Episode 3558 Back to basics
The first thing Brother Jiu did after entering the door was to quickly bring over a blanket, wrap my body, and ask me with a frown, "What's wrong?" What happened? I patted my head and smiled bitterly, "I know how to defeat the Warcraft army, I've figured out a way." ”
Brother Jiu's head was full of black lines: "What's so exciting about this?" Didn't Mr. Zishan and the "Encyclopedia of Warcraft" all come back from you? I shook my head: "No, no, that's not what I meant." I mean, there's a big misconception about how to fight the WoW army. ”
Brother Jiu's eyes lit up: "Old Flower, do you have any good ideas?" I nodded, and crossed my fingers to settle the account for Su Wan: "Uncle Sam led the U.S. army to resist the army of Warcraft in the dungeon, and the experience he brought to us is that Warcraft is too strong and immune to many modern weapon systems. This led to my dungeon tour. ”
Su Wan and Hu Niu'er nodded together: "And then?" I clapped my hand: "But have you thought about it, why do we have to get along with Warcraft?" Although Warcraft is powerful, it also has a little wisdom, but Warcraft is Warcraft, they have no overall concept, and Warcraft is satisfied if they can mix three meals a day, as for who occupies the Americas or the world, Warcraft has no opinion. ”
Seeing that the two big beauties hadn't understood yet, I simply made it clear that "we were wrong from the beginning, we always thought that the Warcraft army was our main enemy...... However, in fact, Warcraft is just a tool, and even if we kill those Warcraft, the owners of Warcraft will summon more Warcraft to fight us. Knowing this, we should know that the master of the monster is our enemy. ”
Brother Jiu nodded: "Of course we know this, the problem is that we have not directly met with the master of Warcraft outside the Air Force." I nodded: "That's the crux of the matter!" Warcraft is under the command of its master, because Warcraft is too fierce and a great threat to us, so our energy has been dedicated to fighting Warcraft. However, if we think about it from another angle, if we kill the owner of the Warcraft, then the Warcraft without the owner will immediately become a wild Warcraft, although it still threatens us, it will definitely not have any impact on the overall situation...... Do you understand me? ”
Brother Jiu couldn't help but widen his eyes, turned around and shouted, "Someone!" After a while, Jing'er ran over in her pajamas and asked, "Brother Jiu, what are your orders?" Su Wan said directly: "Invite Mr. Zishan to me, I have something important to look for him." Jing'er agreed and left in a hurry.
After a while, Mr. Zishan was beckoned, and the old gentleman walked into the house, buttoning his buttons, and looked at us in astonishment, not knowing what was going on.
Jing'er brought a chair to Mr. Zishan, Su Wan beckoned him to sit down, and then asked, "Mr. Zishan, we want to know, how do the people in the dungeon control the Warcraft to fight?" Mr. Zishan exhaled and said, "There are several ways to talk about this. The most common is direct command, for example, the master takes the magic pet to fight, and after seeing the enemy, the master will point out the enemy to the magic pet, and then the magic pet goes to war. ”
After listening to this, I shook my head: "This method doesn't work in the surface world, as long as the demon pet leaves the master's side, countless zongzi and demonized animals may kill the owner of the demon beast." ”
Mr. Zishan also nodded: "A more advanced beast tamer can work in a team and command everyone's monsters to form a group and go to long-distance tasks together. After all, the wisdom of Warcraft is not high, and if the space distance is too far, it is easy to forget the tasks issued by the master, and borrow the mutual courage of the Warcraft of the team, as well as the supplement of their respective information, to achieve the role of completing the task. ”
I nodded, "We've seen this before, when the battle with the dungeon began, five or six pedestal dragons cooperated and attacked our important stronghold. Mr. Zishan said: "This kind of thing sounds very mysterious, but it is also very easy to finish, after all, the intelligence of the demonic beasts is not high, and after leaving the master too far, no matter whether they complete the task or not, they will return the same way." ”
After Su Wan heard this, she said, "This method is more difficult to defend. Mr. Zishan waved his hand: "It's just that only those magic pets that are stronger than defense can perform such long-distance cooperation." And anything that is stronger than defense is not too aggressive. I nodded: "That's right, the pedestal dragon, it's not a magical beast, it's just a service beast." ”
Mr. Zishan cleared his throat: "The most senior beast tamer is the one who commands the demonic beasts to directly participate in the battle with no words......" Several of us were stunned together: "Speechless? Mr. Zishan nodded: "Yes, Silent is a musical instrument, it is the secret equipment of the Emilians, and we haven't figured out the specific theory yet, but we only know that that the thing can transmit a sound wave that the ears can't hear, so that the magic pet beyond 30,000 arrows can be commanded." ”
30,000 arrows! 30,000 arrows is 30,000 meters, a full 30 kilometers!
I sniffed: "That is to say, when an offensive demonic beast is on a mission, its owner must be within thirty kilometers of the demonic beast. Mr. Zishan nodded: "Theoretically, that's true, but our data comes from the underground world. You know, it's a closed environment, and the distance of 30,000 arrows is also our private judgment, and the Emilian people have kept the news very tightly sealed in this regard. ”
Brother Jiu nodded, smiled and stood up: "Thank you, Mr. Zishan, I'm sorry to bother you so late, so please go back and rest." Mr. Zishan nodded: "Whoever has an order, even if he recruits each other, he should know everything and say everything." With that, he took his leave.
I raised three fingers and smiled evilly: "Haha, thirty kilometers!" Hu Niu'er also came to the spirit: "This information is very important, it seems that we will change our action strategy in the future." Brother Jiu nodded: "Yes, we should send an unmanned reconnaissance aircraft to carry infrared shooting cameras to find the beast tamers behind the dungeon monster army." As long as they are killed, those demonic beasts will become lonely ghosts, and they may fight back against other demonic beasts. ”
I nodded, "I'll go to Edmonton tomorrow and tell the fat men about this...... You have coordinated the affairs of the bombers, stealth fighters, and missile units here, and as long as we find a target on our side, you will immediately help us clean it up. We will work together, and it won't be long before the Emilians get out of the United States. ”
Su Wan kissed me with a smile, with a smile on her face: "I know how ...... your ghost idea is" Hu Niu'er protested next to her: "Okay, I'll be on duty tonight......" Su Wan sighed and smiled: "Okay, okay, then you go on ......" waved her hand and left with Jing'er and them.
It's different after doing health exercises, for example...... I got up early the next morning, took the radiant tiger girl to the restaurant, and the ninth brother was making a phone call at the table, and when he saw me coming, he quickly gave me the phone: "Come on, this Kun Ding is too grinding......
As soon as I heard that it was Kun Ding, I couldn't help but pause, and after receiving the phone, I just fed it, and Kun Ding roared on the other side of the phone: "Hua Qianfang, you bastard, you dare to use nuclear weapons on Lao Tzu!" My eyes widened and I pretended to be stupid: "When did it happen?" ”
Kun Ding was angry: "You still don't admit it? Some of the subordinates who fled back all said that Vancouver was fine, but suddenly, three fireballs fell from the sky, followed by a violent explosion...... "I nodded: "Maybe you have done too much for your lack of virtue, and God will punish you for a meteor shower." ”
Kunding was furious: "Fart! Can your meteor shower explode into a mushroom cloud? A good Vancouver, thousands of Terran mercenaries turned to ashes in one fell swoop...... You, you want to die together, don't you? I sneered: "No, I just want to tell you that our surface human race is not so easy to bully, and we were polite to you just now because we don't want to destroy our environment...... However, the tiger is not powerful, and you always treat me as a sick cat, so let's take the meaning of the Vancouver incident first, which can be regarded as a warning. ”
Kun Ding said viciously over there: "Don't think that you have a big killing weapon and provoke us......" I grabbed the conversation and scolded: "Fuck you, isn't it the ghost door?" Do you still use less? You have used all the weapons that lack morality, and you dare to turn around and complain about us? ”
Kun Ding on the phone was silent for a while: "Okay, Mr. Hua, I think we should all calm down." In any case, we are all civilized and intelligent people. I objected: "Wise people are real, civilized, I really don't see it." Kun Ding snorted: "That's it, a big killer is a big killer, and it's not a good thing for the enemy and himself." We've pledged not to use the Ghost Gate anymore, shouldn't you stop using nuclear weapons on your side? You have turned the American continent into a nuclear test site, how will we live in the future? ”
Grass his grandmother, there are really people who are so shameless, and I am also angry: "Lao Tzu didn't want you to live in the Americas at all, I will blow you up, what can you do?" Kun Ding was not angry over there: "Okay, but have you thought about it, you have used nuclear bombs in the Americas, and you will not be able to use this land again in the future." ”
After listening to this, I was also speechless. Listen to Kun Ding continue: "Although we have the upper hand, we are still very principled, and we also recognize the dangers of the Ghost Gate. In fact, the use of ghost doors has been completely banned on our side. ”
Lao Hua was seven dissatisfied and eight were angry: "You said this to me, is it useful?" I heard Kun Ding sneer: "Mr. Hua, I respect you for being a respectable opponent, so I made this call." Think about it, if I order all the Warcraft troops to return to the dungeon now, and when I leave, I will detonate the ghost gates in large numbers...... Hehe, we've only used three small doses of Ghost Gates so far, and you've all seen the results, right? If we detonate all the fifteen hundred ghost gates we have on hand, what will be left of your world? ”
I snorted and didn't speak, although I knew that Kunding was bragging, but he finally told the truth, and Mr. Zishan deduced that the Emilian ghost gate should be around fifteen hundred.
Kun Ding finally said: "I suggest that we stop using the big killer completely." Only conventional weapons from both sides are used. If you win, we will retreat to the dungeon, and if you lose, the American continent will be ours. It's all broken, and no one gets any benefit. ”
I nodded: "Okay, then let's be a gentleman." Kun Ding answered: "Whip the horse quickly." He hung up the phone.
Hu Niu'er couldn't help but complain to me: "Such an agreement, why do you have to agree to him, the ghost will know whether their credit is good or not." I smiled bitterly: "I know, I'm just so smooth, send him away first." If I keep talking like this, not only will I not be able to go to Edmonton today, but I'm afraid my breakfast will be delayed. ”
Brother Jiu was stunned: "Then you still don't need a nuclear bomb?" I touched my bald head: "Let's see the situation then......" turned my head to look around: "What about Marina?" Brother Jiu sighed: "The Arabs really don't drink much, and they haven't woken up yet, so I really can't persuade her to drink in the future." ”
After breakfast, I took the tiger girl, carried Melina, led the Northeast Army, bandits, and dwarf warriors, and got on the big plane with great dignity, and flew all the way to Edmonton, a city in central Canada. This time, the Scottish sisters Hua and the little monk Miaohui failed to get in, and I threw them to Su Wan.
When I arrived at the base in the afternoon, I told me about the attack on the animal trainer, and Sun Hongxu immediately applauded. This guy was born as a big spy, and his favorite is the reconnaissance plane, and the unmanned reconnaissance planes on our side are all collected from China, and the number is not enough, so Sun Hongxu simply personally piloted the SR-71 Blackbird high-altitude reconnaissance plane to conduct reconnaissance on the US mainland.
After coming back, he immediately transmitted the suspicious target he found to General Lai, and then boasted to us proudly: "Wow Kaka, it's so cool, the old American reconnaissance plane is really powerful...... "Because we are afraid of the tin can, there are many secret posts around the airport on our side, in case people from the underground city mix in to make plots."
However, we have gradually learned the weakness of the tin can, the effective influence of this thing at 300 meters is a big limitation, as long as our aircraft avoids low-altitude skimming, we can basically ignore the role of the tin can.
After the beginning of this method of warfare, our side returned to the era of defense. Most of the fighters were withdrawn, stationed in various bases, only dispatched reconnaissance planes and bomber units, and carried out repeated dragnet-style large-scale collection of all the places that could be reached, and in half a month, we miraculously cleared up more than a dozen states in the northern United States, and basically there was no trace of the monster.
This made us wonder, and we got together for a meeting. The dead fat man frowned first: "Now this situation is a bit weird, we just killed the beast tamer, why did the monster disappear with it?" The invisible enemy is the most terrifying, because of this situation, we don't know whether to enter the northern United States right away. ”
We had no answer to this question, so we had to send a telegram back to headquarters. Soon after, the headquarters sent a message back, and Mr. Zishan said that after suspecting that the master was dead, the monsters probably quietly returned to the dungeon because they had no follow-up orders.
This was good news, but Mr. Zishan's next worry scared us. In the telegram, Mr. Zishan also said that if the fight continued as now, the Emilian would probably temporarily retreat to the dungeon, and then detonate the ghost door in a large area.
Sun Hongxu touched his chin, squinted his eyes, and thought for a long time: "Lao Hua, I think that this thing of the ghost gate, maybe Kun Ding and them are more afraid than us...... Guess where they're going to put the ghost door they brought out? I thought for a moment, "If nothing happens, it's near the entrance to the dungeon." That thing is too dangerous, and it definitely needs to be heavily guarded. ”
The dead fat man sighed: "The whip is beyond reach, there is an America between us and the exit of the dungeon." I thought about it for a moment and said, "This matter should be left to the headquarters, and the spy satellite will be fully activated." "Although the army of Warcraft in the northern part of the United States has been almost wiped out by us, the tin cans left behind by the Emilian are also very annoying, and our ground forces are almost unable to move.
While she was studying it, Hu Niu'er ran in and shouted, "Lao Hua, come out quickly, there is a large group of American black bears coming towards us." After all of us heard this, we didn't slack off, and quickly ran out of the house, and when we stood at the door, we were directly stunned...... How could there be so many black bears!
Those who have never seen that kind of scene will not be able to imagine the shock, knowing that our base is on a mound, and the view is extremely wide as far as the eye can see...... I saw countless American black bears walking towards our base. It wasn't one or two, not hundreds or thousands, but more than a hundred thousand.
I think that if you just say such a number, no one will have an intuitive impression. In other words, there is a saying that there are more than 10,000 people, boundless, and more than 100,000 people, and the sky is dark. The number of more than 100,000 is too large, so large that as far as the eye can see, a large area of black pressure is full of American black bears.
The people on our side were all stunned, and the dead fat man was so frightened that he changed his tune, and shouted repeatedly: "The artillery is in place, the heavy machine gunner is in place, and everyone knows his grandmother's in place...... "The original garrison of this base was Zuo Jia's troops, and later three new forces joined by Tiger Girl, Melina and the Dwarf team. Speaking of which, it is also a strong soldier, and it should not be afraid. But the more than 100,000 demonized American black bears are too terrifying, and the rolling inky waves seem to drown us whole.
Finally, the group of American black bears stopped about a kilometer away, and in the midst of the surging bears, an exceptionally tall guy stepped out of the group and waved his paw at me from afar.
The dead fat man watched from the side, and turned back to greet everyone: "No, we can't stop it, hurry up and tell everyone to retreat......" I grabbed him, looked at it with a telescope for a long time, pointed to the big guy standing at the front of the black bear army, and said in amazement: "It's a brown panda?" (To be continued.) )
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