"Is it April Fool's Day?"

"Tell me honestly, did you sister and brother join forces to deceive your own mother!"

"This kind of thing is no joke!"

After the shock, Li Yuqin's first reaction was not to believe it.

Even if Lu Piaopiao repeatedly assured and Lu Bai admitted it personally, Li Yuqin was still skeptical.

What a cub, why did you wake up?

Of course, this is not to say that Lu Bai's awakening is bad, but it is too sudden.

Normally, a practitioner will have some obvious signs before awakening.

Let's talk about Lu Piaopiao.

One day when she was six years old, the appliances in her home suddenly short-circuited.

Moreover, as soon as she gets close to the place where there is electricity, she will see strings of electric sparks, dancing around her body.

At that time, his parents already knew in their hearts that 99% of his daughter was awakened.

Sent it for an examination, and sure enough, it was the awakening of the electric talent, because I didn't know how to control the power in the body, which led to a series of bizarre phenomena.

And Lu Bai.

There are no physical mutations, and there are no supernatural phenomena that cannot be explained by science, which is normal.

Also, age isn't quite right.

As we all know, if ordinary people can't awaken before the age of twelve, they are doomed to have no chance with cultivation in this life.

Lu Bai is already fifteen years old.

It is only awakened at such an old age, and if it spreads, it will definitely be big news.

"Mom, what do you think this is?"

Lu Piaopiao took out the fine wooden sword and said with a look of dedication.

"Isn't it just a toy sword made of wood, what's so strange, I bought it for your sisters and brothers when I was a child. ”

Mom said disapprerovingly.

"Mom, this is not an ordinary toy sword, you see!"

Lu Piaopiao suddenly rushed to the old dining table, and raised his hand to be a sword.

Old Table: ......

Bang!

The old dining table simply gave up struggling this time, was cut to pieces, and could no longer stick well.

Lu Bai held his forehead with his hand, and couldn't bear to look at it directly.

"Amazing. ”

After slashing the old dinner table, Lu Piaopiao looked back at his mother and said proudly.

Lu Bai secretly looked at his mother, originally thinking that her old man's reaction would be shock, joy, or anger.

Unexpectedly, the old mother walked to Lu Piaopiao's side with a calm face, took the wooden sword from her hand, and then said, "Let me try." ”

Crackling......

The dining table, which was lying on the ground with the bones still cold, was ravaged again and turned into a pile of broken pieces of wood.

"Tsk!"

After experiencing one with her own hands, my mother was amazed: "This wooden sword is faster than the bone chopping knife that your father bought, it's really incredible." ”

"This is the talent of the little brother after awakening, which can make ordinary items very magical. ”

Lu Piaopiao said with a grin.

"That's right. ”

Li Yuqin nodded, her eyes fell on Lu Bai, and her face suddenly straightened: "Say, when did you wake up, why do you want to hide it from me and your father?"

"Ugh. ”

Facing his mother, who suddenly became serious, Lu Bai suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, and said with an embarrassed smile: "Mom, in fact, just a few days ago, I was going to surprise you, but I didn't expect to be discovered by my sister......"

"Don't take it as an example!"

For Lu Bai's explanation, my mother was quite satisfied, and advised: "If there is anything in the future, you must tell your parents as soon as possible, do you know." ”

That's impossible......

Lu Bai thought so in his heart, but his body nodded in agreement like a good baby.

There are secrets that he will never be able to tell.

Seven thirty.

Dad Lu Huaisheng, go home on time.

"Kid dad, take a look, what is this?"

My mother took the wooden sword for the first time, ran to my father, and began to show off.

That tone, that look, is exactly the same as Lu Piaopiao.

Oh, woman.

Lu Bai watched coldly, as if he had seen through everything.

"In this way, there is another cultivator in our family. ”

After learning that his son had awakened, his father Lu Huaisheng's reaction was not too calm.

Lu Bai is also used to it.

Since he was a child, he has been a cheap dad, as if nothing can move him.

I went out at six o'clock in the morning and went home at half past seven in the evening, for more than ten years, rain or shine.

Where did he go, what did he do, and what exactly was his profession......

Lu Bai still doesn't know these secrets.

As a child, he used to ask.

In exchange, he was: don't ask, ask again and be beaten.

After being beaten several times in women's singles, men's singles, and mixed doubles, he decisively died and never asked again.

Dinner begins.

Because of the heroic sacrifice of the old dining table, the family could only squeeze on the coffee table to eat.

"Mom and Dad, little brother, he is awake now, he shouldn't go to ordinary high school anymore, I plan to help him apply for Ssangyong No. 1 Middle School, what do you think. ”

Lu Piaopiao took the initiative to say.

"I support it, your brother and sister go to the same school, and I can save snacks. ”

Li Yuqin immediately agreed.

"I listen to you. ”

Lu Huai's business said briefly.

With three votes in favor, it was useless for Lu Bai to oppose it.

"At the school, I'll leave it to me. ”

Lu Piaopiao patted his chest and said, "I'll go back to school tomorrow morning and wait for my good news." By the way, during this time, you have to make some preparations, little brother. ”

"What preparation?"

"First of all, hurry up and get a cultivation certificate, Shuanglong No. 1 Middle School does not accept black households, and it must be an innocent practitioner certified by the state. ”

Lu Piaopiao said: "The second thing, you should prepare well, once the application process on the school's side comes down, someone will soon come to assess you to confirm whether you are eligible to be specially recruited." ”

"It's so troublesome......"

Lu Bai suddenly had a headache.

Whether it is to apply for a cultivation certificate or pass the special entrance examination of Shuanglong No. 1 Middle School, it is not so easy to pass the test.

If he is not careful, his identity as a fake cultivator will be revealed.

It will even reveal his true secrets.

But.

At this point, he can't back down, otherwise, he won't be able to pass the level of his parents and sister alone.

Lu Bai suddenly missed the life of salted fish before.

It's boring, but at least it's not to worry about.

After dinner, the family huddled on a couch and chatted while watching TV.

Suddenly.

A sentence came out of Lu Piaopiao's mouth: "Mom and Dad, I'm going to sleep with my little brother tonight and teach him a good lesson." ”

Shut up!

You dare to say this kind of thing!

Who gave you the courage!

Lu Bai, who was so bored that he dozed off, was instantly frightened awake.

"Okay, don't fight at night. ”

Mom continued to stare at the TV screen and said indifferently.

Dad didn't say anything, just glanced at Lu Bai with a slight warning, meaning, you kid be honest at night.

“......”

Lu Bai wanted to cry without tears.

It's still a familiar script.,It's my sister who is obviously a demon.,In the end, it's my younger brother who is behind it.。。。