Episode 73 Silly Fork

I looked at the hundreds of people around me, and I couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh, I really can't say what I can't say...... At that moment, I suddenly saw thousands of demonized crows falling densely on the beams and shelves of the main hall!

At that moment, I was so frightened that I jumped up and shouted, "Demonized Crow!" "Quickly reach out and draw a gun. Qianli Yuqi hugged me and said loudly: "Master Laohua, don't shoot~ That's not a demonized crow, that's a red-billed crow." ”

I calmed down and looked closer, and sure enough, the black-haired birds were slightly different from the crows, their beaks were red, and they were not jet-black like crows.

My stupid apprentice let go of me and said with a smile: "Many people from other places think that the red-billed crow is a crow, but I didn't expect that today's old flower master also looked away." "Hearing this, I was really a little ashamed, thinking that today's encounter with the demonized crow can simply scare people to death, and I am afraid that it will leave sequelae. Since the outbreak of the Doomsday Virus, only when he encountered the demonized crocodile, Lu Jianhan was slightly injured, and the group of demonized crows he encountered at the foot of Phoenix Mountain made seven or eight of us bleed and embarrassed.

Speaking of which, the combat power of the demonized crow is not so strong, the main reason is that the number is large and fast, and the target is small, so it is particularly difficult to guard.

I raised my head, looked carefully at the countless red-billed crows overhead, and said with a wry smile: "Fortunately, these birds are not demonized, otherwise the consequences would have been very tragic." Jian Tianhan said beside him: "Old flower, I found a problem, it seems that animals are demonized. It's not very common, although humans, elephants, crocodiles, and crows will be demonized on a large scale. However, some animals are not affected at all, such as the green wolf pack on Phoenix Mountain. For example, the snakes summoned by the old witch in the base of Acacia Springs. ”

I nodded, put the pistol away, glanced at the red-billed crow I had just aimed, and scolded: "Grass your uncle, scared Lao Tzu and almost shot." The red-billed crow looked at me dissatisfiedly and said, "Grass your uncle, scared Lao Tzu and almost got shot." ”

I was amused when I heard it. Turning his head and asking Qianli Yuqi, "You little girl, you dare to lie to the master, what kind of red-billed crow, can the crow speak?" It's clearly a flock of starling birds! Before Qianli Yuqi could speak, the black bird opened its mouth and objected: "I'm not a starling, I'm not a starling, you're a starling." ”

Qianli Yuqi stretched his eyes and said with a wry smile: "This kind of bird is indeed called a red-billed crow." There are also many people who mistakenly think it is a starling bird. This bird can also learn to speak after being in contact with humans for a long time. ”

When I was a child, I heard that parrots can learn to speak. I really wanted to raise a parrot, but at that time my family was relatively poor and could not afford to buy a parrot. My dad fooled me and said that there were no parrots in our country, so I couldn't buy them. There was no internet at that time. You can only flip through the book and check the information. One of the most beloved skills of parrots is to imitate human words. In fact. Their "ventriloquism" is indeed very good among birds. It's a conditioned reflex, a mechanical imitation. This kind of imitation is also called imitation in science. Because birds do not have a well-developed cerebral cortex, they have no mind or consciousness and cannot understand the meaning of human language.

But then I found out that the Chinese starling bird also has a talent for imitating human speech, and the ability is stronger than that of a parrot, so from that time on, I made up my mind that one day I would raise a starling bird to play with.

At this time, I saw a red-billed crow who could learn to speak, and he chewed the words very clearly, and he couldn't help but be happy, and beckoned to the red-billed crow with a happy head, and said, "Come down, give Ye Le one." Unexpectedly, the bird didn't recognize life at all, and landed on my wrist with its wings, opened its mouth and shouted "quack, quack......" and then said confidently: "Ye is done, give me something to eat." ”

I glanced at my brothers, and when I saw that they were crying and laughing, I hooked the bird's beak with my finger, and scolded with a smile: "Little bastard, you don't suffer...... The bird's beak was faster than Jing'er, and immediately replied: "Old bastard, you are not bad." When I heard this, I became angry and shouted, "Bastard! Anyway, do you have the kind of errands you do? Is it fun to call just twice? ”

The stupid black bird despised me, pulled a puddle of bird poop on my wrist, and yelled at me, "I'm hungry, bring me something to eat." I grabbed a handful in my face in pain, turned around and shouted, "Little sword." Jian Tianhan took out a large piece of bread from his backpack and handed it to me.

I've never fed a bird, so I graciously delivered that big piece of bread directly to the silly bird. It glanced at the bread and immediately exclaimed, "I grass! Such a big piece! Boss, you are so generous! He pecked a big mouthful, but before he could swallow it, he spit out the breadcrumbs and scolded: "Mary next door, it's mustard." ”

If I hadn't endured it, I'd probably have laughed out of my eyes, this stupid bird is too alive, and I secretly made up my mind in my heart that I must adopt this guy. So I took it upon myself to peel off the flavored crust on the surface of the bread, and then beckoned to the silly bird: "It's okay this time, let's eat." ”

The stupid bird looked at me as it should have been, and without saying a word of thanks, he ate it in small bites, and as he ate it, he didn't forget to pull a puddle of bird poop on my palm.

My stupid apprentice made fun of it: "Master Laohua, this bird is quite related to you, why don't you adopt it, and give it a nice name." I thought about it for a moment and said, "Just call it a stupid fork." After listening to my words, he immediately raised his head and looked at me dissatisfied, and I quickly made a simple and honest appearance, and said: "Silly fork, eat quickly, it will be cold in a while." ”

The stupid fork "snorted" and continued to bow his head and eat violently.

When I saw this, I couldn't help but wonder a little and asked, "Why is the stupid fork starving like this tuberculosis ghost?" Qianli Yuqi sighed: "Who knows." A few days ago, they went out to eat together, but today they stayed at home all day and refused to go out. So far, I haven't eaten for a day. It's dark now, too. Looks like I'll only be able to go out tomorrow to find something to eat. ”

I couldn't help but wonder, although the current situation technology is very important, but the spirituality of animals is still not to be lost, these tens of thousands of red-billed crows do not eat all day, but what is it for?

It's a pity that human understanding of animals is so limited, I really can't guess why. Seeing the stupid fork eating high, he couldn't help laughing: "If you can't eat it, don't be reckless, save it for the next meal." Silly Fork stared at the messy piece of bread it pecked, and seemed a little reluctant. He muttered, "******, it's a waste!" ”

I touched its black feathers, put them on my shoulder, and said, "I don't embarrass you, if you want to go by yourself, if you don't want to go, follow me." The bird didn't appreciate it at all, and with a "hum", he stood on my shoulder, and shouted at the top of his voice, "It's time to eat!" The words did not fall. All at once flew over my head, through the door of the apse, and disappeared into the night. Under this order, a flock of birds bombed the camp. They all circled up, and groups followed the stupid forks and rushed out of the apse of King Lu's mausoleum.

The dust fell all over our faces, and many of us frowned. I was stunned and asked, "Red-billed chouges foraging at night?" ”

Qianli Yuqi also said inexplicably: "No...... Huang Xiaojun. You take the two brothers out to see what's going on. "The man named Huang Xiaojun is also very young. He said yes and went out with his two brothers. As soon as he got out of the door, he turned around and shouted, "Oops! Little Pony, hurry up and take a look. Qianli Yuqi's face changed color, grabbed the gun and rushed over, a few of us followed behind and also arrived at the door one after another, and looked outside, only to see large and small translucent ghosts flying in the sky, and couldn't help but be stunned.

Su Wan, Dead Fatty, and Xiao Nana and I have seen ghosts and ghosts together, and that one ghost ghost can make the entire corridor corpses all over the place, how many people can be killed by these thousands of ghosts and ghosts gathered together?

Qianli Yuqi obviously didn't realize the danger, and said beautifully, "What is this?" How can it still glow? It's beautiful. I hurriedly shouted, "Pretty you, that's a ghost, it's very dangerous, quickly tell everyone to hide." ”

As I was talking, a small ghost flew a few meters in front of me, I was so frightened that I hurriedly went to pull out the gun, and suddenly felt a breeze on my head, and the stupid fork flew over with a "whew", and pecked the little head of the ghost ghost in one bite, and then flew back with flickering wings and landed on my shoulder. I was surprised and delighted, and asked, "You're not afraid of ghosts and ghosts?" The stupid fork ignored me, jumped on my head, stretched out his paws and pulled my long hair into a bird's nest, and then fell down in peace. Look at the ghost ghost again, it has already floated to the ground, and the blue light on its body has disappeared, and it is actually dead. Silly Fork lay on my head and burped and muttered, "What a fat bug......"

"Look, look......" Jing'er pointed one finger in the air, and the other hand took my arm, and said: "I know the old flower, the red-billed crows are surrounding and destroying ghosts and ghosts, hehe, I really didn't expect that the nemesis of ghosts and ghosts is here." "I also saw the doorway, and couldn't help but be surprised and happy, thinking that this news must be transmitted back to the Fortune Duo base as soon as possible, if Brother Jiu knew the news, he might not be very happy.

The horror of ghosts and ghosts is what I and Su Wan and the dead fat man have seen with our own eyes, and until now, we can't figure out how ghosts and ghosts kill people. The dead fat man said that air jellyfish like ghosts and ghosts are likely to be highly poisonous, which can instantly numb the victim's body. According to Walle Cuban, when these ghosts bite their victims, they will also lay eggs on the victims, using the human body as a host to nourish and hatch the next generation of ghosts. That disgusting way of predation and reproduction has deeply shocked everyone in our Happiness, and many times, we take ghosts as the first target to prevent them.

The battle in mid-air continues, but it's more of a hunt than a fight. Although ghosts and ghosts fly very fast, their body structure is destined to be impossible for them to be as fast as red-billed crows, and the bigger the ghosts, the faster they will die, less than half an hour. The overwhelming ghosts and ghosts have been wiped out, and not even a single scum is left. All of them were eaten by the red-billed crows.

The stupid fork squatted in my hair and shouted, "It's time to get off work." It's time to get off work, it's time to get off work! Then the large flock of red-billed crows flew back into the main hall and returned to the top of the beams.

As usual, a few comrades became incontinent as they passed over our heads, but this time no one got tired of it and cheered.

I hurriedly said to Jian Tianhan: "Little Jian, quickly send a report to Brother Jiu, just say that we have found Chen Tingyao, and we also found that the red-billed crow is the natural enemy of ghosts and ghosts. He looked at Chisato Yuki, who was standing next to him. Then he said: "Qianli Yuqi, the person in charge of the Luwang Mausoleum base, has agreed to join Fortune and fight side by side with us. Qianli Yuqi nodded and said, "By the way, I am now the apprentice of Master Lao Hua. After saying that, he untied a silver chain from his neck, hung it around my neck, and said, "This is the apprenticeship." "I saw that the pendant of the chain looked like the claws of some animal, and it was very beautiful.

I wanted to say thank you. Before I could open my mouth, I saw Qianli Yuqi stretch out her hand to me and said, "Master Laohua, give me a greeting gift...... I like your pistol. "I'm dizzy. I'm dizzy, I can't take anything for nothing, there is really no free lunch in this world.

I turned my head to look around at hundreds of people looking at me. I really couldn't get off the stage, so I had to give my pistol to Chisato Yuqi. said: "There are not many bullets for the time being, so save some money." Qianli Yuqi nodded repeatedly. smiled and said: "Thank you, thank you, thank you Master Laohua, only the master is good in the world~ The apprentice with the master is a treasure......"

The stupid fork lay on my head, rolled over, and muttered in the Sichuan dialect: "Gua Wazi ......"

I thought to myself that Silly Fork has lived in this place for a long time, and all the tourists who come from the south and north of the country are in contact with it every day, and it is inevitable that he will meet people of low quality, and it is reasonable to learn some dirty words. I thought that I would have to take care of it in the future, and teach it to order 300 Tang poems or something, and it seems that we are more cultured.

Another important point is that according to the situation of the red-billed crow vs. the ghost just now, the stupid fork is obviously still the leader of this group of red-billed crows entrenched in the tomb of King Lu, if I can take care of this little thing, maybe I can have a biological team. The people of the dungeon can drive the monsters to fight us, so why can't our side treat them the way they do?

Of course, this is just wishful thinking, after all, you have to take into account the attitude of the stupid fork, if it is hard not to cooperate, I can't help it, I can't use a rope to tie it.

The internal building of the Luwang Mausoleum has an outer wall six meters high, coyotes, tigers, zombies or something, it is impossible to attack it, but such a brick wall will definitely not be able to stop the demonized crows. For so many days, the demonized crows have not attacked the tomb of King Lu, and in my opinion, I am afraid that I should be thankful for the tens of thousands of red-billed crows that live here. It is their presence that effectively stops the enemy from the sky.

Qianli Yuqi fiddled with the pistol in her hand, and the people next to her were envious and surrounded her, and everyone fiddled with them for a long time, and finally turned around and asked me: "How to use this thing?" ”

I collapsed...... I sometimes really feel that our country's national defense and military education is too ordinary and too sloppy, and many people have never seen a gun in their lives from birth to funeral home. In times of peace, it is indeed a very happy thing to stay away from arms and weapons, but once war comes, it can simply make people feel helpless, and they don't know how to use weapons...... When I first met Su Wan and the dead fat man, I was in such an embarrassing situation. On the contrary, looking back at the Acacia Spring base, when there were no weapons, it was indeed embarrassing, but once they had weapons, those people immediately became a team with quite strong combat effectiveness.

So I quickly and patiently showed them how to open the safe, how to disassemble the magazine, and how to load the bullet...... I was much more dedicated than Su Wan back then, and I described it carefully to Qianli Yuqi several times, until she got bored and pushed me away.

I'll take a look. I got them with a pistol, and I couldn't help but relax a lot, and quickly said I'm tired, you guys are also ready to prepare, pick a few people, prepare a car, and let's go find weapons tomorrow. Qianli Yuqi hurriedly agreed and arranged a few of us in a side hall. After the Luwang Mausoleum was converted into a tourist area, the internal facilities have changed a lot, and there are also some guest rooms that can accommodate people.

Chisato Yuki personally led the way and led a few of us to our place of residence. My newly adopted stupid fork didn't spread its wings and flew away, lying comfortably in my hair, dozing off a little bit. As soon as I saw that there was still a play, it seems that this little thing really has a lot of fate with me...... Even its penchant for swearing and swearing is similar to mine. I remember one time when I was discussing the plot of my book with my editor, I was used to scolding naturally: "Grass your uncle, why do you have so many things?" "Fortunately, my editor is more generous, and he didn't bother with me, a tasteless guy, and still gave me a good recommendation for the book, hehe.

After closing the door, the first thing was to interrogate Chen Tingyao, we helped him to the bed and lay down, and Jin **** started to remove and change the bandage for Chen Tingyao and re-bandage the wound. We saw that the wound on Chen Tingyao's chest was not big, but it didn't seem to know how deep it was, so we couldn't help but be a little frightened, and asked, "Man, how is your injury?" How did you get hurt? Who attacked you? What's the deal with that golden-colored metal feather arrow? ”

Chen Tingyao lay there and said with a sad face: "Brother Hua, I was attacked by the Flying Dragon Knight. The rest of us were startled, and I asked, "What?" What did you say? Wyvern Knight? (To be continued.) )