Chapter Thirty-Three: Finding Inspiration!
Liang Hui was obviously also bewitched, and at this moment he responded with a silver smile on his face: "Okay, you look at the serious appearance of the fifth brother, let's not call him!" Don't bother him with his business! ”
Sun Zhuoyi slapped his thigh and grinned: "Yes, let's not call him anymore!" Let him do the good thing! We're done with the good things, and we'll come back to him! Hey! ”
Wei Wu was indignant in his heart, slapped his thigh suddenly, and said righteously: "You guys, what do you mean!" We're here to do serious business, not to drink flower wine! How can you go! ”
When Sun Zhuoyi and Liang Hui were ashamed of themselves by his righteous words, they saw this old man's face flushed, and muttered in a low voice: "I want to go, I want to go, and I want the three of us to go together!" ”
The two of them were immediately moved by Wei Wu's shameless spirit, stared at each other for a while, and were stunned for a long time and said, "Fifth brother, you, don't do serious things?" ”
Wei Wumei smiled, grinned and said, "Hehe, fifth brother, is it difficult for me to help pull the bellows here?" Wu An just said, it will take two hours to finish this inner tank! Let's go, it just so happens that the fifth brother and I are very poetic, let's go to this Furong Building to find inspiration? ”
Sun Zhuoyi wiped a handful of cold sweat, this Wei Wuguo is really thick-skinned to the extreme, go to Furong Tower to find inspiration? I think you're looking for pleasure, right? Then the old man was relieved, and said with a thief smile: "Okay, Brother Wei, let's go!" Hey, that kid named Wu An, do a good job, do a good job, my grandson will make you a lot of money! ”
Under the guidance of Liang Hui, the three of them rushed to the Furong Building with great interest, and when they arrived at the Yangtze River, Liang Hui freely found a passenger boat, opened his mouth and smiled: "This Furong Building and our Yellow Crane Tower are known as the two famous buildings in Ezhou, but our Yellow Crane Tower is the main host of wine feasts, and this Furong Building is hehe!"
Sun Zhuoyi and Wei Wuxin laughed twice in understanding, and the three of them crossed the Yangtze River, but they saw that there were also rich people gathered here, and there were many green buildings, which was extremely prosperous.
"Liang Hui, where is the Furong Building you are talking about?" Wei Wu saw that this side of the shore was a different scenery, flying eaves and pavilions, I don't know how many, from time to time a few talented people with smiling faces hurried by, his heart was twitching, thinking that he came to this world but it was the first time to visit the Qinglou, he couldn't help but open his mouth and asked.
Liang Hui smiled again and again, and waved his hand to a pavilion not far away: "Look, that's it!" ”
Sun Zhuoyi and Wei Wu looked at Liang Hui's hand, but saw a gorgeous pavilion standing in the distance, three stories high, with fluttering flags and lanterns hanging high.
Before he could get closer, he heard the silver laughter of the men and the coquettishness of the girls. Wei Wu only felt a tingle all over his body, and couldn't help but speed up his pace, but when he saw Sun Zhuoyi, he usually said that he was a mixed person, but at this moment, he passed the two of them directly, and his old face was full of smiles, and he went straight to Furong Building.
"Yo, this official, you're here! Quick, inside please! When the enthusiastic old bustard saw a strong man with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, with a silver smile on his face, and a double knife at his waist, he hurriedly twisted his fat buttocks to meet him, glanced at Sun Zhuoyi charmingly, and said with a smile.
Wei Wuyi almost vomited out when he saw the appearance of this old bustard, and this figure and face dared to come out to greet guests? Is it to scare the guests away? If Li Muxin is here, she can recognize that this old bustard is the flower-like girl who looks quite refreshing in front of the Yellow Crane Tower.
Sun Zhuoyi smiled silverly, grabbed it with his big hand and said, "Yo, such a beautiful girl also came out to welcome guests?" Uncle Ben will ask you to accompany you by name today! ”
Ruhua Jiao gasped, threw a charming wink, pinched her throat and replied: "This official, you are laughing again, there are many beautiful sisters in our Hibiscus Building, and I am old and decrepit."
Sun Zhuoyi didn't pay attention to it, and pinched her twice violently, but his eyes were full of joy. Wei Wu was stunned, isn't this Sun Zhuoyi so good?
"Vomit-" There was a sudden sound of vomiting behind him, Wei Wu looked back, but it was Liang Hui holding on to a small tree, vomiting so much that the bile was about to come out.
It's no wonder that Sun Zhuoyi finally fought at the border, where did he visit a decent green building? It seems that the appearance of this flower in front of him is placed at the border, but it is also at the level of an oiran.
Sun Zhuoyi took out a piece of silver from his arms, stuffed it into his chest, touched two more handfuls, and grinned: "Let's go, Brother Wei, Liang Hui, let's go in!" ”
Ruhua happily took the silver, smiled and took a step back, but touched the pale Liang Hui's buttocks, the corners of the latter's mouth twitched, and he almost vomited again.
Sun Zhuoyi put his arm on Wei Wu's shoulder, pressed the latter into a bared tooth, and then said proudly: "Little Brother Wei, when it comes to poetry and songs, ten of my old grandsons are not as good as you, but when it comes to the ability to visit the Qinglou, hum, I'm afraid you are still a child!" Let me tell you today, no matter what kind of pretty girl, as long as you smash it with silver, hehe, don't you have to obediently hug you and call you uncle? ”
Wei Wu was secretly funny in his heart, do you still want to teach this? In my previous life, I don't know how many girls fell under the big pants of the fifth brother! Fifth brother, I picked up my sister's silver, and I can buy a Rolls-Royce, but I nodded again and again, and said with a teachable look: "Brother Sun is very true!" ”
Sun Zhuoyi thought that he was more than a step above Wei Wu in the matter of visiting the Qinglou, and felt that Wei Wu, who had taught this bullying of the vast number of talents in Ezhou, had a lot of face in his heart, and nodded with satisfaction.
Although it is broad daylight, this Furong Building is not quiet, the warbler Yanyan in the courtyard ushered in the send-off, the white flowers on the thighs and breasts are as dazzling as silver, Liang Hui and Wei Wu looked around excitedly.
Wei Wu was dizzy by Bai Sheng's chest, and quietly swept around the girls, but felt that these girls were mediocre, and couldn't help but shake his head secretly, there was no such ugly bustard in any place in his previous life, and even the girls were better than here
Sun Zhuoyi grinned to find a round table and sat on it, hugged the two girls, and reached into his arms with his big hands to knead them wantonly. In the spirit of happiness and hardship, he glanced at Liang Hui, who was hugging a petite girl, and nodded with satisfaction. But when he saw Wei Wuzheng there, he stood silently, looked around, seemed to be quite curious, and opened his mouth to say, "Little Brother Wei, are you really still a child?" Let go and play! I'm in for a treat today! ”
"No need, Brother Sun, you can just let go and play! I, I'll take a look first" Wei Wu was shocked in his heart, he didn't know if he had AIDS this year, but Hualiu disease and gonorrhea were decided, and he hurriedly waved his hand.
Sun Zhuoyi patted the plump girl's buttocks in his arms, grinned and said, "Haha, I know, little brother Wei, you don't like these goods anymore?" It's okay, I'll pick you two with fine skin and tender meat, which is guaranteed to make you comfortable to heaven! ”
Since Wei Wu gave him five hundred taels of silver in the name of partnership business last night, he felt that this Wei Wu had a lot of appetite for himself, and he paid special attention to whether his "childish" little brother was comfortable playing.
He slammed the table and shouted, "Hey, bustard, bustard, you have the most watery girl here to call me two, my little brother Wei doesn't look down on these ordinary goods!" ”
The old bustard quickly brought the two little chicks over, glanced at Wei Wu charmingly, and said with a smile: "This Wei Gongzi, this is the most watery sister we have here except for the Oiran!" These two chicks are also quite beautiful, obviously this old bustard does not dare to save the face of Sun Zhuoyi, the official.
Sun Zhuoyi slapped the table and frowned, "Hmph, why don't you call the Oiran?" Don't you think I don't have any money? ”
When the old bustard saw that the official in front of him was about to get angry, he was startled, and the powder on his face fell off a layer, and he hurriedly smiled and said: "This official doesn't know, our Oiran of the Furong Building is a newcomer recently, and he is a clean man!" ”
Sun Zhuoyi's thick eyebrows were raised, and he was about to get angry, but Wei Wu grinned and said, "Oh? If you don't sell your body, what does it have to do with whether you come to accompany me? He didn't want to give the first time he came to this world to the girl, so he hurriedly forked the way.
"Hmph, my young lady never accompanies her children, and she can only see her if she passes the four tests of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. A few years ago, even the first talent in Ezhou, Liu Daoxu, failed to pass three times, and returned with a feather! Suddenly, a crisp voice came from upstairs, and Wei Wu looked up, but it was a little girl with bright eyes and bright teeth, who was looking at Wei Wu with an annoyed face at the moment.
As soon as this little girl came out, many guests downstairs immediately discussed, and they could vaguely hear it: "This Miss Qiu Niang, but it's amazing, it is said that even Lord Thorn Shi has wanted to see it several times but can't!" ”
Phew, what about Qiu Niang? Autumn girl? Wei Wu bared his teeth, feeling in his heart that the name of this oiran was quite unlevel.
"Hmph, isn't it just qin, chess, calligraphy and painting, and what is that Liu Daoxu? Now he is my little brother Wei's apprentice! Sun Zhuoyi bared his teeth and shouted loudly with disdain.
Liang Hui also echoed: "Hmph, our fifth brother is the first talent in Ezhou!" No matter what Li Qiuniang or Aunt Wang's are, they are all captured."
Wei Wu's old face suddenly turned purple, tears welled up in his eyes, and he scolded angrily in his heart, you two fools, fifth brother and I are low-key in my life, and I don't want to provoke right and wrong, you have to let Lao Tzu go back again? Frustrate the sharpness of this Oiran Li Qiuniang?
"Oh? Are you the second Wei Wu of the Yellow Crane Tower? A voice that reached to the bones passed through the wooden door and gently swayed with the wind.
Wei Wu listened to this voice, only felt that his whole body was soft, he trembled vividly, and said with a smile on his old face: "That's, I am the fifth brother Wei who is widely spread in Ezhou, with iron teeth and copper teeth, and a couplet who despises Ezhou!" ”
There was a chuckle from the upper floor, and Wei Wu only felt that just listening to this laughter, a certain part of his body was already stirring uncontrollably.
"Xiaolian, you go and ask Gongzi Wei to come up and accept this test!" After a long time, the voice came again, and it was actually inviting Wei Wu to go upstairs to be tested.
Wei Wu scratched and smiled, this feeling of being a celebrity is really good, others have to pay attention to us if you report your name! He turned around and waved his hands at Sun Zhuoyi and Liang Hui, and said with a hippie smile: "You guys play slowly, I'm just thinking about a silver poem, go up to find inspiration first!" ”
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