015: You can't imagine the happiness of the gods

They are not deaf, they can hear Zhu Chunan's words clearly, and they will be in prison if they continue to stay in China.

If there is no such thing as a ghost, others will tell them that they will eat in prison, and they will inevitably laugh at each other's innocence and innocence.

They didn't kill people and set fires, at most they spent a little money to play a game with the women, can they still catch them?

Anyway, the woman received the money, so she should play and play less, and pretend to be a chaste martyr.

They have been squandering for many years, and it is not once or twice that a few friends have played multi-P together, which time has they ever missed?

Going to jail and eating jail food?

Amusing!

I don't dare to think so now.

Lan Ying is dead, and she has committed a big crime as a ghost, and they can't get out.

The second ancestors trembled, and Zhu Chunan was also nervous.

Why?

Because he's driving a little sheep now, and there's that black mass of scars in the back seat!

"It turns out that you are a student at the Wudaokou School of Nursing, disrespectful and disrespectful. ”

Zhu Chun settled down and felt that there was no mouth.

Pei Ye had such a heavy evil aura on his body, he must have been a ruthless character with countless lives in his previous life, and he never thought that he would have the heart of an angel in white.

Pei Ye also said coldly, "It turns out that Your Excellency is a 233X high-achieving student next door, and you are disrespectful and disrespectful. ”

Zhu Chunan couldn't help but ask, "Why did the seniors ...... Studying nursing?"

"I failed the college entrance examination, and others said that nurses were good for employment, so I went to school here. ”

Zhu Chun'an: "???"

A cigarette is so loud that the big guy is also worried about employment?

Suddenly, Zhu Chun'an was glad that his master was an old-timer of the Special Public Security Investigation and Management Department of the Heavenly Master Alliance, so he was able to serve this bowl of rice with him.

Otherwise, you will be unemployed after graduation, and you will have to compete for business with a big guy like Pei Ye_(:з"∠)_

It's been a rough day.

"It shouldn't be curfew time yet. ”

Zhu Chunan rode his little sheep to send Pei Ye to the school gate, and glanced at the mobile phone screensaver time, it was just over ten o'clock in the evening.

Pei Ye got out of the car and suddenly remembered something.

"Is it possible for the novel to be true?"

Zhu Chunan was confused by this headless and brainless man.

"What novel?"

"Red envelope novel, I mean—someone who was reborn and accidentally joined the group of immortals in the heavenly court, snatching the red envelopes of the immortals—is this possible? Since there are ghosts, ghosts, and Taoist priests, there should also be immortals? Will the immortals of the heavenly court also use human communication tools to keep pace with the times?"

Zhu Chun'an: "......"

The big guy not only has the heart of an angel in white, but also the heart of a girl who loves dreams.

"Novel ......" Zhu Chun'an sat on top of the little sheep and hesitated, "Some elements are true, but some are just the imagination of mortals, such as the red envelope that the predecessors said." ”

Although I haven't read romance red envelopes, Zhu Chunan also read similar novels when he was shopping for men.

Ordinary people accidentally joined the group of immortals, grabbed the red envelopes issued by the immortals, and coincidentally walked to the pinnacle of life, and he also read some of them.

"If the immortals descend to the mortals, I don't know if they will use the communication tools of mortals, but it should be impossible for the immortals who stay in the heavenly court to use them, let alone add a group red envelope. ”

Pei Ye asked him, "Why is it impossible?"

Zhu Chun'an had a strange expression, "Heavenly Court is not in the sky, but in another mysterious, independent, and higher-level space. How can immortals stay in Heaven and use mortal things?"

If Heavenly Court was not in another dimension but in the heavens, with the current level of technology for mortals to explore the universe, how could they not discover the existence of Heavenly Court?

If that's the case, they're still cultivating a fart, they don't need to cultivate for ascension, they can go to the sky by a rocket.

Zhu Chunan said regretfully, "Actually, under the influence of online novels, my master also took advantage of the ancestral master who was enshrined in the Taoist temple to drop a wisp of points, \ body, and offered a mobile phone full of various game APPs, guess what?"

Pei Ye asked very embarrassedly, "What's wrong?"

Zhu Chun'an wanted to laugh when he thought that his master was sprayed with blood by his grandfather.

"Master Zu asked the master to practice more and daydream less, and the happiness of the gods is far from what mortals can imagine. ”

How long do mortals live?

They can all develop all kinds of tools, why do they think that the group of old immortals in Heavenly Court who seem to pick their feet can't do anything, and their lives are very boring?

Is being a fairy happy?

No, when the happiness of the gods is unimaginable to mortals.

Zhu Chun'an thought that she was an old ghost who had been in hiding from the world for many years and had only come down the mountain in recent years, and she was curious about the ever-changing human society.

"After all, novels are magnificent worlds built by mortals with their imaginations, and some fantasy elements are normal and don't have to be taken seriously. ”

In the years of junior high school and high school, Zhu Chunan was also addicted to online novels and couldn't extricate himself, and fantasized all day long that he was also the protagonist of great luck.

Born with yin and yang eyes, with a pure yang body, the standard configuration of a genius protagonist!

But the genius protagonist has only been popular for a while and has been counterattacked by the male protagonist of the waste wood stream, and he can only become a cannon fodder male partner.

Zhu Chunan has rested from being the protagonist since then, for fear that he will become a stepping stone for the promotion of the male protagonist of the waste wood.

It's no wonder that online novels are a new type of poisonous PIN, and the big guys can't avoid vulgarity.

Pei Ye said, "I see, thank you for your doubts." ”

Seeing the evil shadow group disappear from sight, Zhu Chunan rode the little sheep back to school, came out of the parking lot and called the master.

He briefly talked about today's situation, and the thrilling was brushed aside, so as not to worry about the master for himself.

As he spoke, he mentioned Pei Ye again.

"Although the man was angry, he was not a reckless person, and he spoke very kindly. ”

The old Taoist complained, "In your eyes, which one is not a good person? Such a heavy evil spirit, once it gets out of control, it will definitely cause a big disaster, and you are not afraid of being picked up by the yang to supplement the yin." ”

Zhu Chun'an said, "The apprentice plans to have a good relationship with her and make friends." ”

Old Taoist: "???"

What do your apprentices want to do?

Zhu Chunan continued, "Now the aura is getting thinner and thinner, and the Xuanmen Dao system is declining, but the cases of ghosts are getting more and more tricky, and it is not a way to go on like this." If you can deal with her well, you can ask her to be a foreign aid in any case in the future. Master, didn't you see that she beat that terrible ghost with a cigarette. I know she's dangerous, but she's not a traitor, and there's nothing we can do to her, so we might as well have a good relationship. She attends Wudaokou School of Nursing, and I am at the school next door to her, so if there is any movement, I can rush over to stop it as soon as possible. ”

The old Taoist pouted.

If the Great Evil Star really broke out, what could Zhu Chun'an do with this little body?

Dedication?

However, Zhu Chun'an's words are not unreasonable, many friends and many paths, maybe it will come in handy one day.

His own apprentice's luck has always been good, although it is the favorite pure yang body of Yin, but he has been safe and sound before cultivating, which is a miracle.

"Master, the apprentice will hand over the ghost to the department for interrogation first, and hang up first. ”

Zhu Chun'an found a secluded place, took out a piece of rune paper with white characters on a black background between his two fingers, and silently recited the charm in his mouth.

This kind of talisman paper is a "Yin Summoning Talisman" jointly developed by Yudu and the Heavenly Master Alliance, and special Yin Difference can be summoned to come to meet.

"Go!"

With a soft snort, the rune paper flew into the air.

Flat on an invisible transparent wall, with a round wave pattern.

The already gloomy corners became even darker, and the surrounding yin qi skyrocketed, and a beast-faced gate with iron chains appeared.