"Phew!" Zhu Wan'er snorted lightly, her cheeks were shy, and she said, "How can I force a kiss" Speaking of this, she couldn't say it anymore in embarrassment, and glanced at him fiercely and said, "Don't say it!" ”

After a long time, Zhu Wan'er finally transcribed the bottom plate of the newspaper to the fullest. She took out Xiupa from her arms, gently wiped the fragrant sweat from her forehead, blushed, and handed the bottom plate to Wei Wudao: "Wei Wu, look, is this okay?" ”

Wei Wu took it and saw that the popular poems and major events of the government and the opposition had been carefully transcribed by Zhu Wan'er, and the handwriting was beautiful and beautiful, but the major events of the government and the opposition were written - floods! Tens of thousands of people in Hongzhou were affected, and the following are some things that depict the flood disaster and people's relief.

Clever! This chick is really smart, there is no reminder from my fifth brother, and I don't write a little bit about the exploitation of Sihu tea farmers. I'm afraid I'm afraid of startling the snake! Wei Wu secretly admired himself, and saw that the gossip news was empty, and his heart suddenly became curious, doesn't this person have a gossip mentality? How can it not be written?

Wei Wu looked at Zhu Wan'er suspiciously, and said in surprise: "Wan'er, why didn't you write this gossip news?" ”

Zhu Wan'er's pretty face was dizzy, her mouth opened slightly, and she said aggrievedly: "I, where do I know any gossip news!" But you, who have been working in the Yellow Crane Tower all day, must have heard a lot of news."

Also, this chick doesn't go out of the door all day long, and occasionally goes out as gossip news!

"Hmm!" Wei Wu glanced at her in understanding, and said with a grin: "Miss Wan'er, the title of this gossip news is - the story that the talented Miss Zhu and the talented Fifth Brother Wei have to tell!" ”

Zhu Wan'er's beautiful eyes widened, and she was stunned by his title for a while.

This gimmick is fierce, Wan'er and I are both famous figures in Ezhou City, this gossip, cough cough, how can anyone gossip about themselves? Wei Wu came to his senses and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Ahem, this won't work!" The title is written - the feelings of the Qinglou of Liu Daoxu, the first genius in Ezhou! ”

As soon as he said this casually, he moved out his cheap apprentice, thinking about it, Liu Daoxu's reputation and image are quite famous in Ezhou and even Jiangnan.

"Poof!" Zhu Wan'er was amused by this title, and seeing that Wei Wu turned out to be a serious face, Liu frowned and said, "But, where is Liu Gongzi who is one of those romantic people who love to visit the Qinglou?" ”

Khan, it turns out that this chick doesn't know the meaning of gossip yet?

Wei Wu grinned and explained: "This gossip news is designed to attract people's attention, half-fake and half-true, but it can be true!" ”

"Huh? Even so, it can't ruin Liu Gongzi's reputation! Zhu Wan'er pouted and frowned.

Damn, my apprentice, I'm not afraid of ruining his reputation, what are you afraid of! Besides, he wasn't still in the Hibiscus Building yesterday! Wei Wu saw that Zhu Wan'er was trying her best to maintain her reputation for her cheap apprentice Liu Daoxu, and suddenly felt jealous.

"Where has his reputation been ruined! Furong Lou won the championship, isn't he also there! Wei Wu said sourly.

In the end, Zhu Wan'er, inspired by the righteousness of the people living and working in peace and contentment and the prosperity of the country, finally compromised, picked up the pen, and wrote it dictated by Wei Wu.

"Well, I just wrote that Liu Gongzi was already knowledgeable and romantic when he was young. When I went to Beijing to study, I met robbers on the way, and all the silver on my body was robbed, but when I was down, I happened to meet the emotional entanglement of the flower girl in Furong Building.

Zhu Wan'er only blushed when she heard it, and many of the obscene and dirty words spoken by this shameless person were revised and omitted by her. I was panicked, and I only felt that I was doing something great evil with this shameless person in front of me

When he was a tour guide in his previous life, he was very eloquent, describing the viciousness of the bustard and the ferocity of the turtle, which was annoying; And when it comes to the misery of the flower girl after Liu Daoxu escaped, it is also fascinating.

Zhu Wan'er listened to the story, unconsciously stopped the pen in her hand, when Wei Wu said that Liu Daoxu returned from school, and the splendid article was like a flower, her eyes were slightly red, and her heart was moved by Liu Gongzi's love and righteousness.

"In the end, Liu Gongzi bravely fought the turtle Gong, and finally escaped from the Furong Building, went to Beijing to study, and returned from studying without forgetting the kindness of the beauty, although the flower girl is old, Shaohua is no more, but Liu Gongzi took her in the house" Wei Wu triumphantly finished this gossip story.

After listening to the gossip story of "Liu Gongzi's Qinglou Feelings", Zhu Wan'er took a long breath, her pretty face flushed, and suddenly felt that this story did not slander Liu Gongzi, as if to say that he was not afraid of difficulties, endured humiliation, and valued love and righteousness.

Hey! Lao Tzu's storytelling level has improved now, and he can make up a story casually, and he can move this No. 1 talented woman in Ezhou to death or alive!

"How?" Wei Wu asked triumphantly.

Zhu Wan'er saw that this person had finished the story, and returned to the appearance of a villain, so she couldn't help but purse her lips and chuckle: "Liu Gongzi is knowledgeable and sincere, but he is not like a storyteller, who is flamboyant and shameless!" ”

Grandma's, the story told by the fifth brother, in the end, I became a negative teaching material?

Wei Wu said indignantly: "Ahem, this story is the personal experience of the fifth brother when I was young, but I just changed the name of my apprentice!" It's hard to find a lover like me! He finished boasting about himself, but when he saw Zhu Wan'er looking at him with disdain, he twitched the corners of his mouth and urged: "After listening to the story, I quickly transcribe it, and every moment of delay"

Zhu Wan'er snorted lightly and glanced at him, but she didn't dare to slack off, and picked up the pen and wrote.

Wei Wu thought that this first issue of the newspaper did not have many readers and was not influential enough. Where can I put Lao Du's "Woohoo Wai Fu" on it? He casually dragged a piece of paper and wrote a non-nutritious letter from a reader on it, the content of which was nothing more than words congratulating the grand launch of "Tang Yuetan".

On this day, Zhu Wan'er had a huge workload, and finally when she was in Bo Xishan, she lit a lamp and candle to completely transcribe the "Tang Moon Talk", and the whole newspaper was seen at a glance, except for the lack of photos and dense advertisements, it was also similar.

Wei Wu waved his pen again, and mentioned in the blank space left above: "The four words of "Tang Yue Talk" are written vigorously and vigorously, which is quite a bit of a point to the Tang Dynasty.

Looking at the empty advertising and leasing positions on it, Wei Wu couldn't help but feel a pain in his flesh - this is all money!

Wei Wu thought for a moment, but he didn't expect to find someone to pay for this advertisement now, frowned and thought for a moment, suddenly rolled his eyes, and muttered in a low voice: "It's empty and empty, let's advertise myself!" "Advertising your own treasure brand lighter, naturally it takes a little effort, Wei Wu thought about it for a long time, and then found a piece of paper, on which he wrote:

"When you are lost and helpless in the dark,

When you don't light a fire in the wind,

When the flint and fire break in your fire sickle are lost.

I'm here to help you!

Who am I?

I'm a treasure lighter! ”

Zhu Wan'er took the advertising words handed by Wei Wu, frowned and read for a moment, then her beautiful eyes widened slightly, and she asked with a puzzled expression: "Wei Wu, what is this Zhibao brand lighter?" ”

Wei Wu said triumphantly: "Hehe, this is my latest invention of Fifth Brother!" Well, another day, Fifth Brother, I'll send you a commemorative version! ”

Well? This shameless guy wants to give me a commemorative copy? What to commemorate? Is it in remembrance of me? Zhu Wan'er figured it out by herself, and only felt that the things that this person gave her must be obscene things. Suddenly ashamed, his cheeks were shy, and he said with red cheeks: "Who, who wants you to send it!" ”

Yes? This little girl deserves to be the first talented girl! Before I gave the lighter, she knew the name of the lighter? Wei Wu glanced up at her in surprise, but saw that she was ashamed and ashamed, as if she really knew her bad intentions, and suddenly felt worried, could it be that Xin'er showed her the first one? And this chick still understands English?

Wei Wulao's face flushed, he coughed dryly twice, and asked, "Ahem, Wan'er, do you know foreign languages?" ”

"No!" Zhu Wan'er hesitated for a moment and opened her mouth to answer, then looked at Wei Wu, pursed her lips and smiled, and teased: "What's wrong?" Do you want to run a newspaper for foreigners? ”

"It's okay, it's okay, it won't be fine!" Wei Wu sighed secretly, feeling that this chick is being angry with me! Alas, it's not good for this person to be too smart, if he is like Zong Wu's fool, he is stupid, where would he think so much!

Zong Wu's foolish thing is very proud at the moment, and he is playing a game of eating with the maid Xiaocui. This game is also simple, Xiao Cui held a piece of pastry in his hand, and shook it in front of Du Zongwu's eyes, and this fool bit it with his mouth.

Although one of them is a well-informed Miss Dali maid, after all, she is a young girl who is at the age of playfulness, and she serves Zhu Wan'er all the year round, where is there anyone to accompany her? The other is extremely silly, and he is not tired of the little girl's teasing. At this moment, the two of them are together, but they are also concubines, and they are playing and laughing.

"Alas!" Wei Wu looked at the flirting appearance of the two, couldn't help sighing, shook his head and said, "Sure enough, it's a fool who has a fool's luck!" ”

"Poof!" Zhu Wan'er actually sighed when she saw this person, and couldn't help but purse her lips and chuckle and teased: "I see that you are also quite blessed!" ”

"Hey! You chick, how dare you call me stupid! Wei Wu's old face was **.

After a few days, Wei Wu's life was full, or to use a popular saying nowadays - busy like a donkey.

During the day, you have to deal with the "three escorts" in the Yellow Crane Tower; Every once in a while, they have to go to the production line to guide the work of Wu An and Zhao Bo; If you have nothing to do, you have to go to the Assassin's Mansion to meet with Miss Zhu, discuss new ideas, and study the printing progress of the newspaper. At night, I occasionally have to be invited by Li Qiuniang to hold a famous post to chant poetry and nonsense; At night, Li Muxin, a chick, often comes to chat with him.

In the donkey's field of vision, time always flies. In the blink of an eye, a week has passed.

Wei Wu was woken up early in the morning by Du Zongwu's slamming of the door, and this guy opened his mouth and shouted: "Fifth brother, fifth brother!" Miss Zhu asked me to tell you that it has been printed and checked! She asks you to come over."

Wei Wu turned over, frowned and thought, you guy, got the news early in the morning? Could it be that you slept with Xiaocui's maid last night?!

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