I never thought that on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, I would lead my brothers to camp out in Africa. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info The moon is still the same moon, but the rice balls are not eaten.

Sun Hongxu and I called the Gaba to the big plane and asked them about the current situation of the Gaba people and whether they would use fire. Gabba very politely asked us why we use fire? The food is gone as soon as it is burned by fire...... Khan, we just remembered that the Gaba people are vegetarians.

I scratched my face and led Gabba into the makeshift kitchen, just to show Gabba how to cook...... It's a pity that Sun Hongxu and I are not a middle master, and we don't have the skills of a fat man, so we finally had to fry a few J eggs for Gaba in a frying pan, sprinkle them with salt, and serve them to Gaba to eat.

As a result, Brother Gaba was dumbfounded, and asked us to fry a dozen J eggs for him in one go, and finally his brother picked up the small bottle of salt, poured out a little and tasted it, and immediately smiled and asked us what was in the small bottle and why it was so delicious.

Sun Hongxu and I looked at each other...... The behavior of the Gaba people is no different from that of normal people, but technology is still out of reach for them, no, they have not even seen finished salt. Gabba gestured and asked if we could give him the salt bottle, and as soon as we nodded, his brother threw up his neck and poured all the salt into his mouth and ate it...... Sweat.

I suddenly thought of something, hurriedly ran to the cabin with a spare bag of salt, pulled a Cipan people, poured a little salt into his hand, and after the guy smelled it, he was immediately overjoyed, poured it directly into his mouth and ate it, and then stretched out his big hand to me, saying if he could give him a little more.

I no longer suspect that these newly evolved natives did not have the opportunity to understand the world, which led to their unfamiliarity with many things, and certain innate physical needs, such as table salt, they were very scarce. Hurriedly distributed the salt in their hands to the Pan people one by one, and everyone was really happy to eat.

When Gaba saw all this, he walked to the door of the cabin, put his two big hands to his mouth, made a horn barrel, and screamed...... Jian Tianhan had a bald head: "No, I'm happy to eat some salt......" I shook my head: "He's not happy, he's shouting, it is estimated that it won't be long before the Gaba people will come to ask for salt......"

Sure enough, it didn't take long for more than thirty Gaba people to come out of the forest. The leader is a white-haired Gawa tribe with a white hair, a shape of gorilla that used to be commonly known as Silverback, and is the leader of the entire family. Of course, the gorilla family, like the chimpanzee, is small in size, ranging from a few to dozens.

Gabal pulled me and Sun Hongxu to the back of the silver, gesticulating to tell us that it was his father, and gesturing to tell his father that we were the owners of this big plane. Silverback was surprised and walked up to us to hug and shake hands...... The strength of a gorilla's forearm is terrifying, more than 20 times that of a human. I'm so worried he'll break my ribs when he hugs me. Fortunately, the silver back is more polite than Gaba, just like a generous elder, when he accepts salt, he also expresses his gratitude before starting to eat it.

I gathered all the people of the Tspan and the Gaba tribe, and they were given gestures and told them that this is not possible, that you cannot always live in the forest, that the forest cannot provide you with many things, including clothes, salt, weapons, etc., and so on, all of which require very complicated operations to be produced.

Before I could finish speaking, the silverback patriarch gestured to me and said that there is no other hurry, you tell us how to make table salt first...... I scratched my head and thought about it, gesturing to them, and told them that there are several ways to make table salt, the more common ones are well salt, lake salt, sea salt, and mineral salt. In our China, what we eat is generally mineral salt, that is, the huge salt ore crystals left after the complete evaporation of the saltwater lake, this kind of mineral salt is very much in China, and the reserves of more than 10 billion tons of large salt mines have been known, there are more than ten, China is one of the few countries in the world that is extremely rich in lake salt mineral resources, and China's annual salt consumption is only a few million tons.

Sun Hongxu nodded beside him, and gestured to tell the brothers of the Cipan and Gaba tribes, saying that we have no place to use the salt in China, and the people in the Qaidam Basin in Xinjiang simply use salt as sand to pave roads. When the silverback patriarch heard this, he was very dissatisfied, and he gestured and said that there are no salt mines in Africa.

Hehe, I sighed, gestured again, and said that if there is no mineral salt, I have to use lake salt or sea salt, and after finding salt water, expose it to the sun, and after the water evaporates, the remaining crystals are table salt. The new friends nodded their heads one after another, so it was. Sun Hongxu added, saying that the salt made in that way also contains other things, so it tastes more astringent, and so on.

After solving the salt crisis, the next step is to teach everyone how to use pots...... Before teaching this, you must first teach the Gaba people to use fire...... This one is relatively simple, one person sends a lighter and finishes the job.

The Tspan people have already learned how to use fire, and their method of making fire is the local aborigines taught to drill wood to make fire, and they first demonstrated one side, and helped the Gaba people to light a bonfire outside the big plane. The first time the Gaba people played with fire, they were scared and excited, jumping around the fire, and in a short time the long hair on their bodies was scorched.

Wu Shuyuan found a large pot, added water, and made tea for everyone to drink. Sun Hongxu didn't know where to get a lump of yellow mud, so he made a mud bowl and put it on the fire to slowly grill. The people of the Cipan tribe took the rest of the zebra r, everyone used a wooden g to run up, set the fire in the barbecue, and after a while, the r fragrance overflowed, and the Gaba people also followed and ate a zebra r.

The Gaba people are mainly vegetarians, and they don't have much cold to tea, but the people of the Cipan people are very satisfied with the tea, the orangutan and the human digestive tract are the same, they belong to the omnivorous stomach, and they will feel uncomfortable when they always eat R food, and drinking a little tea can just relieve the discomfort, so a full pot of tea is not enough to drink, refill the water, and continue to burn.

At this time, Sun Hongxu's pottery bowl was almost fired, and it was taken out and buried in the soil to cool down, and it could be used after a while. Sun Hongxu used this pottery bowl to fill tea and drink, so comfortable, which aroused the envy of the Cipan people and the Gaba people, and they asked about the process of making pottery bowls.

I'm having fun with the monkeys...... Hungry, no, it was exchanging experiences with our cousins, and the chief of Cipan finally rushed back with the Terran survivors, and I went up to him and shook hands with the bearded black uncle, only to find that the leader of the local survivors could only speak the indigenous language, and the same were the two companions he had brought with him.

Forget it, if you can't communicate verbally, don't speak, and continue to gesticulate. Fortunately, although Uncle Black is not very familiar with sign language, he still has some understanding of the civilization level of human society, and I told him that our follow-up army is about to arrive, and we must take it.

The plane could not land in the dark, and the small stretch of oil road we were counting on was very narrow, so we had to light torches on both sides of the road to guide Fu Baoshan and their big plane to the landing place, so we immediately began to prepare. Uncle Black's leader told us to be careful of the dumplings that wander around in the dark, it is very dangerous, because of the dark skin, so the black dumplings in Africa are difficult to find at night, and they are often attacked by them unsuspectingly, and many Terran survivors have suffered a lot in this regard.

Now that Africa is in the dry season, there is dry grass everywhere, and if there is a fire, it will burn the whole of Africa, so we spread everyone up, first pull out the wild grass on both sides of the road, reveal a large round open space, and then light a fire on it, and take the opportunity to teach the Gaba people to use fire safely.

The fires were lit in pairs, and the big planes had a lot of requirements for the runway, so we had to light a lot of fires, and after lighting a dozen bonfires along the sides of the road, we found several dead bodies lying on the road. Walking over and taking a look, Sun Hongxu asserted: "It's zongzi." ”

Those dumplings were all local blacks, and they deceived us so close to our big plane, and we didn't even notice it, which was terrifying...... But how did these rice dumplings die? We held on to the corpses of the dumplings and found that most of them were broken necks.

Just as I was shocked, Silly Fork and his girlfriend Starling Bird flew back with flashing wings, landed on my shoulder and shouted, "Boss, your girl is running so fast." I was stunned: "My girl? Scottish sister flowers? You two have been following them all the time? ”

Silly Fork was proud: "They want to run away and steal good food, so we will follow." I was dumbfounded: "And then they dumped you?" "Uncle grass, although the stupid fork is not a speed-type bird, but it is a bird after all, the Scottish sisters ran up and threw off the birds?

Fortunately, the stupid fork said: "How could it be, I met little Martin on the way, and everyone was shocked at once." I hurriedly turned around and shouted, "Little sword, let's see if Martin Bruch is still there." Jian Tianhan ran out with a snort, and ran back after a while: "I didn't see it." ”

Sun Hongxu patted his head over there, suddenly made a sudden realization, and pointed to the black zongzi on the road: "Did these black zongzi kill Gesli and them?" The stupid fork nodded: "One paw." Sun Hongxu and I looked at each other and couldn't speak.

Sal said beside him: "The zongzi are all dead, why are you not happy?" We couldn't help but be stunned when we heard this, and then we realized that the wolf girls were actually helping us, I don't know when there were so many black rice dumplings around here, if they were suddenly attacked, it would be very dangerous. The black skin of the black zongzi looks like stealth in the dark night, and as long as the shirtless leader of Uncle Black stands a little farther away, in the eyes of those of us, we can only see the AK47 in his hand floating around in the dark, which is quite weird.

After discovering this situation, we all hurriedly used the big searchlight to look around, and it turned out that many black zongzi corpses were found not far away, and some of them were even close to the place less than 50 meters away from our big plane.

We examined more black zongzi and found that the vast majority of them were directly pinched off by force, but there were also a small number of black zongzi whose heads were cut off directly with weapons such as swords. According to a rough calculation, there were at least hundreds of black zongzi corpses within a radius of 500 meters around our large plane.

Sun Hongxu and I exchanged glances, and we were all the same horror in our hearts, the strength of vampires and wolves really didn't blow out. Although the current situation is somewhat tricky for them, relying on speed and strength, the black rice dumplings obviously also want to take advantage of us at night with the "protective color" of their skin.

I was a little worried about the Scottish sisters, and it occurred to me that they were only doing this to protect us from the black rice dumplings, so they must not have gone far and hid around to hunt the black rice dumplings. I thought of the wolf girl's night vision and amazing hearing system, and immediately shouted, "Grace, Resri, stay safe!" ”

As soon as she finished shouting, she listened to Resli laughing in a rough voice on the walkie-talkie: "Hehe, you know......" But immediately Gesley's voice came: "Don't talk......" There was no sound.

Now I don't have to doubt it anymore, the two little Lori have indeed turned into wolf girls, two wolf girls plus a vampire little Martin, and three night killers have done a lot of harm to the black dumplings who plan to attack us, and in a few hours, they killed one or two hundred black dumplings.

With protection, what are we afraid of? Everyone lit a large number of bonfires on both sides of the temporary runway, and when they took a telegram and asked, Fu Baoshan said that it would take half an hour to arrive. So I continued to add firewood and grass, and made the fire prosperous, and it was very spectacular from afar.

After more than half an hour, a large plane finally appeared in the airspace, because there was no tower, so Wang Yong directly used the walkie-talkie to guide the way for the large plane, and the large plane that was easy to respond to landed landed.

Fu Baoshan jumped down from the big plane and shook hands with us, Simon also arrived randomly, I grabbed his hand and said with a wry smile: "You are finally here, if you don't come again, we really don't know how to communicate with these black uncles." Simon hugged me warmly and said that it was no problem, his Aboriginal language level was already level 6.

The next step is to introduce everyone to each other, the patriarch of the Cipan clan and the silverback patriarch of the Gaba clan and the leader of Uncle Hei were all pulled over to introduce each other, Fu Baoshan took the hand of the patriarch of Cipan and was stunned, and turned back to me and asked: "Lao Hua, are you sure they are already civilized people?" ”

Before I could speak, the Cipan patriarch turned around and beckoned, and the Cipan woman who had caught lice for Jian Tianhan walked over, pulled Fu Baoshan to sit down, and started to catch lice for Fu Baoshan. Simon smiled and said Xiaofu, don't move around, catching lice is a friendly act, and the patriarch of Cipan even contributed his wife, and the sincerity is still very great.

Seeing Simon's smile a little strange, the patriarch of Cipan gestured to me and asked me what he said, and I hurriedly translated it for him, and the patriarch of Cipan laughed and gestured to tell me that the woman of the Cipan tribe was not his wife, but his eldest daughter, and she was not married yet.

Jian Tianhan stood behind me and let out a sigh, Fu Baoshan was about to stand up when he heard that he was in a hurry, and was glared at by me a few times before he continued to sit there patiently and asked the girl of the Cipan clan to catch lice for him.

The patriarch of Cipan was very happy, took my hand, and made a gesture to marry us...... When Fu Baoshan saw it, he couldn't help it anymore, he jumped up, I quickly stopped him, turned around and said while gesturing: "This is definitely not good, although we are cousins, but the genetic chromosomes are different, we humans have six pairs of chromosomes in private affairs, but you Cipan people have forty-eight pairs of chromosomes, even if you are reluctant to get married, you can't give birth to a child, even if you can give birth to a child, then you can only give birth to a mixed race with forty-seven pairs of chromosomes." ”

The patriarch of Cipan gestured and said that forty-seven is forty-seven, isn't it just one more than your forty-six, and it can be regarded as evolution...... Fu Baoshan's face turned green, and I quickly explained to the patriarch of Cipan with a wry smile, saying that the chromosomes can only be double, not singular, and singular chromosome animals do not have the ability to have children, such as the mules of the mixed breed of donkeys and horses, and the mixed breed of lions and tigers, all of which are a fateful goods, and now the number of intelligent human races has disappeared too much, and we will wait for this kind of loss-making business to wait until the population is abundant in the future. When the patriarch heard this, he didn't insist on marriage, so this farce was over.

It was easy to get rid of the Cipan patriarch who was full of enthusiasm and wanted to climb relatives, and quickly pulled Simon and Uncle Black Leader together, watching the two of them chatter, like two old mothers fighting, after a while, Simon wiped a cold sweat, turned back to me and said: "Old flower, the situation here is really a bit troublesome...... He pointed to the leader of Uncle Black and said: "His name is Lokta, and he is the leader of the Tutsi survivor base. The Limbani you mentioned is from the Hutu base. ”

I listened inexplicably: "So what's the matter?" Sun Hongxu listened to this, and sneered beside him: "What, Lao Hua, haven't you heard about the Hutu and Tutsi people?" The Hutu and Tutsi make up 85 percent and 14 percent of Rwanda's population, respectively. The latter are in English and Kiswahili and are engaged in nomadic farming. In 1994, the plane of the President of the Hutu ethnic group of Rwanda Habyarimana and the President of Burundi was destroyed over the airport of the Rwandan capital, killing both Presidents. Since then, Rwanda has been plagued by four months of massacres and armed conflicts. Most of the victims of this vendetta were Tutsis, and most of the Rwandan executioners used not guns or gas, but machetes, glogs, hoes or other agricultural tools used in their fields. Moreover, Hutu massacres have similarly indiscriminately killed their own compatriots who advocate national reconciliation. According to estimates by the International Committee of the Red Cross, in just over 100 days, nearly 800,000 of Rwanda's more than 7 million people were killed, 4 million people were left homeless, and 2 million of them fled abroad, causing a disaster rarely seen in the century. ”

I nodded blankly: "During the Rwandan massacre, what did Lao Mei, who maintained world peace, do?" After beating Iraq in 91, the F22 is equipped with troops, can't it stop the Hutu peasants who kill people with hoes and kitchen knives? ”

Sun Hongxu spread his hands: "It's all because Africans don't keep pace with the times, if they dig out oil at home, and then use oil to burn each other for fun, Lao Mei would have jumped out to maintain world peace." (To be continued.) )