"Eh, where is this, uncle?" Wei Mengxing woke up leisurely, but saw himself lying on a hard bed, only an oil lamp was flickering in the room, and he vaguely saw an old man in strange clothes busy on the side.

"Hanyang County, this is my 'Tangban Building', and I am Yu Xiaoru, the shopkeeper here!" The old man didn't look back and continued to be busy with the work in his hand, and responded.

"Shopkeeper? Uncle, no wonder you are so strangely dressed, and your feelings are broken! Also Hanyang-gun? Have you dreamed of returning to Datang? Wei Wu's eyes widened, and he looked at the crazy old man in front of him who claimed to be Yu Xiaoru.

"Phew, I think your brain was broken by lightning! This is not Datang, where else can it be? The old man was walking by the river last night, but when he saw that you were black and in rags, he kindly rescued you. How dare you insult the old man! ”

"Oops! Uncle, my name is Wei Mengxing, I am the manager of the travel agency, how much do you want to feed, don't do it, the gentleman doesn't do it! How much do you want? Wei Mengxing covered his head and looked at the old man with a frightened expression.

"What's the mess? Hostel manager? I don't care what you were before, in the future, you will be the second child in my store, Wei Mengxing's name is too difficult to remember, so you can change your name to Wei Wu! ”

"Wei Wu? Mighty, this name is not bad, but, are you filming? Wei Wu looked around with a hippie smile, but suddenly felt a pain in his head, and shouted loudly: "Hey, damn old man, if you hit me again, I will call the police if I hit Lao Tzu again!" ”

A month later, Hanyang-gun, Mt. Chiji.

The whistling river breeze blows through the Qinfeng Tower in front, and the strings of bells hanging high outside the building "jingle" in the wind, the lights are bright and the chips are staggered in the distance, and the ears can hear the laughter and laughter, the sound of the lavish.

The Yangtze River at night is particularly quiet, but what is quiet is the surface, and under the quiet surface, there are turbulent waves and turbulent undercurrents.

The children of rich families and literati all gathered in the riverside buildings on the opposite side of Chiji Mountain, and from time to time some people were drunk and shouted loudly and waved poems. Whenever one person composes a poem, there will be a crowd of people cheering in unison, and then there will be a staggered search.

There is a slight gliding of the official ship in the river, and the hanging veil and red curtain on the official ship flicker and fly under the light behind it, so beautiful! Many ladies and ladies from famous families urged the maids to gently pick up the gauze tent with a small stick, revealing their beautiful big eyes and carefully looking at the ink talents on the shore.

The ink man on the shore, whenever an official ship approached, he would take a sip of wine, hang a long sword on his waist and stand up leisurely, it is another beautiful poem!

Wei Wu spat on the ground, thinking indignantly in his heart: "It's been a month since this time traveled, why is Lao Tzu's job every day to solicit guests?" What else does the damn old man Yu say, this is a good person! Then why don't you let Lao Tzu be the shopkeeper" He was wearing an earthy yellow coarse cloth shirt, a rag tied around his waist, and a dirty blackened second hat on his head, and was standing in front of a small restaurant with poor business.

"Eh~ This uncle, look at your talent, sword eyebrows and starry eyes, nose like gall, long black and translucent, tiger back and bear waist, extravagant, talented! Come to our pondside building to sit, it is suitable for your identity, our upstairs has a clear man with both color and art, and the good voice is the yellow bird can not compare to it! Come in and sit down! Wei Wu nodded and leaned in front of a noble man in a purple robe, smiling and complimenting.

"Huh! Your little second has a good eye, Young Master Ben is in a very good mood today, so let's see how beautiful this Qingqi person is upstairs! This young master really looks like a "talent", I saw that his face was oily, his eyebrows were sinister, his ears were big, and there was a huge pustule hanging on his acne-covered nose

"Four dogs, this little two is good, reward!" It was the first time for this noble boy to hear such praise, and his heart was immediately happy, and he clapped his hands, and the little guy behind him rewarded Wei Xiaoer with a small string of copper coins.

These rich second generations or official second generations are really willing, just give a little is enough for Lao Tzu's salary for a month, Wei Wu held the money and gently weighed it with his hand, teasing in his heart. There was a look of sincerity in his eyes, "Childe, you can really be said to be a living Pan An!" Tsk"

The boy took the little attendant and walked into the building proudly humming a little song.

Wei Wu got a huge amount of money, and he was overjoyed in his heart, and he lifted the string of copper coins with a smug face, swayed and sneakily turned to the side of the Tangban Building, and looked upstairs.

On the second floor of the staggered, noisy and noisy Tangban Building, there was suddenly a piano sound "dong ~" sounded, from micro to huge, crisp and pleasant, the originally noisy people upstairs actually stopped all kinds of activities under the sound of this piano, quietly waiting for the follow-up, for a while it was actually a needle drop can be heard.

Wei Xiaoer also held his breath, and sure enough, there was a faint singing voice behind the sound of the piano, this singing, like the wind blowing the clouds, like the crisp chirping of the yellow warbler, and like the sound of the fairy in the ears, made people feel uncomfortable listening to it. "The rain in Weicheng is light and dusty, and the guest house is green and green.

Persuade you to have a glass of wine, and there is no reason to go out of Yangguan in the west!

The grass is everywhere, the wine, the wine, the heart is drunk before drinking.

Zaichi City, how can it be said to be able to spin the station?

How many patrols can you take?

A thousand rounds are endless."

Wei Wu couldn't remember how many times he had quietly hid here and eavesdropped on Qing'er's singing upstairs, which was far from comparable to those pop singers in his previous life, delicate and elegant, but also seductive.

"Wei Wu! Wei Wu! Wei Wuzheng was still intoxicated, he was slapped on the head, and he was about to raise his head to insult, but the owner who heard this voice turned out to be his boss Old Man Yu!

"Ah, Boss Yu, I'm here to find out if there are any young people who eavesdrop on our Qing'er singing!" Comrade Wei Wu's expression was immediately serious, and his eyes looked at the surrounding environment vigilantly.

"Smack~" Old man Yu slapped again, Wei Wu's little hat was also beaten crookedly, and with his expression, he was like a Westerner's clown, "I look at the little one who is you!" Hurry up and get over to the guests! Otherwise, don't want this month's monthly salary! ”

"Yes!" Wei Wu hurriedly ran away, scolding in his heart as he ran, this dead old man is darker than Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is the general manager and deducts half a month's salary at most, this guy is black, my monthly salary is only eight yuan in total, and he actually deducted it all!

When I ran to the door, I was indignant in my heart, but I saw two richly dressed sons coming. The person in front of him was tall and mighty, and there was a fierce momentum between his eyebrows. The first son in the back is thin willow eyebrows, Danfeng eyes, lips like a red point, eyes like a morning star, and a face like a crown of jade, but his figure looks a lot thinner.

Wei Wu saw that these two people were just dressed in luxurious clothes, which were at least worth half a year's salary, so he immediately patted his pants and greeted them.

"Two sons, dare to ask, but come here to listen to our Miss Qing'er singing. Look at the two heroic postures, sword eyebrows and starry eyes, this figure is tsk! The chest muscles are well developed and the posture is dignified! Wei Wu leaned over with a flattering face, but when he said this, his eyes swept to the straight chest muscles of the son behind him, and he opened his mouth to admit: "This son's chest muscles are even stronger, and he must be superb in martial arts."

Wei Wu's flattering words were not finished, only he heard the sound of "brush", and suddenly felt a cold neck, and when he looked sideways, he found that the boy with straight chest muscles had drawn out a long sword and pressed it on his neck.

Wei Wu suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, damn it, this Tang Dynasty people don't have a royal law, just make a move, and break into Kyushu in a hurry? Thinking so in his heart, he can't be idle: "Uncle, uncle, the little ones are old and young, the eighty-year-old mother is blind, and the fifteen-year-old son has brain dementia. You can be merciful to your subordinates! ”

When the handsome boy saw that he was only twenty years old, the eighty-year-old mother and fifteen-year-old child who had lied and lied couldn't help but sneer, and raised his hand to withdraw the long sword. In my heart, I think this little two is interesting, but I want others to know about lying.

Wei Wu looked up and saw this handsome boy smiling lightly, like a lily sprouting a stamen, and the beauty of an epiphany blooming was overwhelming.

Wei Wu's saliva splashed when he saw it, his heart stirred, and he secretly thought: How can this man be more handsome than those movie stars in my previous life? No, it's not handsome, it's more delicate than a female star. Isn't this the soul of hooking my Fifth Master Wei Suddenly a spirit, could it be that he is really a woman?

As soon as this thought appeared, he looked up and down, carefully from beginning to end, and affirmed his opinion more and more in his heart. Secretly thought to myself, I said, in this world, the man who is more handsome than the fifth brother and me has not yet appeared!

Seeing that this little boy was so shameless, the "pretty boy" actually kept his saliva and looked himself up and down several times, and couldn't help but be annoyed, and snorted coquettishly, "Hooligan, phew!" The white jade-like hand shook, and the sword at his waist was unsheathed again.

Comrade Wei Wu had also practiced taekwondo a few times in his previous life, but he didn't have time to react at this moment, he only felt that the two seductive "chest muscles" of this chick trembled slightly, and there was an abrupt extra long sword on his neck.

After swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Wei Wu raised his head and looked at this chick with what he thought was the most humble and sincere eyes.

"You silver thief, what are you looking at with a pair of thief eyes?" The delicate woman said indignantly.

"Chest, ah, no, I see that your lupine scarf is extraordinary, it is simply a certain person who fought here hundreds of years ago." Wei Wu swallowed his saliva and agreed.

"Oh? Do you know about the Battle of Chibi? Then tell me, 'Who am I?' "This chick heard about the Battle of Chibi but became interested, and even spoke a little more straightforwardly, quite a bit of a man's pride.

"Eh, it's naturally Da Qiao, it's not right, it's Xiao Qiao, Xiao Qiao is not so big" Wei Wu recalled the characters in a movie in his previous life, his eyes swept away, and the little girl on the other side had become more and more unkind, and immediately changed his words: "Well, I know, it's Xiao Qiao's husband ----, Mr. Gongjin!" ”

Seeing that the chick on the other side looked relaxed, Wei Wu's heart was relieved, and he teased in a low voice: "Well, Xiao Qiao definitely doesn't have such big breasts as this chick."

"Whoosh!" Suddenly, another sword light slashed, Wei Wu was so startled that he hurriedly took two steps back, but he could avoid the tip of the sword, and said loudly, "Why are you still slashing me?" ”

The little girl raised her eyebrows and shouted, "You silver thief, you are full of silver foul language, can't I hear it?" With that, Jiaojiao shouted, and the sword light flashed, and it slashed again.

Comrade Wei Wu watched the long sword slash at his brain, and felt sad in his heart, why am I so unlucky, I read that others in the novel are born in the emperor's family, the glory and wealth are at his disposal, and the beautiful horses are at his disposal. The name is mighty enough! Being bullied all day long, thinking of this, he couldn't help but close his eyes and wait for death.

After waiting for a long time, but not waiting for the expected pain of splitting his head, Wei Wu cautiously opened his eyes, only to see that the two had already walked away, and heard the handsome man whispering something to the chick, and vaguely heard the words "Command, be sure to have more things to do" and so on.

Wei Wufang was terrified by the chick's three swords, only to feel that half of his soul had been scared away, but the other half was hooked by the chick's shocking smile. At this moment, no matter how beautiful the chick is, she doesn't dare to step forward and laugh more, she looks at the slender back of the line fiercely, and rubs it in her mind.

After rubbing it for a while, Wei Wu walked back to the door with sticky saliva on the corner of his mouth, only to feel that his whole body was scared away, and he didn't bother to solicit any guests. Leaned against the wall and scolded Yu Xiaoru, the life-saving benefactor, in a low voice: "This old man Yu doesn't even have the entire performance improvement system, or the whole attendance award, VIP bonus or something is done in vain, and a fool can work."

It's strange to say, this old man Yu is thin and weak, but he has a lot of strength, after Wei Wu crossed over, he lay on the shore with his upper body exposed, but in a trance he remembered that this old man Yu carried himself far away, could it be that he was a martial arts master? Wei Wu thought about it, shook his head again, and said with a smile to himself: "God let me come to Chibi to live again, in this Tang Dynasty, no one must be able to compare with Lao Tzu in terms of knowledge, ability, eloquence, and ability, right?" Since I was here, I will get all the beautiful beauties of the Tang Dynasty in my hands, and say that this old man Yu also has a life-saving grace for me, and I will give him a few planning activities? Let us take a stake in me, nine of him, one"

"Planning? What the hell? Hurry up and solicit business for Lao Tzu! Full of nonsense all day long, be careful that I deduct not only your monthly money, but also don't give you food! Old man Yu walked over, slapped Wei Wu's head, snorted coldly, and then saw Wei Wu running forward to solicit guests with a serious face, so he turned around and walked into the restaurant.

"This old man, who walks silently, is he an old ghost? Don't let me rest for a while, anyway, if Lao Tzu is cut by that little girl? Will it be considered a work injury?" Wei Wu teased a few words in a low voice, rolled up his sleeves, and quietly looked at the only thing on his wrist that represented the era in which he used to live-Longines, and the pointer was still at half past nine.

"Grandma's, it's half past nine, why don't these scratchers go home to wash and sleep?" Thinking of his previous life, Wei Wu felt a relational feeling in his heart, so he began to scratch all kinds of prisons

was scolding, and suddenly heard a commotion from upstairs, but there was a faint cry of a woman when I listened carefully.

Wei Wu was slightly stunned, listening to the voice as if Qing'er was crying, he was very indignant in his heart, you guys are going to bully a woman with a miserable background?;