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Wei Wu glanced at Du Zongwu, opened his mouth and said: "What kind of morality, this robber is ready to forcibly break up with the means of the ninth-rate" Speaking of this, he remembered that Li Muxin was by his side, if he talked about himself and Qiu Niang in front of this little girl, he might cause some trouble! Immediately, the old face said: "This robber killed Miss Zhu unconscious and forcibly broke up Zhu Zhushi's family!" Ahem, besides, Fifth Brother, I used this righteous and bright way to defeat him! Naturally, it is both rivers and lakes and morality! ”

"Huh?" Du Zongwu looked puzzled and said: "Fifth brother, let's use smoke bombs again, and use hidden weapons, why are we still bright?" ”

"You don't understand! Fifth brother, I used the secret smoke bomb in the kitchen to deal with his secret smoke bomb in the Western Regions, and used the magic Nufa of a hundred steps to penetrate Yang to deal with his magical light skill of climbing Yang in three steps! Naturally, I won above board! Wei Wu scratched his smile, and then pointed to the robber who was lying on the ground and didn't move, and said, "Hey, robber, don't pretend to be dead!" For the sake of your fifth sister-in-law's face, I won't kill you! ”

"Phew! This person is really shameless, he obviously won others with three indiscriminate means, but he still said it so openly! When Li Muxin thought of this, she only felt funny in her heart, and couldn't help but purse her lips and laugh out loud.

"Zong Wu, untie him!" Wei Wu saw that a crossbow arrow on the robber's right leg pierced deeply, and estimated that he couldn't run away if he wanted to, so he said casually.

Du Zongwu answered, untied the rope, and immediately stared at the robber with a vigilant face, the long knife in his hand clenched.

The robber stood up with a little force, turned his face and stared at Wei Wu coldly, and said in a cold voice: "Wei Wu, you shameless person, if you don't kill me today!" I'm going to kill you with my own hands!" ”

"Alas!" Wei Wu sighed, looked at the robber with compassion, and opened his mouth and said: "You and I are innocent, you take your green forest road, and I will mix my Yellow Crane Tower" He said this, sighed and said: "It's hard to change your bandit surname, and you want to be the Fahai who forcibly demolished the mandarin ducks!" ”

Who is Fahai? How come I haven't heard of it? Li Muxin was puzzled in her heart, but she saw that Wei Wu was doing ideological education with a solemn face, so she held back the doubts in her heart and did not open her mouth to ask.

This guy continued to educate: "The friendship between men and women, but where can you force it by force? ”

"Humph!" The robber knew that this little guy was extremely articulate, but at this moment he snorted coldly without appreciation.

"Huh?" Wei Wu grinned, and then grabbed Li Muxin's soft hand and said, "Xin'er, this Fahai, you must not have heard of it!" ”

"No" Li Muxin was grabbed by him in public, and immediately blushed, and hurriedly withdrew her hand.

Wei Wu scratched his smile, glanced at the robber and said, "Haha, since you are all here today, then I will tell you a story!" ”

The robber frowned, he was captured, and this little guy actually wanted to tell him a story in public? Immediately opened his mouth and snorted coldly: "Phew! You little, you want to kill or chop whatever you want! Why humiliate me so much! ”

"Where did I humiliate you!" Wei Wu shook his head: "This story, after listening to it, it will inspire and help you!" After that, he didn't wait for anyone to object, and opened his mouth to say: "Once upon a time, there was a fox spirit who had practiced for thousands of years, named Bai Qiuzhen, although this Bai Qiuzhen was a goblin, but"

The story of the White Snake and Xu Xian was slightly modified by him, and it was changed to the story of the fox spirit Xiaoqiu and the shopkeeper Er Xiaowu. Wei Wu is a very eloquent character, and this story is extremely beautiful and moving, but it is also ups and downs and fascinating.

Although the robber's identity is mysterious and his status is not low, he used to be a bandit in the mountains, so he naturally doesn't know what male and female love is, and such a love story is even more unheard of. At first, he listened with disdain, but after hearing it, he frowned and felt sorry for this pair of hard-working mandarin ducks, and he hated Nafahai so much in his heart that he couldn't wait to rush over and dismantle it immediately!

"It is said that after the second and fifth little ones of this shop worshiped the Monkey King as their teacher, they got his guidance, and finally obtained the ancient axe, defeated Fahai, and split the Leifeng Pagoda with another axe, and rescued the fox spirit Bai Qiuzhen and the two of them have lived a happy life since then!" Wei Wu said, sighed, and scratched in his heart, Lao Tzu casually told a story, and passed the Baolian Lantern and the White Snake to the series! What a genius I'm a genius!

"Fifth brother, is that Fahai dead?" Du Zongwu was still silent in the matter of the big wicked man in Fahai, using all kinds of vicious means to break up a pair of bitter mandarin ducks, and at this moment, seeing that the fifth brother had finished the story, he hurriedly gritted his teeth and asked. Looking at this posture, he hated that Fahai was not dead, so he was going to grab the knife and stab Fahai to death.

"Nope!" Wei Wu shook his head, glanced at the robber who was listening to his ear, and then let out a long sigh, and then said: "Since then, Fahai has finally come to his senses, and after realizing the true meaning of the word love, he returned to the vulgar and found a kind girl to start a family, but he is also full of children and grandchildren!" ”

Li Muxin's willow eyebrows frowned slightly, and she muttered a cherry pout: "Hmph, it's too cheap for him!" This kind of person should be killed! ”

Ahem, I actually want to kill him too! The key question is, isn't there a living Fahai in front of us! Grandma's, want to break up me and Xiao Qiu'er? I'm sorry to say that you're sorry!

Wei Wu glanced at the robber indifferently, and then waved his hand and said, "You go!" ”

"Fifth brother?!" Du Zongwu exclaimed in amazement. It is not easy for this robber to be captured, if he is let go this time, I am afraid that the fifth brother will not be able to save Miss Zhu! It's a small matter to not wake up Miss Zhu, the key is that the fifth brother is going to be cut off!

"Haasbend! You can let him go, what do you do? Li Muxin frowned, and called out anxiously and annoyedly.

Wei Wu waved his hand, seeing that the two of them looked anxious, his heart warmed, but he sighed and said: "Since the robber predecessor kidnapped me for love, he must be a person with a surname in love!" And I, Wei Wu, am the most admired person with the surname Lover! Besides, even the great evils of Fahai can have children and grandchildren and live happily, and the robber predecessors can naturally too! With that, he waved his hand and said sincerely: "Robber, you go!" ”

The robber raised his head and stared at Wei Wu with a complicated expression, but when he saw his sincerity, there was a slight pity in his eyes, and he couldn't help but tremble, what was the difference between what he did and that Fahai? I was a little ashamed in my heart, this Wei Wu, on the surface, looked shameless, I didn't expect to have such a mind! opened his mouth, but he didn't say anything, suddenly took out a porcelain bottle from his arms, threw it to Wei Wu, turned around and limped away.

"This porcelain vase, just let Miss Zhu smell it, and she can be sober!" The robber gradually walked away, and when his figure was about to disappear into the forest, he paused slightly, and opened his mouth to say: "Wei Wu, my robber owes you a favor!" I'll pay you back later! ”

Wei Wu looked overjoyed, hurriedly stabbed Du Zongwu's waist, and said a few words in his ear.

Du Zongwu raised his head with a blank face and shouted: "Robber, my fifth brother is compassionate and is a reincarnated living Buddha, and he ignites you without asking for anything in return!" ”

The robber's body trembled slightly, and he disappeared behind the dense forest.

"Xin'er, why are you here too!" Wei Wu frowned and reprimanded: "Go home and beat your ass for your husband!" ”

"Phew!" Li Muxin's face turned red, this reckless man was still on one side, how could this person say such obscene words! The more I thought about it, the more ashamed I became, and slapped him with two pink fists, snorted, and opened my mouth to say, "You, you"

"What am I?" Wei Wu squeezed his eyebrows and smiled: "Do you want to beat your little ass for your husband?" ”

Li Muxin was ashamed, her pretty face was flat, she glanced at him with anger and anger, and then she said, "You shameless and filthy person!" After that, she turned red from her cheeks to her neck, lowered her head and said, "I'm afraid that you will be taken captive by robbers again, so I specially came with you to take a look!" You, if you do this again, I, I will ignore you again."

Wei Wu was embarrassed when he saw that this little girl was surrounded by outsiders, but he didn't flirt too much, opened his mouth and smiled: "Xin'er, how did you get here?" ”

Li Muxin raised her head slightly, but saw that this guy was looking at her with a wicked smile, and couldn't help but glance at him and said, "This place is far away from Ezhou City, so I naturally came on horseback!" ”

"Xin'er, uh, our horse was let go by the robbers" Wei Wu opened his mouth with a "shy" face: "Xin'er, cough cough, I'll suffer a little loss, how about we both ride back together?" ”

"Huh?" When Du Zongwu heard this, he found that the fifth brother didn't care how he went back, and immediately said in amazement: "Fifth brother, what should I do?" ”

Grandma, Zongwu, you are a fool, and you want to do bad things to me? Wei Wu coughed lightly twice and waved his hand: "Zong Wu, I found that you have gained a lot of weight recently!" Otherwise, where will this robber be your opponent! ”

"Ahh Du Zongwu patted his head and said innocently: "Yes!" I've been drinking too much lately, and I'm going to sleep when I'm done! Otherwise, this robber, I will slap him down! ”

Wei Wu smiled and echoed: "Yes! My Zongwu brother can slap him to the wall with a slap, and he can't pick it off with his hands! ”

When Du Zongwu heard the praise of the fifth brother, he was immediately happy, smiled innocently, and nodded yes.

"Phew!" Li Muxin snorted lightly, this person obviously wanted to take advantage, but he said that he was suffering, he was ashamed and ashamed, and said with a red face: "I, I'll go first!" Go back on your own! But he turned around and wanted to leave.

"Eh-" Wei Wu hurriedly rushed up, grabbed her soft hair, and said with a smile: "Xin'er, uh, Zongwu, you need to exercise!" Let's ride a horse and let him walk! After saying that, he hurriedly turned around and looked at Du Zongwu again and again.

"Yes!" Du Zongwu got the fifth brother's point, and hurriedly nodded: "Yes, sister-in-law, you can ride a horse with the fifth brother!" I'll lead you and I won't peek at you! ”

"Phew, who's your sister-in-law!" Li Muxin's face flushed, and she stomped her feet, this Du Zongwu was originally a pure and kind person! With Hasbend, now it has become so inferior!

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