Chapter 120 Xin'er, Qiu'er, let's split three times!
Kuchiki would like to thank "95559756" for greatly rewarding Xiao Er's 4952 starting coins and becoming the third disciple of this book, thanks to "kiss_y, Hell Flu" for greatly rewarding Xiao Er's 588 starting coins, and thanks to "Hattori Masari" for greatly rewarding Xiao Er's 100 starting coins.
Today Gigi lost a 5,000-word chapter due to a writing glitch, and now the first one is delivered! Ask for comfort, clicks, favorites, and recommendation votes all for it
============================================ divider ===================================
After Wei Wu, the shopkeeper, hugged the beautiful woman in his arms and enjoyed a moment of fragrant warmth and endless lust, it was naturally the old man Chao who stood up heroically, Lao Chao was obviously in a good mood, and the improvement was much better than yesterday, and even the silver threads on the sideburns were glowing red under the light of the candle flame.
"Well, Wei Wu, then this punishment is enough!" Lao Chao grinned, his old eyes glancing at Wei Wu with bright eyes, and teased.
Grandma's, the fifth brother, I also danced, and the foreign appearance also came out! Could it be that God wants to punish Lao Tzu for fighting with his hands tonight? Ahem, this punishment that Lao Chao gave me is really cruel!
Wei Wu thought of the miserable part, couldn't help but glare, gritted his teeth and ordered the two Xiao Er to send the printed leaflet to everyone, then cleared his throat, and said loudly: "Ahem-Everyone, this is a small poem I give to you, and then you will take this leaflet and go to the Zhibao lighter direct stores all over the country to buy the designated products, and you will have a 10% discount!" ”
After saying this, Wei Wu's heart moved-Lao Chao, now that the punishment has been punished, you are probably also angry, right? Thinking of this, he rolled his eyes and said: "Well, this leaflet has the autograph of Lord Chao on it, which has a very high collection value, huge appreciation space, and very good market prospects."
"Ahem, cough, cough-" Chao Heng heard this, his old face suddenly turned red, and then he coughed violently, Cheng Wanhu on the side hurriedly stepped forward to support him, but saw the old man with a wry smile, waved his hand, refused Cheng Wanhu's support, looked at Wei Wu helplessly and shook his head and said: "That's it, that's it" After he nagged twice, he gritted his teeth and said in embarrassment: "Ahem, everyone, the little poem on this is the "Treasure Fire Machine Fu" written by the old man himself"
"Ah, no wonder I saw the momentum of this poem, it can be seen how vast the world is in the heart of the person who wrote the poem, it turned out that it was written by you, Lord Chao!" A middle-aged man looked at the leaflet in his hand, his eyes widened, and he sighed in surprise.
As soon as someone took the lead in this flattering thing, someone immediately patted the horse to follow, and immediately there was a humane: "Yes, not only is this poem cleverly written, but even better is that this handwriting is even more dragon flying and phoenix dancing, and Lord Lian Chao is really worthy of being a famous artist at that time!" ”
"Yes, Lord Chao is not only outstanding in literary talent, but even this font, tsk-grass saint Zhang Xu, is this level, right?" And others rose up and chimed in.
Everyone who didn't know the truth was in an uproar again, their eyes were round, and their hearts were all shocked - no wonder Wei Wu, this little guy dared to be so presumptuous, not only daring to bet with Luo Likun, the Silk Road envoy of the entire Jiangnan West Road, but also daring to ridicule Yang Feigongzi, it turned out that he not only knew the two gentlemen Li Du, but even the current emperor's side of the red man in the imperial history of Lord Cheng Chao is also an old acquaintance
When the banquet dispersed, Niu Xiaozhong strode towards Wei Wuxing, grinned boldly, patted Wei Wu's shoulder and said, "Good boy, it turns out that you know Master Chao, so where do you need me to support you?" I can't count what I told you just now! Don't complain about my brother, I don't know Taishan because I have eyes! ”
Wei Wu hurriedly arched his hand and said sincerely: "Brother Niu, what you say is out of sight!" "This Niu Xiaozhong is straightforward, and he is Guo Ziyi's general, and the most important thing is that this guy is still a defensive envoy who doesn't want to see each other with Luo Likun, tsk, this is a powerful figure! With the saying that the enemy of the enemy is his friend, Wei Wu will never let him tell the truth!
Wei Wu's eyes were sincere, and he continued with a sincere expression: "Brother Niu is honest and straightforward, and he is the old subordinate of Generalissimo Guo of the Tiande Army who has always admired him, so he naturally wants to be close to Brother Niu!" ”
Said, Lao Tzu is really not suitable for playing sensational with men, why do I say the word close? After Wei Wu said this, he only felt a tingling of itchy skin, and his body shivered slightly.
Niu Xiaozhong didn't care about Wei Wu's words at all, he grinned, patted Wei Wu's shoulder and said: "Well, that's fine, Lord Chao is entangled in everything in Beijing, if you have any trouble in the future, just come to my brother and me!" ”
"Well, definitely, definitely!" Wei Wu was overjoyed and hurriedly answered.
Niu Xiaozhong looked at the people in the hall who were gradually decreasing, grinned, and said goodbye: "Little Brother Wei, then I will leave first, old brother!" If you have a chance in the future, you must come to Hongzhou to find me! But he didn't hesitate, turned around and left.
Dashing! Wei Wu secretly praised this Jiangnan Provincial defense envoy in his heart, and then looked at the third daughter, but saw that Zhu Wan'er had left without knowing when! The little fox spirit Li Qiuniang was looking at herself with a smile on her face, while Li Muxin, the vinegar jar, pursed her mouth slightly, as if she was quite dissatisfied with Wei Wufang's invitation to the little fox spirit to dance.
"Huh?" Wei Wu looked at Li Muxin like this, but he grinned, walked over, and asked, "Huh?" What about Miss Zhu? ”
"Humph!" Li Muxin snorted lightly, glanced at him viciously, frowned slightly, and said: "Sister Wan'er has already left, and only then can you have a famous Jiangnan name like a flower to accompany you, can you still think of other women!" ”
Obediently, this Xin'er has eaten a lot of vinegar in this jar! Wei Wu smiled awkwardly, scratched his head, and whispered with a serious expression: "Xin'er, if you are wearing women's clothes, then I will definitely invite you to dance" Speaking of this, he cautiously glanced at Qiu Niang on the side, his head was close to Li Muxin's ear, and he lowered his voice and said: "I don't even think about it, I will invite my obedient little Xin'er to dance together."
"Phew!" Obedient Xiao Xin'er listened to this guy's words, there was still a trace of heat in her ears, and she was a little happy in her heart, but she still blushed and snorted softly, don't look around, and said in her mouth: "You, you person, will be flamboyant!" ”
Hehe, fifth brother, if I don't know how to flamboyate, where can I make these literati scratchers dizzy? Where can there be three confidantes who are like flowers? Uh, no, it's four confidantes
Wei Wuwu thought of this, and suddenly his heart scratched, and he looked back at the fox spirit Qiu Niang, but saw that this little girl was staring at her beautiful eyes, looking at herself with a pulse, her eyes were full of spring love, and she was looking forward to the brilliance
"Little Qiu'er" Wei Wu thought of this, his lower body was already high-spirited, and he looked at Li Qiuniang and called softly.
Before Li Qiuniang agreed, she saw that she turned around and looked at Xiao Xin'er with vinegar affectionately, and called softly again: "Xiao Xin'er"
"Huh?" The two women responded almost simultaneously. After Li Muxin answered, she pouted again-obviously she was still eating sullen vinegar!
"Today, I, Hasbender Fifth Brother Farkmie, will teach you a fun game!" Wei Wu swallowed his saliva, scratched his smile, and squeezed his eyebrows and proposed.
"Hmph, who's going to play some game with you!" Li Muxin looked at Wei Wu's obscene appearance, and just then called the little fox spirit first, she suddenly felt angry, and couldn't help pouting, but her voice did not have the slightest firmness.
Li Qiuniang pursed her lips and smiled lightly, coquettishly, glanced at Wei Wu softly and charmingly, and then asked with a charming smile: "What game?" ”
Wei Wu's heart was hooked by two completely different beauties, and he only felt that his lower body was about to break out of his pants, so he couldn't help but bend his waist forward quietly, covering up the gaffe of his lower body, scratching his smile, and explained: "Xiao Qiu'er, Xiao Xin'er, this game I taught you to play today is called Three Splits!" ”
Li Muxin saw Wei Wu's eyebrows and rat eyes say this, and knew in her heart that it would not be a good thing to make a decision, she frowned, but she couldn't help but be curious, staring at her beautiful eyes and wondering: "What are the three splits?" ”
"Hey, hey!" Wei Wu smiled brightly, stepped forward and firmly pulled up the two beauties' soft cheeks, and said softly: "There are many people here, it's inconvenient to say, let's go, let's go out first."
;