Chapter 340: Who is the number one medical skill in Chang'an
Er'an sighed. He doesn't have much time to sleep on official business every day, and he is angry with idlers like Long Aotian, and his medical skills are the best. This can't find anything, not to mention that medical skills are the first in Chang'an, even if it is the first in the world, what can it be, there is no practical significance. If you have time, it is better to spend it on building a good medical institution in Datang. Isn't it better to benefit the people and merit to the future!
Li Zhi saw that he didn't answer. I also muttered a little in my heart. Is it possible to be afraid of losing without illness? It's right to think about it. This Long Aotian is not an ordinary doctor, he is a disciple of the old immortal Sun Zhenren, maybe there is some unique secret skill, if he gambles to cure some strange diseases, Wang Ping'an may not be able to win him!
Wang Ping'an shook his head and said, "Why bother, why bother? You say I've offended you and made you unlucky. I don't know what's going on, but I apologize to you, and I can compensate you for any losses. Why do you have to bet on changing your name? I've given in to this. If Long Gongzi still doesn't give up, he will inevitably be unfavorable! ”
Long Aotian thought about it very seriously. said: "Why do you want to be favored, what does this have to do with favors?" Well, otherwise, the name can not be changed, but you will have to suffer the humiliation I suffered today, I want you to wear only pants and run around this small village, and we will even the two of us."
Wang Ping'an's face changed when he brushed the ground, this is an insult, go back to the source, I didn't provoke you. Strictly speaking, you started these unfortunate things yourself, and then the things were picked up and smashed on your own head!
I give you face for the sake of your master, in fact, I have no relatives with you and no reason, and I can afford to give you face, and it is natural not to give you face. You asked me to take off my clothes and run around the village, even if I don't want to lose face, but where will the face of the court go? I'm a member of the three grades, a marquis of the emperor's own title!
The faces of everyone present also changed, no one laughed anymore, and a guard at the back of the crowd said, "The surname is Long." Don't be embarrassed, what do you want.
If it weren't for the prince who accompanied His Royal Highness to inspect here. You're still naked, hiding in the haystack and crying! ”
Li Zhi absolutely supports Wang Ping'an, he treats Wang Ping'an better than his own brothers, and whoever cuts Wang Ping'an's face is his face. And cutting his face, as the prince of the Tang Dynasty, is absolutely not allowed!
Li Zhi said to Wang Ping'an: "No disease, this matter can't be just settled, bet with him, don't let others say that you are not enough masters!" ”
Wang Ping'an narrowed his eyes and looked at Long Aotian. said: "If you really want to bet, you won't change your mind, right?" ”
Who does Long Aotian serve? He doesn't accept anyone except his teacher! His eyes widened, and he said, "If you don't change your mind, we don't care who loses." They all have to change their names, and then "then run around the Chang'an city wall without clothes".
Wang Ping'an snorted, since the words came to this, then don't be polite He said: "Then let's bet, a word is a decision, and a high-five is an oath."
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and said, "Manly man, a spit and a nail, if anyone repents, he is a girl."
Long Aotian said loudly: "Okay, that's it, a spitting and a nail." He spat on the ground, and then stretched out his hand, wanting to high-five Wang Ping'an!
Who knows, Wang Ping'an did not spit on the ground; Instead, he took a sip, spit it out into his palm, and then slapped it on Long Aotian's palm!
Long Aotian screamed: "You actually wiped saliva on my hands, you are so disgusting!" ”
Wang Ping'an was stunned, and Li Zhi and everyone were also stunned. There was a bang, and everyone laughed. Today is a good day, after seeing this dragon arrogant. Just laughed non-stop, this Long Aotian is really a pistachia!
Agu pistachio is a Persian language, that is, a pistachio, and the people of the Sui and Tang dynasties called it by Hu Yin, and the name is different. But the meaning is the same!
Li Zhi smiled: "How can this be called disgusting, the oath is like this, the oath is sworn with spittle, if there is a breach of the contract, it will be scolded by thousands of people, it has been like this since ancient times, how can you not know, haven't you read a lot of books!" ”
Long Aoyu wiped his hands desperately and shouted: "I haven't read this, I've never heard of it, I haven't sworn to others!" ”
Wang Ping'an shook his head and said, "You haven't read it." That doesn't mean there isn't such a thing! I've been busy for the last two days. I don't have time to compete with you, three days later, we will see you in the East City Medicine Misty Workshop, which is the former Eight Heavens. Just ask! ”
He turned around and called a janitarian guard, and said: "I heard that Long Gongzi said that something happened to his family, you accompany him to the Chang'an County Ya, talk to the county order, and say what I said, let him solve it for Long Gongzi, don't let him live in the haystack again, although Sanssouci Tang helps the people, but there are not so many clothes, let him be stolen!" ”
With a smile on his face, the Praetorian Guard nodded in agreement and stepped forward. Pulled Long Aotian and said, "Young Master Long." Dragon Doctor, you and I ride together. Let's go into the city and find the prefectural ordinance. Don't worry, I won't do anything to you, whether you are a concubine or not, I am not interested in you! ”
Long Aotian said, "Hey, hey." You let go. Don't pull and pull. What kind of system, the gentleman doesn't do anything! ”
"Just move your mouth, that's done
Compare. , Shibi: Jiang Xiwei opened his mouth, smack, Shun, his expression was ambiguous! Long Aotian shouted even louder: "I don't want to ride a horse with you, you don't pull me"
Wang Ping'an said: "Don't scare him, let him ride a horse alone, so many horses, and a lot of that!" ”
Only then did the guard let go of Long Aotian and said with a smile: "You can ride a horse, but don't fall down halfway." Let me help you, I'm afraid I'll have to pull and pull again! ”
Laughing and laughing. This guard took Long Aotian out of the village and into Chang'an City, and went to find the county commander!
Wang Ping'an, Li Zhi and others, talking and laughing, looked at other places in the small village, and then left Sanssouci Hall and chose a few nearby villages. After a lot of condolences, I didn't return to Chang'an City until noon.
Back in the East Palace, Li Zhi stayed for dinner and asked Wang Ping'an to dine with him. On the table, Li Zhi said: "No disease." How are you going to test your medical skills against Long Xiaoni? ”
Although the competition hasn't started yet, he has already begun to call Long Xiaoni, and he doesn't care that Long Aotian is talking about mud, not Ni, anyway, it's almost the same, how happy and how to call it!
Wang Ping'an put down the dishes and chopsticks, thought about it, and said: "It's really hard to say, the minister can't think of what to compare with him, some diseases can't see the effect in a short time, and they can't be compared for several days, how can the minister have so much time to accompany him!" ”
Li Zhi knocked on the table, this action was learned from his father, and he said, "Go to the medicinal food workshop." It used to be Yaeten, and it was a big restaurant, so it's better to compare it to medicinal food, and you will definitely win."
Wang Ping'an hummed, but he didn't know the bottom in his heart. Long Aotian is Sun Simiao's disciple, and many of Sun Simiao's works have been lost in later generations, in other words, many of Sun Simiao's skills are not clear to future generations, in case he doesn't know some things, but Long Aotian knows, then he can't compare to others!
He said: "You can only take one step at a time, but the minister has thought about it, if you lose." How can I pay my bills! ”
Li Zhi's eyes lit up, and he said: "Lai Yuan, what kind of Lai Fa'er, you can tell me quickly!" "He wasn't very interested in keeping his promises. But as for how to repay the debt, then there is a lot of interest
Finish!
Wang Ping'an smiled: "We just said verbally, if I lose, we will change my name to Wang Mao." In fact, this name is used by many people, and there is no derogatory meaning, but Long Aotian himself feels that it has a derogatory meaning. At that time, I said that I was not talking about Xiao Mao, but about sharpening spears. On behalf of me, I am worried about the country, I want to defend the frontier, and I want to attack Hulu from afar, no one will laugh at me, and there is nothing funny about it. ”
Li Zhi clapped his hands and said: "Yes, this method is good, if Long Aotian loses, we will say that the name we wanted him to change was Xiao Ni, Long Xiao Nizi!" After that, he laughed, this kind of means of relying on skin, he had never thought of it before, and now when he heard it, he felt funny!
After laughing a few times, he added, "This is a good debt." But take off your clothes and run around Chang'an City, this is really unacceptable, right? ”
Wang Ping'an said: "This is even easier to pay for." We only said that we ran in pants, but we didn't say how big pants we were, so what if I wore longer? ”
Li Zhi nodded and smiled: "This is also true." But bare-chested, it's not good-looking! ”
Wang Ping'an shook his head and said, "I'll run alone." It's everyone who laughs high, but what if a large group of people run? Then whoever sees who's joke, I can still make everyone run with me willingly, and say that if you run well, you should run like this! ”
Li Zhi sighed, imagining in his heart that a large group of people running around the city wall shirtless, must be very good-looking, but this is still a joke. Besides, who willingly follow except to give an order?
Wang Ping'an said with a smile: "When the time comes, I will hold a running conference, whoever can run around the city wall with bare arms like me, there will be a prize to be won, the first runner will be rewarded with 100 runs, this bonus is heavy enough, the second 60 runs, the third 30 runs, can run into the top 100." Ninety-seven "one person rewards consistently!" Your Highness, think about it, how many people will want to run after me? ”
Li Zhi suddenly realized and said: "This is not similar to the horse racing meeting on the grassland, grab the lamb while running, whoever grabs the lamb will be rewarded!" ”
Wang Ping'an clapped his hands and said: "Yes, that's what the minister means!" Moreover, the name of the running conference can be said to enhance the physical fitness of the people, and those rewards should be regarded as the expenses to fund the people to survive the winter. ”
He paused, then added, "The name of the race." The ministers have thought about it, because they want to run bare-chested, and it will be very cold when the net starts to run, so screaming can not only increase the momentum, but also resist the cold, and whoever runs at the top of the ranking can get a bonus, which is also considered a red luck! Therefore, the name of the running meeting can be set as, "Whoop Games"! ”
Li Zhi sighed and nodded, "Good name." Whooping and screaming, who ran fast. Whoever gets the prize money will have good luck. Whoop Games. Good name. If you're willing to pay for it, we'll do it every year, every autumn."