple shopkeeper, and it's already a magic trick to be able to come up with such a divine alliance! When he said this, he said with a straight expression: "Where else can I come up with another one?" ”
"Hmm!" Ye Shaoxuan was also afraid that this little two would come up with another eternal absolute, so he hurriedly opened his mouth to take over the words: "Then you say, if you don't pick up the dragon, what else can you do?" ”
"Poetry!" Wei Wu grinned and replied casually.
"Huh?" Ye Shaoxuan frowned slightly, opened his mouth and said, "What's the point?" ”
"Five kinds of things will be selected by the people present" Wei Wu's eyes rolled slightly, and then he scratched his eyes and smiled: "Hehe, then, many talented literati will write poems together, and the two gentlemen Li Du will judge the best quality." ”
"Huh?" Yang Fei frowned slightly, and opened his mouth to say, "Hmph, what if I write three poems alone?" ”
"Haha!" Wei Wu grinned, looked at Yang Fei with a smile, and said with a grin: "Young Master Yang, you can compose a poem for every thing, if you can write about the things mentioned by everyone here, then it will naturally be better!" ”
Wei Wu, this kid, obviously wants to be in the limelight again, right? Li Bai glanced at Wei Wu with a smile, and said with a chuckle: "For each thing, only choose one with the best quality." In the end, the one who writes the most poems wins! ”
"That's a good idea, too!" Everyone nodded in agreement.
"What if it's a poem that is much higher in quality than any other poem?" A Jiangnan genius stood up, and then questioned: "Isn't it better to write one poem with heart, than to write five limerick poems?" ”
"This way of writing, I have to figure it out for yourself!" Li Bai grabbed his long beard, smiled slightly and continued: "This time, it's just a stick of incense!" ”
"A stick of incense?!" Everyone exclaimed in unison, Ye Yixuan suddenly stood up, hesitated for a moment and said: "Mr. Li, our poetry and writing can't reach your realm no matter what" When he said this, his expression was straight, and he questioned: "- This incense"
"Huh?" Du Fu smiled indifferently, flicked his sleeves lightly, and said, "Then it's limited to three sticks of incense!" ”
"Well, now please choose five things!" Li Bai smiled slightly.
Many people who boast of their literary skills are not good at writing, but when they see the opportunity to participate at this moment, they immediately discuss and actively discuss.
After a while, Wei Wu looked at the various handwriting on the hanging banner on the stands not far away, the content written on it was even more cumbersome and complicated, and the handwriting was even more different - there were beautiful women's handwriting 'qin characters', and there were also flamboyant and domineering men's handwriting 'Shengshi', many fonts, different forms.
Xiao Qiu'er wrote the piano, and if she writes a lighter, I'm afraid only the fifth brother can write it!
Wei Wu pursed the corners of his lips and continued to look, but saw that the right side of the text panel was written in tadpole-like handwriting-beauty, two crooked typing, and suddenly his heart was overjoyed--this Lao Tzu written by Bajie is good at it!
Ye Shaoxuan narrowed his eyes, looked at the five typing words "Qin, Feng, Sea, Love, and Beauty" written on the stand with a cold expression, hesitated for a moment, and turned to look at Liu Daoxu, but saw that this No. 1 talent in Ezhou was frowning and pondering, and his heart was slightly at ease - among the many talented people who participated in this competition, only Liu Daoxu could pose a little threat to himself, right?
"Ahh
This Wei Wu, if he really has no ability, at this level, he still dares to ask such a difficult question? Isn't it because you want everyone to be unable to write it? Thinking of this, Yang Fei's eyes narrowed, and he immediately picked up the pen and wrote quickly.
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