86. Meat jokes
On the first day of coming to the village, everyone felt very curious, after tidying up the housekeeping, everyone walked around the village, the village is not big, narrow and long, the first impression of the village to outsiders is a word - dirty, there are many stones on the mountain, the local people take local materials, houses, courtyard walls, toilets, pigsty are all made of stones, each family's toilet is outside the wall, next to the toilet is the pigsty, the wall of the toilet is not high, but squatting down does not expose the head, just through the gap between the stones can vaguely see inside, Let you be embarrassed to go in conveniently, but just when you stand outside and hesitate, the woman in the village squatted in to take over, if you look carefully, you can see a little white flower butt through the crack in the stone, the big girl and the little daughter-in-law in the village are convenient to go in, you are a big man and what else is shy, besides, even if you are embarrassed, you can't hold it back, when you put down your face and go in and squat down to shit, a pig's head will be poked out under the urinal "hum", if it is the first time to relieve your hand, it will scare you a lot, The pig snorted below, was in a hurry to shit, all of a sudden all held back, it seems that it is not suitable for a period of time and really can't pull out the shit, once there is shit pulled out, a few pig heads will scramble to eat, in the first time to clean up the shit you pulled out, the people here are very thoughtful, the shit pulled by the people let the pig filter it again, it is also a kind of waste reuse.
Sun Jiashu also noticed: there is a big belly well in front of the yard of each house, I asked the villagers to know, this is called the patio, it is used to store water, although it is rainy in the mountains, but there is still a lack of water, because the rain has run away along the ravine in vain, so every household has built such a water storage well, when it rains, the rainwater flows into the water storage well, in summer, the water storage well is generally full, you can reach out to get water, I heard that the villagers used to eat the water in it, until a few years ago, with the help of the army, Every household has installed running water pipes to bring down the mountain springs, so that the villagers can be considered to have clean water, and with running water, the role of the reservoir is not very large, and the water in it is now mainly used to wash clothes and drink livestock.
After lunch, the soldiers are around the patio to wash clothes, Sun Jiashu hit a bucket of water to see, the water is crystal clear, just slightly yellowed, look carefully, you will see a lot of small insects in the water, it is really unimaginable, the villagers used to eat such water, pour the water into the washbasin, wipe it with their hands, it is cold and cold, like the mineral water just taken out of the refrigerator, if it is used to take a bath, it must be very refreshing, listen to the fellow countryman, in winter, the water in it becomes warm again, and the wellhead is full of white steam, It seems that the role of this reservoir well is not small. The warriors gathered around the patio while washing clothes and walking around the mountains.
The veteran Xu Chengshan said: "How about I tell you a joke?" ”
"Okay, okay, squad leader, you can talk about it." Several recruits surrounded him, Xu Chengshan was very talented in this area, and the jokes he told always amused people, and they were not the same every day.
"I'll talk about it, be careful not to laugh at my stomach." Xu Chengshan said that he used to love selling Guanzi.
"Squad leader, hurry up, you don't have to worry if the smile hurts." Recruits often can't wait.
"A person is too long to go to the hospital for surgery, before the operation, the nurse has to shave the hair of the vital parts, this nurse is a flower and moon, wearing a white coat with a lapel, when she squats down to shave the man's hair, the pair of chest organs on the chest are exposed, this person is a little bit of a master, the nurse helped this person's DD, I didn't expect this person's DD to start swelling and growing, the nurse thought: You kid won't, tease you! So she deliberately shaved slowly, fumbled and shaved, but the person finally couldn't bear it, a stream of mucus squirted out, the female nurse couldn't dodge, was sprayed, and the female nurse was very annoyed: Okay, you pervert, my aunt has to treat you. The surgery was a success! The incision was stitched very well, the doctor said that he could be discharged from the hospital in a week, but asked for recuperation, the next day, the female nurse came to the ward alone, this person was very embarrassed to see her, the female nurse was very enchanting today, and saw that there was no one around, and suddenly opened the blouse and said: Do you see that the color and style of my bra look good? When he spoke, he only heard three "bangs", "bangs" and "bangs" from the bed, and the man's irresistible physiological reaction occurred, and as a result, all the wound lines that had just been stitched were opened・・・・・・ he was dizzy, and the doctor had to re-stitch him! The next day, the female nurse went to the ward, closed the door, pulled up her skirt and said: Look at the lace of my underwear, and ・・・・・・ this person screamed again・・・・・・ so and so, so and so, so and so ・・・・・・ a month later, a certain gentleman still could not be discharged, the attending doctor held a certain gentleman's vital point, burst into tears and said: Sir, I really didn't get a needle! Before Xu Chengshan finished speaking, several recruits were already laughing.
"Hey, buddy, do the laundry? What's so funny? "Everyone turned their heads and looked, it turned out to be a buddy looking at a thin bar on his shoulder, can you guess who it is?