Chapter 190: This One Carries a Ladder
Chapter 190: This One Carries a Ladder
No illness and long peace!
Seeing the lively people read it out, what is this for, what kind of shop, what is it selling?
Hamiti waved his hand again, and the servants of the Ha family were ordered, and immediately took out more than a dozen boxes of books from the building, all of which were the medicinal diet book "Asking for Peace with Illness" used by Wang Ping'an to test the water.
Wang Ping'an looked at the book below, and thought: "Isn't this similar to modern people posting small advertisements on the street, but this trick is not easy to use in ancient times, and not everyone knows how to read these days." They won't throw it away when they buy it, but if they give it away for free, they don't know how to cherish it, so don't become a must-have for thatched houses! ”
After distributing the booklets, the people suddenly realized that the original Eight Heavens had changed its name and sold medicinal food! But who eats this thing of medicinal food, who eats it if you are not sick? If you are sick and go to the doctor, why spend money to come here!
Some of the people took the books, threw them under their armpits, and shouted, "I say, the people above, you still don't give money, if you don't give money, we can go!" ”
"That's right, hurry up and scatter the money, don't grind, everyone is waiting!"
Hamiti snorted and whispered to Wang Ping'an: "There are a lot of people below, as long as you can fill three hundred tables today, even if it is done, I specially found a ladder to carry it, but it is estimated that it will be noon before there will be a large amount of business into the store!" ”
Wang Ping'an frowned, hummed, and asked, "Carrying the ladder?" He didn't quite understand what the word meant.
Hamiti said: "The people I hired, pretending to be guests, came in to eat, and made a name for our medicinal food shop!" ”
Wang Ping'an nodded, isn't this childcare, it turns out that this year's nursery is called a ladder lifter, and it is really an image. Nursery is the Beijing dialect of the Qing Dynasty, and the ladder is the slang of the Tang Dynasty, the name is different, but the work is the same!
Throwing money is to attract attention, and since the attention has been attracted, there is no reason to continue to sprinkle! The door of the medicinal food shop below opens and the guests are entertained!
The first floor of the medicinal food workshop is not for trading, but there are more than a dozen tables, behind each table, there is a doctor, these doctors are all found by Hamiti from other places, he has not shown his face in Chang'an, if he wants to talk about medical skills, he can only say that he is so-so, if he is really a famous doctor, then he would have opened a shop by himself and sat in the hall, why bother to come here.
They are dedicated to treating guests, in fact, to put it bluntly, it is "the name of the dish", other restaurants use the guy to report the name of the dish, and here they use a doctor, and the grade is very high!
After all, the medicinal food workshop is a new thing, the first in Datang, it is okay for the people to come to see the freshness, but let them pay money to try it, it is not easy, it is a three-point poison, everyone knows that the medicinal diet does not dare to eat indiscriminately, in case there is nothing wrong, it is hard to eat the problem, isn't it spending money to find guilt, no one is willing to do such a stupid thing!
At this time, I saw a person squeezed out of the crowd, coughed twice, and said loudly: "Hey, this throat is a little painful, it seems that I need to take some medicine." It just so happened that I ate it with the medicine and rice! The man staggered to the door of the store and said loudly, "What should I eat if I have a sore throat?" ”
Wang Ping'an sighed on the second floor, this ladder lifter is too unprofessional, you say that your throat hurts, and you still speak so loudly, who can believe it?
A doctor came out in response, came to this person, pretended to examine him, and said in a bright voice: "Guest officer, you are on fire, your throat is red and swollen, you have to clear your throat to relieve the fire!" ”
"Then what kind of medicinal diet should I take?" The man asked in a long voice.
The doctor smiled and said: "Eat clear throat porridge, the shop is preparing this porridge this morning, if you are sick, you will be well, and if you are not sick, you will be full!" ”
As soon as he finished speaking, a man shouted: "Everyone, everyone, this clear throat porridge is recorded on the twentieth page of the book "Asking for Peace when You Are Sick", and you can see it as soon as you turn it!" ”
The onlookers were busy looking down at the book, and when they turned the book, sure enough, on the twentieth page, it was written to clear their throat porridge!
A guy held a pole and carried a wooden sign, with three words written on the wooden sign, clear the throat porridge, and hung it on the railing in front of the door, just like other restaurants hang famous food brands!
The man looked up and said loudly, "Then let's taste this clear throat porridge!" As he spoke, he entered the medicinal kitchen, and his own man led him upstairs.
Di Renjie watched this person perform, he didn't say anything, but finally he couldn't help it, and said, "Ha master, this is too contrived, it's fake at first glance!" ”
Hamiti said: "True is false, false is true, true and false, who cares!" ”
The people below still haven't entered the workshop, but no one has left, Hamiti is right, who cares if it's true or not, anyway, it's coming, then take a look!
At this time, another person carrying a ladder stood up and said, "My head hurts, my head hurts!" I slept well last night, and I was woken up by a ping-pong noise from you, and now I have a terrible headache. You say, 'What shall we do?' ”
Another doctor ran out of it and said loudly: "The guest officer has a headache? Hurry up and let me see! "It's another pretense, for this man, and the tongue!
He was here to see a doctor, and the onlookers looked at him from the sidelines, giggling and pointing. Everyone eats in Dongshi, who is carrying the ladder, you can tell at a glance, but everyone has used this trick, but there is no need to pick it out, just look at it!
After the doctor finished the examination, he said in a straight voice: "Guest officer, you are busy, you think too many things all day long, it hurts your brain, you have to make up for it!" Coincidentally, the shop happened to prepare lily porridge this morning, which can relieve your troubles, how about it, come in and try it? ”
"It's done, then make up for it!" The ladder lifter's voice was not small, and he followed the guy into the store.
Looking at the second person carrying a ladder into the store, Di Renjie said again: "Ha master, I don't think this trick works, they are all their own people coming in, and there are no real guests!" ”
Hamiti turned his head and smiled, "Don't worry, you go on." If you want to say that I am not as good as you in reading, but if you want to make money, then you are afraid that you are not as good as me! ”
Medicinal food workshop, such a big business, naturally there must be a shopkeeper. At this time, the shopkeeper came out and made a circle at the onlookers, and said: "Everyone, last night, the shop released a blasting rod, arguing with everyone, the small one is polite, give everyone a compensation!" In order to express the apology of the small shop, the small shop would rather lose money today. The lily porridge is a good thing to nourish the brain, it is boiled by the famous little doctor of peace in the world, it is really called a word 'delicious', two words 'nourishing the brain and soothing the nerves', and three words 'the medicinal effect is wonderful, ensure that you don't have diarrhea'! ”
The onlookers laughed, how many words are there, you can't say it once!
The shopkeeper continued: "Everyone hasn't eaten breakfast yet, it's hard to live outside, but you have to eat enough!" It's better to do this, the shop sold this lily porridge at a discount today, half the price to welcome customers, as long as you were noisy last night, come in and say, drink two bowls, just give a bowl of money! ”
As soon as he finished speaking, a group of guys in the back came out, each picking a bamboo pole and picking out the names of hundreds of dishes!
Many people laughed, this shopkeeper will do business, a bowl of porridge, even if it is added with lilies, it can be worth a few dollars, but we have entered your store, more or less we have to order something else, your porridge is a loss, but something else has earned back!
Wang Ping'an listened to it, but nodded, thinking: "This is similar to the means of doing business in some modern restaurants, you are not allowed to bring your own alcohol, the price of the dish is cheap, but you have to drink it when you are thirsty, the drink is very expensive, you have the ability to endure your thirst, as long as you can't help it, a little drink, then all earned back!" ”
Hamiti does business, of course, he thinks about everything, loses money and makes money, that is what he says, if he really makes him lose money, he won't do it!
The onlookers laughed out loud, who couldn't see that it was carrying a ladder, but anyway, breakfast had to be eaten, where to eat is not to eat, since you have come to the door, and you have seen it for a long time, then go in!
Customers began to enter the store, and there were two and two, and two in a row! After a while, the upstairs and downstairs in the medicinal food workshop were full of guests, noisy and shouting, some took the opportunity to take advantage of the porridge and drank porridge, and some asked the doctor what was wrong with him, and wanted to see a doctor in vain without spending money, but most of them still ordered the corresponding medicinal diet, eat and drink, and replenish their bodies!
Wang Ping'an and the others were relieved.
Hamiti said: "In fact, our business is a bit risky, but the risk is not big, there is no peer, and no one is blushing and stirring up trouble, which is much smoother than doing other transactions!" ”
Everyone nodded, but Di Renjie said: "If there is a serious illness, it is impossible for them to come here, and the doctors below can also understand the minor problems." But what if someone wants to extort money, saying that they are not sick, but after taking medicinal food, they are sick, what should they do? In my opinion, this business is very profitable, and someone will definitely come to extort it! ”
Wang Ping'an's heart chuckled for a moment, yes, this kind of thing can't be guarded against, people's hearts are sinister, and there are people with dirty minds, what if someone takes the opportunity to blackmail, what should I do?
Hamiti was full of confidence in Wang Ping'an, but still asked: "No disease, those prescriptions you prescribe will not make people sick, right?" ”
Wang Ping'an frowned, thought for a while, nodded and said: "They are all gentle and healthy prescriptions, the recipes I picked have no special contraindications, and they are more delicious, as long as the doctors below don't make big mistakes, they will definitely be fine." You have forgotten that these recipes are used by me to test the waters, how can I really use the medicine with incredible power! ”
The recipes he chose, most of them were the famous dishes of the imperial dining room of the later generations, and the medicinal food in the imperial dining room was for the people of the royal family.
However, there is nothing in this world that will definitely not have problems, let alone opening a medicinal food workshop, even if it is an ordinary restaurant, you don't need an ordinary restaurant, you just eat it yourself at home, for example, someone drinks while eating walnuts, it is very beautiful when you eat, but you can eat too much, light irritable cough, heavy just waiting for nosebleeds, and then for example, after a day's work, sweating profusely, go home and pour a stomach of cold water......
Accidents will always exist, depending on whether the accident is man-made!
Hamiti smiled and said, "It's okay." In fact, those prescriptions, I have also found someone to read them, they are all good health prescriptions, and they will not be ......."
Before he finished speaking, he heard a guy shouting: "Oh, guest officer, why did you vomit!" ”
Everyone was stunned, but they shot their eyes at Di Renjie together! Di Renjie stretched out his hands and said, "I'm just inferring according to common sense, it's definitely not a crow's mouth!" ”
Wang Ping'an sighed: "In this world, it is really difficult to do something, there will always be difficulties of one kind or another!" This is the first day of opening...... Alas! ”
Hamiti said: "Brother Xiao Di, I think you will have a good future when you go to the Criminal Department as an official, and your ability to deduce is really not small...... Bad quasi! ”
Wang Ping'an turned around and entered the hall and said, "What's the matter, I'll take a look!" ”