Xiao Chengcheng or Failure originally advised King Han and asked him to open the middle gate of the palace first, send people to welcome him, and hold a grand ceremony to welcome the arrival of Deputy Head Li. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

After Liu Lai heard this, he frowned and said: "That's too troublesome, this deputy regiment will definitely be hungry in the long run, so it's better to eat first, I'm very impatient with those red tape." ”

Liu Lai was born in a street gangster, and he hated red tape the most in his life. When he was fighting the world (slashing people with knives and grabbing territory), some Confucian scholars heard that he was quite benevolent to the people, so they came to vote for him.

Confucian scholars pay the most attention to etiquette in their words and deeds. After meeting, without saying a word, Liu Lai became impatient, grabbed the Confucian student in front of him, snatched the high crown off his head, and then took off his pants, put the high crown up, and directly poured a soak of urine into it. At the end, Liu Lai didn't forget to scold fiercely: "Incompetent Confucianism." ”

Although Liu Lai likes to use foul language at every turn, he does not have enough respect for cultural people. But he is also a little good, as long as you are right, he will immediately change his ways, and he will obey you. Therefore, it can also attract extremely talented scholars such as Zhang Zifang to serve him.

Xiao Chengcheng saw that the King of Han refused to bother, so he had to retreat and prepare for the banquet seriously.

Liu Lai, you say that he doesn't have the luck of the Son of Heaven, but it really doesn't make sense. He hated the red tape and refused to make a show to welcome the deputy head of the garrison. If this were a different person, seeing Liu Lai despise himself so much, he didn't even have a welcome ceremony, maybe he would be so angry that he turned around and went back. Forge an alliance and get your money.

But Li Deyi doesn't like red tape either. Liu Lai's style of acting is actually in line with Li Deyi's taste.

After Li Deyi entered the city, he heard that the King of Han invited him to dinner, so he immediately nodded and said to Zhang Zifang: "Your King of Han is really going to come to trouble." I happen to be hungry, let's go and eat first! ”

The third uncle said at this time: "The old man is still in a hurry to see my old friend, so I won't be busy eating this wine first." As he spoke, he didn't wait for Li Deyi to agree, and walked straight away.

Third uncle, how many years ago did you look good? You're over 90 years old this year, so you're good-looking, I'm afraid there's only a handful of bones left, right?

When he arrived at the Han Palace, Li Deyi led the Humvee, did not take off his shoes, stepped on the feast and left a dirty footprint, went straight to the hall and entered the room, and sat cross-legged behind the dining table next to the main seat.

The custom here in Xuhuai Province is that there are no seats, and usually the ground is mostly covered with 'feasts' (a kind of thick straw mats), and when guests come, they only need to take off their shoes and sit directly on the ground. Or put a blanket on top to mark the seats of the guests.

Seeing this deputy head of the garrison regiment so rude, everyone in the audience was shocked. Wenchen thought that Li Deyi was dissatisfied with the lack of etiquette of the Han king. The generals were all glaring angrily, but they dared to be angry but did not dare to speak. This Deputy Regiment Commander Li has killed more people than he has ever seen, and in front of him, even a fierce general like Fan Tu can't help but be a little nervous.

Only Liu Lai still talked and laughed freely, and shouted: "The deputy head of the regiment is very bold, informal, and my generation is not lonely!" ”

Liu Lai was born as a social bastard, and he never liked those red tapes. Now that he sees that Li Deyi is not polite, he naturally likes it very much, and feels that he has finally found a like-minded social brother.

When Liu Lai went to Lu Gong's house to sit at the table, everyone was cautious and polite, and he made fun of the guests for his wanton jokes, but he was considered strange by Lu Gong, so he also promised his baby daughter Lu Shi to be his daughter-in-law.

At the beginning, Lu Gong promised his daughter Lu to Liu Lai, but his mother-in-law was not very happy, and yelled at his wife: "You said all day long that you want to marry your daughter into a noble family." How did you end up giving your daughter to such a scoundrel? "This is a meat bun beating a dog. Lu Gongdao: "What do you old woman know, my brother will meet." Seeing that this Liu Lai has a very positive face and a surprising bone, he will inevitably have great achievements in the future. ”

Later, Liu Lai really lived up to the expectations of Duke Lu, laid down a piece of the country, and proclaimed himself the King of Han.

Hearing Liu Lai's appreciation, Li Deyi smiled and arched his hand, and said, "It's nothing, it's a trivial matter, not enough to worry about." As he spoke, Li Deyi also occupied the banquet next to him, so that Hummer also occupied a place.

"My brother also likes to eat banquets, even if you serve food and wine on his desk, eat more meat and less vegetables, don't stop." Li Deyi finished arranging the seat for the Hummer and said to the servant girl standing next to him.

The crowd then sat down and the banquet began.

In order to express the solemnity, the king of Han called all the military ministers under his command to this banquet, and only the Han generals did not enter the banquet because they were leading the army.

Wenchen is okay to say here, after all, they are all cultural people and quite polite. It's just that there is a Wenchen who looks at Li Deyi's eyes and seems to be quite unkind.

On the military general's side, it's a lot of fun. Most of Liu Lai's generals were younger brothers who used to follow him in the society. Do you think, born in a gangster, what etiquette can you understand? After a few sips of wine, these generals immediately began to act recklessly with the strength of the wine.

ripped off their shirts, crossed their fists bare-chested, said meat words, and poured alcohol into each other unscrupulously, making it a lively mess. Li Changle sat next to him and watched, his face turned red directly.

Li Deyi really likes the straightforward generals under Liu Lai, and he watched while eating with great interest.

Liu Lai's general Fan Tu came to Li Deyi with a bowl of wine in a drunken mood, shouting that he was going to fight with Li Deyi for a fist drink. Li Deyi did not refuse, and directly fought with Fan Tu.

lost, Li Deyi didn't drink, and gave it all to Hummer to drink. It doesn't take much effort, and Fan Tu will not be defeated and retreat. Next to him, Yingbu was not convinced, and carried a jar of wine to compete. The Hummer was a mule, and a jar of wine did not move at all, and drank Yingbu directly. Peng Yue was still unconvinced, came up and didn't pour a few bowls of wine, and poured it down again.

A cadre of Wenchen next to him was also amazed when he saw that the deputy head of the regiment was so informal. Seeing that the mule beside him actually drank alcohol, and it was so massive, they couldn't help but talk to each other.

"Hey, do you see? Worthy of a dragon colt, no, a dragon mule. Drink wine like a cow. ”

"I don't think this mule is drunk with a thousand cups, even if it is a thousand altars, it can't get drunk."

Liu Lai, the king of Han, also liked this bold deputy head more and more, and in the end he couldn't hold back, and went out of the field to fight two punches with Li Deyi in person, but he was poured three bowls in a row and directly put down.

At a wine banquet, everyone drank happily, drank to their heart's content, drank down, and drank and lay down.

At the end of the banquet, someone led Li Deyi to the residence specially prepared for him, a spacious mansion, and the outside was close to Pingkangfang and Qilifang, the two most lively markets in Dongluo.

Uncle Hummer drank wine, his blood was surging, and as soon as he got home, he rushed into the garden in the backyard with the Red Cloud Rabbit, and soon his ugly mule cry was heard, and the Red Cloud Rabbit roared with a little misery.

Li Deyi walked into the hall, sitting there not knowing what to think, and Li Changle and Liu An followed him into the house. Hearing the movement coming from the garden, Li Deyi glanced up at Li Changle for no reason.

Li Changle was at the banquet, he couldn't hold back, and secretly drank a few sips of sweet wine, his little face was drunk and red at this time, and when he looked up, he met Li Deyi's eyes.

The two looked at each other, and Li Deyi suddenly remembered the album of goblins fighting with bare feet that he had read.

"Liu An, you go and help me tidy up the bedroom first." Li Changle didn't know why, and suddenly instructed Liu An out.

Now, there are only two people left in the hall, Li Deyi and Li Changle.

Li Changle noticed that the atmosphere was a little delicate, and she blushed even more, as if she was flying on two clouds.

After sitting for a while, Li Changle couldn't help but want to go first, but she drank a few more sips of sweet and delicious honey wine before, and the strength of the wine had already come up. didn't take two steps, and as soon as he arrived at the door, Li Changle's legs suddenly weakened, and he was about to fall to the ground.

Li Deyi didn't drink, his reaction was still sensitive, and he rushed up to hug Li Changle with a step.

Smelling the sweet taste of wine in Li Changle's mouth, Li Deyi frowned and said: "You have drunk, at a young age, you dare to be greedy for wine, get drunk, live ......."

Before the word "should" was spoken, Li Deyi suddenly felt that Li Changle's body in his arms was extremely soft at this moment, and the cherry lips that were close at hand suddenly became extremely red and attractive, as if tempting him to come up and taste the taste.

The smell of wine coming out of Li Changle's mouth seemed to make Li Deyi a little drunk.

The ghost sent a messenger, waved his hand to close the door, and Li De aimed at Li Changle's cherry lips and leaned in......

"Deputy Head Li, someone is visiting outside." Liu An's voice sounded out of place outside the door.

"Ahh Wait, I'm coming. The voice seemed to be a little flustered.

After a while, Li De opened the door and came out, and closed the door tightly again. With a dry cough, Li Deyi straightened his chest, readjusted his voice, suppressed his pounding heart, and said, "Who came to me at this time?" Really pick the time. ”

"He claimed to be a close attendant of the Han princess, and he was sent by the princess to invite the deputy head of the regiment to discuss some things." Liu An took the opportunity to glance into the room and felt that something was not right.

Li De thought about taking the Hummer with him, but when he thought about it, the Hummer was busy, so he was too embarrassed to bother. Somehow, thinking of what Hummer was busy with, Li Deyi's heart suddenly beat faster, and his lower body was a little uncomfortable.

As soon as Li De came to the door, an ox cart was waiting at the door, and a palace attendant next to him stood with his hands down.

Li Deyi knew that Xuhuai Province had only been stable for a short time, and had been ravaged by the army of the East Tuliao Road for many years, and the local area was very poor, and war horses were even more scarce. The dignified Han King couldn't even find four horses of the same suit, so he could only use a variegated horse-drawn cart. And the minister traveled back and forth, so he had to use ox carts instead.

After getting into the ox cart, Li Deyi was invited to go.

Liu An pushed open the door and saw that His Royal Highness Li Changle was sitting on the couch weakly, his clothes were slightly messy, his face was red, and he was panting.

Liu An is very familiar with this scene, after the ladies in the palace are happy, almost all of them look like this, but they are more embarrassed.

"Princess! You ......" Liu An didn't dare to ask the rest of the words. This kind of thing is not something that she should know as a palace maid, she can only wait to tell the queen the truth in the future.

When Li Changle heard this exclamation, he came back to his senses, and his voice trembled slightly: "Liu An, when did you come?" Did you see it all? ”

As soon as Liu An heard this, his heart finished speaking, "Your Highness, your words have solved the case." ”

Liu An gritted his teeth, lowered his head, and tried to move the princess, who was still weak, to the other side of the couch, and lowered his head to look for that little bit of red on the couch.

"Liu An, what are you looking for?" Li Changle said strangely. (To be continued.) )