Brilliant lights and brilliant colors.

I don't know when, the lively hall was already full of people.

The officials sitting on the second floor frequently raised glasses to each other and laughed about the great time in front of them. It's just that the strange thing is that they are ministers of the same dynasty, and the two factions are indeed like fire and water, and they don't get along with each other.

Officials from all departments sat here and clinked glasses with the people next to them.

And pointing to the wide stage downstairs, the dancing and singing woman groped her chin, her eyes full of admiration.

Turning his head again, he looked at the prince's table, and after seeing the situation of the prince's table, many officials were stunned. With wide eyes, he looked at the prince on the table in amazement, and the scholar ate and drank without grace.

Seeing that the scholar still nodded his head from time to time, he was obviously quite satisfied with the food in front of him. And the waiter of the criminal department, who has always been shameless and cold-blooded, even filled the wine for the scholar himself. Many officials were stunned and looked away, pretending not to know.

can't blame Lu Heng for eating like this.

From going out in the morning, until now, the water has not been stained, and the grain of rice has not entered. I've been hungry for a long time.

finally waited until he went home, and before he could sit down and take a breath, he was pulled here by Wu Ningyuan.

At the end of the day, Lu Heng couldn't bear it anymore.

At this time, seeing the table full of dishes in front of him, Lu Heng could control what others thought, and began to eat wildly.

He was eating with his head down, when suddenly the atmosphere around him became a little quiet.

Lu Heng was concentrating on holding a roast chicken, chewing with a mouth full of grease. After feeling this atmosphere, the movements in my hands stopped for a while. raised his head, but saw Wu Ningyuan tilting his head and looking to the side. The look was very embarrassed. Zhang Wenshan, on the other hand, lowered his head and counted his fingers, took a closer look, and saw that the old man was smiling.

And only Hong Fatzi, looking at the roast chicken in Lu Heng's hand with bright eyes, kept swallowing saliva, and the wine pot that helped Lu Heng fill the wine in his hand had already dried up, and at this time it was leaking drop by drop.

"Let's come along!" Lu Heng smiled, pushed a fat roast suckling pig in front of Hong Quan, and invited with a smile.

"Good!" Hong Quan couldn't bear it anymore, and after seeing Lu Heng invite him. Immediately unceremonious, rolled up his sleeves, revealing his white fat arms. Hey, wrap the fat roast suckling pig.

opened his bloody mouth and bit off the pig's nose in one bite. Saliva splashed and crunched.

"Well, good craftsmanship, lips and teeth!" Hong Fatzi raised his arm, wiped the oil stains on the corner of his mouth, his eyes were shining, and after a sigh of praise, he took another bite and directly bit off the pig's tail.

Burst...... Seeing that this fat man was so ruthless, the shocked eyes of many officials fell.

When the fat man even bit off the pig whip in one bite, these officials with a solemn demeanor could no longer hold back the horror in their hearts, and the wine in their mouths spurted out.

Rattle, rat......tle, creepy sounds rang in my ears.

Lu Heng looked sideways, and watched in horror as Hong Fat Man bit the pig whip on his little finger and even the bones, and then swallowed it in one gulp.

The corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, he took a deep breath, looked at Hong Fat Man with admiration, and praised in his heart: "What a good mouth!" ”

"Come on, Yongzheng, don't patronize and eat!" Hong Fat Man raised his sleeve, wiped the corners of his mouth, and then wiped his hands on the tube bubble, which stained his hands with oil. Picking up the small wine cup, he laughed at Lu Heng and said.

"Let's go!" Lu Heng smiled, picked up the wine cup, touched him, and then the two laughed, ignoring the alien gazes of the people around him, raised his head, and drank it all.

Burst...... The people around are squirting rice again!

The two of them were still so leisurely and contented, and continued to eat and drink.

was eating, turned his head, but saw Wu Ningyuan and Zhang Wenshan blushing, so ashamed that they wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into, Lu Heng smiled, and sighed slightly in his heart. Hey, I forgot about these two.

A plate of chicken wings was delivered to them: "Don't you want to have some?" ”

Belch...... Wu Ningyuan and Zhang Wenshan, who were thinking about whether they should find a different place, so as not to be so embarrassed, suddenly heard Lu Heng's words, and their bodies couldn't help but tremble.

Just when I wanted to raise my head, make a look of not knowing, and reprimand Lu Heng for his unreasonableness...... Grunt...... A belly growl sounded suddenly.

Zhang Wenshan turned his head angrily, and looked at Wu Ningyuan, who lowered his head again, blushing, and extremely shy.

"Ahem, I'm really hungry!" Wu Ningyuan smiled, stretched out his hand and secretly took a chicken wing, then lowered his head, and ate elegantly like a little daughter-in-law who smiled without leaking teeth.

However, the next moment, Wu Ningyuan's actions stunned everyone who was doing it.

I saw that Wu Ningyuan stretched out his fingers, pinched the short chicken wings, and then smiled embarrassedly, suddenly raised his head, threw it with his hand, and with a bang, he opened his mouth directly and swallowed the chicken wings flying in the air.

Licking his lips, he exclaimed seriously: "Good craftsmanship!" ”

Belch...... He doesn't seem to have chewed!

Lu Heng looked at Wu Ningyuan's peerless skill in amazement, and his heart was horrified.

turned his head, but saw Hong Quan and Zhang Wenshan, their mouths were wide open, and saliva flowed out.

Obviously, this kind of appearance was shocked by Wu Ningyuan.

"Look at what!" Wu Ning was far from impressed, and said with a normal expression: "On the battlefield, how can there be enough time to eat, if you have good things, of course you have to hurry up and kill them, whether you can digest them or not!" ”

Hearing this, Lu Heng's expression froze, he took a deep breath, and nodded seriously.

As he spoke, Wu Ningyuan had already dried up the chicken wings, and after wiping his mouth, he looked at the empty plate with unfinished eyes.

"Come on, come on ten!" As a subordinate, how can you let the prince be hungry, Hong Quan immediately called the maid, waved his hand, and shouted.

"Elder Zhang, don't you want to have some?" Now there are three people involved, and Zhang Wenshan is sitting here, looking a little out of tune. Lu Heng pushed a pot of mountain soup in front of him and asked questions with a smile.

Zhang Wenshan's body trembled, raised his head, looked at Lu Heng, and then looked at the expectant eyes of the other two, his heart was ruthless, and he took the pot of soup with heavy eyes.

The son said, there are blessings and hardships together. If you want to be embarrassed, let's be embarrassed together!

Zhang Wenshan said fiercely in his heart, and then, in the eyes of the other three people, from relief to shock, they picked up the big pot of soup and drank it in one gulp.

"This ......"

The three of them looked at each other with shocked expressions.

And the officials who were secretly watching around them, after seeing the people at the prince's table, were so arrogant, their admiration for these people in their hearts was overwhelming.

"Lord Zhang, heroism!"

"The prince is mighty!"

"Hong Dada's generosity!"

For a while, the applause became one.

Hearing these cheers, the three people who had already torn off their faces laughed, and they all got up, hugged their fists and smiled in return.

"Mencius said, it is better to be happy alone than to be happy together!" The prince smiled sinisterly, and then waved his hand: "Come on, serve soup to all the experts!" ”

Everyone: "......"

As soon as it fell, I saw the maids, each carrying a soup the size of a porcelain basin, like a butterfly wearing flowers, and walked through the table here.

For a moment, the sound of Bazbazz, gurgling, rang out.

On the other side, An Peng and the others all looked sideways, their eyes full of incomprehension.

"My lord, what should we do?"

One of the subordinates stepped forward and asked.

"Why don't we do it too?" An Peng has also been hungry for a long time, and he is already hungry. At this time, looking at the guys opposite, eating and drinking without grace, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva and asked in a low voice.

"Your Excellency!" The subordinates, who were already hungry, suddenly had their eyes lit up. Hearing this, he hurriedly thanked An Peng for his wisdom and martial arts.

Thereupon...... The entire Shaolin abbot after the 80s has become a lively restaurant.

It's just that everyone is immersed in food and wine, and they seem to get a little carried away. Unexpectedly, even a few uninvited guests came in, but they didn't notice it.

Once Wu Ningyuan's gang is released, the scale will be bigger than anyone else.

I saw that this victorious general on the battlefield was holding a sea bowl at this time, drinking wine heavily, and exposing his arms very windily, showing off his muscles.

And Hong Fatzi was not to be outdone, he directly lifted his official robe, and showed off his big belly to a thin monkey-like person.

And Zhang Wenshan was on the side, and after seeing this situation, he was also happy to lean forward and lean back. He held the wine cup in his hand, and it was shaky. wisps of beard, and then extremely handsome put a strand of black hair behind, twisted his beard, and began to recite poems: "The Manchu Dynasty is a civil and military official, and each has his own talents." Several times now talented guests, only Wenshan returns to nature! ”

This guy, with his beard stroked, stood aside, shaking his head and reciting limericks, as if he was very high.

It's just that as soon as the words fell, he heard a joking sound from the side, Zhang Wenshan was stunned, and he was wondering who it was. I heard a poem that was more windy than myself: "Although the mountains return to nature, but the poems are all laughing and talking." Dajiang Tao to remove the flashy meaning, except for the gentleman, it is all in vain! ”

Well?

Who is it, who is it exactly?

Dare to recite poems in front of the first genius of the Great Zhou Dynasty that year. Still fucking solitaire? Who, who is so self-conscious, class on axe?

Zhang Wenshan, who was drunk, turned his head violently, and after seeing the person who came clearly, the wine in his mind suddenly became clear.

"Your Majesty...... Under? Zhang Wenshan looked at the familiar old man in front of him in amazement, his mouth opened wide, and he stammered in surprise.

The wine cup in his hand was already tilted, and the pure wine was dripping and wetting the cheongsam, and he didn't even notice it.

Hearing Zhang Wenshan's words, His Majesty, everyone who was doing it was stunned. Turning his head with difficulty, he looked at it, and suddenly the corners of his mouth opened in fright, and the wine flowed out.

The uninvited guest who came in was the son of heaven. The current Emperor of the Great Zhou.

At this time, he was smiling and looking at Wu Ningyuan, who was showing his white belly, the corners of his mouth twitched, obviously wanting to laugh but afraid of losing his dignity.

Hong Quan, who was playing with his big belly, saw that the person in front of him turned out to be the son of heaven, and he was so frightened that he forgot to tie his trouser belt, so he stood in place in a stunned place, stunned. The fat belly shimmered in the dim light.

"Brother has seen Your Majesty!" Among these people, the first to react was Wu Ningyuan. I saw that this guy rolled down his sleeves in a hurry, then stood up, straightened his clothes, and prepared to salute.

"Eighth brother doesn't have to be polite!" The emperor laughed, waved his hand to stop Wu Ningyuan from saluting, and then stepped forward and patted Wu Ningyuan cordially, turned his head, and said with a smile to everyone: "Today is the Hundred Flowers Poetry Club, so there are only friends here, no monarchs and ministers, Aiqing doesn't have to be polite!" ”

After comforting the three people in front of him in such a way, the emperor smiled, thoughtfully tugged at his third-grade official robe, smashed his mouth, and said with an indifferent smile: "I came out in a hurry, so I had to change into an official robe casually!" ”

Looking at the emperor's expression, beside him, the courtiers around him, he still didn't understand.

"Your Majesty is wise and martial, although it is a third-grade official robe, it can also wear the majesty of the Son of Heaven!"

"Well, Wenshan's words are reasonable, the imperial brother has been handsome and extraordinary since he was a child. It's old now, uh...... In fact, he is not old, it is the time when he is in his prime, wearing this purple official mansion, he is really a talent! Wu Ningyuan stroked his beard and nodded in praise, but the old boy seemed to be drunk, and he almost slapped a horse's hoove, and when he woke up, he quickly changed his words.

"Your Majesty, you are the king of all vehicles, but you have all the people in your heart. Now that I am dressed in civilian clothes and come to have fun with me, it is really a blessing for the Great Zhou and the world! Hong Fat Man put down his robe seriously and covered his belly. His face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he patted the emperor's horses with a righteous face.

was praised by so many people, and all kinds of flattery were heard in my ears for a while. The emperor was also a little carried away for a while, and got carried away.

The emperor frowned, glanced at his own costume, tugged at it, and then circled in place, smiled casually, and said with self-pity: "Heh, I thought that I would pick one at random, and I could wear such an effect, but I never thought of it before!" ”

After smashing his mouth like this, after a bit of narcissism, the emperor raised his head again and asked, "Does it really fit?" ”

"Awesome!"

"Perfect!"

"Incomparable!"

For a while, the flattery in my ears resounded again.

When the emperor heard this, he smiled happily, stroked his beard, and smiled, his eyes full of pride.

"Aiqing doesn't have to be polite, sit down" The emperor Lao Huai comforted, laughed, waved his hand very happily, and then took the lead in sitting down.

"Hey, where's Yongzheng?" After the emperor glanced at it, he didn't find Lu Heng, and in his heart, he looked at Wu Ning from afar.

Although it was a simple sentence of Yongzheng, it shocked Zhang Wenshan and the others who were about to sit down, and after secretly glancing at each other, their eyes were full of shock.

Your Majesty, you actually call your subordinates like this, it seems that this is the first time I have heard it.

What does this mean, His Majesty knows Lu Heng, and he has a lot of relationships. Damn, looking at Your Majesty's easy-going appearance, it is obvious that Your Majesty does not regard Lu Heng as a subordinate, but ...... Friend.

A look of shock flashed in the eyes of the three of them, and after glancing at each other, their expressions were all the same.

"Hey, Hong Aiqing, have you seen Yongzheng?" After the emperor looked around, he still didn't find any trace of Lu Heng, and then he turned his head and asked Hong Quan on the side.

"Uh...... Yes! Hong Quan, who was whispering to Zhang Wenshan, woke up suddenly after hearing the emperor's question, and hurriedly hugged his fists and said, "Back to Your Majesty, Yongzheng went to the toilet?" I guess I'm going to pee! ”

Hong Quan talked nonsense without concealment, but he never saw the emperor's appearance at this time. His saliva was flying, laughing and saying, his eyebrows fluttering.

The Emperor was about to take a sip of a glass of golden wine. But when he suddenly heard this, the corners of his eyes twitched, and then he quietly put down his chopsticks, stroked his beard and nodded leisurely.

"Since that's the case, then you can only blame him for not having a mouth!" The emperor sneered and glanced at Hong Quan, seeing that this guy's body shrank, and then lowered his head to make an ostrich shape, the emperor felt comfortable in his heart.

After coughing, he beckoned his entourage, then asked the entourage to put a brocade box on the table, slowly opened the box, and took out a stack of dishes.

"This is ......" The emperor's tone was very calm, but the smug look in his eyes could not be concealed. However, when he saw the table full of delicacies, his face suddenly stiffened, and he coughed: "This is for the eunuchs, all Aiqing!" ”

After the emperor pointed to the wine and food on the table, he looked at Wu Ningyuan and the others with a smile: "You Aiqing's food is good!" ”

"Hey, hey, hey!" The three of them trembled in their hearts and laughed awkwardly.

The emperor looked at the brocade box, his coarse tea and light rice, and then looked at the food on the table, and his heart was on fire.

Fuck you, these corrupt officials!

However, when he saw that the other tables were all like this, the emperor's eyes were dark and he almost fainted.

What the fuck is this, what the fuck are they!

The imperial court is simply raising a litter of rats!

The emperor waved his hand and asked Ouchi's guards to remove the brocade box. Then the old god sat down comfortably, took a sip of wine, and when he saw the golden wine, his head couldn't help but feel the scene of peeing, and his heart couldn't help but feel sick to his stomach. Then he pushed the wine cup aside, raised his head, looked at the trembling courtiers in front of him, and saw the three people who were sincerely frightened, and the anger in his heart gradually disappeared, and his heart was powerless.

That's it, that's it, it's the Hundred Flowers Poetry Club, it's the time when the hundred officials are happy, and I don't have to pick a thorn at this time. so as not to spoil the atmosphere.

waved his hand casually, and glared at the three people angrily: "Sit down!" ”

He also knew in his heart that Wu Ningyuan and Zhang Wenshanhong were fat, and their lives were actually quite hard, not to protect the calves, but to actually do so.

I am afraid that they did not expect this style at the beginning.

But...... The emperor quietly glanced at the left, and after glancing at the officials of the scholar clan who were drunk and carried away, he twisted his beard, the cold light flashed in his eyes, and he sneered slightly.

When he saw the Tobe squire who was drinking Gaole and laughing without any image, a sneer rose at the corner of the emperor's mouth, and his expression became cold.

(To be continued)