Episode 84 Stunning Beauty
Yao Jin deliberately stopped on the sidelines and said with a smile: "Yao was born in a reconnaissance company, and was later specially invited by the Chengdu Military Region Command to be the first special forces instructor of the Southwest Military Region. ”
Such an identity was thrown out suddenly, of course, it was very shocking, I looked at the punches and kicks all over the field in a daze, thinking that it would be good if the fat man was here, just with his head, that strength, it was enough to shock the audience.
The young man closest to us, using the bench to pick up three red bricks stacked on top of each other, shouted, his hands rose and fell, and the three red bricks were broken together with a "click". The stupid fork applauded loudly next to him, and then asked with concern, "Do your claws hurt?" When the young man heard this, he couldn't help but rub his palm, and subconsciously said, "It doesn't hurt." But he reacted immediately, and replied angrily: "You are the claws." ”
Yao Jin looked at it and shook his head slightly: "A real master, at least four green bricks must be interrupted." The young man listened, and went on practicing with a flushed face.
Sun Qi saw that it was fun, so he came up, first closed the eleventh ceremony, and then stacked five red bricks in one go, learning from the young man, "Hey! With a loud shout, all the red bricks were broken. He is a professional boxer, and he relies on this to eat on weekdays, and after one or two decades of hard training, he is naturally shocked on the spot.
When the young man saw this, his face turned even redder. Yao Jin glared at him and shouted, "What are you still standing here for?" Don't think it's embarrassing enough? The lad glared at us fiercely and retreated.
I took a few more steps forward, and the outermost part of the martial arts arena. There were more than a dozen people standing in a row practicing marksmanship, and there was a crackling burst of gunfire. The target surveyor on the opposite side shouted the number: "Ten rings, ten rings." Ten rings, ten rings ......" Yao Jin looked back at us triumphantly, meaning to say, "Do you have such good soldiers as we have?" ”
Jing'er pouted and said, "What's the use of this~~ It's okay to beat zongzi." When encountering a demonized crow, you can't hit one. When Yao Jin heard this, he was surprised and said, "The girl has such a big breath...... Could it be that you are very good at marksmanship? Hehe, are you interested in guiding my brothers? Jing'er twisted her face directly, and left the back of her head for Yaojin: "I'm not interested...... It's too pediatric, let Ou Xiang play with them. Yao Jin went to see Ou Xiang, and Ou Xiang hurriedly waved his hand: "Pull it, it's too wasteful of bullets, and it's not difficult at all." ”
Yao Jin thought that the two of them were bragging again, so he smiled: "Hehe." I didn't see it, but it turned out that both of them were sharpshooters...... I have to ask for advice, how to play, is it difficult? ”
Ou Xiang glanced back at me, saw that I blinked, immediately understood, stepped forward, took a semi-automatic rifle from the hand of a soldier, pulled the bolt and looked at it. Nodding in satisfaction.
I took out my pistol and handed it to Sun Qi, who understood, threw up his arm and threw the pistol high. The pistol flew into the sky at once.
"Bump!" With a bang, Ou Xiang's gun went off, and then look at the pistol. It was already falling, but suddenly it jumped up again with a somersault. Ou Xiang fired five shots in one go, and my pistol had already been turned into a small black dot by him. Almost invisible to his eyesight, Shoko turned his head and asked Yaojin, "Fun, right?" ”
Yao Jintie blushed and didn't speak, the soldiers next to him were dumbfounded, Jing'er saw it interesting, and said with a smile: "It's fun, I'll try it too, ......" The splitter snatched the semi-automatic rifle in Ou Xiang's hand, quickly loaded the bullet, and shot the gun. Seeing the fragments of the pistol that Ou Xiang had beaten fell from the sky, Jing'er "stepped on the ......" and fired a burst of strafing, and the scattered pieces were scattered and splashed by her, and no scum fell at all.
But the stupid fork is still holding stinky feet over there: "So handsome~~ quack, so handsome~~quack~~"
Yao Jin looked at me with a dark face, and said hesitantly: "As the saying goes, 'Wu Dalang raises night owls, who plays with what birds', Mr. Hua's pet is very rare, hehe." As soon as I heard that he was scolding me for being with the crows, he smiled and said, "Just play with the birds...... Does Mr. Yao also raise birds? ”
Yao Jin laughed twice and said, "Since Mr. Hua asked, Yao someone had no choice but to offer ugliness." "This guy was desperate to get some face back, so he immediately took us out of the arena. Turning a corner, there was a storeroom. Yao Jin had already begun to say hello: "Yuyu, Lanlan, I have friends who have come to see you." Before the words fell, two peacocks, one blue and one white, walked out with their buttocks twisted. The stupid fork was dumbfounded: "Wow! So nice big...... And a white duck! ”
Yao Jin glared at the stupid fork, wanted to sneer a few words, and felt that it was too embarrassing to talk to a bird, so he changed his face and said proudly: "Peacock, the king of birds!" Mr. Flower...... Are you satisfied? Seeing that I had nothing to say, he finally smiled: "Lan Lan was raised by me since he was a child, he is a male peacock, and when he encounters something with bright eyes, he will unfold the tail screen and compete with others." Yuyu is a female bird, and I specially brought it back from Yunnan to give Lan Lan as a companion. "He compares my stupid fork with blue peacocks and white peacocks like this, and of course we have nothing to say here. The stupid fork listened carefully, and immediately came to his senses: "Female bird? The little eyeballs were dripping around, clearly looking at the white peacock's buttocks.
Yao Jin showed off sincerely, took out a pink gauze towel from his pocket, held it in his hand, and shook it twice in the wind. As a result, the male peacock Blue Blue was really stimulated, and he stretched out his tail in an instant, and for a while it was colorful and gorgeous. Silly Fork was taken aback and scolded: "I'll grass your father!" Suddenly flew behind Jing'er and hid.
"Hahaha......" The stupid fork made a fool of himself, of course he was proud, and said: "The mountain and wild horseman met the king of birds, and it is inevitable that he will be ashamed." "I thought to myself, this medicine is really boring, people are people, birds are birds, is it true that people who raise peacocks must be more advanced than people who raise chickens? Does my adoption of a stupid fork mean that my hobbies are similar to those of beggars? What kind of logic! Grass your uncle's.
The stupid fork poked its head out from behind Jing'er, and its little eyes were rolling wildly, aiming at the two peacocks on the ground...... I knew it was going to be alive again. Sure enough, the guy craned his neck: "babbling ......" yelled.
Yao Jin was taken aback. Stunned: "How can there be an eagle?" "When I saw the stupid fork, I suddenly realized. It's a pity that his two peacocks don't have that good judgment. As soon as he heard the call of the eagle, he immediately pulled out his legs and slipped away. The female ran fast, and got back to the warehouse as soon as she slipped through the smoke, but the male dragged a big tail, and flickered and couldn't run fast, and finally ran to the door, and was pinched off several tail hairs by the half-hidden wooden door.
Yao Jin was shocked and angry, and looked at the stupid fork viciously, I guess if the stupid fork was not a bird. Yao Jin had already sent someone over and strangled it to death.
But the stupid fork took advantage of it and behaved, shook his head and said: "The horse manure eggs are light outside, and there is a bag of chaff in the belly ......" The medicine was so angry that the green tendons on the brain jumped: "Iron teeth!" With his loud roar, the door of a warehouse not far from us creaked open, and a behemoth stepped out.
At that moment, I was really surprised and delighted! I'm going to him...... No, after the grass is finished, his uncle has to grass his aunt...... Hahaha, I'm so happy that I've finally met the legendary third divine beast!
It was a bear...... A brown bear...... No. To be exact, it's a huge brown panda!
The brown pandaman stood up, and looked like it was at least three meters tall -- I don't think you would be impressed, I explain it this way: if it stood on tiptoe. You can stick your head straight to the window on the second floor of your house! A round head, a stocky body, brown circles like brown glasses, and a snow-white head...... It's perfect! If there is only one cutest animal in the world, there is only one animal to be selected. Then there is no doubt that this guy is standing in front of me! I couldn't find an adjective to describe my mood at the time, so I could only shout in my heart over and over again: "It's perfect!" It was perfect......"
It's a pity that the brown panda is standing there like a fool. I still have a handful of green bamboo in my hand, and I am tasting it with taste. Occasionally, he looked up at me, but he was not interested at all, and continued to chew on its green bamboo, and the bite "crunch, crunch" seemed to be extremely delicious.
The legendary three divine beasts were discovered by me one after another in such a short period of time, and the joy in my heart was really indescribable, and I forgot the danger in an instant, and couldn't help but take a step to meet it.
Yao Jin was startled, and reached out to pull me, almost carrying me off the wheelchair. His bodyguards were indeed agile, two of them immediately stepped in to hold the medicine, and the other two quickly grabbed my arm.
Yao Jin exhaled, but then said angrily: "Mr. Hua, why are you so reckless? Although the panda is called a cat, it is a bear, so please don't get too close. I shook off the two bodyguards, turned my head and smiled, "What? What do you call it? Panda? Hahahaha......" Yao Jin's face was full of anger, and he smiled angrily: "That's not a panda, is it still a toad?!" ”
I raised my head and laughed loudly: "It seems that Mr. Erudite is like medicine, but there are also things that I don't know...... Let me tell you, it's not a panda, it's a bear...... "I suddenly thought that I couldn't say too much about Yaojin, this guy is the teacher of the special forces, it's hard to guarantee that he won't play any tricks with us, it's better to be careful, so I quickly swallowed the words that slipped into my mouth again."
Yao Jin raised his eyebrows and sneered: "In this way, my master doesn't know as much as Mr. Hua." I listened, couldn't hold back any longer, laughed and said, "What? Master? Are you kidding me? How can Xiong Zhen have an owner? It's ...... Hehe, since you are its owner, do you dare to touch it? ”
Yao Jin was stunned for a moment, but immediately retorted: "Nonsense, do you have to touch pets?" If you have a Siberian tiger, do you dare to touch it? When he said this, he was admitting that he didn't dare to touch it.
I scratched my nose and smiled, "Actually, I even shook hands with the Siberian tiger." I provoked again and again, Yao Jin really got angry, he said viciously: "Mr. Hua, although we are not a group of people, but for the sake of everyone who is a survivor of the aftermath, Yao someone didn't want to be too embarrassed for you, how do you know that Mr. Hua is so arrogant and ruthless...... Okay, Iron Fang is standing in front of Mr. Flower, if you dare to touch it, I will give it to you. ”
I listened. His eyes lit up, but he immediately said, "But the ugly words are in my head." If Mr. Hua is accidentally injured by the iron fang, don't say that my medicine is deliberately murdered......" waved his hand to Ou Xiang and them: "Everyone in charge has to make a certificate for me to medicine someone." ”
Ou Xiang and the others looked at me stunned. As if they wanted to persuade me to stop, Jian Tianhan whispered: "Old flower, don't take risks...... It's wild, it's wild...... "I waved my hand to tell him to shut up, and turned my head to look at the brown panda, only to see that the guy had finished eating the green bamboo, and was picking his teeth with the last bamboo branch.
I took two steps forward and reached out from my bosom to bring out the love letter that Tiger Girl had written to me. He took out the letter and put it in it, then shook his hand and threw the envelope at the brown panda.
The envelope was made of brown paper, slightly heavier than a normal envelope, and was easily thrown onto the brown panda, which was bounced by the white belly of the brown panda and tumbled to the ground. I believe that such mythical beasts have good intelligence, so I confidently made a "pick-up" action for the brown panda.
The comprehension ability of the divine beast is really good, and the brown panda was stunned for a moment. Sure enough, he bent down and picked up the envelope. I couldn't help but be overjoyed when I saw it, that envelope was full of the smell of the tiger king, as long as the brown panda smelled it. There must be some kind of induction.
But I never thought that after the guy picked up the envelope, he didn't even look at it, and just put it in his mouth. At that moment, I was really dead-faced. Without the Tiger King's aftermath, what do I do to subdue this brown panda?
Just when I was at a loss. saw the brown panda chew a few times with its cheeks, and suddenly his little eyes widened. "Ahem" twice, spit out the rotten envelope again, supported it with the forefoot, put it in front of the nose and sniffed hard, the more I smelled, the more surprised I became, and finally the person stood up, twisted the ****** and walked in front of me.
They were so frightened that their faces turned pale, the bodyguards had begun to quietly pull back their wheelchairs, and more people put their hands on the guns, ready to shoot at any time, even Ou Xiang and them were no exception.
The brown panda ignored everyone at all, and came to me slowly, holding the rotten envelope with one paw, and dancing with the other, as if to ask me what was the matter with the envelope.
It was the first time I had a face-to-face conversation with an animal, and although I wasn't too nervous, I didn't know how to do it. So I simply met the Tiger King from Phoenix Mountain, and talked all the way, and after talking for several minutes, I found that the brown panda didn't understand at all, so I changed my strategy, and even said with a gesture, and now the brown panda seemed to have figured it out, and it sat on the ground with relish, listening to my nonsense like a primary school student listening to a teacher's story. After a while, when it saw that I hadn't finished speaking, it gestured for me to sit down as well.
I had the heart to be close to it, and I didn't care if the ground was dirty, and I sat on the ground like a brown panda, but after saying a few words, the brown panda thought I was too short, and if I sat on the ground, it had to bow its head and bend down to see me, and stretched out its paws to pull me up.
The whole story is not very long, but I have to tell it to a brown panda in detail, but it really makes me tired enough, and I talk for half an hour, and I have a sore back before I finish telling. The brown panda over there nodded as if he didn't understand, then opened his big mouth and pointed to a bamboo fiber between his teeth, asking me to pull it out for it.
I patiently grabbed its upper mouth and flipped it vigorously, and with the cooperation of both hands, I finally pulled out the bamboo stick. The brown panda seemed satisfied, exercised its facial muscles, and gestured for me to continue gesturing and talking.
I spread my hands and said I'm done, no more...... Communicating with a brown panda, of course, I can't say everything in 1510, so I just picked up some things related to the Tiger King and said, and others, such as Luan Xiaoting's marriage proposal, naturally don't have to talk to it.
The brown panda nodded, gesturing to tell me not to be afraid, the next time I see the Tiger King, he will avenge me...... I broke down and talked to me for a long time, and it didn't understand a few words.
But anyway, this brown panda is very good to me, and I don't recognize life, plus the big words of the medicine just now, it seems that this brown panda will be mine in the future...... Haha, while snickering, I didn't forget to take out a large piece of chocolate from my pocket and feed it to the brown panda.
After eating the chocolate, the brown panda was really very happy, and ran back to the warehouse happily, and ran out again after a while, holding a large hug of fresh and verdant bamboo in his arms, grabbed a large handful, stuffed it into his mouth and chewed, and was satisfied, but he didn't forget me, and also shared me, gesturing for me to eat too.
When I looked back, they were already laughing and were almost lying on the ground. I looked back and was thinking about how to refuse the brown panda's kindness, only to see a hint of distrust in its eyes...... Forget it, isn't it just a piece of bamboo...... Put a few bamboo leaves in my mouth, and I chewed it, and suddenly my mouth was full of bamboo flavor, which felt really bad, far from the taste of bamboo shoots.
I quickly returned the bamboo strip to the brown panda, gesturing to tell it that it was too hard for me to bite. The brown panda was very understanding, and did not insist that I gnaw on the bamboo stick, but stuffed it into my mouth and chewed it rattling.
When I saw that it wanted to give me a piece of bamboo, I quickly gestured and said, "I'm full, I can't eat anymore." He made two toasts and said, "I'm going to drink in a while, so I've got to keep some stomach." Afraid that it wouldn't understand, he patted himself on the stomach again.
As a result, this time it was a hornet's nest, and the brown panda stood up with the bamboo in his arms, followed my example, made a toast movement, and patted his stomach, which means that it also wants to drink ......! I quickly said that it won't work, you have too much strength, and if you are not careful, you will hurt others. It gestures to reassure me that it will be careful and will never accidentally hurt anyone.
I turned my head helplessly and said to Yaojin: "Mr. Yao, look at ......" The big snot bubbles of Yaojin over there came out, and I didn't wipe it, so I said with a smile: "Hahaha...... Mr. Flower...... I've convinced you...... How can there be a strange person like you in this world? ”
I quickly waved my hand and said, "Don't talk to me about those useless things...... As you said, as long as I dare to touch this brown panda, then this brown panda is mine...... I'm your guest, right? So my friend should be your guest of honor, right? ”
Yao Jin finally remembered to wipe a handful of snot, and said with a wry smile: "Okay, okay, a gentleman's word, a quick whip, from now on, the iron tooth is yours...... Mr. Hua's friend is naturally my medicine someone's guest. Please, let's drink! (To be continued.) )