Chapter 2 The Demonic Fang Tang
What do you call it? Fang Tang, who had vented all kinds of unhappiness in his heart, stretched out his right hand to the young man at this time.
"Li Xian." After the young man finished saying his name, he also stretched out his right hand like Fang Tang.
"Fang Tang." After Fang Tang finished saying his name, he warmly shook Li Xian's hand, and Fang Tang didn't mean to let go of this grip.
"Just kidding, this is the first person I've crossed over to meet, how could I let him run away so easily?"
"Where does Brother Li's family live? Who else is in the family? Fang Tang was concerned about his own food, clothing, housing and transportation and other problems in the future, so he began to blatantly get close to Li Xiantao.
Li Xian has always said something about the problem, and after hearing Fang Tang start to ask about his situation, Li Xian didn't have anything to hide, not to mention that Li Xian had nothing to hide at all.
"I live at the bottom of the mountain, and I have a fourteen-year-old sister." Li Xian spoke in a way that seemed to be able to explain things in one word, and he would never say two words
"Well...... This one...... Fang Tang didn't know how to speak after learning about Li Xian's situation, but when Li Xian's gaze kept drifting to the tricycle behind him, Fang Tang had an idea in his heart.
"Is Brother Li going home? If so, shall I give you a ride? Fang Tang said and pointed to his tricycle.
"Hmm" The young man named Li Xian also hesitated slightly, but no matter in that era, human curiosity was always very heavy.
"Come on" After Fang Tang turned the key, he stretched out his hand and pulled Li Xian up.
"Uh......h Woo" Fang Tang, a tricycle with a lot of horsepower, drove along the road at this time, and after seeing the fork in the road ahead, Fang Tang turned his head and asked Li Xian beside him.
Left ...... Left. Li Xian's voice was a little lacking in confidence, I saw that after he got on the tricycle, his body leaned tightly against Fang Tang, and after Fang Tang drove the tricycle and felt the temperature from Li Xian's body, Fang Tang also muttered in his heart.
"Should he ......?"
"No, there shouldn't be a male style in the Tang Dynasty, right?"
Li Xian, who sat on a tricycle for the first time, gradually turned pale, and the road was full of potholes, plus Li Xian was riding a tricycle for the first time, so he felt a little nervous, but then Li Xian felt not only nervous in his heart, but also his stomach was tense at the same time.
"You're not motion sickness, are you? Can a tricycle be dizzy? Fang Tang sensed that something was wrong with Li Xian, and after seeing that his face was getting paler and paler, Fang Tang hurriedly stopped the tricycle.
"Out of the way, I'll just rest for a while." Li Xian held on to the big tree and waved his hand at Fang Tang.
"Tricycles are dizzy like this, what if he does a plane or a train ......?"
"The picture is so beautiful. I didn't dare look at it. ”
Li Xian said to rest for a while, he really rested for a while, of course, our Fang Tang didn't know how much time this moment was.
Stop and stop all the way, stop and stop, and when Li Xian lives at the foot of the mountain, the sun has slowly gone west.
The sound of the three-way car alarmed Li Xian's sister Li Yuerong, who was busy with housework at home, and Li Yuerong, who was only fourteen years old, was also curious to walk out after hearing a strange noise outside the door, but when Li Yuerong just walked out of the door, she saw her brother and kept vomiting towards the ground.
"Brother, what's wrong with you?" Li Yuerong, who was worried about Li Xian, hurriedly ran to her brother's side.
"Little sister, your brother is fine, he's just a little sicksick." Fang Tang said with an embarrassed face, he didn't expect that someone could be dizzy like this when he sat on a tricycle.
Li Yuerong didn't notice the existence of other people beside her because she cared about Li Xian, Fang Tang's sudden opening made Li Yuerong, who was unprepared, feel a little frightened, but when Li Yuerong saw Fang Tang's strange clothes and hair, this little fright turned into Little Red Riding Hood's fear when she saw the big bad wolf.
"You...... Who are you? Why is it here? Li Yuerong, who felt scared, instinctively leaned towards Li Xian's side.
Fang Tang felt that it was difficult to talk about this matter, how could he tell Li Yuerong? Say I crossed over after a car accident?
If Fang Tang said so, he dared to guarantee that with the curiosity of his brother and sister, he would definitely ask, "What is a car accident and crossing?" ”
Fang Tang, who had no choice, could only ask Li Xian for help, but before Fang Tang could speak, Li Xian vomited and vomited, and actually fainted!
"This is the end of the meal?"
After seeing her brother fainting, Li Yuerong was also out of proportion at this time, and saw her keep shaking Li Xian's body.
"Brother, what's wrong with you? Wake up. Seeing Li Yuerong crying bitterly, Fang Tang felt a trace of unbearability in his heart.
"Little sister, let me see what's wrong with your brother?" Fang Tang said and walked a few steps to Li Yuerong's side, but as soon as Fang Tang took a few steps, the panicked Li Yuerong suddenly shouted.
"Don't come here, if you come over again, I'll call someone!"
"You shout, even if you shout and cut your throat, no one will come to save you!"
"Huh? How do I feel that something is wrong with the picture? ”
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"Little sister, I'm really not a bad person." Fang Tang looked at Li Yuerong with a little white rabbit's expression and stopped after seeing the big bad wolf, Fang Tang, who had a hard time arguing, hoped that Li Xian would wake up after this time.
At this time, Li Xian seemed to hear Fang Tang's heart, and saw him slowly open his eyes.
"Little sister, your brother is awake, and you can ask him to know that I am not a bad person." Fang Tang watched Li Xian wake up and hurriedly said to Li Yuerong.
"Brother, are you alright?" Li Yuerong asked her brother with tears in her eyes.
He ...... He," Li Xian pointed his finger at Fang Tang and said slowly.
"Hurry up and tell your sister that I'm not a bad person." Fang Tang pointed at himself and said quickly.
But after Li Xian said these two sentences, he actually fainted again!
"No, why don't you keep cooking!" Fang Tang, who was in an anxious mood, took three steps and made two steps, and quickly came to Li Xian's side.
"You're okay, wake up!" Fang Tang shook Li Xian's body and shouted eagerly, but at this time, a sharp cry made Fang Tang's ears tingle.
"Ahh Li Yuerong also screamed when she saw the stranger in front of her come to her side, only to see the frightened Li Yuerong closing her eyes and constantly touching something on the ground, after feeling something in her hand, Li Yuerong didn't care what she was holding in her hand, she slammed her arm and threw it in the direction of Fang Tang.
"Is this the stick that came out of there?" This was the last sentence Fang Tang said before he fell into a coma.
When Fang Tang woke up again, it was already sunset, and after touching the bulging bag on his head, Fang Tang squinted his eyes and began to look at the surrounding environment with the help of the light of the candle.
Fang Tang was now lying on a bed made of wooden planks, with only a blackened table and a few stools that seemed to crush it when he sat down.
The words shabby and humble can fully represent this room. Just as Fang Tang was thinking, a little girl with a candle in her hand walked in outside the room.
"Are you awake?" After seeing the culprit in front of him who made his head bulge, Fang Tang nodded.
"I'm going to call my brother over." Li Yuerong didn't know if it was because of shyness or guilt, a trace of blush appeared on her face at this time, but this expression was covered by the light of the candle in her hand.
Li Yuerong, who was only fourteen years old, walked out of the room with broken steps.
After a while, Li Yuerong came to Fang Tang's side with Li Xian, who had already woken up with dull eyes.
"What Sister Ling does to you, you have a lot to do." Li Xian also smiled helplessly after listening to what his sister did to Fang Tang.
For this sister who is extremely spoiled, Li Xian didn't blame too much, not to mention that this matter was not a big deal in Li Xian's eyes.
"Nothing." Fang Tang didn't pay much attention to this matter, but at this time, Fang Tang suddenly sounded that his tricycle was still outside, and if it was seen by others, it would inevitably cause unnecessary trouble for himself and the Li family brothers and sisters.
"Brother Li, my tricycle ......" After hearing Fang Tang's words, Li Xian responded.
"Your ...... The tricycle is still outside, but you can rest assured that there are only two of us siblings in a few miles below the mountain, so you don't have to worry about your tricycle being spotted. ”
Although Li Xian's eyes were a little dull, he was very smart, he understood the meaning of Fang Tang's words when he heard Fang Tang talk about tricycles, but he still felt that the three words tricycle were a little awkward when they came out of his mouth.
"That's good." After hearing Li Xian's words, Fang Tang let out a sigh of relief, but at this time, Fang Tang suddenly remembered that his tricycle still had a lot of couriers to be delivered, and he didn't know if these couriers had crossed over with him.
After seeing Fang Tang suddenly sit up, Li Xian didn't ask much, but curiosity drove him to take his sister outside with him.
"Brother, what are these things?" When Li Yuerong saw Fang Tang take out one courier after another from the tricycle, she asked Li Xian with a puzzled expression.
"I don't know." Li Xian's dull eyes at this time agreed to be full of doubt, and at the same time, in Li Xian's eyes, this strangely dressed Fang Tang also became mysterious at this time.
"Let me see what they've bought." After Fang Tang moved out the last courier, he asked Li Xian for a bench and sat in front of a small pile of couriers.
"A new version of women's lingerie? I don't think I need this."
"Men's gym briefs? Panties also have to be bought online. And it's red! Although Don said this, he still put this thing at his feet.
"A box of old godmothers? How good are you? ”
"Chocolate, lollipops, what's the matter?"
When Fang Tang turned over and found that they were all snacks, he couldn't help but feel a little lost, he always saw some people buying some high-end luxury goods on the Internet, why didn't there be anything similar in his own express delivery?
Although the high-end luxury goods in Fang Tang's mouth were common in the previous world, in the Tang Dynasty, these were unique, and the items that appeared for the first time in the Tang Dynasty would bring him a lot of wealth that rivaled the wealth of the country.
Just ask which woman is not crazy about perfume, and which woman is eager to put the world's famous brand bags
Running out of nets? What woman is not a fan of an idol? ……
Of course, the latter one is a little bit far-fartched.
"Brother Fang, what are you looking for?" Li Xian, who was behind Fang Tang, held his sister by his hand and asked Fang Tang, since half an hour ago, Tang had been rolling over these strange items in the eyes of the Li family brothers and sisters, and with the crazy words in Fang Tang's mouth, Li Xian was very suspicious that Fang Tang's brain had been affected by the wind and cold, and he had become stunned.
"Nothing, just looking for something." Fang Tang glanced at the courier under his feet, then opened a courier with the online name "Baby Don't Cry", took out a bag of snacks from the courier and handed it to Li Xian.
Li Xian took the bag of bulging potato chips and suddenly stood up in place.
"Brother, why is it bulging?" Li Yuerong, who was next to Li Xian, was also frightened by this bag of potato chips.
"I don't know."
After hearing the conversation between the brother and sister, Fang Tang came to the side of the brother and sister, and after disassembling the potato chips, he couldn't help but stuff a mouthful of potato chips into Li Xian's mouth.
"Brother be careful!" Seeing Fang Tang ignorant of what to stuff into Li Xian's mouth, Li Yuerong's entire body trembled.
"Is it delicious?" After Fang Tang took a bite of the potato chips, he asked Li Xian, who was still there savoring.
After swallowing the potato chips in his mouth, Li Xian's dull eyes showed a rare look of excitement.
"Delicious!" Li Xian nodded vigorously, and Li Yuerong, who was beside Li Xian, was also good after seeing that her brother was safe and sound, but when she was behind the potato chips in Fang Tang's hand, she suddenly had the idea of wanting to taste the taste.
"Brother, is this really edible?" Li Yuerong hugged Li Xian's arm, and her eyes were full of curiosity.
"Yes, you taste it." Of course, Li Xian's movements would not be as rude as Fang Tang just now, he glanced at the packaging bag with a strange expression, and then took out a piece of potato chips from the packaging bag.
After Li Yuerong saw this strangely shaped potato chip, her heart actually refused, but driven by curiosity, Li Yuerong still wanted to taste the taste of this so-called potato chip.
"Hmm" After eating the potato chips in her mouth, Li Yuerong frowned at first, but then quickly stretched out, and the innocent romance belonging to the girl was revealed in Li Yuerong at this time.
After watching his sister show a smile that he hadn't seen for a long time, Li Xian felt joy and a trace of guilt in his heart.
"Found it! Finally I found something useful! Fang Tang's exclamation attracted the attention of the Li family brothers and sisters.
"Brother Li, can you find what you need?" Although Li Xian's tone was more eager, his dull eyes made Fang Tang not feel any emotional fluctuations on Li Xian's face.
"This is such a strange person."
Li Yuerong next to Li Xian had a lot of good feelings because of the snacks given by Fang Tang, of course, this good impression is not the love of men and women, if it weren't for Fang Tang's potato chips being too tempting, it is estimated that Li Yuerong would still continue to be vigilant against Fang Tang.
"You...... What are you holding in your hand? Although it was only a short sentence, Fang Tang had already felt the change in Li Xian's younger sister's attitude towards him.
Fang Tang, who was in a very good mood, also patiently explained to the Li family brothers and sisters after hearing it.
"This is a seed," Fang Tang held up the plastic bag in his hand, but his eyes shone with a breathtaking light.
Fang Tang's eyes at this time were like a dragon seeing gold and a dog seeing a lump of ......
"I know this is a seed, I'm asking what the white cloth containing the seed is......" Li Yuerong made Fang Tang feel like his heart had fallen into a deep cliff.
"Seeds? What seed is this? Li Xian's opening made Fang Tang resolve the embarrassment.
"Seeds of roses." Fang Tang said mysteriously to Li Xian, but as soon as Li Xian opened his mouth, Fang Tang immediately broke his skills.
"Roses? I already have roses in the Tang Dynasty. Li Xian's words made Fang Tang quickly put away his coquettish posture.
"What? There were already roses in the Tang Dynasty? ”
"Brother Li, what do the roses you are talking about look like?"
Fang Tang, who had nothing to do, suddenly remembered that the Tang Dynasty he was in had never appeared in history at all! Since it has not appeared, the roses in Li Xian's mouth are not necessarily roses!
"The rose has red petals, thorns on the rhizome, and its shape is not much different from the moon flower, I wonder if the rose I am talking about is different from the rose in your mouth?"
"It's no different, it's exactly the same." After listening to Li Xian's description, Fang Tang's whole person was suddenly blindsided.
"There are already roses in the Tang Dynasty?"
"Why don't I know?"
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"This evil history teacher, why don't you give us the matter of roses appearing in the Tang Dynasty! Don't you know how important the appearance of roses is to humans? Why don't you tell me about such a big thing! Why! ”
Fang Tangmo was stunned......
Fang Tang, who was a little mentally disturbed, had been talking nonsense with the courier order of rose seeds, and when Li Yuerong saw Fang Tang dancing in place, she asked her brother worriedly.
"Brother, do you want to report to the official?"
"No" Li Xian behaved very steadily at this time, and saw him say in Li Yuerong's ear.
"Give me that stick." Li Xian thought for a moment and continued.
"Go and untie the rope of Wangcai, if the situation is not right, release Wangcai immediately!"
Looking at Fang Tang, who was mentally deranged, the Li family brothers and sisters were all ready for themselves, but at this time, Fang Tang was unexpectedly quiet at this time, he was not yelling and screaming, he just kept staring at the express order.
A moment later
"Hahaha!" A hearty laugh came out of Fang Tang's mouth at this time, and this laughter carried a hint of high-spirited feeling after a little arrogance.
But this laughter in Li Xian's ears became a precursor to his terminal illness.
"Brother Fang, are you okay?" After Li Xian saw Fang Tang walking to his side, the wooden stick that Li Xian was hiding behind his back clenched it hard.
"Brother Li, we're getting rich, we're going to get rich!" Fang Tang's appearance was extremely similar to that of a patient in a mental hospital.
"Where does wealth come from?" Li Xian's dull eyes looked behind Fang Tang at this time.
And Li Yuerong behind Fang Tang was ready at any time, only to see that she had already untied the rope tied to the tree, as long as Li Yuerong let go now, then Wangcai could run freely in the moonlight.
"Do you know what's in my hand?" Fang Tang repeated the question again, so that Li Xian was already sure that this person was hopeless.
"Yes, this is the seed of a rose!" Li Xian nodded at Fang Tang, and at the same time, this nod was also reminding Li Yuerong behind Fang Tang.
"Yes, you're right, it's a rose seed, but it's not a rose seed." Fang Tang licked his lips excitedly as he said this.
"He's crazy! He's gone crazy! Li Xian kept admonishing himself in his heart at this time.
"The reason why I say this is because ......" Fang Tang's voice was interrupted by the barking of a dog behind him, Fang Tang turned around and saw a huge earth dog running towards him.
Fang Tang was broken by the earth dog in front of him, but he still instinctively wanted to finish his words, but before he could finish speaking, Fang Tang felt that his head ushered in a familiar feeling.
"I ...... This rose is called ...... Blue ......"
"Bang"
Our lovely Fang Tang didn't even finish the four words "Blue Enchantress", so he went to see Zhou Gong again.
"I'm doing this for your own good, don't speak up if you understand."
"Thank you, you are really an open-minded person."