The academic performance is incredible, and he has no business talent, so he devotes too much time to the great cause of "picking up girls", in order to show off, in order to pull the style, and in order to have something to say when picking up girls, Huahu taught himself English, French and Japanese, and can spit out a series of chirping foreign languages with one mouth, and it is easy to make the girls around him dizzy. This guy always has a sunny smile, no matter where he goes, he will quickly turn himself into the focus of attention, take him with him as a guest boyfriend, in front of his friends and family, absolutely competent, and can better satisfy the vanity in the hearts of girls, it is because he has such excellent qualities, and he takes the initiative to buy clothes for Huahu, buy jewelry, and settle credit card debts.

To put it simply, Huahu is a gold medal little white face who relies on women to eat soft rice, and eats happily, eats out of taste, eats out of level, and eats out of temperament!

Last year, a magical rising figure broke out on the Chinese Internet, known as "the most cow mother-in-law in history". This mother-in-law openly solicited a boyfriend for her twenty-five-year-old daughter on the Internet, this mother-in-law is definitely a once-in-a-century masterpiece, she has no scruples about the fact that there are 20 million more marriageable young women in China than young people, and 20 million young women are destined to either become "leftover women" or become other people's mistresses. One of the most striking is a data table, which lists the applicant's name, age, height, weight, occupation, income, overtime, horoscope personality, life skills, love history, body type, graduate school, major, education, salary, English proficiency, company name, overtime status, etc., if you want to apply to become her son-in-law, you must fill in one item carefully.

Each item in this table is scored on a scale of 1-10 to calculate the final score. Only by meeting the minimum standards can the applicant get the consent of the "best mother-in-law in history" to get the opportunity to date her daughter "Wenwen".

Even if you pass the preliminary audition and get the opportunity to date "Wenwen", it is only the first step in the long march. It is said that this "best mother-in-law in history" is also proficient in the "Type 18 personality test", and when her daughter goes on her first date, her mother will always accompany her, coldly watch the applicants' every move, and score them one by one.

It's not okay to have a peculiar smell in the refrigerator; asked about the salary, the man was spitting and spitting, and it seemed that he was not confident enough; When eating together, the man used a group purchase coupon purchased from Taobao, which seemed too small, and the family was not good; As for the man's horse, it is not okay to clash with Wenwen's attributes!

As for the candidates who have myopia, body obesity and other things that may be genetically affected by the second generation, without exception, they were directly pulled into the elimination by the "best mother-in-law in history" in the first interview.

When the "best mother-in-law in history" chose her son-in-law, she never came up with a standard to consider the son-in-law's character, nor did she consider whether she was in love with her daughter, but started from the man's appearance, income, education, living habits, etc., and placed each applicant on the balance for measurement.

The harshness and perversion of its conditions made countless netizens exclaim, and at the same time asked a question: Are you choosing a son-in-law or the president of the United States?

Huahu, who just broke up with his ex-girlfriend and became idle, also filled out the application form online at the instigation of a group of fox friends around him.

Harvard University MBA MBA master's degree student, this degree is good enough, right? (Although the second uncle ran away, there were so many fake documents left behind, just take one out, it is enough to deal with the scene) high-imitation Italian Kiton brand-name suit, high-imitation German Hugoboss tie, high-imitation Fendi leather shoes, high-imitation alainmikli double-layer glasses...... Well, these glasses are genuine licensed goods, and after eating soft rice for so long, I can always catch a few rich soft girls, and I want a few internationally renowned brands from women.

Don't look at a bunch of high imitations, which are mixed with a small amount of genuine products, the reason why high imitations can be called high imitations is that in terms of style, fabrics, and details, they can barely withstand scrutiny, not to mention that the flower fox itself is a natural clothes rack.

didn't drive any car, and on the day of the interview, Huahu rushed to the appointment by bus generously. When he walked out of the bus door with a group of salaried pseudo-white-collar workers, the aristocratic temperament from the inside out, the pride and freedom that were different because of self-confidence, instantly brightened the eyes of "the most cow mother-in-law in history".

Fluent American English, authentic Japanese, gentle French, and "Wenwen" have not yet exchanged feelings, Flower Fox and "the most cow mother-in-law in history" had a mixed exchange of Chinese dialects, when Flower Fox changed to German with a clear face, "the most cow mother-in-law in history" gorgeously defeated.

Huahu has long analyzed this "the most cow mother-in-law in history", can come up with such a detailed application form, proficient in "18-type personality analysis", and interfere with her daughter's freedom of love with a seemingly caring but brutal attitude, which all shows that this charm still exists, but her vision is too sharp, "mother-in-law", she is a science engineer, engaged in financial work, and is likely to be a financial director, and she is also a Virgo, and her husband was forced to ask for divorce after less than a year of 100% marriage, In essence, although she has given birth to a daughter, she is still equivalent to an old virgin, and her personality is tantamount to developing towards "exterminating Shitai", and she has a strong desire to possess and dominate her daughter.

This kind of person is tough and inferior, and in the face of people who are inferior to her, or even equal, her chin will be raised very high, and she will use this high posture to show her superiority; In the face of people who are far beyond her, she will expose the inferiority complex and sensitivity of a woman who has lost the love of a man and can only work hard outside.

If anyone wants to be the son-in-law of the "best mother-in-law in history", the best way is to push this mother-in-law down first...... Uh, no, it should be said that conquest!

Although he doesn't learn and has no skills, but as a competent little white face, Huahu has already done a good job of pre-study, he spent almost all his attention on "the most cow mother-in-law in history" on his first "date", he talked about everything, the topic talked about the development of the Sino-US strategic cooperative partnership from the Wall Street stock market, and then turned to the impact of the South China Sea dispute on Southeast Asian countries, from the cooking techniques of French snails to the continuous rise in world temperatures, resulting in a large number of jellyfish breeding in the coastal areas of the United States. A direct threat to the status quo of nuclear power plant safety in coastal cities in the United States.

Huahu's witty words are fascinating, as if everything he said is what he has seen and heard with his own eyes and ears, and there is no need to lie about the family environment at all, he easily uses inducement to construct a studious and motivated person in the heart of "the most cow mother-in-law in history", never relies on family strength, likes to be self-reliant, but has an aristocratic sense of superiority in his bones!

On the first date, Huahu almost got a perfect score from "the best mother-in-law in history". On the second date, "the most cow mother-in-law in history" did not follow her daughter anymore, Huahu just used a little means, and received "Wenwen" to a hotel with a hundred yuan to provide three hours of service, and soon he was surprised to find that "Wenwen", who was already twenty-five years old, was still a girl, and in some ways was less pure than junior high school students.

Think about it, there is also the close protection of "the best mother in history", even if she goes to college, she has to go home on time every day, and she has to call every half hour to report the situation when she participates in a friend's party.

Although Huahu is a little white face who specializes in eating soft rice, he also has his own rules, one of which is that girls don't touch it. Being with a woman is called acting on the spot and taking what you need, what happens with a girl, as a man, you should be responsible, and this kind of responsibility he can't afford to bear!

With a pityful eye, he swept a few glances at "Wenwen" who had been kissed by him into a puddle of spring water, and couldn't refuse his further request at all, took out his mobile phone and "Wenwen" took a few "nude photos", and after kissing goodbye to "Wenwen", Huahu walked away, and picked out two photos of "Wenwen" that night and threw them on the Internet, after a little hesitation, Huahu also played a thin layer of codecke on the face of "Wenwen", but such photos still proved Huahu's victory, attracting countless netizens to exclaim in unison.

"Since the strongest mother-in-law in history wants a 'legendary' son-in-law, then I will play a legend and give her a chance."

Huahu's assertion sparked a heated discussion among netizens. After enjoying the much-anticipated Huahu, he turned off the computer with satisfaction, and threw the anonymous mobile phone card he had used for a few days into the trash, which can be regarded as the complete end of this "relationship".

But the next day, when Huahu turned on the computer and habitually entered the forum he frequented, he saw the highlighted post on the forum, and Huahu was stunned.

"Wenwen" climbed to the roof of the building in the middle of the night, if it wasn't for the fact that when she jumped down, she was blocked by several awnings in a row, which greatly eased the speed of the fall, and she might have committed suicide, even so, "Wenwen" was still sent to the hospital. And "the most cow mother-in-law in history" is going crazy, in the shutter of the camera in the reporter's hand flashing, she is holding a kitchen knife, staring at a pair of bloodshot eyes and roaring, Huahu dares to bet with anyone that if he stands in front of the "most cow mother-in-law in history" at that time, the mother-in-law who has lost her mind will definitely pounce without hesitation and launch an endless crazy attack on him!

And on the forum, at this time, all netizens were also one-sided, and began to criticize Huahu for playing with an innocent girl.

(To be continued)