Chapter Ninety-Nine: Immortal Chief

Wang Ping'an saw that this old Taoist was talking, he was very arrogant, and he looked indifferent, and couldn't help but say: "Dao, Dao...... Immortal chief, can you pinch the count, or familiarize yourself with the Book of Changes? ”

Lao Dao shook his head first, then thought about it, nodded again, and said: "Boy, you are right, this Dao Master can not only pinch and calculate, but also every time he calculates, he will never miscalculate." If you don't believe it, you just wait and see, at most half an hour, that little official will have to come to prison, run to your Taoist master, kowtow and cry, say that he has no eyes, and then beg your Taoist master to go out! ”

Wang Ping'an sighed, but said: "Let us out, that's possible, but it's impossible to cry with a headache!" ”

Lao Dao snorted, lifted his feet, scratched his feet through the dirty socks, and said, "Don't be unbelieving. When he came later, I took off my socks and let him lick his toes, so that he could lick them deliciously, and even said that they were so fragrant! ”

Wang Ping'an wrinkled his nose, imagined the picture he said, felt quite disgusting, and suddenly smiled: "Aren't you afraid that his saliva is dirty?" If he licks it and takes a bite, won't your fragrant feet be a big mess and a bad thing? ”

Lao Dao was stunned for a moment, and then laughed, his voice was loud, and this laughter caused the other prisoners in the cell to look at this side!

Lao Dao smiled: "Xiangzu? But no one has ever described Ben Daoye's feet like this! Well, you're kidding me, but Dao Ye doesn't get angry when he listens! ”

He stretched out his hand and patted Wang Ping'an's shoulder, and said, "You kid has a lot of appetite for this Dao Master. In this way, as long as you ask the Taoist master, and the Taoist master will let them let you go too, how about it? Quickly kneel and kowtow! ”

Wang Ping'an shook his head and said, "It's not necessary, why should I kowtow to you in a good way?" ”

Lao Dao's face sank, and he said: "Others want to kowtow to this Daoist, and this Daoist is not rare!" You can kowtow to this Dao Ye, it is a blessing that you cultivated in your previous life, if you kowtow well and follow my wishes, you will ...... when you meet this Dao Ye I'll turn into a big gold ingot to reward you! ”

Wang Ping'an smiled, he saw that the old way was very interesting, so he pretended to be curious, and said, "Immortal Chief, will you become a big gold ingot?" Let's take a look! ”

Lao Dao's face changed again, and he said triumphantly: "Okay, Dao Ye will change it for you, let you see what immortal art is!" Suddenly, he pointed behind Wang Ping'an and shouted, "Who is that?" As he spoke, a hand came into his arms.

Wang Ping'an didn't look back, but stared at Lao Dao's hand. Lao Dao's hand reached into his arms, but he couldn't take it out, and his expression was embarrassed. Seeing that Wang Ping'an was not fooled, he said angrily: "Why don't you turn back?" ”

Wang Ping'an laughed, turned his head back, and said, "No one!" When he turned around, he saw that Lao Dao was holding a small gold ingot in his hand, which weighed about two taels!

Wang Ping'an smiled: "What a big ingot!" ”

Lao Dao's trick failed, and he sighed: "When other people's children see that Dao Ye wants to change his tricks, they will turn back, why don't you turn back, so that Dao Ye almost didn't change it!" ”

Wang Ping'an said: "I am neither someone else's family, nor a child. But I'm not going back, you've also turned into a gold ingot! ”

Lao Dao thought about it, threw the gold ingots up and down in his hand, and said: "Dao Ye has conjured the gold ingots, now you can kowtow to me, kowtow louder!" ”

Wang Ping'an grabbed a few handfuls of hay on the ground, put it under his buttocks, leaned his back against the wall, and said, "I only said that I wanted you to turn into a gold ingot, but I didn't say that I wanted to kowtow to you." Did I just say I'm going to kowtow to you? ”

Lao Dao was stunned for a moment, as if Wang Ping'an really didn't say that he wanted to kowtow to him, it was always his own misunderstanding! His eyebrows slowly rose, and he shouted: "Good boy, dare to entertain your Taoist master, believe it or not, I will beat you to death!" "Raise your fist, and you will hit Wang Ping'an.

Wang Ping'an shouted: "Convince people with virtue, be reasonable and reasonable, and beat people only if you are unreasonable!" ”

Lao Dao's raised fist did not fall for a long time, and slowly sat back in place, muttering: "Convince people with virtue, how many years have no one said this to me, I remember when I was a child, my teacher always said that I want to respect virtuous people, and give me ......" Suddenly, he tilted his head to look at Wang Ping'an, and said loudly: "No matter how you look at it, you don't look like a virtuous boy!" ”

Wang Ping'an closed his eyes, ignored him, and followed the old way, no matter how many words you have, I will only treat them silently!

Lao Dao shouted and intimidated again, and after talking for a long time, seeing that Wang Ping'an always ignored him, he was bored, so he had to say: "You and those old loaches in Chang'an are the same, you don't say anything, but your heart is full of Taoism, not a thing!" ”

Wang Ping'an still ignores it, what do you like to say, what do you like!

After a long time, Lao Dao couldn't help but say again: "You can kowtow to Dao Ye and me, a light head will be, I will forgive you for your rudeness, and Dao Ye promises to give you great benefits!" ”

Wang Ping'an simply snored and pretended to be asleep!

This old man seems to be very stubborn, or he is used to listening to flattery, and he is used to everyone else listening to him, so when Leng Ding meets a person who refuses to flatter him or listen to him, he is very energetic, coercion, and temptation, and he has to kowtow to him from Wang Ping'an!

Wang Ping'an was a little puzzled in his heart, what a strange thing, many people rushed to kowtow to him, is it really a very honorable thing to kowtow to him? How unreasonable!

Seeing that Wang Ping'an said that he ignored himself, Lao Dao said angrily: "Okay, if you don't kowtow to Daoye, Daoye won't help you." Later, when they beg me to go out, I will let them lock you up, and if they beat you, I will not stop you! ”

Wang Ping'an stretched his waist and said, "There are so many flies in the prison, buzzing and noisy, disturbing people's dreams!" ”

Lao Dao suddenly stopped being angry, snorted, and said: "Very good, you don't need to be arrogant now, you will have to suffer later!" He sat against the wall, closed his eyes, and stopped talking!

After a while, I heard a knock at the cell door, and someone came in!

Wang Ping'an and Lao Dao opened their eyes at the same time, looked at the door, and saw two officials walking in with four or five soldiers, the first one was wearing a light crimson official robe, it was Dai Shiqiang who arrested them outside the city, and Chang Qingfeng was followed behind!

Lao Dao glanced at Wang Ping'an triumphantly, and laughed in a low voice: "How about it, your Daoist is not wrong, they apologized to this Daoye!" If you kid are interested, it's still too late to kowtow now, otherwise this Taoist master won't let them let you go! ”

Wang Ping'an snorted and didn't speak.

Dai Shiqiang walked quickly to the door of the prison, and said loudly through the door: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, a big misunderstanding!" ”

Lao Dao was even more proud, lowered his voice, and said: "You kid, you really don't know Taishan, you are rude to my old man, you kowtow now!" If this door is opened, you knock it again, I don't want it, Dao Ye, hurry up! ”

Wang Ping'an sat motionless, and didn't look at him, he and Lao Dao were both sitting against the wall, facing the prison door, he didn't even want to twist his head now, just looked at Dai Shiqiang and Chang Qingfeng outside the door!

As soon as the lock rang, the cell door opened, Dai Shiqiang stepped up the door, with a smile on his face, and said: "This is really a big flood that washed the Dragon King Temple, and the family doesn't recognize the family!" ”

Lao Dao sighed and said, "Come on, the door has been opened, and it's too late for you to kowtow to me now!" ”

Dai Shiqiang glanced at Lao Dao, didn't understand what this Lao Dao was muttering, stepped forward, pushed Lao Dao casually, and shouted: "Go up and stay!" ”

Lao Dao sighed, looked at Wang Ping'an, then at Dai Shiqiang, and said in surprise: "Didn't you come to apologize to Dao Ye?" ”

Dai Shiqiang laughed angrily and said, "What are you, why does this official apologize to you?" After scolding the old way, he stretched out his hand to help Wang Ping'an, and said with a smile: "Wang Xian's nephew, my good virtuous nephew, it was a misunderstanding just now, everything is my fault, it's all my fault, I'm not here to compensate you!" ”

Lao Dao's eyes widened, he looked at Wang Ping'an, and opened his mouth wide and couldn't close it!

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Medicinal diet for chronic gastritis

Suzi old ginger porridge

Recipe: 10 grams of perilla seeds, 5 grams of ginger, 150 grams of japonica rice, 4 grams of salt, 2 grams of monosodium glutamate.

Preparation: 1. Wash the perilla seeds, wash and slice the ginger, and wash the japonica rice.

2. Put perilla seeds, ginger and japonica rice into a stew pot, add an appropriate amount of water, first boil with a fire, then simmer for 40 minutes, add salt, and monosodium glutamate.

Directions: Serve as a meal.

Efficacy: Warms the spleen and stomach, relieves pain. It is suitable for patients with qi deficiency and stomach pain.

Avoid: People with spleen deficiency and slippery stools, yin deficiency and asthma should avoid eating.