Soon after, two more men came with wine glasses.

"It's so fun to see the two beauties, happy alone, happy with the people, who is happy? Why don't we drink together? To introduce, this is Section Chief Li of our Transportation Bureau. The tall man dropped his bag and introduced the short man next to him. The short man's gaze stayed on the bare part under Lin Fengyu's short skirt and couldn't pull it back.

"Yo, yo, Section Chief Li, parents, you old man sit!" Fang Fang said in a tone that Lin Fengyu had goosebumps falling to the ground when he heard it.

After a fierce ideological struggle, Parent Officer Li finally took his gaze back from Lin Fengyu's lap, and then fell to Fang Fang's chest, never to be dragged back.

"Well, it's nice to meet two beauties. We take turns telling jokes, and if one of the other three doesn't laugh at the end of the story, we're penalized with a drink? Section Chief, will you come first? After the tall man finished speaking, he touched his parents.

"What for?" The parents looked back with difficulty.

"It's your turn." The tall man has a lovely smile.

The parents straightened their bodies, "Ahem! Then I'll just say two words, ah! Just now, ah! The speeches of several leaders are very good, ah? It is both very theoretical, ah! And it has strong operability, ah! I suggest that after the meeting, everyone should further discuss and think deeply, and do a good job of implementation.

It seems that this section chief is a master of meetings.

"Section Chief, it's a joke!" Gao reminded him.

"Huh? Jokes, I'm the best at it, listen," the parents' eyebrows fluttered, "Anyway, a mosquito entered the city, hungry, so he looked everywhere for food, and soon, it found a white and plump beauty taking a nap, the mosquito was very happy, stopped at the chest of the beauty, pricked the straw on the mouth and sucked it, who knew that it sucked a mouthful of silicone! Mosquitoes say that food safety can't be grasped well! ”

Section Chief Li and the tall man laughed, and Lin Fengyu and Fang Fang didn't know what to do.

Section Chief Li had to pick up the wine glass and drink it all.

Fang Fang said, "I'll talk about one too." Anyway, there was a director dancing with a female compatriot, dancing and dancing, and the director reacted, hard, against the female compatriot, and the female compatriot asked, Director, what are you down there? The director said, I am the director, and below me is the section chief. The female compatriots said that the official is not big, and he is still stubborn! ”

"You!" Section Chief Li changed color.

"Don't be angry, section chief, people aren't talking about you!" Fang Fang said leisurely.

The two of them walked away.

The two continued to talk and drink, and suddenly Fang Fang laughed loudly.

"What are you laughing at?" Lin Fengyu frowned in confusion.

"Laugh at the joke that the section chief told me just now." Fang Fang whispered mysteriously.

It was close to eleven o'clock in the evening, and the two were full of wine and food, ready to check out and leave. Lin Fengyu dug all over his body, and then hung there.

"Uh, Fang Fang, in a sense, I think this supper has deepened my understanding of certain theories in philosophy... For example, things are the unity of opposites between the two sides of the contradiction, and the two sides of the contradiction will convert each other.

"Do you think that in this bustling snack street, it is not suitable to discuss such a profound topic as philosophy?" Fang Fang said suspiciously.

"It's not that I want to discuss philosophy, it's that philosophical questions come to us. We were so happy just now, now it's time to change the contradictions, it's time to hang our heads ... Although I know that on such a bright night with sparse stars and black magpies flying south, it is ungraceful to admit such a fact, but we cannot deny it... Because it is indeed an objective existence, which does not change by human will," Lin Fengyu said hesitantly, "What I want to say is that I seem to have forgotten to bring money..."

"Say okay, you invite me, I brought all the money to buy mutton skewers, and I don't have any money!" Fang Fang said dissatisfiedly, "What is this philosophical problem, it is obviously an economic problem!" ”

"What then? Run? Lin Fengyu asked in a low voice.

"Do you want to turn that into a legal issue? You can think of it, besides, how difficult it is for small traders and hawkers, our high-quality beauties of the new era can eat white food? Fang Fang said.

"Or, you stay, I'll go back and get the money?" Lin Fengyu tried to ask for her opinion.

"What should I do if you can't come back? I'm a weak woman, maybe that lewd boss forced me to pay for it, I'm bah! Fang Fang resolutely disagreed.

"Then I'm here, you go back and get it?" Lin Fengyu said.

"Sister, I'm too full to walk." Fang Fang still disagreed.

"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, so what do you say!" Lin Fengyu was a little angry.

"Well, it's not like there's no way, let's find someone to pay the bill, and we'll turn this problem into... Art Issues, Performance Art! Fang Fang said with a grin.

"Plan approved, you go and execute!" Lin Fengyu hurriedly raised his hand.

"Execution is execution, you pay attention to cooperation, from now on, you will have ten strings of pork loin, sit down and eat slowly."

"There's no money to pay for this, do you want to pay for it?"

"Anyway, someone else pays the bill, don't eat for nothing! Boss, ten more strings of pork loin! ”

About 20 minutes later, I saw two men walking over.

"Here comes the payer! I've seen countless men who have accosted me, but these two are undoubtedly the cutest..."Fang Fang whispered.

"Two beauties, can we sit down here?" The man in the gray shirt asked.

"Of course, of course." Fang Fang replied, with an innocent face, "The barbecue in your city is so delicious!" ”

"So, two beauties rarely eat supper?" Gray Shirt asked.

"We want to eat every day, but where can we afford it! Today is my sister's big day, let's come out to celebrate! Fang Fang continued to edit.

"What a happy event, say it, everyone is happy and happy together!" The man in the white shirt also opened his mouth.

"That's the case, my sister is not too old, but there is no man who wants it, relatives and friends are in a hurry! No, today, a man finally agreed to have her! Fang Fang ignored Lin Fengyu and twisted her leg fiercely, and continued to make nonsense.

"No, I see how beautiful your sister is! Will you not be able to get married? "Gray Shirt doesn't believe it.

Fang Fang glanced at Lin Fengyu, her expression was sad and solemn, and she said slowly: "Beautiful and useful, she... He's a mute. ”

Lin Fengyu had the urge to break Fang Fang's leg.

"Huh? It's a pity! It seems that it's not easy for you to be a sister! The white shirt was full of regret.

"Yes, they're all so big, no man wants them, old virgin!" Fang Fang saw the men's surprised expressions, and knew that he was too arrogant, so he hurriedly changed his words, "Old leftover girl, today, Zhang Erdonkey from the neighboring village finally agreed to marry her, and I also made a wish." I thought, I have to celebrate, so I brought her here, it's a big deal that I won't eat tomorrow and the day after tomorrow! ”

"It seems that your sisters are living a hard life. Beauty, it's better to be like this, tonight's supper counts me as please! The meal still has to be eaten normally! Gray Shirt said generously.

"You just said that your sister was going to marry Zhang... What donkey? The white shirt asked.

"Yes, it's the blind man from our neighboring village." Fang Fang opened his mouth.

"Such a beautiful girl, marrying a blind man, isn't this a tyrannical thing!" Gray Shirt said indignantly, "He can't see anything!" ”

"I can't see it, I can touch it, my sister's hand feels good..."Fang Fang quickly reached out and stopped the hand that stretched out the gray shirt towards Lin Fengyu.

"Thank God for being able to get married! I think that at the beginning, Wang Erzhu of Xiaoli Zhuang wanted to marry me, and I said that I would bring my sister along... It's like a shopping mall holding an event, vomiting blood and getting a big reward, buy one get one free," Fang Fang's mouth couldn't be closed anymore, "My sister and I, take turns... The one who slept with him, he actually said that he only had one bed in his house, and he didn't agree! ”

The white shirt is smiling, and the reverie is infinite.

The gray shirt's saliva flowed out, and he squirmed and said, "This idiot! Actually, I have several beds at home! ”

"Big brother is really heroic, but, when I didn't get married, my sister had already decided to marry Zhang Erdonkey, and I was also engaged to Erzhu," Fang Fang held the hand of the gray shirt, "If there is an afterlife, we must come to you two eldest brothers, or I will write a poem here to express my heart:

In heaven is willing to be a wild mandarin duck,

Red apricots on the ground want to go out of the wall,

If it meets Ximen Qing on the day,

Kill Wu Dalang with a knife! …”

"Miss's right attainments are sure enough... It's overbearing, it's unique, but it seems that we should pay attention to the problem of public opinion guidance..."Gray Shirt said helplessly.

"No, miss, if I'm not mistaken, the hairpin on your head is a Sauvignon Blanc card, it's worth two thousand! You lied to us! The white shirt said indignantly.

Fang Fang's face twitched, and he cursed in his heart, his brain was running fast. Lin Fengyu secretly gloated in his heart, let you make it up, revealing the stuffing, right? See how you end!

Fang Fang gently took off the hair card and put it in the palm of his hand: "Yes, this is the only valuable thing on my body, where did it come from?" It is from... Where did it come from? ”

She looked at Lin Fengyu, Lin Fengyu pretended not to see it, and looked up at the sky.

"It was left to me by my mother before she died!" She took Lin Fengyu's hand, "At that time, my mother put my sister's hand in my left hand and put the hairpin in my right hand, and said, child, your sister will be handed over to you, she is a mute, she may not be able to marry for the rest of her life, you can't leave her alone!" Don't lose this hairpin, wear it, it's like our mother and daughter are together forever! ”

"Two big brothers, we meet in Pingshui, I won't ask you to pay us. This is my sister's reunion before she got married, although I have little money to work, but I don't eat for a week, I want to make her happy and happy, and I can be regarded as having an explanation for my mother in heaven. Fang Fang looked up at the starry sky, as if she was looking at heaven from afar, and as if she wanted not to let her tears fall.

"Smack!" The gray shirt slapped the table.

Fang Fang secretly screamed in his heart, it seemed that he still messed up.

"Boss, get the bill!" Gray Shirt shouted.

Fang Fang let out a long sigh of relief.