267. Drunken in the pigsty
After eating in the evening, Sun Jiashu seemed impatient, the family leave had not been approved, but his heart had already flown home, first he was already like a soulless, not sitting, not standing, he would definitely not be able to sleep at night, he was bored to pick up a book and read it, but where did he still have the heart to read it, I don't know what's going on, he especially wanted to anesthetize himself at this moment, but he was the squad leader, and the squad leader couldn't take the lead in drinking.
At this time, Xiao Guangdong and Zhang Ershun came in, Zhang Ershun was carrying a big black bag in his hand, and he didn't know what was in it.
"Little Guangdong, where did you two go just now?" Sun Jiashu asked.
"Oh, go out for a spin, Sun Jiashu, let me ask you, is it annoying now?" Xiao Guangdong said.
"It's a little annoying, how do you know?"
"Because my brother is a mortal, of course he will be upset." Xiao Guangdong said.
"Little Guangdong, take your brother to find happiness again, be careful of your sister-in-law beating you." Sun Jiashu also wanted to forget the pain as soon as possible, so he began to speak wittily.
"Sun Jiashu, the problem now is that my sister-in-law is gone, and no one beats me."
Sun Jiashu was told by Xiao Guangdong to his heart, and he was silent.
"Sun Jiashu, is it especially lost first? Want to have an anesthetic? Xiao Guangdong asked.
"Huh? Why don't we have a drink? Sun Jiashu said: "You invited me before, but this time I will invite you." β
"Sun Jiashu, I'm afraid you don't have a chance, Zhang Ershun, open the bag." Xiao Guangdong said.
"Yes." Zhang Ershun "snapped" and put the big black bag on the table, and after opening the bag, he put the contents on the table one by one, two bottles of two pot heads, a bag of fried peanuts, three pig's trotters, a cabbage heart, a few salted duck eggs, three bags of instant noodles, and two candles.
"Xiao Guangdong, God, you know what I want to do." Sun Jiashu said admiringly.
"Brother is from here, of course I know." Xiao Guangdong said with a smile.
"Look, I owe you a favor after letting you break the bank." Sun Jiashu said embarrassedly.
"Sun Jiashu, who is with whom the two of us, we will be brothers and sisters in the future, what is mine is yours, and yours is mine." Xiao Guangdong said.
"Little Guangdong, we can't blatantly drink in the dormitory, the company commander has to shake our big ears when he sees it." Sun Jiashu said.
"I've thought of it a long time ago, Zhang Ershun, pack up the things, and bring the tableware, let's go outside." Xiao Guangdong commanded.
Zhang Er smoothly put all the things on the table into the big black bag, and now Zhang Ershun has simply become Xiao Guangdong's sworn friend, no matter where he goes, Xiao Guangdong will take Zhang Ershun with him.
"Little Guangdong, it's raining outside, where are we going?" Sun Jiashu asked.
"Just follow me." Little Guangdong is ahead of the curve.
Out of the company, Xiao Guangdong kept walking south, Sun Jiashu found that the direction of Xiao Guangdong's advance was a little wrong, so he asked: "Xiao Guangdong, if I go to the pigsty, I won't go, how can I drink wine in the smelly inside?" β
"My senior class leader, where are you going if you don't go there? Do you still have the right place? Xiao Guangdong said.
"Forget it, it's going to be just once." There was no way, Sun Jiashu had to follow Xiao Guangdong to the pigsty.
When I came to the pigsty, I smelled a rotten smell from afar, the pigsty has not been cleaned up for half a year, with the construction of the plastic greenhouse in the regiment, the vegetables produced in the greenhouse can not be eaten, so I directly changed the pork in the market and came back, raising pigs is too troublesome, encountering swine fever or something, are watching the piglets die one by one, most of the year's hard work is in vain, now each company almost does not raise pigs, as long as the Dapeng vegetables are done well, so, these pigsty is basically abandoned.
Sun Jiashu and Zhang Ershun followed Xiao Guangdong all the way in, next to the pigsty there is a row of low houses, which used to be used for the company's breeders to live, Xiao Guangdong opened a room casually, there are tables and small stools in it, but there is no light, the light is a little dim, "pop", Zhang Ershun hit the lighter, and then lit a candle, the room immediately lit up, the figures of the three people were reflected on the wall, with the swaying of the candlelight, it turned out that they had already prepared.
"Xiao Guangdong, you really touched it, you can find it in such a remote place?" Sun Jiashu was very surprised.
"Sun Jiashu, what am I doing? Zhang Ershun, hurry up and put the wine and food on the table, our brothers are drunk here today, you stand guard outside, if anyone comes, notify us immediately. Xiao Guangdong said.
"Yes, squad leader." Zhang Ershun took out all the things in the bag as he spoke, even brought the lunch box and tea jar, and prepared to go out after arranging.
"Zhang Ershun, don't panic, take a pig's trotter and gnaw it first." Xiao Guangdong picked up a pig's trotter and said.
"Yes, squad leader." Zhang Ershun stretched out his hand and took the pig's trotters and gnawed and stood guard.
"Sun Jiashu, what do you think? There is wine, meat, and instant noodles, and finally let Zhang Ershun cook the instant noodles on the fire, and press the cabbage heart inside, how beautiful it is, and all the troubles are gone. β
"Xiao Guangdong, you are really thoughtful, how are the two of us drinking now?" Sun Jiashu asked.
"Of course, a bottle of wine is divided into two, oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to take a disposable cup, so don't divide it at all, let's have a bottle for each of us." Xiao Guangdong said, pointing to the wine bottle.
"Little Guangdong, I can't drink that much." Sun Jiashu said busily.
"If you want to drink, drink as much as you want, you can't forget any troubles if you don't anesthetize the nerves, I'm from here, I won't lie to you, come, one bottle per person, it's better to drink to death than to kick a donkey to death, drink-" Xiao Guangdong said and opened the two bottles of wine.
"It's better to drink to death than to kick a donkey to death, drink-" Sun Jiashu took the wine bottle and sat down.
"Cheers to our shared sorrowβ" Xiao Guangdong touched Sun Jiashu's wine bottle with the wine bottle, and then "Gu Dong Gu Dong" was two sips, and these two sips were full of a quarter of the wine in the bottle.
Sun Jiashu did not show weakness, and also followed the appearance of Xiao Guangdong, "Gu Dong Gu Dong" is two sips, because he drank too hard, he couldn't help coughing violently.
"Eat." Xiao Guangdong picked up a pig's trotter and handed it to Sun Jiashu, Sun Jiashu just drank two sips of wine and was spicy enough, grabbed the pig's trotter and gnawed it.
"This pig's trotters are so fragrant." Sun Jiashu said while gnawing.
"Don't patronize eating, drinking-" Xiao Guangdong took the bottle and touched it, and the two of them took a big bite as soon as they raised their necks.
After three rounds of drinking, Sun Jiashu gradually dizzy, he didn't drink in the first place, today he was out of the way, half a bottle of wine was in his stomach, his eyes were blurred, his tongue was a little straight, and he stammered a little: "Xiao, Xiaoguang, you, you are really my good, good buddy." β
"You, you too, are also my good buddies, in the future, we will share difficulties and blessings." Xiao Guangdong also drank numb at this time.
"Yes, there are difficulties and blessings, and for our common sorrows, cheers!" Sun Jiashu took the initiative to touch the cup with Xiao Guangdong.
Sun Jiashu became sad as he drank: "Xiao Guangdong, you, do you say that there are any women and women in the world who are sincere to me?" β
"No, no, I've seen it through, female, women can't stand loneliness, or our buddies are good, never betrayed, never said to break up."
"But, but I'm really unwilling, Green, Green Leaf is not that kind of person." Sun Jiashu choked up and said.
"The more you drift, the more beautiful women are, the more women will be able to disguise, you should be sober." Xiao Guangdong enlightened.
"Xiao Guangdong, I beat you that day, do you want to beat me?" Sun Jiashu looked at Xiao Guangdong and said.
"I don't want to." Xiao Guangdong shook his head and said.
"But I want you to hit me, hit, hit me."
"How can I beat my brother, brother?" Xiao Guangdong said.
"Today you, you don't fight? If you beat me, I won't be happy, and if you don't fight, you're not a brother. Let's go, fight here, fight, don't start, let's go outside. Sun Jiashu stood up as he spoke.
"Sun Jiashu, you let me, let me fight, don't, don't regret it."
"Whoever regrets it is not born by our mother." Sun Jiashu and Xiao Guangdong walked out as they spoke, the two came outside, the rain was still "booming", and as soon as the two came out, their clothes began to get wet, and both of them shivered with cold.
"Xiao Guangdong, you hit me in the chest, hit, my heart is blocked, I panic." Sun Jiashu patted his chest and said to Xiao Guangdong.
With a "bang", Xiao Guangdong punched Sun Jiashu in the chest.
"No, no, it's like not eating, but it's not enjoyable, and again, again." Sun Jiashu pointed to his chest and said.
Xiao Guangdong lucked his luck and threw another punch at Sun Jiashu's other side, this punch was really ruthless, Sun Jiashu couldn't stand on his feet for a while and took two steps back.
"Come again." Sun Jiashu randomly stepped forward and took two steps.
"No, you have to beat me too, and I'm panicking." Xiao Guangdong said.
"Okay, I'll hit you." Sun Jiashu is punch at Xiao Guangdong, he doesn't know, what kind of strength is his punch? knocked Xiao Guangdong to the ground in one fell swoop.
Xiao Guangdong got up and punched Sun Jiashu with all his strength.
"Cool, come again." Sun Jiashu said happily.
"Sun Jiashu, it's your turn."
"Bang", Sun Jiashu punched again, Xiao Guangdong sat on the ground again, he got up and hugged Sun Jiashu and fell hard, Sun Jiashu fell to the ground because he drank too much, and the two rolled and fought in the mud.
Zhang Ershun was standing guard outside, and suddenly heard the mess on the side of the pigsty, and ran over to take a look, the two squad leaders hugged and fought, and hurriedly came up to pull the fight, he had great strength, and pulled the two apart at once.
"Zhang Ershun, who, who called you over? Stand, stand guard and go. Xiao Guangdong reprimanded loudly.
"Squad leader, don't fight when you drink." Zhang Ershun said.
"If you don't fight, you won't be happy, Zhang Ershun, stand, stand guard, no one is allowed to come in." Sun Jiashu also spoke.
"Yes." Zhang Ershun had no choice but to stand guard again.
As soon as Zhang Ershun left, Sun Jiashu and Xiao Guangdong rolled in the mud again.
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