Chapter 302: You Pit Me?
There is a row of prefabricated houses in the factory area, which is their office.
Wei Jinnan led the two of them into one of the offices, which was well decorated, with air conditioning, sofas, computers, and desks.
Wu Feng and Zhang Qingqing sat down on the sofa, while Wei Jinnan sat down in the boss's chair at the desk.
After a while, Xiao Wang came, a girl, about twenty years old, looking okay, but her chest was relatively flat, but she was wearing a deep V long skirt, like a piece of pizza cut into three parts.
Wei Jinnan said: "Xiao Wang, my two brothers want to join the sect, you help them get an immortal needle!"
Xiao Wang looked at Wu Feng and Zhang Qingqing, and went out. After a while, he walked in with two syringes, which were already full of green potion.
Xiao Wang walked up to the two of them and said, "Which of the two of you will come first?"
Wu Feng was stunned: "This is too casual, right?"
Wei Jinnan said: "Our Eternal God Sect has always been eclectic and more casual!"
Wu Feng said: "I mean, it's too informal, right? There's no sense of ceremony, at least you have to wear a nurse's clothes, and then have a physical examination or something?"
Wei Jinnan said with a smile: "It seems that you have the same taste as mine, you like uniform control, but this is not playing with women, why do you want to pretend to be a nurse? As for the physical examination, you don't need it at all, you can have any kind of physique!"
Wu Feng said: "I watched those science fiction movies, this kind of genetically altered injection, all in the palatial scientific research room, there are hundreds of people looking at all kinds of instruments, even if they are injected, at least it is an injection gun, right?
Wei Jinnan said: "So you have watched too many science fiction movies." As long as the food is delicious, why should you care about the plate that holds the food? You don't eat the plate! This medicine is worth a million sticks, enough to buy a few small clinics, if it weren't for my brother, I wouldn't be willing to call you!"
Wu Feng felt that these two potions might be sucked from a large vat by Xiao Wang, and they looked extremely cheap, saying that it was millions of injections, he would not believe it, and it was estimated that the rabies vaccine was not as expensive as it came. But now he has no way out, if he does not join the Cult of the Living God, although the world is big, there is no place for him. He sighed, looked at Xiao Wang and said, "Xiao Wang, have you ever been a nurse before?"
Xiao Wang shook his head and said, "No! But don't worry, I'm very professional, my family has practiced medicine for generations, and my father and grandfather are veterinarians." ”
Wu Feng: "......"
Xiao Wang put down a syringe on the coffee table, then pulled Wu Feng's arm, and was ready to start.
Wu Feng hurriedly said: "You should at least wipe an alcohol cotton to disinfect, right?"
Xiao Wang said: "You don't need to disinfect, this potion has the function of disinfection!"
Wu Feng had a feeling of walking into a black shop, thinking to himself, I haven't taken a shower for a few days, and my body is full of bacteria, even if you don't use alcohol cotton wipes, wipe them twice with toilet paper, at least there is a bit of psychological comfort!
This potion was very painful, like chili pepper water, and it hurt so much that Wu Feng grinned.
Zhang Qingqing saw that the incense master had already been injected, and he was now also a person on the thief ship, so he had no choice at all, so he took the initiative to raise his arm. Since there was no alcohol cotton, he rubbed his fingers with saliva on his arm, rubbed a clean piece of ground, and let Xiao Wang prick a needle.
After Xiao Wang finished the injection, he went out with two syringes.
Wei Jinnan said: "How do you feel?"
Wu Feng rubbed the eye of the needle with his clothes, and said, "Except for a little pain, it doesn't seem to feel anything, won't you just let her give us an injection of green glucose?"
Wei Jinnan smiled: "The storm is coming!"
Wu Feng was stunned: "What kind of storm? Can it rain this day?"
As soon as the words fell, he finally knew what the "storm" in Wei Jinnan's mouth meant, and he could already clearly feel that the potion injected into his body began to spread all over his body, as if there were countless slender needles running through their muscles, and they screamed in pain, and then knelt down, their whole body trembled, and their mouths foamed, like freshly dehydrated crabs.
When the potion spread all over the body, the pain not only did not lessen, but became more and more serious, and the skin seemed to be filled with ants, biting their flesh and gnawing their bones, and the pain made them roll all over the ground, and their eyes turned pure red, like two fine rubies.
Some people say that there are 12 levels of pain, and that women who are in labor are the most painful in the world, and they reach 12 levels, as if this theory is correct, they feel that they have given birth to a football team. The two of them were in pain, like injured beasts, roaring incessantly, feeling that the punishment of Ling Chi in ancient times was nothing more than that! I regretted it in my heart, I knew that it would hurt so much, and I would not agree to take this injection if I killed them, and the world has become purgatory for them.
But Wei Jinnan was used to it, he didn't feel it at all, and even had a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.
For Wu Feng and Zhang Qingqing, time seemed to have stopped, and there was no end to it, although only half an hour had passed, it seemed as if centuries had passed. Both of them howled so that their throats were about to crack, and finally, the pain in their bodies was gently reduced, and the two of them were already soaked in sweat, lying on the ground and gasping for breath, like dogs on a leash under the scorching sun.
Wei Jin clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Congratulations on your rebirth!"
Wu Feng struggled to get up, slumped on the sofa, panting, and ignored him.
Wei Jinnan smiled: "Do you feel that your whole body is full of strength now?"
Wu Feng gave him a blank look, and gasped: "Fart! I can't walk anymore, and I'm still full of strength."
Wei Jinnan smiled: "It's not time yet, rest for the night, I will feel this way tomorrow!"
Wu Feng was startled and said, "It's not time yet, will it hurt again?"
Wei Jinnan smiled: "Don't be nervous, it won't hurt anymore, and it won't hurt anymore in the future!"
Wu Feng said: "That's good! I knew it hurt so much, I wouldn't have agreed to agree to this broken needle." ”
Wei Jinnan said: "The phoenix is nirvana, reborn from the fire." If you have to endure hardship, you will become a master!"
Wu Feng only wants to drink chicken soup now, not chicken soup for the soul. He licked his lips and said, "Anyway, I've already beaten it, so there's no point in talking about it!"
Wei Jinnan said: "Oh, I forgot to tell you, I will have to take an injection every three years in the future to consolidate it!"
Although Wu Feng's body was collapsed, when he heard this, he still jumped up and said hurriedly: "What?
Wei Jinnan stretched out his hand and motioned for him to sit down, and said: "You don't have to be nervous, you were really bitten by a snake, and you were afraid of the well rope for ten years, and it scared you, and then you will be injected in the future, not only will it not hurt, but it will be very refreshing, so that you are fluttering and can't stop!"
Wu Feng said: "What will happen if you don't fight?"
Wei Jinnan said: "If you don't fight, the consequences will be serious, you will festered all over your body and die, it's terrifying, the meat is rotten like......"
Wu Feng only felt that his scalp was numb, his eyes widened, and he said angrily: "Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
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