Chapter One Hundred and One
Zhao Heng, who had recovered from a lot of vulgar content in front of him, felt that he had smashed his mouth a few times with a toothache when he saw this, but in his heart he was completely subverted by his three levels, and shouted: "Could it be that all the Japanese who have crossed over are this kind of funny and brainless, senior, I have to say that you won't read novels, anime and play games too much in your previous life, and you would actually write such a strange plot in this letter with a serious atmosphere." Please, you're writing a letter, not a novel! Who would write such a scoreless thing in this era when online information does not exist...... 'After complaining in my heart, I still continue to watch this out-of-the-box, funny traverser predecessor Prince Yoshida tell his own story:
Young man, I have a big beard, and I am a teenager older than you, and I know that what I am saying is very strange, and it makes the person reading this letter feel a toothache. It was true, and when I was not yet a year old, I was sent by my own old man and old woman to the old monsters who had seen me that day, and I was tormented horribly, not humanly.
I tossed and turned there for almost six years, that is, when I was six years old, I was sent to Kyoto elementary school by the old man and the old woman, and I was asked not to show off the identity of the emperor's relatives or even expose myself there. I can't claim to be a blood relative of the royal family, to be honest, I also admit it when I hear this, after all, low-key is the most important. But what is maddening about Nima is that I actually read the so-called Imperial National Elementary School with those Japanese elementary school students who have no big fart and no hair.
I rubbed,I went to report on the first day and was assigned to the third class of the year.,As soon as I arrived in the class, I found that the teacher who taught us actually looked like the later A-V star Muto Lan.,The voice is a little sassy and makes people feel soft when they hear it.,Fortunately, I'm a child now.,Otherwise, it would be big.。 Speaking of which, those male teachers are following behind the twisted sexual/sensual ass of this female teacher who looks and has a great body like a pig brother, and I rub these male teachers one by one are obscene enough, and even the old pervert principal is also revolving around this Muto Lan teacher, where have I been!
When I was eleven or twelve years old, I wondered how I spent my elementary school life in Kyoto, which is known as the best elementary school in Japan (at that time, when I was in the fifth grade, Muto Lan actually did something with a handsome guy from the royal family in a certain infirmary, everyone knows what it was about, a pair of lonely men and widows, isn't it a vulgar plot like dry wood encountering fire, but it's a bit loud, and many people who heard it were told that the two were catching mice inside, and Nima was so loud at catching mice!). )。
However, the leisurely days have only passed, and it is not my turn to be unlucky, and the old man Meiji doesn't know what is crazy and wants to send me to the Imperial Army Middle School, but fortunately, his parents strongly oppose what the child is only eleven or twelve years old to go to the military school so early, which is not good for physical development, and the old man got angry and said What do you people know, let Yoshida go to the military academy, one can be strong and increase his knowledge, and the other can make some friends! My parents still didn't want to, so Emperor Meiji yelled so loudly that he almost staged a full-fledged military exercise in front of me. Not to be outdone, my parents rolled up their sleeves to fight with the old guy, and I only remembered at this time that my parents were not only born into royal families and nobles, but also my mother's maiden family was a legendary family of military generals, and the old man might lie in bed for a few days when it comes to force. I didn't expect that the mother of this world, who has never shown the face of a good wife and mother, would be this fierce appearance! As soon as the old man saw that his mother was really going to use force with him, he immediately relented.
Zhao Heng grinned at the corners of his mouth and said, this Meiji Emperor is so afraid of his wife and women, you won't be talking nonsense with your eyes open, and how can your old mother force this emperor to not come down as a family of noble generals...... Do you say that there may be no inside story here, forget it, just take it as a way to pass your boredom and continue to read the letter, Zhao Heng started to gossip for a while.
It's strange to say, according to my mother afterwards, my grandfather, that is, her father, has always had a headache with my mother, that is, his eldest daughter dances knives and guns all day long, and there is no demeanor that a noble woman should have, my grandfather came up with an idea to hold a small Western-style banquet in his villa to invite the young and talented men among the nobles, but what I didn't expect was that the old man Meiji, who was the crown prince at the time, took his nephew and secretly slipped out of the palace under the alias of a nobleman. Halfway through, I came to Earl Nishiyama's small party to celebrate his daughter's birthday.
At that time, Meiji, who was not in his 30s or so, was still a handsome and handsome man, and he was still an extraordinary person, coupled with his gentle and elegant words, and his humorous words immediately captivated many young female nobles present. But at that time, my mother didn't even look at him, my mother thought that this kind of little white face would only deceive beautiful women all day long, and only that kind of nymphomaniac would look at it if she smeared honey on her mouth, although she thought so in her heart, she didn't show it on her face.
If it weren't for the old man Meiji being my mother's cousin, he would have been thrown out by the violent mother a long time ago. Emperor Meiji was very uninterested in his father, that is, my maternal great-great-uncle and grandfather, Emperor Takamei, who had appointed him as his original partner Setsuko Kujo, and after staying in the palace for a while and doing nothing, I don't know where he heard the news that Count Nishiyama was going to hold a birthday party for his eldest daughter, and he was very familiar with the name of Nishiyama Haruno, who was my current mother and his dear cousin, and that my mother's beauty and beauty were considered the top beauties in Japan at that time, how could no one not want to bring her home, It's a pity that my mother has not embroidered like ordinary girls since she was a child, chatting with a few girlfriends and something like that, but dancing with a knife and a sword, my grandfather thinks that a girl dances with a knife and a sword all day long, and doesn't know that she wants to marry when she becomes an adult! My mother retorted to my grandfather, Count Xishan: "Our family is a generation of aristocratic generals, and some of the martial virtues and traditions of our ancestors must be followed. How can you learn from those casual people, how can you not practice martial arts after being a general! Even if you want to get married, it depends on whether you like it or not! 'Grandfather, Earl Xishan, was speechless at the time: ......
Originally, my mother didn't like the old man Meiji, but I didn't expect to be with that Kujo Setsuko, and finally become husband and wife, and sure enough, everything was already destined in the dark.
Tsk, this Prince Yoshida's mother is really strong, and I don't know how Emperor Meiji used to get along with his cousin. It is estimated that with the body of the old man of Meiji, how can he stand such a female tyrannosaurus, Zhao Heng thought unscrupulously while watching.
The first time they met, or after the eighteenth change of the female university, the old man Meiji when he was young was shocked by the beautiful mother of Prince Yoshida today, and he knew that he had agreed to the baby kiss that his grandfather and Count Nishiyama had set together when he was a child. It's a pity that due to his stubbornness, this good marriage is gone. Afterwards, after the maternal great-uncle and grandfather knew that Meiji had sneaked out of the palace, they were directly caught and cleaned up.
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