The ugly woman waded all the way up.

The ugly woman stopped talking, and only the sound of "whooshing" water remained in Fang Fang's ears. The moonlight shines on the water from time to time, and I don't know if the water is flowing or the moonlight is flowing.

The ugly woman walked unhurriedly, humming a little song in her mouth, and Fang Fang vaguely recognized the lyrics: "Gui Yi Xi Lan oar, go to the sky and trace the streamer, faint and faint, looking at the beauty of the sky." ”

The lyrics are full of ancient meaning, obviously not the lyrics of a pop song, and the ugly woman's voice is not good, but the words that flow out of her mouth make people think about it, Fang Fang wants to know what is next, but she sings these four sentences repeatedly.

Fang Fang was lying on the back of the ugly woman, only feeling that her pace was steady, and she was no longer worried in her heart, coupled with the murmuring of water in her ears, like a lullaby, it didn't take long for her to fall asleep.

In her sleep, Fang Fang smelled a tempting fragrance, she opened her eyes suddenly, it was already dawn, and when she looked around, she realized that she was leaning on a boulder, and there was a fire in front of her, which was burning vigorously. The ugly woman was sitting by the fire, holding in her hand a long stick of wood with two fish on it, which had been roasted brown and gave off an enticing fragrance.

Fang Fang's stomach "growled" a few times.

"Sister policeman, do you still grill fish? How did you catch the fish? Fang Fang jumped up, "I'm hungry!" ”

Without waiting for the ugly woman to answer, Fang Fang had already jumped to the edge of the stream step by step, holding the stream water to rinse her mouth and wash her face.

When Fang Fang returned to the fire, the ugly woman had already taken the fish down.

"Eat slowly! The advantage of the fish here is that the meat is tender and delicious, and the disadvantage is that there are many spines, and it is easy to get stuck when you eat it quickly. The ugly woman said that her attitude was noticeably better than last night.

Fang Fang took the fish, put it under her nose and sniffed it.

"It smells so good! Policeman, you eat too! ”

The ugly woman nodded, picked up her fish, walked to a stone by the stream and sat down, her back to Fang Fang.

After about ten minutes, the ugly woman finished the fish and returned to the fire. She added a few sticks of dry wood to the fire.

The ugly woman is barefoot, her trouser legs are rolled up high, the hair on her legs is black and long, and with her nostrils facing the sky and her wide mouth, she is indeed ugly. The difference between a woman and a woman is sometimes greater than the difference between a person and a dog, Fang Fang couldn't help but cover her mouth and smile when she thought of this.

"What are you laughing at?"

"You told me a secret recipe for breast enlargement last night, and in return, I told you a secret recipe for removing hair and eliminating your worries about hair enlargement!"

"Tell me, listen up."

"Actually, it's very simple, just rub it with vinegar and watermelon juice, three times a day, insist on it for half a month, and ensure that it works! Hey, are you listening? Your congenital conditions are almost poor, and you can't give up on yourself, what can be improved is still to find a way to improve! ”

"Of course I'm listening!"

"So what did I just say?"

"Ahh Isn't it just watermelon juice mixed with vinegar to drink! Right? ”

"Oh, yes, yes, you drink, drink more! It is estimated that the taste is unique. Fang Fang threw the leftover fish bones into the fire, "By the way, sister policeman, are you from that police station?" ”

"The police station? No, I'm from the Municipal Criminal Police Corps! The ugly woman whispered, "Sister is an undercover agent, don't talk about it when you go out!" ”

"Captain Zhang Shaojie of the Criminal Police Corps, you must be very familiar, right?"

"I'm not familiar with it, I've only seen it twice. You know, when we are undercover agents, we can't always contact the leader. The ugly woman answered, and sat down against the stone.

"Well, I'm afraid you'll have to work hard, I'm sleepy and need a short rest, what about you, while eating fish, keep watch. You slept so soundly on my back last night, and it was all flowing down my face, and now it's time for me to sleep. The ugly woman took out a pistol from her waist and pointed to the lower reaches of the stream, "I have observed, they are coming, only from this direction, you just have to keep an eye on it." ”

Fang Fang threw the fish bones into the fire and rubbed them next to the ugly girl.

"Don't scandalize me! I never drool when I sleep, at most I drool, and I remember not much flow. Sister, do me a favor and go to sleep, okay? ”

"In a hurry? If you're not in a hurry, wait until I wake up! ”

"Urgent, why not urgent? The secret recipe you said yesterday," Fang Fang gestured with his hands on his chest, "You help me rub it!" ”

The ugly woman rolled her eyes, and replied angrily for a long time: "Big sister! This kind of thing is not good to trouble others! Don't you have long hands yourself? Besides, now that we're running for our lives, can we wait to save our lives before we think about it? ”

"Who said that! 10,000 years is too short, seize the day! The plan of the year lies in the spring, and the plan of the day lies in the morning! We're resting now, isn't it in conflict with running for our lives? ”

"I'll take back what I said last night, okay? Besides, why don't you do it yourself, I've seen a lot of lazy women, but it's the first time I've seen you like Your Excellency..."

Fang Fang was next to the ugly woman, "I've tried it myself, I always feel itchy!" If you have trouble finding the police, have you ever heard of this sentence? Are you going to turn it into a police officer? You treat a crowd in desperate need of help, do you know that? Could it be that your director is also on vacation? Fang Fang said, picking up one of the ugly woman's hands and placing it on her chest.

"Uh, are you sure and sure you don't mind if someone does that for you?"

"Don't mind!" Fang Fang picked up the ugly woman's other hand and put it on her plump chest, and the ugly woman's gun fell to the ground.

"God, what did I do wrong, and you want to punish me like this?" The ugly woman's hands rested on Fang Fang's soft chest, and she looked up to the sky and sighed.

"It's wrong that you met a smart woman in ice and snow! You've been tricked. ”

Fang Fang replied, she slowly stood up, pointing the gun at the ugly woman in her hand.

"Beauty Trick!"

"A typical grace will take revenge, eldest sister, it looks like I saved you last night! Do you want to reenact the story of the farmer and the snake? The ugly woman raised her hands above her head and slowly stood up, "There are still remnants of my roasted fish in the corners of your mouth!" ”

Fang Fang touched the corner of his mouth with his right hand and said proudly: "You are not a policeman, because the captain of the criminal police brigade is not called Zhang Shaojie at all!" As for Zhang Shaojie, he was my tablemate in high school, and I was particularly impressed by him, because it is said that he still wets the bed when he is in high school. Shut up, don't tell me that your director is really Zhang Shaojie, and don't tell me that your director also wets the bed! And don't tell me about your director... What a classmate! This kind of plot is too old-fashioned, I won't believe it! I don't believe in the art of war, I only believe in guys, whoever has a gun in his hand is bold. Say! Who are you? What are the intentions? You have the right to be silent, but my bullets will shoot through your chest! ”

The corners of the ugly woman's mouth turned up slightly, and a smile appeared in her eyes.

"Laugh what a laugh! The old lady kills people without blinking! If I was born hundreds of years earlier, I am, I am the dominatrix Hu Sanniang, I have a knife in my hand, I kill people like hemp, I am happy to take revenge..."

The ugly woman smiled even more.

Fang Fang was enraged, "Don't think I'm joking!" The old lady will give you some color to see! The muzzle of her gun was slightly off, and she pulled the trigger on the boulder next to the ugly woman.

With a "snap", a white plastic bullet bounced out, hit the stone, and was bounced back again, dripping and spinning under Fang Fang's feet.

The ugly woman lowered her hands leisurely.

"When I came out last night, I saw this imitation toy gun in the store that it was very beautiful, so I bought it for my nephew, and before I could give it to him, you played with it first!" The ugly woman pulled out another gun from her waist, which looked exactly the same as the one in Fang Fang's hand.

Fang Fang laughed dryly, "Ah, sister policeman, actually... I have a dream, that is, to be an actor, as soon as I see a gun, I want to act in a police movie, what do you think of my performance just now? ”

"Actually, I also have a dream," the ugly woman slowly paced next to the big rock, found a place to lie down, used a long stone as a pillow, and prepared to sleep, "just get a good night's sleep!" ”

Soon, the ugly woman sat up again, and found another rock beside her to use as a pillow.

She tossed and turned, repeating it several times, and also had trouble sleeping.

"Since I got damn insomnia, it's been a real nuisance, I can't sleep at all with a different pillow, but luckily I have my own pillow with me!" The ugly woman muttered to herself, then unbuttoned her chest, put her hand inside, and slowly pulled out a pillow from it, and her plump breasts immediately deflated, turning into a standard "airfield".

Fang Fang gasped.

"You, you, you... Putting a pillow on your chest, isn't it? You are deceiving the world, do you know it? My friends are just a sponge or something at best, and you put a pillow there! Just like that, you dare to teach me the secret recipe for breast enlargement? ”

"In this world, people who have no ink on their chests and don't understand bullshit are claiming to be experts and professors, corrupt, male thieves and female prostitutes are talking about the rule of law and morality, and those who deceive the world and steal their names are not allowed to pad a pillow to fill my big breasts? It is better to have more gentlemen, it is better to have fewer villains! Besides, you have repeatedly asked me for the secret recipe, and I have to tell you a way to make steamed buns, at least you can learn from them when you make steamed buns in the future! I confiscated your expert consultation fee, and there is still an essential difference between Master Wang who came to the snake in the basin and Master Zhang who built a villa on the roof, right? The ugly woman sneered and lay down.

"Also, you're right, I'm not a policeman, I'm just an informant developed by the police, the police promised me, do a good job, recruit me as a policeman, officially, not an assistant policeman! So, I still have a dream, to be a police officer! ”

"In addition, the dominatrix Sun Erniang, a zhang Qinghu Sanniang! The strange one of these two tigresses is supposed to be your idol, but it's best not to get confused! What do you college students say? ”

Fang Fang argued: "Hu Sanniang is also a dominatrix!" ”

The ugly woman ignored it and gradually fell asleep.