Chapter 1: The Faint King

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"Faint King!" A coquettish reprimand.

Zhao Zhe was in a daze and woke up quietly. There seemed to be such a sentence lingering in my mind, a delicate and clear, but obviously sad and inexplicable scolding, which could not be eliminated for a long time.

It's a nice sound. Zhao Zhe shook his somewhat groggy head, opened his eyes, and entered his eyelids, only to see a woman in ancient costume with a slender and graceful figure standing less than two meters away from him. This woman's skin is white and delicate, as if she is congealed, her eyes are bright and her teeth are bright, beautiful and moving. It's just that the pair of eyebrows are too upright, a little less soft, and a little more heroic and noble and awe-inspiring.

Strangely, her expression was sad and inexplicable at this time, and her starry eyes looked directly at Zhao Zhe with anger and a sense of determination. The expression looked strange, some sad, sad, and even a little trembling. The slender pink neck rose slightly, as if he was fighting something. That pretty and pitiful look made people have the idea of holding her in their arms and caring for her. Somewhat unlucky, Zhao Zhe's heart beat faster. I've lived for more than twenty years, and I've never seen such a bright and dignified girl with a noble temperament that makes people ashamed of themselves.

"No, no, no, you have to think rationally. How did I fall asleep, and how did I wake up to this woman in a period costume? Obviously, with my experience and experience, I have never seen such a noble and beautiful woman on TV, and I will never have anything to do with me. Is it a TV prank? Or ......" Zhao Zhe rubbed his head, thought carefully, recalled, and bits and pieces of the past came to mind.

"Yes, my name is Zhao Zhe...... Graduated from a third-rate university. Like most of his peers, those four years were basically mixed. But he was so arrogant that it has been two years since he graduated, and he has changed four or five jobs. The salary is used to eat and drink, pay the rent, not to mention not a penny, and spend all the 5,000 yuan of living subsidies given by the family. I haven't worked for two months, and I've been playing pirated games, watching pirated movies, reading pirated novels, and playing pirated AV at home. Or join the Aoi empty post bar and chat and fart all day long with netizens who have the same hobby. ”

As for the recent consciousness. A little confused, I just remember that it seemed to be raining heavily outside the window, and the well-dressed beast man next door to the shared house didn't know where to kidnap a lost little lamb, and the excited ** sound of the pair of dog men and women continued to reach his ears through the partition. God is pitiful, although I talked about a girlfriend in school, I just held a small hand at most, and we broke up not long after graduation. Excluding the five girls, he can now be regarded as an out-and-out virgin.

Zhao Zhe was so angry by the high-pitched, sometimes low, and continuous ** sound that he had only one thought at that time, why didn't God make thunder and kill the well-dressed beast man next door who was so poor that he had a fight with himself? Ignorant young women were deceived by his polite, handsome and chic appearance, so that they finally lost their wealth and fell into disgrace.

Rumble! A deafening thunder rang out in the vague memory in Zhao Zhe's mind, and he only remembered that a bucket-thick lightning bolt broke through the window. Faintly dizzy, I vaguely seemed to hear a majestic and loud voice complaining: "Damn, it's crooked again!" ”

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When I thought of the thunder, I also thought that TV stars mostly rely on packaging, and the copper smell is full. Where is there such a woman in front of her, clear and moving, as if she is not touched by the fireworks in the world. Zhao Zhe quickly came to a conclusion, that is, he crossed the ......

Thinking of this crossing conclusion, Zhao Zhe was not honestly afraid, but a little calm. Four years in college, two years of work. Everything else is lacking, but there is no shortage of time and something that is said to sell for two dollars. I have read countless novels about the starting point, and the way of crossing is strange. I've seen a lot, and it's not uncommon for me to be struck by lightning and cause me to cross nature, since it's not a rare thing, so what's there to panic about?

But one thing is important, you have to figure out what you're wearing first. In these years, in order to be fresh, what to wear. What is dressed and dressed into a big girl.,Or maybe JJ is gone.。 What's even more exaggerated is that all kinds of demons, monsters, fish, shrimp, sea beasts, snakes and insects are coming.

Zhao Zhe stretched out his hand and took a closer look. The fingers are fair and slender. It's a bit similar to his own hands, but these obviously pampered rich hands have big sleeves, and they look quite luxurious, maybe they have a good family background. Touched my face, hey, it's smooth, with a nose and eyes. In this way, the heart has made up his mind, and he should be a human being. I touched my chest again, and I couldn't help but want to laugh, I was really lucky, I didn't dress as a woman. Suddenly, I thought of a very serious problem again, and I felt weak for a while, and I reached out to grab my crotch. I began to pray in my heart, God bless, there must be ah, there must be.

There was a familiar touch in his hand, and his heart suddenly became excited, and he couldn't help but burst into tears. It's really, so much fun. In this world, what is more refreshing than crossing into a normal male surname with all five limbs? At this point in life, there is nothing else to ask for. I was excited for a while, and the more I felt that thing was cute, I couldn't help but smile excitedly, and rubbed two more handfuls.

Suddenly, the woman in front of her covered her mouth and whispered. provoked Zhao Zhe to look up, only to see her with a strange face, her beautiful eyes wide, staring at his hand in a daze......

Zhao Zhe subconsciously followed her eyes and lowered his head to examine himself. Khan Ran found that his action was really as obscene as it was.

It's over, Zhao Zheru was struck by lightning, and his face became bitter melon. Although the traverser has an acquired advantage. But in the face of this woman who makes her quite excited, a woman who is more beautiful than a movie star and whose temperament is even more difficult for them to match. He actually did such a trivial and terrible thing in front of her. Poor dignified beauty, that little face is a little pale and pale.

"This, that." Zhao Zhe scratched his head and smiled falsely: "Ha, I see that the atmosphere seems to be a little tense." That is, a joke, a joke. Didn't scare you, did you? ”

“？” The big beauty's eyes are still wide, black and white, clear and without any impurities. But obviously, his face was a little puzzled.

"Uh, you don't understand what I'm saying?" Zhao Zhe was also a little confused. frowned, crossing this thing is the most bizarre thing. This girl in her twenties looks like an ancient Chinese woman. But it's hard to say, maybe the language system here is not the same as what I learned. Or, she looks young, maybe she is a fairy who has lived for thousands of years, otherwise, where did she get such an unearthly temperament?

Unexpectedly, Zhao Zhe's words seemed to startle her. His face was a little panicked and unwilling. Lowering his head, his eyelashes trembled slightly, and he almost squeezed out of his teeth: "If you go back to the emperor, the concubine really doesn't understand what the emperor said." But in his heart, he was afraid, this faint gentleman, since the death of the only concubine he had been pampered and doted on, his surname was particularly tyrannical and domineering. Don't say it a few times, he said that he would abolish the queen and give up the queen's position to the dead concubine. That's just it, at this point, I don't care if the queen is the queen or not. It's just that yesterday he actually ordered the execution of the only three remaining harem concubines and hundreds of palace maids in one go. said that Concubine Shu entrusted him with a dream and pointed out that they wanted them to go down to accompany her. If it weren't for the fact that his family was also a big family, he would have some roots in the family. Otherwise, ......, the queen's heart shuddered.

What's even more absurd and tyrannical is that several loyal old ministers advised them to death, imploring the emperor not to indulge in the dead concubine anymore and make every effort to deal with the government. It caused the faint monarch to be furious on the spot, and an old minister hit the pillar on the spot, but fortunately, he did not die immediately. The rest were ordered by him to be sent to the prison to treat them for disrespecting the concubine.

Today, this faint monarch recruited himself alone again and persuaded him to take the initiative to withdraw from the position of queen and give up his position to the dead concubine. The queen, who was originally disheartened, also wanted to escape into the empty door, the shadow of the lonely lamp, and the remnant of her life. It's just that this faint gentleman is really too much of a bastard, and when he saw that he hesitated twice, he moved out of his parents and relatives and threatened him. She was originally very good-tempered, but she was also so angry that she smashed a small vase on his head, causing him to faint. But after smashing it, I regretted it and was afraid, and I was just punished by death. It's just that parents and brothers, elders and younger generations, direct collateral, relatives and friends may not be spared.

The panicked queen did not dare to speak out. I just hurriedly wiped the blood that didn't flow too much on his head and stuffed it into a hidden place. Seeing him wake up quietly, his heart trembled even more. He made up his mind that if he was angry and questioned, he would kneel down and beg him to exchange his name and life for the peace of his family.

Who would have thought, this faint king woke up, and seemed to have become a little confused. Sometimes he brokes on his face, sometimes he is sad, sometimes he is ecstatic. In the end, he even did that kind of disgusting thing.

Many ministers tried their best to enter the harem and canonize themselves as queens, because they wanted to compete for favor with the concubine with their beauty and wisdom, and gradually persuaded this faint monarch to make every effort to turn the tide. It's just that the concubine doesn't know what kind of demon magic she has used, so that this faint king is so obsessed with right and wrong. It's been two years, and I've never been in my own Kunning Palace, and I've never touched her. The plan to save the king naturally ended without a problem. I am not a woman who likes to compete for favor and play with power, so I have nothing to regret about ending up like this. If you don't really care about your family, there is no one around at this time, and instead of fighting to the death, you can't say that you can still benefit the common people.

"Emperor, Emperor?" Not to mention the queen's colorful mental activities, Zhao Zhe was really taken aback, the emperor? Damn, Lao Tzu crossed over and became the emperor?

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