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At the end of the meeting, when it was past dinner time, I ran to the cafeteria to see that the brothers had finished eating early, and the food left for us was cold. The master has already gone to learn to drive a tank. Su Wan hurriedly started directly, turned on the stove to heat the dishes, and Hu Niu'er and Jing'er were doing chores on the side. Naturally, we old men can't put on a score, moving tables and chairs of moving tables and chairs, carrying wine boxes and carrying wine boxes, and after a while, it will be all done.

This meal was so delicious, and I complained with a handful of snot and tears, which vividly expressed my hatred for the column bar and caviar. After hearing this, the dead fat man couldn't help sighing: "You are content, there is still hot soup to drink, yes, brother has even eaten raw beef for a while." "The big zongzi made fun of us and gestured to us, saying that he was living a good life now, and he often had the opportunity to drink the blood clouds of sea fish.

After a wine banquet, it is inevitable that they will drink too much. After my stomach was full, I remembered that I had just drunk and chatted with my brothers, and there was a table full of dishes, both meat and vegetarian, but I didn't know the same, and I asked Brother Jiu, only to know that it was Lu Jianhan who was airlifted from Yunnan, and other domestic bases were of the same standard.

After drinking too much, it was getting late, so I had to go to rest as usual. So the dead fat man staggered in front of him, and Brother Jiu and Hu Niu'er drove me back to the house to rest. The dead fat man walked halfway to the road, and the old problem attacked, and proposed to go to see the destruction of his sister, and the three of us couldn't resist him, so we had to go with him.

So the old camera appeared again, as soon as he entered the room where the beautiful snake was held, Ma Chang'an Ma quickly stood up from his big recliner, and before he finished saying hello, the dead fat man fell asleep on the big recliner.

I hurriedly greeted Old Man Ma politely, and Su Wan had already turned off the alarm with a frown. The little monk Miaohui who was sitting outside the cage shook his head at me and sighed: "The wine hurts the body, and the flower donor should stop in moderation......" Before he finished speaking, he was pulled aside by me, standing in front of the iron cage, looking at the destruction sister blankly, and felt more and more that her little face was seductive.

Sister Destruction wriggled her tail and swam over and approached the iron cage: "Brother Hua is so ......" Lao Hua was satisfied: "Sister, you are also ......" Sister Destruction had never drunk, and she couldn't figure out that I had drunk too much, so she said to me seriously: "I want to ...... Tickle, tickle, ticklish......"

I stood in front of the iron cage and was a little dazed, thinking to myself, are the people in the dungeon so direct? Lowered his head and looked up and down at the destruction of his sister, probably because he was used to the relationship, he actually felt less awkward, it seemed that a living person had a snake tail, and it was quite harmonious.

was thinking nonsense, when he heard the ninth brother say: "If you behave well, we will arrange for you to meet with the Minotaur general." "I woke up when I heard this, and I realized that the words of destroying my sister were not to seduce me, but to meet the Minotaur General who was trapped on the island of Hawaii.

Of course, after Brother Jiu's words, I also realized that I am not alone, and there are Brother Nine and Hu Niu'er standing next to me. Immediately, his head was full of black lines, and he hurriedly walked away. But when we went to kill the fat man, the guy suddenly played a trick and said nothing to get up. His physique is too heavy, a few of us, I drank too much by myself, and I couldn't take care of myself, leaving Brother Jiu, Hu Niu'er, Old Man Ma and Miaohui Little Monk Four people, belonging to the typical old and weak soldiers, can't lift the dead fat man at all. Ruthlessly pushed the guy awake, and the dead fat man hugged the chaise longue again, insisting on sleeping with his sister for the night, and everyone had no choice but to follow him.

The little monk Miaohui couldn't stand the smell of the dead fat man's alcohol, so he took his leave first. Brother Jiu and Hu Niu'er drove me out, and I suddenly became suspicious, thinking to myself, when did the fat man drink so badly? I couldn't help but look back, and the dead fat man immediately quietly gave me a cheering gesture.

Khan, it turns out that this guy is pretending to be drunk to create an opportunity for me...... I turned my head with black lines on my head, and I saw that Brother Jiu and Hu Niu'er were also watching the dead fat man's "come on" gesture...... Go to pieces! The dead fat man and the dead pig were not afraid of boiling water, so they had to continue to pretend to sleep, and the three of us could only walk out of the house in a huff.

When he came to the outside of the house, Brother Jiu suddenly smiled bitterly: "Shasha, you can help Lao Hua to rest...... I have to go back to take care of Gesli and Lei Sili, those two little devils are doing tricks, and no one can live in peace......" As soon as I heard it, Su Wan had already noticed the conspiracy of the Scottish sisters.

Hu Niu'er hurriedly grabbed Su Wan and said with a wry smile: "I'll take care of the Scottish sisters, I'll take Xiaohua to the house, and the two little ghosts don't dare to mess around......" As she spoke, she walked straight to Su Wan's bedroom, and walked far away, only to see her secretly wipe a handful of tears.

Su Wan looked back at me with resentment: "What do you call this?" Lao Hua took advantage of it and behaved, hugged Brother Jiu and walked to my bedroom, sighing as he walked: "Husband, heaven and earth are furnaces, creation is work, yin and yang are charcoal, and everything is copper." Su Wan didn't understand, and asked as she walked, "What do you mean?" ”

Ahem, I just remembered that she was a writer from the police department, and it was too advanced to play to any effect, so I had to explain: "Copper can only be at the mercy of the furnace." If yin and yang are carbon, then creation is the worker. All things are at their mercy...... It means that it means to make people better. ”

Su Wan sighed, pushed open the door and went in, helped me lie down, turned around and was about to leave, I was full of black lines, thinking to myself, boss, you don't want to play anymore at this point, right? Even if his grandmother's good deeds need to be grinded a lot, then we have fucking enough run-in, right?

Su Wan was happy all of a sudden: "I'm going to the latch door...... What if someone tricks or tricks around again? I pulled her into my arms and hugged her tightly: "Always dodging, what do you say?" In the past, we cared about the tiger girl, but who are we afraid of now? Whoever comes to stir up trouble again, I will kick him to death. ”

Brother Jiu laughed: "I see, I don't need you to kick it, now I can't make the dead fat man move a chair to sit outside the door to let out the wind...... Why is this guy so nice to you? I see that your peach blossom luck is all caused by this dead fat man, and I think this guy is too perverted......"

Before I finished speaking, I saw the door open, and the dead fat man squeezed in with half a fat face, giggling: "I don't bring you like this, bullshit fooling around together, don't thank me for being a big matchmaker, and scold me for being perverted......" I was furious: "I'm grass, dead fat, why are you really winding outside?" ”

The dead fat man looked innocent and did the kindest thing: "Am I not doing it for your good?" With me sitting here, Lord Yama is so frightened that he hides away...... It's not that I said the two of you, I think the two of you are nine times out of ten that you don't agree, and someone else is already waiting to be a parent with a big belly, look at the two of you now, you still love long-distance running......"

Su Wan was full of black lines: "The two of us don't match, and you still make a match?" The dead fat man raised his fat meat fist: "Our belief is that man will conquer the sky, even if he can't win, at least give it a try...... Hahahaha, good, good. I'm leaving, I'm leaving...... Don't worry, I'll put up a sign outside the door that idlers are not allowed to enter, so that no one will come back. "The fat face flickered, the door closed, and everything was quiet, as if nothing had happened.

I wondered if I had drunk too much wine and started hallucinating, and after confirming it with Su Wan, I was sure that the fat man who had just died had appeared.

What if it did? Floating clouds, gods and horses are floating clouds...... hugged the ninth brother and began to kiss, the woman he loved was different, this feeling was both reassuring and down-to-earth. Then I saw that Brother Jiu got out of my mouth and said hatefully: "The dead fat man is not a good person...... You're not a good bird either......"

I put my hand inside Brother Jiu's clothes, grabbed her big breasts, and my face was full of satisfaction: "Mm-hmm...... I'm not a good bird...... I'm not a good bird......" Brother Jiu suddenly twisted his eyebrows: "Speaking of your birds...... No, I don't mean you bird, I mean stupid fork...... Isn't it too shrewd? ”

I couldn't help but be stunned when I heard it, and said, "What's wrong with the stupid fork?" Brother Jiu smiled and said: "You don't believe what I said: a few days ago, the stupid fork didn't know how to do it, and suddenly flew back to Chita City, and told the helicopter pilot who stayed there that he wanted to go home to deliver the letter. The pilot knew that it was your bird, and he didn't dare to be careless, so he took the chicken feathers as an arrow, and really drove the stupid fork back to Harbin in a helicopter. The old man at the Ark base also knew Silly Fork, and when he saw that he had returned from a special plane, he didn't know how serious the matter was, and after asking, he hurriedly sent Silly Fork to Dalian with a fighter jet. The driver also added fuel and vinegar, and told me what stupid fork came back to deliver important information......"

I listened with black lines: "Is there such a legend?" Su Wan smiled: "After you listen to me, I thought you were in danger in Siberia, but after the stupid fork saw me, he said: 'Send me to Hawaii'." I finally understood, and it dawned on me: "So you sent someone to send a stupid fork to Hawaii on a special plane?" ”

Su Wan shook her head: "How can I be so nonsense?" How can you just listen to a bird? Then Silly Fork got angry, said a lot of inexplicable things to me, and later dared to scold me......" Smiled bitterly: "But it also happened that in the afternoon, another cargo plane going to the United States to deliver heavy machine gun ammunition was about to take off, and I thought that I would have to land in Hawaii to replenish fuel anyway, so I sent Silly Fork and flew away together." When the pilot returned, he reported that the stupid fork flew away as soon as he got off the plane...... But how did I see Silly Fork with you just at dinner...... Hey? Turning his head and looking around: "By the way, what about the silly fork?" Why is it gone? It can't be a divine bird, right? ”

I listened to the black lines all over my head, and roughly deduced the later situation to Su Wan: "The stupid fork must have gone directly to find the fire phoenix, and he was lucky enough to find it directly." Then Silly Fork brought the Fire Phoenix to the North Pole, just in time to stop the Brown Panda from continuing to mess around, and also solved the crisis of the Ice Phoenix...... but I still admitted: "Of course, the whole thing is still a little incomprehensible, for example, Silly Fork doesn't know Elf language at all, so how did it explain the situation to the Fire Phoenix?" Also, why does the fire phoenix believe in a soil bird? Of course, Su Wan couldn't figure this out, so I had to continue: "Now the stupid fork seems to regard himself as a lover, and before he finished eating, it flew away, and the ghost knows whose mother bird it is going to seduce again......"

Su Wan glanced at me: "It's a pervert, you're a pervert...... I laughed evilly, and went to take off Brother Jiu's clothes, and Brother Jiu hurriedly stopped me: "No, you can't come directly...... You have to wear a condom......" I listened, full of black lines: "The two of us have been together for so long, how can we use a condom for the first time?" Besides, what time is it, where are we going to find the set? ”

Su Wan pouted: "What time do you have to find it...... You've just drunk so much, what if I have one and the child is deformed? He looked back at the dead fat man's table: "You don't have a suit...... Maybe the dead fat man will have a ...... "The dead fat man must have a condom, this unlucky child was abducted by a small c, they are in that situation, they find a way out randomly, and they can't live without a condom......

But why should I wear a condom? "Now that there is a shortage of people, pregnancy is also a good thing...... Besides, I don't smoke wine every day, and I drink it once in a while, it doesn't affect fertility......" Brother Jiu put his arms around my neck, his eyes were like silk: "Really? You don't lie to me......"

I won't talk about the plot of this night, in short, it is not suitable for children. When I got up the next morning, I inevitably came again. Without further ado, it was easy to get up, it was already dark, I got dressed, held hands and went out, and saw the female soldiers patrolling with snickering eyes. Brother Jiu and I stood at the door in a daze, looking at each other: "Something on my face?" After shaking their heads, they looked back and saw that on the door of my bedroom, on the side outside, someone wrote with a big black brush: "Brother Jiu and Lao Hua are secretly cheating, if you want to find the unlucky one, even if you knock on the door, you will be killed or injured, and you will bear the consequences!" ”

I looked at the door panel and pointed, "This is too ugly...... There are also typos, it seems that cultural and educational work cannot be relaxed......" Su Wan was stunned for a long time, and suddenly giggled: "This dead fat man......" Ran to his own room: "You go first, I'll dress up." ”

I nodded and was about to leave, when I saw the Tiger King walking with steady steps, and walked a head-to-head encounter with the brown panda. The two guys glared at each other, seeing that they were going to fight again...... I was full of black lines, and I was about to go over to persuade me to fight, when I saw the two of them each give way to the side, pass by, and there was no conflict at all.

My eyes widened, and I stood there, thinking to myself that our human race has reached this point, there is no shortage of material at all, and what is lacking is actually a spirit of humility, as long as it is not a matter of design principles, as long as everyone takes a step back, or even as long as one of them takes a step, then no matter how difficult things will be solved.

I walked downstairs by myself and went to the dining room to see that Jing'er was sitting there reading, and Ou Xiang was standing next to me. When he saw me coming, he smiled and said, "Congratulations." The old flower eyebrows danced and drank porridge: "What about the dead fat people?" Jing'er sighed and said, "They got up early in the morning and left by plane." ”

Ahem...... This almost choked me, and I was stunned: "Why are you in such a hurry?" Jing'er smiled bitterly: "There are many things going on in various places, and now it is the most critical period to rescue survivors." I'm still puzzled: "Then you don't have to go all away...... Why is Lao Lai so anxious? He was fine at home. ”

Ou Xiang said with a smile: "General Lai is not at all more idle than others, and early this morning, he took his entourage and took a plane to the US military base in Guam. Before leaving, General Lai said that there are not many missiles in our country, but other countries have them, Lao Maozi, India, France, at least there must be a lot of Lao Maozi, and they have a lot of things...... Of course, the most important thing is Guam in the United States, there must be a lot of good things in that place, if you think about it, that place is used to deal with China, and it is also the closest to China, can there be not many things, so there must be a lot of things to go there, in short, General Lai set off. [Thank you book friend cvnx210 for the reminder]

I nodded, knowing that everyone should go, but I was still a little reluctant. was melancholy, and suddenly heard someone behind him say: "It's not all gone, I left the big zongzi." Looking back, it was Su Wan: "You go to the United States this time to directly face the army of the dungeon, it is very dangerous, and you must have strong players to follow." Brother Jiu changed his dress, his original long hair was coiled up, and he was like a little daughter-in-law.

Brother Jiu followed Hu Niu'er, who was also dressed as a little daughter-in-law, and the Scottish sisters followed closely behind, still maintaining their original appearance, as soon as they saw me, they pounced on me, hugged one of my thighs, and laughed rattlingly: "You are a bad boy, Han Han said that two things should be done in the 21st century: put on a seat belt and wear a condom......"

My head was full of black lines, and Su Wan next to me was also flushed, only Hu Niu'er smiled and crooked her mouth. I hurriedly waved my hand: "Let's play, don't talk nonsense......" turned back and asked Su Wan: "What about the big zongzi?" Why didn't you see him? Su Wan pulled Hu Niu'er over and sat down, and Jing'er said beside her: "Da Zongzi didn't sleep all night last night, and went to inspect the Skeleton Soldier Glucose Solution Factory, and came back at dawn, and was sleeping, and he would probably wake up in the afternoon." ”

Brother Jiu filled two bowls of porridge and gave a bowl to Hu Niu'er, Hu Niu'er went to get fritters, Lao Hua pretended to be an old lady: "Give me a ...... too" After being ready, the family ate breakfast and couldn't help but be satisfied, and the happy life that Lao Hua longed for was finally getting closer and closer...... How else to say that we are great, at this time, we can still think about the major events in the world, biting the fritters and asking vaguely: "The old medicine should also arrive, right?" Now everything is ready, only the old medicine is owed! ”

I heard Brother Jiu say: "The old medicine could have arrived this morning, but something happened temporarily, he grabbed Sun Da's nose, he may not be able to come back until he finishes dealing with it, maybe he can come back today." ”

I was taken aback, holding half of the fritter in my mouth, and looked up in amazement: "Who did you catch?" Sun big nose? That mutant from Nanguanling Prison? Su Wan hummed, nodded, and looked at me approvingly: "It's really hard for you to remember him." I reached out and took the fritter away and swallowed the part of my mouth: "Can I forget him...... Grass grandma, the dead fat man has helped me so much, and now I can finally repay this favor. (To be continued.) Mobile phone users, please browse and read, a better reading experience.