Lu Fatzi and his entourage carefully observed the terrain and mountains all the way, and when they arrived at the Sizhou Mansion in Guizhou (now Cen Gong), where Wu Sangui's army and the mite Qing army were facing each other, the time was already February 22 of the eleventh year of the mite Qing Kang Mazi. At the same time, Aobai's main army of about 150,000 people has also arrived in Yuanzhou, the pressure on Yuping Pass has increased sharply, Gao Dejie has personally gone to Yuping Pass to command, Lu Fatzi had to not even enter Sizhou City, led Xiao Erlang and Fang Shiyu and other doglegs and came directly to Yuping Pass.

With the token and official documents of the Pingxi Palace, he naturally entered the Yuping Pass, which had been under full martial law, and under the wall on the east side of the Yuping Pass, he saw the familiar Wu Laohan and his lackey Gao Dejie, as well as Gao Dejie's deputy Gao Hongchen. As soon as they met, Gao Dejie couldn't wait to ask, "Yifeng, why are you here?" Is the prince ready to give up the strategy of luring the enemy into the decisive battle in Guizhou and preparing for a full-scale counterattack? ”

"General Gao, in terms of charging into battle and tactical command, the subordinate officers admire you so much." Lu Fatzi patted a sycophant first, and then said cautiously: "However, in terms of strategy, I still hope that General Gao can act cautiously and lure the enemy into the decisive battle in Guizhou. ”

"Then what did the prince send you to Yuping Pass for?" Gao Dejie asked with some disappointment.

"The prince concluded that the old thief of Aobai would inevitably adopt a strategy of attrition, completely blockade Yungui, and force our army to take the initiative to attack and fight a decisive battle at the junction of Guizhou and Huguang, which is beneficial to Mangou." Lu Fatzi replied honestly: "So the prince sent his subordinates to assist the general to see if there is any way to disrupt the wishful thinking of the old thief and lure his main force into the hinterland of Guizhou for a decisive battle as soon as possible." ”

"Really?" Gao Dejie was even more disappointed, shook his head and said: "However, Yifeng, I'm afraid you're going to run for nothing this time, I'm afraid that old thing won't be fooled so easily." ”

Lu Fatzi was busy asking the reason, but Gao Dejie didn't answer, but just pulled Fat Lu to the top of the walled city tower, stuffed the Western monoculars into Lu Fatman's hand, and sighed and said: "Look for yourself, the main force of that old thing arrived in Yuanzhou the day before yesterday, look at what his main force is doing in the distance?" ”

Lu Fatzi hurriedly raised the binoculars, and when he took a closer look to the east, he saw that the avenue east of Yuping Pass was dusty, about five or six miles away, countless mite soldiers carried soil and stones, trees and corners, dug ditches and trenches, and were rushing to repair fortifications, and the length of this fortification was extremely high, connecting Zhenyang River in the north and Dawei Mountain in the south, surrounding Yuping Pass, the east gate of Guizhou in an arc, and posing a posture of resolutely sealing Wu Sangui's army in Yunnan-Guizhou.

"See?" Gao Dejie said with a wry smile: "In fact, this Yuping Pass, although I snatched it back from Mangou by force, but as long as the main force of Mangou has a comprehensive general attack, I will immediately give up this pass and retreat westward, but the old thief of Aobai refuses to even give me this opportunity, and would rather spend manpower and material resources to build another pass wall and completely block our eastward road, rather than take the risk to attack Yuping." Such an old slippery head, what else do you use to lure him into a decisive battle in Guizhou? ”

Seeing Ao Bai's move, Lu Fat Man was also a little weak, he would rather be a little safer and build a wall to block the road, and even a Yuping Pass that could be grabbed was not willing to risk attacking, Ao Bai's old slippery head consumed Wu Lao Han's determination to annihilate, it can be seen that in front of such a battlefield old fox, can his first brother on the battlefield be his opponent?

"General Gao doesn't have to worry." Weak in heart and weak in heart, Lu Fatzi still said extremely toughly: "The old thief is only more powerful on the battlefield, but to lead his main force into Guizhou, mainly from the political level, this is his weakness, and my strength, as long as General Gao can follow the advice of the humble position, judge the situation and act according to the plan, he will definitely be able to lure the enemy to succeed and complete the trust given to the general by the prince." ”

"Really?" General Gao Dejie asked, "Then what are you going to do?" ”

The cowhide was blown to this point, and Lu Fatzi had no way out, so he had to repeat the two rumors he had made up before, so that Gao Dejie ordered the soldiers to spread them widely among the people, and then used the oral transmission among the people to shake the heart of the mite Qing army, and to separate the already bad relationship between Aobai and Xiao Mazi. Although Gao Dejie felt that it was a bit unreliable to influence Aobai's strategic decision-making just by spreading rumors, it was not a matter of spreading a few rumors, so he still remembered it carefully and summoned grassroots generals to spread rumors everywhere, leaving Lu Fatzi to think the wall.

"With the ability to worship, even if you hear the rumors spread by me, I'm afraid you will see through it at a glance and never be fooled." Lu Fatzi pondered hard in his heart, "And even if these two rumors work, the process will definitely be very long, whether it can break out in a concentrated manner and affect Aobai's strategic decision-making depends on luck and chance." The strategy of luring the enemy into the decisive battle in Guizhou was the first one I proposed, and it must not fail, otherwise I will have more and better strategic suggestions in the future, and Wu Laohan will probably not obey his words, so this strategy can only succeed, not fail! ”

"Is there any way to get Aobai to change his strategic decision?" Sitting on the arrow stack on the wall, Fat Lu scratched his ears and cheeks and scratched his bare scalp, "The information is not enough, it would be good if I could grasp more information about the main force of the dog, at least I have to find out who the generals who can affect the decision-making of Aobai, and then I can prescribe the right medicine, it seems that I should ask Gao Dejie to help me catch a few tongues to understand the information." ”

"Also, it's better to establish a communication channel with the Mangou army, so that we can implement the anti-intermittent plan or something, but what method should be used to establish a communication channel with the Mangou......?"

"Hurry up and report to General Zuo (Gao Dejie), there is a general over there who has arrived at the construction site!" When Lu Fatzi casually raised his binoculars to take a closer look, he saw that on the construction site of the Qing army, there was indeed a flat yellow flag, and when he looked closely at the flag on the flag, Lu Fatzi stood up violently - because on that banner, impartiality is a 'picture' word!

At this time, Gao Dejie's deputy, Gao Hongchen, had also rushed to the city wall, raised his binoculars to observe the enemy's situation, and Lu Fatzi hurriedly came up and asked: "General Hongchen, do you know whose banner is that big banner with pictures?" ”

"General Fuyuan, Tuhai." Gao Hongchen replied casually: "I heard that it is a scholar, and our detailed report says that this person named Tuhai is still the deputy of the old thief." ”

"Tuhai? He didn't even die? And again? Fat Lu was surprised and delighted, and shouted happily when he slapped the arrow stack: "God help me!" General Hong Chen, quick, hard work, send a messenger to negotiate with Mangou with a white flag, and say that Lu Yifeng, the prefect of Qujing, asked General Fuyuan to come over and answer. ”

"Master Lu, what are you kidding?" Gao Hongchen was taken aback, "Tu Hai is a deputy marshal full of dogs, will he take the risk to come over and answer with you?" ”

"I'll bet my head that he'll definitely come!" Fat Lu patted his chest and said, "General Hong Chen, you just need to send someone over to negotiate with Mangou, I will take care of it!" Hurry up, can we complete the prince's order, and if we don't do it, it will fall on this Tuhai. ”

Gao Hongchen was suspicious, and Gao Dejie, who hurriedly went to the city to observe the enemy's situation, was also suspicious, but he couldn't resist Lu Fatzi's bitter pleading, and finally sent a loud cavalry out of the customs, trotted with a white flag and rushed to the Tuhai flag at the Mites Qing construction site, and shouted Lu Fatzi's request loudly from afar. What made Gao Dejie and Gao Hongchen stunned was that after the military envoy shouted the slogan, Tu Hai, who should have refused, rushed out at once as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, which frightened the Mites Qing cavalry and infantry behind Tu Hai and hurriedly rushed up to stop Tu Hai.

With the help of the European telescopes and open terrain that were already quite advanced in this era, Gao Dejie and Gao Hongchen clearly saw that Tuhai, who was in a high-ranking position, was like a madman on his horse, carrying a horsewhip and whipping and beating at the generals and soldiers who blocked him, and seemed to be still scolding. Gao Dejie and Gao Hongchen did not dare to slack off, and hurriedly ordered the whole army to prepare in case Mangou took the opportunity to attack the city. Lu Fatzi didn't know where to find a copper horn, held it in his hand and was ready to shout - by the way, he also took the water hyacinth and drank a few sips to moisten his throat, he was very well prepared, and he didn't know what he was going to say to Tu Hai.

"Lu Yifeng! Dog thief! Dog thief! Tu Hai's team was at least a mile away from the wall, and Tu Hai's hysterical roar had already reached the top of the Yuping Pass wall, "Dog thief!" Lu Yifeng, get down for Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu wants to fight you to the death! Avenge my wife! Avenge my son! Avenge my poor daughter! ”

"Two generals Gao, why are you looking at me like this?" Lu Fatzi was a little embarrassed, and asked Gao Dejie and Gao Hongchen with strange expressions: "Don't listen to the nonsense of the dog, do you think I seem to be the kind of person who will attack the woman with the dog?" ”

"Elephant!" Gao Dejie and Gao Hongchen spoke in unison, and answered very crisply. Fat Lu was speechless when he heard this, and almost wanted to find a mirror to look at himself to see if he really looked like a murderer with a full face?

"Lu Yifeng, dog thief! Dog thief! The roar is getting closer and closer, and it is best to almost reach the farthest range of bows and muskets, and Tuhai's war horse is finally pulled by the mite Qing generals, and the mite Qing long shield bearers quickly form a shield array to protect Tuhai, and the other armies are also quickly lined up, drawing bows and arrows and setting up muskets to close the door, so as not to suddenly kill the Wu cavalry - Gao Dejie's best thing is the cavalry assault, which the original mite Qingyuan defenders have learned. But Tu Hai completely ignored these, and just roared with blood-red eyes, "Lu Yifeng! Dog thief! Get out! Get out of here! ”

"Tuzhongtang, no need to shout, I'm here." Fat Lu stood up from the arrow stack, shook the copper horn at Tu Hai, and shouted very affectionately: "Tu Zhongtang, don't come to harm, right?" I haven't seen it for three years, Tuzhongtang is still Shenwu, and his spirit is flying, and Xia Guan is so happy! Ah, the lower official should be damned, the lower official actually forgot to say goodbye to Tuzhongtang, it's really damned. ”

Saying that, Fat Lu really made a thousand salutes at Tu Hai on the wall, but Tu Hai was so angry that his eyes erupted with fire, and he roared wildly: "Dog thief! Don't fake this set for Lao Tzu, get down! Lao Tzu wants to fight you for 300 rounds, cut you with a thousand knives, and skin you alive to avenge my wife and children! ”

"Tu Zhongtang, what's wrong with your wife and children?" Fat Lu's face was full of surprise, and he asked loudly with concern, "What's wrong with the lady in the middle hall?" The son and the young lady in the middle hall, what's wrong? What's wrong? Picture in the hall, tell me quickly! ”

Tu Hai was almost so angry that he vomited blood by Lu Fatzi's lazy appearance, and couldn't help but scold: "Dog thief! Don't give Lao Tzu this set! Lao Tzu's wife was killed by you by throwing herself into a well, Lao Tzu's children were sent to Ningguta to be enslaved by the armored people, the son starved to death in the ice and snow, and the daughter Yaliqi ......, and Yaliqi she ....... ”

"What's wrong with Miss Yalich?" Fat Lu asked loudly and nervously, "What's wrong with her?" Where is she now? How are you doing? ”

"Dog thief!" Tu Hai almost went crazy, and he was about to rush forward to chop Lu Fatzi into dumpling filling, but fortunately, the surrounding mite Qing generals desperately pulled him, "Tu Zhongtang, can't, can't!" ”

"Ha, you full of dogs have today?" Fat Lu was secretly happy in his heart, and asked in surprise: "There is one more thing, Tu Zhongtang, the humble position has always been loyal to the Qing Dynasty, and he is even more in awe of your old man, and he has never offended him in the slightest, why do you curse the humble position so viciously regardless of your identity?" What is it about your lowly position that offends you? ”

"And!" Fat Lu raised the copper horn to his mouth again, and shouted loudly: "Tuzhongtang, what is the purpose of you saying that your humble position caused your wife to throw herself into the well, and your children to suffer misfortune?" When the lowly office knew you, it was just a seven-grade county order of sesame mung beans, but you were a first-class middle hall in the middle of the court, and when you were a scholar, the ability of the lowly position hurt you? How did you hurt you?! ”

"Tu Zhongtang, please say, how did the lowly position frame you? What do you say?! Please ask the brothers of the Pingxi Royal Mansion and the Qing Dynasty soldiers under the gate to be a witness, if you can tell how the humble position framed you, come up with evidence! Then, you don't need to do it in the middle of the picture, Lu Yifeng will jump off the wall now, hit his head to death, and apologize to you! Otherwise, please spit on the brothers of Pingxi Wangfu and drown me now! ”

"Tuzhongtang, you say-! Ahem, ahem, ahem, ......! ”

Because he shouted too loudly, Fat Lu's voice was almost hoarse, and he couldn't help coughing violently, so he quickly grabbed the water hyacinth and poured it again. Tu Hai was almost mad - Lu Fatzi used Shunzhi to become a monk to frame himself, can he say it in public? leaked this secret, so it is not enough for the world to be in chaos, and Xiao Mazi has cut himself with a thousand knives?

"Tu Zhongtang, why didn't you say it?" Fat Lu held the copper horn in one fat hand, pointed at Tuhai with the other, and shouted hoarsely: "Tu Zhongtang, why didn't you say it?" If you show evidence to prove that I hurt you, I will kill myself now to apologize to you!" If not, I don't dare to ask Lord Zhongtang, just ask Lord Zhongtang not to slander the lower officials! The lower official is with the prince Qingjun's side, Fengtian begged the thief to kill Aobai, not a rebellion, let alone a rebellion, in the future, our Yungui soldiers killed the Aobai dog thief, and the humble duty will have to eat under you! I want to be an official with you! ”

"Dog thief!" Tu Hai scolded again, but his arrogance was far less crazy and arrogant than before-he was not straightforward, what else was he arrogant? The mite Qing generals and soldiers around Tuhai all looked at each other, and they really didn't understand what happened to their deputy commanders, they went crazy when they heard Lu Yifeng's name, and they couldn't tell a son of ugliness when they really saw me, what was it for?

"Ahh Roaring here, Fat Lu suddenly remembered something again, and hurriedly shouted: "Tu Zhongtang, I remembered my humble position, could it be that you said that your humble duty harmed you because of the blood letter about you that humble duty was dedicated to the emperor?" That's why the emperor sent you to prison? Tuzhongtang, you say, is it because of that blood letter? ”

"If only you knew!" Tu Hai couldn't help yelling.

"It's good if you admit it." The corners of Fat Lu's mouth showed some smirk, and he hurriedly shouted loudly: "Tu Zhongtang, then you can't blame me, you have nothing to spy on any royal secrets?" It's a secret matter in the Heavenly Family, you go to spy and inquire, aren't you looking for death by yourself? Tu Zhongtang, this is yourself hurting yourself, how can you blame the lowly position?! ”

"Fart!" Tu Hai was angry again, and roared wildly: "That bullshit blood letter, you fabricated it to frame me!" You brute, dog thief! Where did I provoke you? You actually used such a shameless trick to frame this official?! ”

"Tuzhongtang, please pay attention to your identity! Don't hurt people with your mouth! Lu Fatzi jumped three feet high and shouted: "Tuzhongtang, you touch your conscience and say, the blood letter I dedicated to the emperor, if it is fake, why did the emperor put you in prison?" Why did you exile your wife and children to Ningguta as slaves to the armoured people?! When the Son of the Holy Light shines today, will he treat you like this because of a fake blood letter?! ”

Tu Hai was speechless again, and the more Lu Fatzi roared, the more energetic he became, "Tu Zhongtang, you have nothing to say, do you?" Feel your conscience and tell me again, if the blood letter is fake, why did the old thief rescue you from the prison and entrust you with a heavy responsibility?! Tuzhongtang, in fact, you should thank me, if I hadn't dedicated that blood letter to the emperor, you would have today?! ”

"Brother Lu, what is written on that blood letter?" Gao Dejie couldn't help but ask curiously.

"General Gao asked well." Lu Fatzi took the opportunity to shout: "Brothers of Yungui, soldiers of the Qing Dynasty, General Gao asked just now, what is written on the blood letter that Tu Zhongtang said?" That's a good question, Yungui's brothers, the soldiers of the Qing Dynasty, I, Lu Yifeng, believe that you must also be very curious, what is written on the mysterious blood book mentioned in the picture Zhongtang - you say, isn't it? ”

Countless soldiers and generals on both sides of the war nodded their heads, and many others softly agreed. Lu Fatzi shouted again: "Brothers, soldiers of the Qing Dynasty, since you want to know, then I will tell you that there is a royal secret written on that blood letter! ”

"Can't tell!" Tu Hai was shocked and blurted out and yelled: "Dog thief, if you don't want to die worse, just shut up Lao Tzu!" ”

"No, if you don't want me to say it, I'll just say it." Lu Fatzi also yelled, "I want to ask the brothers of Yungui today, as well as the soldiers of the Qing Dynasty, to give me justice, and see if you hurt yourself, or if I, Lu Yifeng, hurt you Tuzhongtang." ”

"Shut up!" Tu Hai's soul roared in disarray.

"Listen, brethren!" Fat Lu simply jumped on the arrow stack, raised the horn in his hand and shouted frantically: "The royal secret secretly discovered by the picture Zhongtang is that the current Emperor Kangxi of the Qing Dynasty is actually the illegitimate son of Ao Bai and the Empress Dowager!" ”

"Wow!" Countless generals and soldiers, including Tu Hai, exclaimed, and countless people were so shocked that their jaws almost fell to the ground.

"You fart!" Tu Hai almost fainted, struggling and yelling, "Fart! Fart! I didn't say that, I didn't say that! ”

"Brothers, soldiers!" Fat Lu didn't care, just yelled, "Now you should understand, right? Tuzhongtang knew that Emperor Kangxi was the illegitimate son of the old thief, so he was sent to the prison by the emperor, and his children were sent to Ningguta as slaves! It is also because of this that the picture in the hall was reused by the old thief, because the old thief knew that the end was coming, so he deliberately reused the hall in the picture, leaving the living person certificate of the hall in the picture! ”

"Fart! Fart! You fart! Tu Hai was so angry that he couldn't see the slightest human color on his face, and scolded Lu Fat Man for farting.

"Tu Zhongtang, it's okay if you don't admit it!" Fat Lu also mustered up the last trace of strength, and asked hoarsely: "Then you said it yourself, if you didn't find out that the emperor was the illegitimate son of Aobai, then why did the emperor send you to prison?" Why did the old thief want to pull you out of the prison and reuse you?! You say it yourself, isn't that so! ”

Tu Hai whirled for a while, opened his mouth and wanted to scold, but his throat was suddenly sweet, he couldn't help but spurt out a mouthful of blood, and planted his head upside down, frightening the surrounding mite Qing generals and soldiers into chaos, and quickly rescued him, supported him on the war horse, and fled in the laughter of the Wu army soldiers - of course, at the same time, it is natural that Tu Hai said that Kangxi Xiao Mazi is the illegitimate son of Aobai, and it is also deeply engraved in the minds of these Qing generals and soldiers, and has become a profound memory that cannot be forgotten for a lifetime.

"Haha, when this rumor spreads in the Mangou army, the old man will have a good time." Seeing the embarrassed appearance of the mite Qing army being scolded by himself and fleeing, Lu Fatzi was so proud that he couldn't help but shake his head and boast to himself, "Alas, even I am afraid of myself, in such a short period of time, I was able to figure out such a rumor, and I also took advantage of the fact that Tuhai Mangou could not defend it, Ao Bai this time must be yellow mud and lose his crotch, either dead or dead." ”

"Brother Lu, be careful." Gao Dejie suddenly reminded loudly.

"Be careful of what?" Lu Fatzi, who was standing on the arrow stack of the wall with both feet, turned his head again, and when he turned his head again, Lu Fatzi only felt that his feet slipped, and he screamed and fell out of the wall, "Help-!" ”

"Be careful!" Gao Dejie yelled, reached out and grabbed the back of Lu Fatman's clothes, and finally grabbed Lu Fatzi who fell off the wall. Fat Lu breathed a sigh of relief and sighed: "Thank God, God still opened his eyes, good people have good rewards, and he almost lost both with Tuhai." ”

"Bang", God really opened his eyes, Lu Fatzi's self-talk did not fall, the back of Lu Fatman's clothes cracked in response, and the person also fell down the wall. Gao Dejie, Gao Hongchen, Xiao Erlang and others were so frightened that they hurriedly went out to look at the situation, but they saw that Lu Fatzi happened to fall into a rain-soaked quagmire, splashed all over the mud, and people were also rolling and moaning in the mud, screaming like a howl, "God, you don't open your eyes!" How can a good person like me lose both ways with a lackey like Tuhai?! ”

(To be continued)