Lingxiao Mountain Village. Yuan Shao sat high on the throne that symbolized supremacy, and the officials of the hall were divided into two tables, and at least more than thirty-six tables of simple banquets were set up, except for the absence of wine, the dishes on the banquet were extremely rich, making people wonder whether this was a war or a high-class banquet held at home. At this time, the atmosphere in the hall was extremely warm, and the soldiers replaced the wine with water to congratulate Han Meng and Chun Yuqiong. Han Meng's mouth was so big that it was almost cracked to the edge of his ear, and his dark face was shiny, faintly revealing a red light. During this time, it was almost the most glorious moment in his life, and he was a hot and popular figure in the Hebei army. Yuan Shao raised his wine glass high, and said with a red face: "General Han really has the demeanor of the old gun king, strong and courageous, sacrificing life and forgetting death, if it weren't for Gao Rui to take the lead, with one as a thousand, how could the three armies use their lives to repel wave after wave of overwhelming offensives of the famous general Xu Huang in the state, and strive to ensure that the camp is as stable as Mount Tai, strengthen my courage, and raise the prestige of our army?" "Come, come, everyone salute Gurry." The soldiers responded enthusiastically again, and the atmosphere quickly pushed to **. Han Meng first humbly shook his hand and said: "The lord has a good reputation, this time he was able to repel the onslaught of the Bingzhou army, it was really because the soldiers worked together, plus the lord had the right dispatch, General Chun and General Wen joined the battlefield at the very time, which completely repelled Xu Huang's crazy offensive." If you really want to count the credit, the lord is the leader. Han Meng's words were full of applause. Not only Yuan Shao grinned his lips and smiled thickly, but even Wen Chou and Chun Yuqiong also felt tolerant, and their feelings about this black charcoal improved a lot. Although there are a few people who despise Han Meng's rumbling, most of them are thinking about whether to have a good relationship with this guy in the future. Looking at it like this, Han Meng faintly spread his wings and flew high, surpassing the generals in one fell swoop, and had the frame to fill one of the vacancies in the four court pillars. "Haha, Gao Yong doesn't have to be humble, please drink this cup full." Yuan Shao is king of the eight looking at mung beans, the more he looks at them, the more pleasing they are, and he can't help but frequently persuade the cup. "Please." Han Meng raised his head, drank the water in the cup without leaking a bit, and then held the empty cup to signal around, his image was extremely heroic. "Okay." Yuan Shao shouted, then stood up, and said with great spirits: "Although He Chen was defeated in a row, he said that Xu Huang's troops were extremely brave, and it can be seen that the Bingzhou army still has the strength to fight, so the generals should not be careless, and should prepare for the battle seriously, in case they stumble in front of the horse and be pulled back by the other party." "No." All will be roared. The atmosphere is getting more and more enthusiastic, the cups come and go, the sound sounds, and it can be regarded as a unique scene to be able to drink water. At this time, Yuan Shao's stomach "gurgled" a few times, and he suddenly felt a burst of colic, and then let out a few stinky and loud farts in a row, and then he felt like he wanted to go to the tuba. I wanted to hold back, but this labor pain became more and more intense, and there was an embarrassing feeling that it would fall on the crotch of my pants in the next second, and it was really unbearable, so I stood up, stroked my lower abdomen with my hand, and said to the people on both sides who were smoked with strange faces: "Everyone, then, General Ben is in a hurry, go first to make it convenient." After saying this, Yuan Shao ignored his image, bent down slightly, and fled in embarrassment. When he came to the thatched house, Yuan Shaojie was taken aback, his eyes bulged out like toad eyes, and he almost fell to the ground. The spectacular scene in front of him almost made him wonder if he was in the wrong place, this was not a thatched house, but a dining hall. Rows of soldiers were bent over with their stomachs in their arms, some had untied their trouser belts, and some were scolding weakly, while others simply held their big buttocks with their hands on the ground, and from time to time a series of stinky farts came out. There were at least dozens of soldiers, their faces like dead fathers and mothers, and their eyebrows were burning, fidgeting. Inside the toilet, there was a foul smell, a fishy smell, and the sound of "crackling" was endless. Yuan Shao's legs tightened almost subconsciously. But in two minutes, in a burst of scolding, a soldier slowly walked out, he pulled his pants, while taking a long breath, the expression on his face was extremely relaxed, and he scolded and scolded: "Grass, is it easy for Lao Tzu to squat in a toilet?" Yuan Shao was dumbfounded, dumbfounded for a while, and forgot about going to the toilet. Damn, second dog, didn't you just finish pulling, why did you run back again? Do you like the smell inside, no wonder every time you open your mouth, it stinks. "Fuck your uncle, I've already made two trips, do you think Uncle Ben likes to go to the toilet, isn't this a bad stomach?" "Don't want to cut in line, don't blame me for squeezing again, I've been queuing for a quarter of an hour, and I'm going to pull it into my crotch when I wait." "Brother, please let me go first, my underwear is just knitted by my daughter-in-law, and it's new." ", that's you, no matter how new the pants are, you can smoke a cow to death in a day, you are embarrassed here, believe it or not, the uncle directly buttoned the-stained pants directly on your head?" "Thief God, Lao Tzu will steal some game, will you toss and retaliate like this? Lao Tzu has pulled six times, and he hasn't pulled as much as he did today in the past half a decade, and the constipation is healed, and the hemorrhoids are coming again. ", Sanwazi, you are too unkind, you don't call you brothers if you have game? You deserve retribution. "Get out, don't think that Lao Tzu doesn't know, which time in the past few days have you not asked the pillar to secretly add food to you. Isn't there retribution for letting you eat alone? "Ya, my brother's legs are weak, and his limbs are weak, and he is going to pull them back." At this moment, an extremely unpleasant stench rushed to the sky, and everyone couldn't stand the pinching of their noses, and then a man's wail was heard: "I, how did you pull into the middle of the road, is it a pig or a dog?" "Crackling," another serial burst of bullets and machine guns. Big brother, little brother really can't hold it back. The expression of the ants on the hot pot of the little soldier finally relaxed, and his brows began to stretch, showing a hearty voice. A bunch of people really can't stand the temptation of that expression, plus their patience has reached the limit, and the queue in front of them is like a long dragon, and more and more people don't care whether they have bamboo tissue or not, and their pants are pulled on the spot, and a large number of long guns and short cannons appear together, and then the horses are stuck, and suddenly the gunshots are bursting, the cannons are rumbling, and the whole toilet is floating with a smell. Yuan Shao clamped his legs tightly, resisted wave after wave of impulses to take off his pants, pointed his finger at a large number of soldiers, and roared angrily with red eyes: "What kind of system, what kind of system?" "Crackling" replied to Yuan Shao with the sound of a series of cannons one after another. The soldiers cried and said, "My lord, my subordinates really can't control it." "I can't control my expression, I've never felt like can be so cool, so hearty and comfortable." Yes, my subordinates will personally clean up this place, and the lord can rest assured. "My lord, do you also go to the toilet? Now the thatched houses of the major military villages are overcrowded, so why don't they squat and pull together. "Lord, as the saying goes, you still care about Lao Tzu's fart, isn't it uncomfortable?" Yuan Shao's eyes darkened, and he almost fainted. At this moment, a big black man lifted his pants and went on a rampage, shouting angrily as he ran: "Get out of the way, get out of the way." Yuan Shao was careless, he was hit by a strong and sturdy body, and he couldn't help but lose control under his crotch, and felt that something was flowing out. It's over, Yuan Shao's brain is black, and the phenomenon of this general is completely ruined. The big black man was Han Meng, he obviously didn't see Yuan Shao who was bent over, and he was angry and shouted: "Get out of the way, General Ben wants to go to the toilet." After a while, chickens and dogs jumped, and then three soldiers in the toilet who had not yet pulled up their pants were flown out, and one of them happened to press Yuan Shao's body. A smell made his head dizzy, and he struggled out, wanting to scold a few times, just in time to see a big white ass on his head. "Wow, wow." Yuan Shao first felt sick to his stomach, then vomited, poured out all the things he had eaten in the afternoon, and almost vomited out the bile, he gritted his teeth and shouted angrily: "Han Meng, this general is going to chop you." Then he kicked his legs and fainted completely. From the afternoon to the evening of the same day, the entire Lingxiao Mountain toilet was crowded, and it was really impossible to squeeze the position, so I just found someone to pull my pants and solve the problem on the spot. Tens of thousands of people went to the toilet at the same time, what a spectacle it was, not to mention that there were repeat customers, who pulled more than seven or eight times. Lingxiao Mountain, which was originally beautiful and charming, is now full of yellow, yellow, green and green rice fields, and the smell is more than ten miles away, and the state can occasionally smell a trace of peculiar smell. In the major military villages, if a soldier is not careful, he can win the jackpot with a crooked step. Is this village still inhabited? Stinkier and dirtier than a kennel pigsty. This thing is so abnormal, everyone doesn't have to think about it to know that this is poisoning, and if it doesn't work, it was drugged by He Chen. In case the state army is killed, there is no need to fight this battle at all, the armor can directly overwhelm the soldiers, and the spear in his hand is as heavy as a mountain, and he can't take a step at all. Even the sheep silver grass ingredient is in it, and after the legs here are weak, the head falls down on the other side, and as soon as he lies on the ground, he begins to sleep heavily, and he can't wake up with thunder. A small number of soldiers, obviously with weak legs, could not move their feet, but they stepped down but set up tents, majestic. Yes, He Chen poisoned the water source. When Guo Jia came out of the state, he carefully observed the topography of Baishan Mountain, and then he had the idea of poisoning. And let Tianxiang prepare a large number of laxatives and ecstasy. Let He Chen be defeated and lure the Hebei army to this Lingxiao Mountain step by step. Then let the soldiers who dug holes and hide, ambush the Banton soldiers for many days, and poison the water source. This plan is easy to say, but it is very difficult to implement. But Guo Jia did it. It was under the torment of this situation that the arrogant Hebei Army, except for Sharong and Gao Ran, who also resisted a little, had almost no backhand, and the Bingzhou Army, which was dispatched by the whole army in the middle of the night, was decided by the first battle, and there was no tearing and killing at all, and countless people and horses were captured.

(To be continued)