Chapter 138: For International Friends!
The breeze was blowing slowly, and several colorful flags on the plump upstairs that were so worn out that they had lost their color swayed gently in the wind. A crow perched on top, tilting its head sideways, as if curiously glancing at the man below.
"Hey-" Wei Wuyi squinted, and when he saw that he mentioned the three words Li Linfu, the old woman in the building paused slightly, and then pretended to be calm and walked over, and immediately pouted and smiled: "Mr. Li, it's really you?" I just broke it casually! β
"Come in!" The old woman inside paused for a moment, then looked back at Wei Wu and spoke.
"Is it all about it?!" Wei Wuyi rolled his eyes and waved his hand and shouted.
The old woman said, but she ignored Wei Wu, walked back, raised her hand and pushed open a dilapidated wooden door, and went to the backyard like this.
"Hey!" Wei Wu hurriedly stepped forward to followβjust kidding, it was true that Hestia had been kidnapped by them.
This is an antique backyard, except for a few fallen leaves on the ground, but there is only moss, next to an old tree, it has been quite a few years, the shade under the thick branches, is a brand new mahogany table, next to the table, sitting quietly two indifferent old men, are playing chess.
"Hmph, Brother Naturalist, you lost to the old man in this game of chess-general!" The old man on the left was wearing a light blue robe, and the white hair on his forehead was combed quite neatly, he snorted lightly, and glanced up at the old man opposite.
The old man on the opposite side raised his head slightly, but he smiled indifferently, and casually sent his horse back, and actually ate the old man's car in the blue robe! Immediately, the old man named Naturalist looked back at Wei Wu, and said with a chuckle: "The mighty lord has been extremely prominent recently, I'm afraid that this Chang'an City is known to everyone!" β
"Are you ......" Wei Wu looked at the two old men with a vigilant face - I don't know what's going on, there is always a kind of oppressive force in these two people, it seems that the identities of these two people are by no means ordinary.
"Old man Zhang Zishou, this is the person who Wei Wujue just guessed - Li Linfu!" The old man raised his wrinkled old hand, pointed to the blue-robed old man opposite, smiled lightly, and said indifferently.
Damn, I was really blind just now! Wei Wuyi glared, pointed at the two of them in amazement, and asked curtly: "You two, cough cough, but have you both been prime ministers?" Mr. Zhang Jiuling and Mr. Li Linfu ......"
"Hehe, Wei Wu, this kid knows a lot!" Li Linfu narrowed his eyes slightly, then looked at Wei Wu and said with a smile: "But-how did you know the identity of the old man?" You knowβ"
Before he finished speaking, Zhang Jiuling smiled indifferently and said, "You know, Brother Lin Fu and I have been an ancient brother for five or six years!" β
"Uh-" Wei Wu's eyes rolled - anyway, Lao Tzu can be blinded, just continue to fool! He grinned, squeezed his eyebrows and said, "If you say that you guessed, I don't know if the two of you are credible?" β
"I don't believe it-" Li Linfu narrowed his eyes and immediately responded.
"Letter-" Zhang Jiuling stared at Wei Wu up and down for a long time before he answered.
Huh? This Zhang Jiuling is a generation of virtuous ministers, and Li Linfu is a generation of annihilators...... The two of them ran together, playing chess together like friends, flirting and scolding...... "Ahem, okay, I don't care if you believe it or not, hurry up and hand over my Hestia!" Wei Wu blew his beard and glared at his waist and pointed at the two old men opposite, with a fierce momentum, just like a shrew scolding the street! Wei Wu said, his eyes rolled, and he opened his mouth and threatened: "Otherwise, I will leak the things and whereabouts of the two of you who are not dead when I go out, and when the time comes, hehe......"
"Eh, the information is wrong!" When Zhang Jiuling heard this, he glared, pointed at Wei Wu, frowned and hesitated.
"Yes, in the intelligence, although this kid is shameless, I didn't expect him to be so shameless!" Li Linfu's eyes widened, staring at Wei Wu as if he had seen a novel monkey, and muttered: "It's even more shameless than the old man back then......
"Phew, who's shameless!" Wei Wuyi glared and said righteously: "I am the embodiment of justice!" β
"That's it-" Li Linfu's old eyes narrowed, the expression on his face was like a living old fox, he opened his mouth and smiled, and said to himself: "Well, it seems that that Persian chick doesn't need to be kept, let's cut it-"
"Slow-, how can you do this!" Wei Wu raised his hand and pointed at Li Linfu, his eyes turned a few times, and then his voice softened, staring at a generation of virtuous ministers, Zhang Jiuling, and continued to speak: "A little beauty, who has traveled all the way from Persia to our Tang Dynasty to serve me, cough cough, come to live in the Tang Dynasty, you are so ruthless?" β
"It's so ruthless!" Li Linfu squinted his eyes and replied casually.
"Damn, okay, you two old guys can do it, you wait for me-" Wei Wu blew his beard and glared, opened his mouth and said loudly, just after the words, he saw the two old men opposite's faces turned green, and his voice changed, and he said with a crying voice: "Hey, two adults, the small one really has no money...... All the belongings are 100 taels ......"
"Haha-" Zhang Jiuling's face changed instantly, and he laughed and said: "Mighty Lord, we all know those things in Jiangnan Road clearly, and I am afraid that there are at least 100,000 taels on the lord, right?" β
"Nonsense, only ninety-eight thousand seven hundred taels!" Wei Wuyi glared, opened his mouth to explain, as soon as the words fell, this guy was stunned, frowned, sighed, and then smiled wryly, and sighed: "Okay, fifth brother, I will sacrifice myself for international friends today, let's say, apart from silver, what do you want me to do?" β
This little guy is even better than when the old man was younger, Li Linfu squinted his eyes and said, "It's extremely simple!" With that, he grinned and continued, "First of all, how did you guess the old man!" β
"Don't say it!" Wei Wuyi tilted his head and said disdainfully.
"Huh?" Li Linfu was stunned by this guy's words, and asked in amazement, "Why don't you say it?" β
"It's a fart...... It's not such a trivial matter that you called me, and you won't let Hestia go when I said it! Wei Wu rolled his eyes and replied.
Suddenly, Li Linfu was stunned, and only after a moment did he pat the table in front of him, his face was happy, and he said with a long smile: "Haha, Brother Naturalist, this time I finally did a good thing for Datang, didn't I?" β
"What a thing!" Wei Wuyi was confused, and then said impatiently: "Hurry up, put forward the conditions, and then I will take my Hestia back, take a good rest, and do things for you!" β
"It's very simple-" Zhang Jiuling smiled indifferently: "Later, I also want to ask the mighty lord to defeat the heroes and win the championship in one fell swoop when he is arguing with the wit." β
Damn, Debate Zen, Lao Tzu was talking nonsense last time in Jingde Temple, these two old men should not really think that I am the reincarnation of a living Buddha, right? Forget it, no matter, let's save my Persian vixen first!
"That's it? Wrap it up on me! Wei Wuyi patted his chest, then hesitated slightly, frowned, and said, "It must be more than that, what else?" β
"And -- then it's not too late to wait until after the debate!" Zhang Jiuling slowly leaned on the recliner in the courtyard, raised his head slightly, squinted at the sunset on the horizon, and muttered to himself with vicissitudes in his eyes.
Damn, what are you pretending to be 2580,000, Lao Tzu brought back Hestia, and took her with him every day, eating, sleeping, and going to the toilet...... Wei Wu rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, I promised you, bring my Hestia out!" β
"Haha, Wei Wu, are you stupid when we are? Hestia will have to wait until you're done with the first thing! Li Linfu laughed heartily, and the long beard on his cheeks was also swaying in the wind, as if he was laughing at the ignorance of the person opposite.
Damn, old fox, old fox, it's all old fox! The mighty lord gritted his teeth, hating to devour these two old guys alive, he shook his head helplessly, and said miserably: "Okay, I am such a low-key person, for the sake of the friendship and harmony of the Tang Dynasty, then let's also make a show!" β
The two old foxes looked at each other - this guy is also low-key?
When the mighty lord came out of the Fengman Building to "find spring" and returned to the Great Ci'en Temple with a helpless face, it was already said that the three poles were already on the third pole, and the Xuanzang Zen Master seemed to talk about Zen without knowing the hardships, and he didn't even wait to pause, Wei Wu naturally didn't like to listen to these messy things, so he found a soldier in front of the door to talk about it.
"I said Brother Yang, is this a grand annual show?" Wei Wu glanced at the little girl who came and went on the road, and asked casually.
"No, there is a time in the five years of this sharp debate, every time there is a sharp debate, it is a major event of Buddhism in our Tang Dynasty and many small countries around it, like Fusang and Tianzhu countries, many Buddhist monks will come to participate......" The soldier surnamed Yang was asked by the mighty lord, where did he dare to be vague, and hurriedly answered everything he knew.
"Holy, that's so big!" Wei Wuyan glanced at a ground-level cup on the road and said in surprise.
"Hehe, once every five years, isn't it extremely grand, this sharp argument, but there are many masters...... Eh, sir, I heard you're going to be there this time, too! The soldier smiled, and then suddenly remembered that the person in front of him was also going to participate in the debate, and immediately flattered: "Then the little brother wishes the lord to pass the test and win the second place in one fell swoop!" β
"What!" Wei Wu's head was twisted for the first time, his face darkened and he stared at the soldier, and frowned: "Why is it the second place?" β
"Uh-" The soldier didn't know why the mighty lord suddenly became angry, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "The first place must be our Xuanzang Zen Master!" β
, I don't care what kind of Zen master you are, for the good life of my Hestia, that is, if the Buddha comes, Lao Tzu also wants to poop, urinate, all kinds of changes...... Wei Wu's eyes burst out with the flame of perseverance fighting for international friends, and he gritted his teeth and said: "First place, it's still me!" β
(To be continued)