Chapter 60: Lao Du's whimper

I said, Zhu Wan'er has been deeply attracted to the fifth brother and me, but I can't tell Xin'er anymore. The two chicks almost didn't kill me last night, if there is one more, then I won't be stabbed to death by Xin'er, this chick?

Wei Wu twitched the corners of his mouth, and said with a blushing face: "Hehe, this person!" It is Zhu Zhushi's younger brother - Zhu Bajie! ”

"Zhu Bajie?" Li Muxin's willow eyebrows frowned slightly, thought for a moment, and said with her cherry lips: "This Zhu Bajie, I heard that he was born with a fat head and big ears, extremely obese, and he has no knowledge but prefers to show off the wind!" ”

I said, Xin'er knows Zhu Bajie very well! Fifth brother, I am such a discerning person, and I can see this!

Wei Wu said with a jealous face: "Alas, Xin'er, do you know that guy more than me?" ”

"Phew!" Li Muxin's face was dizzy, and she said with disgust: "You are a person - but you are even more unlearned, shameless and obscene, and flamboyant!" Always lie to our daughter's family! ”

After saying this, Li Muxin was ashamed and annoyed, how could she say such embarrassing words, and in an instant, the flush spread from her cheeks to the roots of her ears, and she drooped her head and said, "This Zhu Bajie, how can he be crazy and crazy?" But his sister, my good friend Wan'er in Beijing, could help. ”

When Wei Wu heard what she said, his eyes suddenly glowed green--my family Xin'er still knows my heart well! Actually, this Zhu Bajie is indeed useless! Well, I'm going to ask Zhu Wan'er to be the editor-in-chief, that's for the country and the people, the grand duke - my private good thing!

When Wei Wu heard this, he pretended to have a straight old face, and said seriously: "Xin'er, you know me!" I'm a person, my charm is really hard to control, I'm afraid"

"Poof!" Li Muxin was amused by him and laughed out loud, and teased: "My sister, but I want to marry a talented all-rounder who can govern the country with literary ability, martial arts ability, and talent!" Just you-" Speaking of this, she glanced at Wei Wu shyly, and then lowered her voice, and said shyly: "You can only deceive"

"Hey, hey!" Wei Wulao's face was flushed, and he stepped forward and grabbed Li Muxin's soft water, and said in a sly manner: "Xin'er, but, you know!" Haasbend's charm is so amazing that men, women and children kill all ages! I'm afraid" He paused slightly, his old face flushed, and he said shyly: "I'm afraid that your sister can't help herself, and pushes me down on the bed, I'm so thin, but how can I resist?"

"Phew!" Li Muxin snorted lightly, raised her blushing head, glared at him viciously, and said angrily: "Hmph, if you really have such a great charm" Speaking of this, she was puzzled - after a long conversation yesterday, she also learned that this Li Qiuniang is such a woman with vision, she can like him, and herself, is this person really very charming?

"Humph!" Li Qiuniang frowned, withdrew her hand, glared at him fiercely, and said, "You are not allowed to lie to my sister Wan'er!" ”

I said, when have I ever lied to someone! It's like I'm lying all day long, I'm afraid that Zhu Wan'er won't be able to stand the strong domineering aura in me, and take the initiative to come **, alas-Fifth brother, I'm just sitting in chaos

Wei Wu was thinking wildly in his heart, but he said with a serious face: "I will never lie to you Sister Wan'er!" But in my heart, I added a sentence at the back - if Zhu Wan'er's chick took the initiative to send it up, cough cough, I can't help it!

The two talked about the tea farmers and silk households, who were exploited at all levels, and Wei Wukou was a tirade, often popping up new words, such as news supervision, complaint mailbox, etc. Li Muxin was at a loss when she heard it, and she didn't understand until Wei Wu explained it carefully. But in his heart, he was puzzled, this person was usually giggling and flamboyant, except for the "Yi Mai Jing", he had not read a few books, how to talk about the business hall is extraordinary.

When it comes to today's government affairs, when the emperor Li Longji, the great annihilator Yang Guozhong, and the great eunuch Gao Lishi, Wei Wu even said that Li Muxin had cold sweat on his forehead, and his lips were slightly flushed: "You must not say these words to others in the future!" ”

Wei Wu grinned and responded: "Hehe, these ** words on the side of the pillow, I will only say it to my family Xin'er!" ”

"Phew!" Li Muxin's face flushed, and she said, "Who talked to you about the pillow!" ”

On the second day, Wei Wuda got up early in the morning, and the strength that he had been pregnant for three years was no longer sleepy, so he hurriedly washed up, went to the backyard Beixie Garden to eat the "staff meal", and then took a big stride and walked towards the outside of the building.

As soon as he came out of the Yellow Crane Tower, he saw Du Zongwu running over with a sweaty head, and when he saw Wei Wu from a distance, he opened his mouth and shouted: "Fifth brother-"

Damn, I'll meet you when I go out! Wei Wu saw that the broom star who had done bad things for himself yesterday strode towards him, hurriedly stumbled, pretending not to hear, and looked around: "Huh? Who's calling me?! ”

Seeing Du Zongwu standing in front of him, Wei Wu hurriedly pretended to be invisible, and reached out to grope forward, muttering to himself: "Eh, how can there be an extra wall here out of thin air?" ”

"Fifth brother!" Du Zongwu's voice was like a bell, and he roared: "Fifth brother, what's wrong with your eyes? ”

I said! You fool, you want to deafen me!

Wei Wu was so frightened by his loud roar that he took two steps back, and then shook his head violently, and the two looked at the fool standing in front of him in confusion, and said suspiciously: "Huh? Zongwu, when are you here? ”

Then he remembered something, and glared at him viciously: "Just now, I practiced the colorless and phaseless magic skills, and I just entered the realm of phaselessness, but I suddenly heard a thunder explosion in the sky, which is really hateful!" It shook me out of the realm of nothingness! ”

Du Zongwu was secretly glad in his heart that the fifth brother didn't know that he had woken him up from the realm of phaselessness, and he grinned and said with a simple smile: "Fifth brother, my father said it!" Let me follow you in the future! ”

Damn, where am I going to take you bastard, and that won't kill me? How else can I exude the aura of a king and attract all kinds of beautiful girls? Wei Wu's heart suddenly became angry.

"Ahh Wei Wu was shocked: "Lao Du-your father, what are you letting me do?" ”

Du Zongwu scratched his head and said, "Well, my father said, you have to do a big thing, let me learn from you!" And take care of you! ”

After that, he suddenly remembered something, took out a letter from his arms, and handed it to Wei Wudao: "This is my father, let me hand it over to you!" ”

Wei Wu took the letter casually, only to see that this envelope was extremely delicate and meticulous, it was actually sewn raw with light peach-colored silk, dense needles and fine threads, and there was a faint fragrance of rouge pollen.

Could it be that this envelope was made by Du Yan's little girl? Ahem, could it be a token of love given to me by Lao Du? Wei Wu's heart was scratching, but he remembered that Lao Du and the others were very efficient, and they wrote it in such a short time?

took out one letter, but saw that it was written by Old Man Du, and after looking at it carefully, Wei Wu suddenly felt confused. But I saw this big book on the paper:

"Woohoo! Alas! Shechen is in charge, and the etiquette collapses! Old decay - weaving silk and spinning for more than ten years, now it is said that the liver and intestines are broken - woohoo lament! Sadness! There is no dry place in the bedside room, and the rain feet are like hemp and have not been broken. Silk is as cheap as grass and less sleep, and the long night is wet, why do you want to whine! ”

Hundreds of words were sprinkled throughout the text, but there was a big book on it with "Woohoo, lament, relatives, sorrow", which made Wei Wu dizzy, hurriedly put the letterhead in his arms, swallowed fiercely and spitted: "Ahem, go Zongwu, let's go to do serious business!" ”

Du Zongwu saw that Wei Wu's face was cloudy after reading the letterhead, and he remembered that he had disturbed the fifth brother's divine cultivation again, so he hurriedly responded: "Okay! Fifth brother, where are we going? ”

"Assassin Shifu-" Wei Wu walked in front with his hands in front, and he didn't look back, extremely chic.

Ezhou Thorn History Mansion built quite magnificent, far away from the old to see the front of the green tile Zhu eaves, the layer of the platform tired, the tall door of the mansion is painted with vermilion lacquer, bright and dripping, the two huge stone lions on the side of the door have their own form, majestic and extraordinary.

"Stop!" The two sturdy soldiers in front of the door, with a long knife in their hands, blocked the steps of the two, and said with an arrogant expression: "Who are you waiting for?" What is the matter with the assassination of the Historian's Mansion? ”

Wei Wu grinned and said, "Brother Bing! We are here to meet Zhu Gongzi! Please be accommodating! ”

"Huh?" The door on the left side had dark skin, frowned, slanted Wei Wu's eyes, and said, "We don't have Zhu Gongzi here!" Only Lord Zhu! ”

"Huh? Isn't there a Zhu Gongzi? Zhu Bajie, Zhu Gongzi! Wei Wu wondered.

"Phew!" This doorman glanced at Wei Wu coldly, raised his head arrogantly and said, "Just him?" It's just a concubine who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it, hmph, is he also Zhu Gongzi? ”

"Ugh!" Even the two security guards dared to open their mouths to insult him at will, and the feelings of this Zhu Bajie were very whimpering and mournful in the Assassin's Mansion!

Wei Wu twitched the corners of his mouth, and said with an old smile: "Then we are here to find Zhu Bajie!" ”

"Humph!" Mending snorted coldly, glanced at Wei Wu and Du Zongwu, and said in his heart: The one who came to find Zhu Bajie is a waste, and there are no good things, look at the clothes on these two shabby goods

"Not allowed!" The other doorman snorted coldly, and the long knife in his hand pressed forward, forcing Wei Wu to take a step back.

Du Zongwu saw that his fifth brother was being bullied, how could he endure it. The eyeballs rolled fiercely, the big hand pinched and crackled, stepped forward and grabbed the back of the knife, and with a little force, the doorman was dragged by him alive.

Damn, Zongwu, I've convinced you, this is the Assassin's Mansion! said that it was too late, and when Wei Wu reacted, he wanted to stop it, but it was too late, and he saw that the doorman was thrown behind by Du Zongwu casually, and he fell and ate.

Another doorman saw that his companion was held by the big man on the opposite side of the knife, and he flew out lightly, knowing that this time he must have encountered a martial arts person who robbed the house, his face was pale, he raised his hand and pointed at Du Zongwu, and shouted fiercely and inwardly: "You villain!" Dare to make trouble in the Assassin's Mansion, it is simply Tai Sui's head breaking ground, and he is impatient! ”

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