When I used to watch the hit cartoon "Xiyangyang and the Big Big Wolf", I thought that Comrade Big Big Wolf was quite cute, enjoying the excitement, pain and happiness of domestic violence aesthetics...... When the old flowers also received the same treatment, they wanted to cry without tears. Pen ~ fun ~ Ge www.biquge.info It turns out that being beaten by his wife is such an unbearable thing, especially being beaten and beaten by his wife for no reason.

The dead fat man was stunned for a long time, and suddenly became angry, pointing at Melina's nose and scolding: "Why are you kicking Lao Hua like a grandson?" "It's a pity that Merina can't understand Chinese, and can't understand the wonderful meaning of the dead fat man's grammar, so I can only hum and object: "You're a grandson......

The dead fat man was righteous enough, and continued to fight for me: "If you have something to say, why do you keep doing it?" Let me tell you, the old flower is the brain of the entire Fullot base, if you dare to move a finger ****** him, I will be the first to do it! ”

Maryna didn't understand Chinese, didn't know what the dead fat man was talking about, and didn't pay attention to him, so she called Tiragon outside the door in, and muttered a few words, and Akiren was immediately dragged out by Tiragon with the rope on his feet like a pig.

I easily gasped for a breath and begged the dead fat man: "Fat brother, teach me a lesson for this little girl......" The dead fat man was foaming at the mouth and scolding, and he was stunned when he heard my words: "What? Teach her a lesson? You...... You're not sick, are you? I am your brother, she is your daughter-in-law, I am an uncle, can I beat my brother and daughter-in-law? Just scare and scare......"

I hurriedly waved my hand: "Forget it, forget it, I don't need your help anymore, you can call the little sword in." Jian Tianhan came in soon and asked, "Old flower, what's the matter?" I glanced at the dead fat man: "Fat brother, help me take a telegram for Brother Jiu, just say that I strongly ask the headquarters to transfer me back......"

The dead fat man looked at me helplessly for a while, and then ordered Jian Tianhan to turn on the telegraph and send out the original information about how we came to Egypt, how we got to the robbers' homeland, and how we got a dominatrix wife. In the end, the dead fat man said: "Now that Lao Hua even has the heart to hang himself, please ask Brother Jiu to approve him to return to the headquarters." ”

After a while, Su Wan sent the telegram back, and Brother Jiu was obviously angry, and he was a little incoherent in his speech, and said for a while, how could you encounter such a thing? After a while, he asked me if the injury was serious and whether it mattered; After a while, he scolded Zhao Yunying for his poor supervision, and he wanted to be demoted when he turned around; After a while, he scolded Jian Tianhan and others for their poor protection, so that Lao Hua suffered this unknown suffering; After a while, he blamed the dead fat man for not taking good care of his brother...... In the end, Xin Hongbin and all the Egyptians were scolded.

The dead fat man was speechless with the telegram, and it took a long time before he said, "Old flowers...... I've convinced you, you're playing too high, aren't you? Oh, co-authoring for a long time, the fame was broken by you, the credit was won by you, and the flower girl was slept with by you...... You took advantage of it, and you didn't wipe your ass clean, and a large number of us were scolded? Is there any place to reason? Don't let people live? ”

I said angrily: "Don't say those cool words to anger me...... Hurry up and send a telegram to Brother Jiu again. The dead fat man stared at his small eyes: "Still shooting telegrams?" What are you doing with telegrams? I said angrily, "Nonsense, what did I let you do?" Didn't you ask Brother Jiu to transfer me back to the headquarters? ”

The dead fat man said "oh": "Yes, why didn't Brother Jiu mention this stubble?" So I asked Jian Tianhan to send a telegram, adding fuel and vinegar to my miserable appearance again, the dead fat man will inevitably take the initiative to admit his mistakes, and once again strongly suggest that Brother Jiu transfer me back to the headquarters, otherwise something will really happen.

This time it took a long time, and the dead fat people who were waiting for it dozed off, and the headquarters finally called back again. The dead fat man was sleepy-eyed and too lazy to look at it, so he said to Jian Tianhan: "Little sword, you can read it." ”

Jian Tianhan cleared his throat and read the telegram with it: "Commander Yang, Lao Hua, I know that you are facing great difficulties now. However, I have thought about it carefully, and at this time, I am afraid that it is not appropriate to transfer the old flowers back from Egypt. First, the Europeans' aircraft carriers have already sailed to the door of your base, and at such a critical moment, there must be a shrewd and capable person to support the façade and negotiate with the Europeans. Commander Yang can concentrate on preparing military forces in the rear, just in case of a war. Second, even if I agree to Lao Hua coming back to the headquarters now, it won't solve the problem, he still has that damn heart lock on his hand, if he comes back to the headquarters, he will definitely bring that woman back...... Now thousands of miles away, I'm going crazy with anger, if I really see the little slut who bullied Lao Hua into the third grandson, I will definitely explode. Now that you have finally subdued the strong martial arts bandits, if we hurt that little slut, we will definitely chill the brothers of the bandits. Third, Luan Xiaoting is still at the headquarters and hasn't left, and now she is clamoring to go to Egypt to fight with that little slut, and I finally persuaded her. If Lao Hua brought that cheap woman back, with the temper of the tiger girl, how could she give up? She doesn't even have to make a move, her tiger king will rush up and bite desperately...... Forget it, Commander Yang, all of the above are the truth, I think you two should stay in Egypt first, deal with the truth clearly, and then go back to the headquarters. Finally, please tell Lao Hua: I love him, I empathize with his suffering, please take care of him, don't provoke that little slut to lose his temper again. ”

Jian Tianhan finished reading, looked at the dead fat man, looked at me again, looked at me, looked back at the dead fat man again, and finally put the telegram on the table, and silently turned around and went out.

The dead fat man was speechless, and couldn't help but complain to me: "Old flower, if you want me to say that this telegram is redundant, if you want to go back to the headquarters, go back to the headquarters, the three-person group has the final say, you agree, I agree, isn't it okay?" It's okay now, Brother Jiu has said it to this point, how are you going back? ”

I was speechless and put away the silverfish code book handed in by Comrade Ai Jiren. The dead fat man called Zhao Yunying and his four fiancées in, and first showed Zhao Yunying the telegram of the ninth brother, which frightened Zhao Yunying's face and kept defending: "Commander Yang...... You've got to call the shots for your brother! Can I be blamed for this? When I was going to act that day, I was going to follow, but Lao Hua said that he wouldn't take me with him......"

The dead fat man waved his hand angrily: "Okay, okay, everything is like this, don't say those useless words anymore, let's think of a way, how to appease this dominatrix." Zhao Yunying translated the dead fat man's words into English, and Zhao Yunying's four fiancées translated English into Arabic and gave Melina a cram lesson about good wives and mothers...... Melina listened quietly, not knowing if she had listened.

In the end, the six of them helped me and Melina into the bedroom, and the dead fat man finally said: "Family and everything is prosperous, don't do it all the time, hurt ......your feelings" Zhao Yunying translated this sentence as: "The home should be warmer, everyone is happy, always waving arms and stretching thighs, how discordant it is......" I shook my head secretly when I listened, as for whether the translation of the four Arab girls is more outrageous, I can't imagine it.

The six of them left one after another, and only me and Melina were left in the room, and they lay down on the bed in a sneering manner, and I discussed with Melina: "You untie this heart-to-heart lock, tomorrow I will go to the aircraft carrier of the Europeans to negotiate, and I will take you with me if it doesn't work, right?" ”

Melina glanced at me, "What's wrong with taking me there?" Shame on you? I hurriedly said: "Where, where, where is it too dangerous, I don't want you to risk it......" Melina bent her eyes and looked at me: "If there is danger, I will go even more, if someone bullies you, I will kill them." ”

I secretly rolled my eyes, thinking to myself that you are really underestimating the old flower, growing so big, as if I have been bullying others...... As long as you don't bully me, those Europeans still want to bully Lao Tzu? Joke.

The two of us had arms attached, so each of us took off only half of our clothes and went to bed. Lao Hua was just beaten, and her stomach still hurts, but she doesn't have the heart to do anything, and Melina doesn't react. It was getting late, and we didn't sleep all night yesterday, and at this time we were on the pillow, and soon we fell asleep.

After a night without words, I woke up the next morning feeling much better. I don't know if it was the ideological education work of the dead fat man who played a role, or the comparative incompetence that Lao Hua showed last night, anyway, Melina didn't do any more tricks, ran around with me, checked Fu Binhong's armored troops, assigned them a task to Chen Tingyao, and then sent a telegram to General Lai, telling him to raise the alert level to the first level of combat readiness, ready to launch missiles at the Mediterranean side at any time. Then sent a telegram to Dazongzi to confirm that he had led the team to sail, so he was slightly relieved.

All these things were arranged, and a telegram from the new EU came informing us that they were approaching Port Said. I hurried to eat something here. The dead fat man hurried up to select my entourage, this time because he had to face the armed forces of the Terrans, so neither the brown panda nor Melina's manticore lion could be brought.

When I had eaten my fill, I went to the small square and couldn't help but be happy. The dead fat man really worked hard, and in the end, he asked Wang Xiaoyuan in Chengdu to send a plane to send three hundred soldiers from the Sichuan Army overnight. These new fighters have undergone rigorous training and are the backbone of the Chengdu base.

I was surprised and asked, "Dead fatty, what are you bringing them for?" The dead fat man snorted and said, "If you go to negotiate with the Europeans this time, you can only take a helicopter, the helicopter has a limited carrying capacity, and the lighter the weight, the more people you will carry...... The fighters of the Sichuan Legion were very strong in combat and relatively small in stature. I did the math, you took three helicopters with you, and the Europeans should not object. Once they set foot on their aircraft carrier, and the three hundred soldiers of the Sichuan Legion stood side by side there, the Europeans had to tremble. ”

I nodded, shook hands with the fat man, and left Saladin's castle with three helicopters, heading north. It didn't take long for us to find the light aircraft carrier Charles de Gaulle sailing in the Mediterranean, and after contacting us by walkie-talkie, our three helicopters landed firmly on the deck of the aircraft carrier.

The deck of the aircraft carrier was already full of people, all dressed in naval attire, but if you look closely, you will find that many of them are seasick. I was secretly amused in my heart when I saw it, this new EU is also chasing ducks everywhere and putting them on the shelves, and even the people who are seasick have been caught as navy, and it seems that the strength is average. Besides, this "Charles de Gaulle" aircraft carrier is too small, more than half smaller than the old Wa, and the original reverence for Europeans has suddenly been reduced by more than half...... Relying on, feelings have been developing rapidly in Chinese mainland in recent years, and old Europe has not only failed to keep pace with the times, but also seems to have regressed a lot.

When our three hundred Sichuan legion soldiers swarmed down and lined up on the deck, the five or six hundred European sailors on the opposite side were a little stunned.

I, Shi Shiran, stepped off the helicopter and looked at my Sichuan Legion soldiers, and I couldn't be more satisfied. Haha, Lao Yao is really a strong man, and Wang Xiaoyuan is becoming more and more capable. As soon as the soldiers of the three hundred Sichuan Army appeared, the faces of the Europeans on the opposite side were suddenly ugly.

Four Europeans approached me, an old man, a short man, a thin man, and a very burly middle-aged man. I smiled and greeted, "Brother****** is Mr. Haider?" The four men looked at each other, but they couldn't understand Chinese. I stood cross-legged and couldn't help but teach, "You can't be so poor that you can't even find a Chinese translator, right?" ”

The burly middle-aged man bowed slightly, and said in English: "I am Heider von Decincha, are you Mr. ******?" I nodded and said in Chinese, "Lao Tzu is." Sun Hongxu looked at me with a dark face and translated on his behalf: "I am the ****** of the headquarters of Fuldor. He pointed at Melina again: "This is Ms. Melina, the new leader of the Egyptian base." ”

Heider seemed relieved and smiled, "So you brought an interpreter, and that's great." "Introduce me one by one, the old man is Italian, named Berlusco; The thin man is the Spanish representative Franco, and the remaining short man is the Gallic rooster, the Frenchman Sakchi.

I shook hands with the four of them one by one, the old man Berlusco gave me a big hug very warmly, Franco of Spain looked blank, and after shaking hands with Sarkchi of France, he said dissatisfiedly: "Is Mr. Hua here to negotiate or to fight?" Why did you bring so many soldiers? ”

I looked back at my soldiers, touched my bald head, and said directly in English: "It depends on how you receive me, when my ****** is a friend, I am here to drink; When I'm ****** enemy, let's fight here, and it's okay. "His grandmother's, only five or six hundred people, and scared us like that, I knew that the Europeans were capable of this, so I didn't bother to come.

After I finished speaking, the four people opposite changed color together, and Haider said dissatisfiedly: "Mr. ******, now that mankind is suffering from a catastrophe, I think we should unite and deal with this kind of world disaster together, instead of fighting bravely and fighting our own people." ”

I walked over and smiled, "yes, I know that too, so isn't this coming...... Why, should we just talk here, or should we find a place with a beautiful environment? Haider nodded and gestured: "Hehe, naturally I'm looking for a place to have a drink, please." "Lead the way and lead me to the cabin. On the European side, a small group of people hurriedly followed, and Sun Hongxu understood and led my personal guards to follow. The two round dwarven warriors surprised the Europeans, but unfortunately none of them dared to laugh at them...... Anyone who dares to laugh at a dwarven warrior with a Gatling heavy machine gun doesn't want to live. As for the boiling ceremony with more than 100 grenades on its body, it is equivalent to a moving explosives bag.

Heidell led us to the door of a large conference room, turned back to his captain of the guard and said, "Wait here," and said to me, "Since Mr. Hua knows English, it would be great...... I respect your right to use your mother tongue, but for the sake of secrecy, let's ......" I am not stupid, and hummed: "Mr. Heider, you are too careful, right?" There are four of you, and even if I bring one more interpreter, it will only be three. When Hewell heard this, he did not object, and led the three of us into the large conference room.

The door to the conference room was closed, and everyone took their seats. Haider poured a glass of wine for everyone, picked up the glass and sniffed it first, and said with a smile: "Eighty-two years of red wine, very rare, please!" ”

"Please!" "Please!" "Please ......" Everyone raised their glasses and took a sip, Melina didn't know the rules, raised her neck and drank it all in one go, and saw that everyone only drank a small sip, only to know that she was rude, this girl never refused to admit her mistakes, and immediately angered others, and said angrily: "Why don't you drink it all?" In my hometown, it is very rude to toast without drinking it all. ”

Everyone, look at me, I'll look at you, the old man of Italian Berlusco laughed: "Haha, Ms. Melina is right, why don't you drink it all?" "Grab the glass and drink it yourself. The rest of the people looked at each other, and had to take up their glasses and drink them all.

This large glass of red wine was in his stomach, Haider didn't dare to pour it anymore, he cleared his throat and said: "It's a pleasure to meet Mr. ****** and Lady Melina from the Forlot base, now that the entire human race has suffered a devastating blow, it is the time for everyone to work together to get through the difficulties, we don't understand very much, why do you want to forcibly occupy the Saladin Castle in Akiren?" As soon as he finished speaking, Franco, a Spanish man who looked like a dead log, also stood up: "Now I hope that you will realize your mistake, release Ekiren as soon as possible, and return his base." ”

The old man Berlusco also stood up: "Hehe, there is something to say, there is something to say......" Before he finished speaking, the French dwarf Sakki also stood up and said sharply: "Egypt is our backyard of Europe, why do you Asians come to our backyard to make trouble?" ”

I sat there motionless, foaming at the table before I said, "What are you doing?" More than people, huh? Lao Tzu is here today to negotiate with the new European Union, not to accompany you little country cubs to have a criticism meeting......" touched the table: "All sit down for Lao Tzu!" (To be continued.) )