Chapter 3: Veterans (I)
Shi Shaoying was still carefully looking at the small building in front of him, which was surrounded by armed police, a man in civilian clothes, but wearing a card around his neck, looked like he was about forty years old, and walked over quickly, he obviously already knew Shi Shaoying's identity, and directly stuffed a paper bag into Shi Shaoying's hand, "Put it on!" ”
Hearing this simple enough, but with an unquestionable sense of command, Shi Shaoying glanced at the paper bag in his hand, which contained a set of SAINT ANGELO brand suits, the clothes were brand new, and even the brand was not removed, it should be specially prepared for Shi Shaoying, as for whether it fits, then only the ghost knows.
Shi Shaoying smiled, his expression was very gentle, and his voice sounded friendly: "Which green onion is it?!" ”
Hearing Shi Shaoying's sudden exit, there was silence all around.
"Do you know why I'm scolding you?"
The man didn't nod or shake his head, but looking at his flushed face, it was obvious that the anger in his heart was on the verge of exploding.
"Don't fucking pretend!"
Shi Shaoying is probably about to take the "three-character scolding of the country" to the limit, "I believe that the superiors have already issued a death order to you, this matter must be handled well, everyone will be promoted and raised to open champagne, if it is not handled well, it will definitely make you fucking unable to eat and walk around." Don't look at the men who are wearing military uniforms now, I just accept a temporary call-up to come back to help, as soon as the Olympics are over, the men take off their military uniforms, and they are unrestrained and unrestrained to fight the little fart, you are still in the system, and you are a birdman who thinks about how to climb up every day, and wants to fight with me, as the saying goes, barefoot is not afraid to wear shoes, what are you so embarrassed?! ”
The man's face has turned the color of pig liver, looking at his appearance, it is estimated that he is at least a deputy director-level figure, but now that Shi Shaoying pointed his nose and shouted in public, he was stunned and couldn't say a word. Shi Shaoying's mouth was poisonous enough, but his eyes were even more poisonous, and he hit the weakness of the deputy bureau-level official in front of him in one fell swoop.
Shi Shaoying has no fear, a few days ago he went to Beijing because of the publication of a book, near the subway station happened to hear two children do not know what happened, there was a conflict, the two sides stared at each other, it was almost to the point of picking up bricks and shooting each other, but one of them suddenly spoke: "Dude, it's almost the Olympics, let's not add blockage at this time, wait until the Olympics are over, let's touch porcelain again." ”
The other one was not to be outdone: "Okay, don't pretend to be a grandson when the time comes, there is a kind of leaving your phone behind." ”
Two sixteen or seventeen-year-old children actually exchanged mobile phone numbers with each other, and it is foreseeable that after the Olympics, these two warriors will meet in a certain corner to start a duel in which the brave wins in a narrow road.
Even two sixteen or seventeen-year-old boys can have this kind of awareness, and the "deputy director" in front of him, who is full of brains, will not live for more than 40 years in vain, right?!
God knows how many times he repeated in his heart the words "endure the calm for a while, take a step back and open the sky", and the "deputy director" finally barely suppressed the stuffiness in his chest.
But Shi Shaoying was still unwilling to let him go until this time: "Do you know why I scolded you?" ”
Without waiting for the other party to answer, Shi Shaoying asked again: "Just now I took the microphone and shouted to Liu Erxi with the car loudspeaker, calling on him to release the hostages immediately and unconditionally, and the person who raised his hands and surrendered is you, right?" ”
There was nothing insulting about this question, although the anger was unquellable, the "deputy director" still snorted lightly, which was regarded as a reply to Shi Shaoying.
"In other words, you're supposed to be playing the role of a 'negotiator.'"
Shi Shaoying stared at the face of the "deputy director" and said, "We met for less than ten seconds just now, and you just made a gesture and said two words, which made me feel an urge to smoke you." Just like you, who sit on your own turf and watch the sky, and like to look at the sky in a big way, you really think that you are the reincarnation of the Virgin Mary, as long as you speak, you can inspire a criminal who knows that he will die to become a Buddha and take the initiative to run to the execution ground, once again verifying the truth that evil is invincible over good since ancient times?! ”
"Obviously he doesn't have the ability to negotiate with criminals and ease the emotions of the guilty sentence, in order to compete for merit and promotion, but he puts on a sanctimonious appearance there, as if he is the messenger of justice and the embodiment of angels. Don't forget, winged ones aren't necessarily angels, they can also be birdmen! ”
Shi Shaoying took a step forward, and he and the "deputy director" in front of him were so close that the tip of their noses almost touched each other, "As long as the criminal is slightly stimulated, he may take drastic actions, resulting in the fatal moment when all seven people die, you don't have professional ability, and you lack affinity, but you want to play with a big head, what kind of codification, it's good to say that you invite merit, even if it is to say that you seek money and kill people, I don't think it's an exaggeration!" Just a birdman like you, with a high-minded attitude, throw a paper bag at me, and then use radio remote control to command me and turn me into a silk puppet in your hand?! ”
"Unreasonable!"
Dropping this sentence, the "deputy director" retreated in embarrassment. He swore that he had never seen such a thorn-level figure in his life, this guy named Shi Shaoying was purely a mad dog, and he could rush up and bite a few bites if anyone was not pleasing to the eye. The most helpless thing is that he, a character who can call the wind and rain on his own territory, really has no fucking way to deal with Shi Shaoying, a Sun monkey who is not in the system, who has come out of the five elements, and whose mouth and eyes are even more poisonous.
"Brother, extinguish the fire, come to one?"
There was a voice with a bit of magnetic nature, which can be said to be very good, probably hearing the dispute between Shi Shaoying and the "deputy director", a man who looked similar in age to Shi Shaoying, and also wore the rank of major on his military uniform, walked over, he didn't need to introduce himself at all, and the set of weapons and equipment on his body that was estimated to add up to more than 200,000 yuan was enough to explain the problem.
Between the index finger and thumb of his right hand, there is a "Hibiscus King".
Shi Shaoying shook his head and found that the other party's eyes fell on his hands, although he didn't know the reason, he still opened his hands and sent them to the other party's eyes, and said calmly: "I don't smoke." ”
The major nodded: "Not only do you not smoke, but you also rarely drink alcohol, this good habit should be maintained." Although it is said that Ci is not in charge of the army, if you want to command a group of soldiers, you must have a 'qi', but the temper is too strong and not good for your health, look brother, you are also thirty years old, you should change it. ”
Shi Shaoying looked at the man in front of him who had never been alive, but was wearing the same military uniform, and said quietly: "Amazing, it turns out that Brother Tai can also read handprint fortune telling." ”
The major also smiled, "We should all believe in materialism, those gods and ghosts have no room to survive in the army." Think about it, if you really kill someone, the other party will turn into a ghost at night, then we soldiers go to the battlefield, I am afraid that half of them will be killed by the enemy, and the other half will be scared to death by the enemy's ghosts. ”
"Not necessarily." Shi Shaoying stiffened his face, "If it is really so magical, I bet that in our military camp, at least half of the people will become the descendants of the Maoshan faction, and in our standard equipment, there will inevitably be exorcisms, holy water and other things." ”
Speaking of this, both of them laughed, they were both twenty-seven or eighteen-year-old men, and they had already learned to use the shortest time to get closer to each other with strangers, not to mention, they did look at each other more pleasantly.
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