Episode 302 Otherworldly General
Ten Black Hawk attack helicopters mobilized from Oahu soon flew over, and they were all transferred by Sun Hongxu to serve as my escort. Although Chen Shuipian said that the minotaur warriors had given up resistance, to be honest, I still didn't believe the green-haired turtle that even the ancestors didn't want, so heavy guards were inevitable.www.biquge.info All the helicopters mobilized this time are attack helicopters, and their combat effectiveness is not trivial.
Sun Hongxu wanted to stay and dispatch troops, build a temporary base, and defend zongzi...... Although Maui is the second largest island in the Hawaiian archipelago, it is very sparsely populated, with only a few tens of thousands of residents, and Sun Hongxu hastily sent out a few helicopters to rescue the survivors, and focused on preparing for tomorrow's game.
My personal guards will definitely accompany me, and the tiger girl is not worried about my safety...... I guess that's all an excuse, and she's probably worried that I'll hook up with a native Hawaiian girl again, so she brought the Tiger King with her. Old Medicine also wanted to see the appearance of the Minotaur warriors, so he also left randomly.
I pedaled the gangway with one foot and turned around and shouted to the stupid fork, "Let's go to the island of Hawaii." Unexpectedly, the stupid fork flew around in mid-air and fell back to the side of the fire phoenix: "I still have something to do...... Go for yourselves...... "Damn, this unreliable fellow!"
One Chinook and ten Black Hawks, lined up in battle, flew to the Gemini Observatory with a bang, and looked down from the porthole, seven or eight minotaur warriors were cooking around a bonfire, and the pot used for cooking was actually a brand-new gasoline drum. At high altitudes, the water is not easy to boil, and it is rare for them to be able to make the pot of soup boil and make it steam. In the distance, there are many minotaurs carrying huge pieces of wood to the vicinity of the observatory.
Our arrival naturally alarmed these minotaurs, and everyone was very nervous, and they all put down their work and looked at us in horror and confusion.
I commanded the helicopter formation to land, and as soon as I stepped out of the cabin, I saw Chen Shuipian leading the tall minotaur warrior towards us from a distance. The minotaur warrior was empty-handed and didn't carry his totem pole, but his still strong body made our brothers on this side nervous, and the heavy machine gunner urgently touched his gun as usual, ready to kill the enemy at any time.
I didn't have a bottom in my heart, so I whistled casually, and the brown panda and Gaba guarded me from left to right, so that I could settle down more or less, and at the moment I straightened my chest and belly, and looked at the minotaur warriors who gradually walked in front of me, which was quite arrogant. The minotaur didn't say anything, just stood there indifferently, nodded his bull head slightly, and greeted me.
In any case, there is no need to start a fight as soon as we meet, and the situation is still good. Chen Shuipian hurriedly walked over to say goodbye: "Haha, Mr. Hua, I miss you to death......" These words reminded me of Feng Gong, so I said casually: "Well, I want to kill you too." Chen Shuipian hurriedly showed his credit: "Chief Hua, this is the leader of the Minotaur." "I glanced at the minotaur warrior;" What's his name? ”
Chen Shuipian was slightly embarrassed: "He said that his name was 'itch, itch, itch'......" When I heard it, I was stunned and said: "This ...... What's the name? Hu Niu'er was also angry next to her: "Isn't it a beating?" Chen Shuipian was startled, and quickly explained: "That's the language of their dungeon, translated into Chinese, it seems to mean 'a blue four-legged snake like the sea'......" I listened, so I sighed: "Let's continue to call him the name of the underdog...... His original name was too long-winded for his grandmother. ”
Chen Shuipian nodded hurriedly, and said a few words yes...... I suddenly reacted, "No, man, how can you understand the language of the Minotaur warriors?" Do you know ancient Sanskrit? Chen Shuipian nodded: "It's a little, not much, you know, Buddhism is in our Taiwan...... No, in Taiwan, China, Buddhism is still very popular, and my family has been a layman for generations, and I know a little bit about it. In ancient Sanskrit, lay people refer to parents, heads of households, elders, or people with property. In ancient China, it was said that there were virtuous and talented people who lived in seclusion or unofficial, some of them were officials, they liked to be vassals and elegant, and they also called themselves laymen, such as Li Bai called himself Qinglian layman, Ouyang Xiu called himself Liuyi layman, and Su Shi called himself Dongpo layman. Later, it was extended to be a general term for monks who believed in Buddhism at home.
With one hand across my chest and the other hand on my cheeks, I thought to myself that there are many strange things in a deformed society, and that Buddhists have become obsessed with politics.
If this was put in the past, Chen Shuipian could know a little Sanskrit, and he would definitely be looked down upon by us, but now that we have the little monk Miaohui, we won't take him seriously at all. At the moment, he hummed and praised Chen Shuipian a few words, and then asked, "How did you communicate with them?" ”
Chen Shuipian deliberately exaggerated: "After you left that day, I held the big kitchen knife handed over to me by President Hua, and I was extremely proud!" This is a test for me in the organization, I told myself in my heart that I must fight for Fu Leduo, so I held a big kitchen knife and faced seventy or eighty fierce Minotaur warriors alone......"
We all rolled our eyes when we heard it, and we all knew that he was bragging, but what he did was still very shocking, so no one picked up his short son, and listened to Chen Shuipian continue to talk nonsense: "You can't imagine how critical the situation was at that time, seventy or eighty Minotaur warriors held their totem poles, and they were about to rush up and beat me into a meatloaf...... Yao Jin laughed beside him: "You weren't scared to pee your pants?" ”
Chen Shui's eyes widened: "How could it be?" I was holding a big kitchen knife, thinking of Changshan Zhao Zilong, who broke into Cao Ying single-handedly; I thought of Hua Mulan, who served in the army for my father, a heroine on the battlefield; I thought of Chen ****......" I held back my anger: "What does Ah Bian Gong have to think?" ”
Chen Shuipian said seriously: "Ah Bian Gong is also very remarkable, Shi Mingde led a million red shirts, made trouble in Taipei City, surrounded the presidential palace, Ah Bian Gong insisted on not surrendering, isn't it remarkable?" I nodded: "Well, it is indeed remarkable that you can be shameless to the point of Ah Bian Gong." ”
Chen Shuipian nodded: "That's it...... At that time, I was alone in the face of thousands of troops, and I was not afraid...... "The people on our side listened to it for a long time, and I said angrily: "Tell the point." Chen Shuipian nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, the point is that the minotaur warriors raised the totem poles in their hands one after another, and then this 'itch, itch, itch' brother shouted: 'Ah Turman~~~' After hearing this, I was suddenly stunned, thinking that this sentence doesn't mean Sanskrit 'everyone prepares'? So I had an idea and shouted in Sanskrit: 'Are you hungry?' Do you want me to get you something to eat? ......He looked at me embarrassedly: "I'm ashamed to say it, Mr. Hua, that's the only Sanskrit sentence I can speak, but I didn't expect it to be used...... Then the minotaur warriors were stunned, and this 'itch, itch, itch' brother came up and said a lot of things to me, and I couldn't understand them all, but I could only guess that they were indeed hungry, so I hurried to cook......"
I also followed the shame, to be honest, I gave Chen Shuipian a kitchen knife that day, saying that it was for him to entertain the Minotaur warriors, but in fact, we all knew in our hearts that it was just a plan to let the Minotaur warriors kill Chen Shuipian at all. After all, although Chen Shuipian hates it, at least we have no reason to kill him.
This time it was a mistake, and he actually subdued so many minotaur warriors at once. I looked at the Minotaur General and asked, "Have you had enough to eat these two days?" The guy stared at a pair of big eyes, I didn't know what I meant, I had to turn my head to look at Chen Shuipiao, Chen Shuipian froze for a while, and then began to talk with a comparison, that effort was wasted, all caught up with the old sow dystocia, and it was easy for the Minotaur General to understand, the guy nodded to me, and then arched his hand to me, which was regarded as expressing gratitude.
Ha ha...... I estimated the form, and calculated that this group of minotaur warriors is definitely not our captives at the moment, strictly speaking, they should belong to the surrender now...... At least temporarily. I smiled and led the way to the campfire. Chen Shuipian hurriedly saddled up and followed behind the horse, although the Minotaur General was a foreign barbarian, it didn't mean that they were stupid, and he also knew that I was Chen Shuipian's top boss, so he followed Chen Shuipian and walked over together.
The large group of minotaur warriors still stood there, they were more frightened of the brown panda and Gaba, but more of the crowd was looking at the old medicine...... It is said that the six mechanical feet of the old medicine are really too windy, not to mention the silver light, they still run freely, and they are more flexible than crabs.
When I got closer, I saw a splash of water in the gasoline drum in the campfire, and from time to time there were one or two leaves, as well as a little meat, instant noodles, and rice grains...... It's a hodgepodge. I frowned when I saw it: "You guys have been eating this kind of thing for the past two days?" ”
Chen Shuipian quietly pulled the placket of my clothes: "Mr. Hua, don't joke, okay, they are seventy or eighty brute cows, those with big bellies, can really eat the poor ......" I sighed, turned around and beckoned the brothers to carry the military compressed biscuits carried on the helicopter, and turned back to greet: "Wu Shuyuan, come and teach them how to eat compressed biscuits......
Jian Tianhan replied behind me: "Wu Shuyuan didn't follow, he stayed on Maui to take care of Commander Zuo." I looked back in amazement: "Hasn't Captain Zuo's wound already been treated?" How can you still take care of it? Luan Xiaoting smiled quietly: "I heard that I want to make a crutch for Commander Zuo...... Hee-hee, the little boy who is just starting to fall in love, it's so cute......"
I was stunned for a long time, and said in surprise: "You mean Wu Shuyuan and Zuo Tuan Leader ......" Hu Niu'er picked up my old man: "Patronizing his three wives and four concubines, why are you so indifferent to the affairs of your brothers?" "I originally wanted to sentence Wu Shuyuan to marry a wife and be beheaded according to the law, but after listening to Hu Niu'er's words, I had to give up. I thought that this kid had something wrong with his head, and he didn't like to see any girl, but he liked the head of the left regiment who fought with the zongzi with the bayonet at every turn...... Looking back, China has indeed been so strong over the years that the yin and yang have declined, which has led to many people being proud of marrying a powerful wife, such as Ou Xiang, Wu Shuyuan, even the old flower I, I can't avoid vulgarity, the tigress in the family, one is more fierce than the other.
Jian Tianhan went to teach the minotaur warriors to eat compressed biscuits, in fact, compressed biscuits can be eaten directly, but they must be chewed carefully, swallowing them will cause super thirst, and drinking a lot of water will support the stomach of bad people. Of course, as an emergency food, compressed biscuits are mainly considered for calorie supply, not to mention the taste or something, and it is polite to say that it is super unpalatable.
A large number of minotaur warriors were amazed after eating the compressed biscuits, and they all threw envious looks at us. Yao Jin snorted: "I guess they think we eat that kind of thing every day." I also sighed: "These people are so pitiful, they can even buy compressed biscuits, if they eat the Mongols' marching beef jerky, they will not be happy to throw themselves to the ground!" He turned around and told Chen Shuipian: "In the future, you are not allowed to give them things that taste too good, lest these guys get used to it and bite off their tongues again." ”
Chen Shuipian hurriedly nodded in agreement, and I looked at the clothes on the Minotaur General again...... I'm dizzy, the workmanship is good, it's a very decent animal skin suit, but it looks too weird. Although it is near the equator, the temperature is between 10 and 30 degrees Celsius throughout the year due to the influence of the North Pacific Ocean Current, and the observatory is located at the summit of Mauna Loa, which is more than 4,200 meters above sea level. Generally speaking, the temperature drops by six degrees Celsius before the altitude rises by a thousand meters, so it is still quite cold near the Upper Gemini Observatory, and I see that the clear snot of the Minotaur General is about to flow across the river. The other minotaur warriors were also so cold that they were almost shivering.
I pointed to the animal skin armor on the Minotaur General: "Man, you don't keep this thing warm, you need to change some thick clothes to keep out the cold." "The Minotaur General didn't understand what I was talking about, and after listening to Chen Shui's explanation, he still didn't understand. I sighed, took off my coat, and put it on for the Minotaur General, and when I looked at it again, the guy was already quite a bit of a civilized man.
Although my coat was very fat, the Minotaur General still wore it tightly, but fortunately he finally understood what I meant, and nodded his head to me in thanks. This trick of "being with the son" is a compulsory cultural course for ancient Chinese politicians, and it is simply easy to buy people's hearts.
I don't need Chen Shuipian's 205 translation to be trick-or-treating, I pointed to the coat on the Minotaur General's body, and then pointed to the remaining naked Minotaur soldiers, and then showed it to the Minotaur General, to the effect that these things are available under the mountain, and tomorrow I will ask Chen Shuipian to take you down the mountain to find something to eat. The island of Hawaii also has a population of more than 100,000 people, and feeding you 180 minotaur warriors is not like a joke.
General Minotaur was quite excited and thanked me again...... Chen Shuipian also understood, and his face turned pale with fright: "Mr. Hua, you're not joking, are you?" There are so many zongzi at the bottom of the mountain, let's go down ......" I said with a straight face: "What are you afraid of if you have zongzi?" Don't you have a hundred and eighty minotaur warriors on hand? You don't need to do it yourself, just sit in command......" patted him on the shoulder: "Comrade Chen Shuipian, I am very optimistic about you, you see, you have grown into a leader so quickly." Work hard, and in a few days, maybe the headquarters will promote you. ”
Just as I was about to lead the team away, the Minotaur General suddenly stopped me, and said a lot of words, seeing that I didn't understand, and gestured to the side. I can roughly understand what he means, but I don't know very well. The minotaur general stretched out a finger and drew a picture of us on the ground.
The Minotaur General is definitely not a painter, and the things he painted are also very strange, I looked at it for a long time, and finally recognized that it was a beautiful snake, and the gesture of the Minotaur General probably meant that the beautiful snake that the Wyvern Knight rescued was not the beautiful snake they were looking for. In order to cope with the errand, the Wyvern Knight withdrew haphazardly.
I nodded, and gestured to the Minotaur General that the beautiful snake you mentioned was still being held at our headquarters. The Minotaur General was in a hurry, and gave me a lot of gestures, asking me to take him to see Sister Destruction. What is the origin of this beautiful snake?
The Minotaur General compared me for a long time, and I roughly understood that Sister Destruction seemed to be a person with a very special status, even in the entire underground world, she was also an influential figure. But it's not like having real power, it's just a little symbolic power. And this minotaur general is the escort sergeant major of the beautiful snake who destroyed her sister.
I'm a little unconvinced by that. The little monk Miao Hui has translated many of the confessions of the destruction of his sister, and we now know that in the first layer of the underground world, that is, in the "Peacock Orchid World", there are three relatively large groups, the Minotaur and the Beautiful Snake each occupy the mountain, and as the main body of the Peacock Orchid World, that is, the largest number of cavemen, they are basically the slaves of the beautiful snake and the Minotaur tribe. Of course, in the peacock orchid world, there are some small races that are self-reliant, such as the Orephin elephant people with strong individuals and declining populations, such as the Octogen Bay crocodiles who live in swamps and don't care about the world, such as the poor and messy house zebras, and the lazy big-mouthed hippopotamus...... Wait, wait, in a word, the races in the peacock world are either very big and like a plate of loose sand, and it is very difficult to conquer, and there is no way to manage it if it is really defeated. The rest lived their lives short and concisely, and it was very difficult to fight, and there was no oil and water when they were defeated, so they survived.
In addition to these, Sister Doom also mentioned that the Minotaur tribe and the beautiful snake tribe have always been at odds, and the two sides have many grievances, and conflicts have broken out many times, and in recent years, relying on the pressure of the United States of Amelia, no war broke out again, but the two sides still refuse to communicate with each other.
I squinted at the Minotaur General, thinking that in such a big background, you kid dared to pretend to be a bodyguard of the beautiful snake to destroy his sister, and pretended to be a flower messenger with Lao Tzu, it must be an itchy butt, if you don't kick a few feet, I'm really sorry for the new leather shoes I wore today. (To be continued.) )